Today sucked!

[AcolyteAndy]

I think any day that begins with a kid puking all over the shoes you gotta sell at the crappy store you work out and ends with some college idiot mooning you(the typical JV and Elvis Fan) in the parking lot of Parmus Park mall qualifies as a shitty day!

[Fallon]

But.. but what happened in the middle?

[nate1000]

I think any day that begins with a kid puking all over the shoes you gotta sell at the crappy store you work out and ends with some college idiot mooning you(the typical JV and Elvis Fan) in the parking lot of Parmus Park mall qualifies as a shitty day!

Sounds like a perfect Al Bundy day.

[cupcakelove]

At least you didn't get kicked in the balls, that would have been a lot worse.

[burrben]

Sounds like a perfect Al Bundy day.

"a fat woman waddled into the shoe store today..."

[reeshy]

NO....a shitty day is when you get shot in the balls!!!!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

A Bad Day is being stuck at work in an office with no Windows, while it is a Kick Ass Day Outside.

:king:

[cupcakelove]

A Bad Day is being stuck at work in an office with no Windows, while it is a Kick Ass Day Outside.

:king:

Trust me, its not any better having that great day right outside your window taunting you. Its torture.

[AcolyteAndy]

Fallon- the middle of the day I won $50 on a scratch off lotto tickets.

BurrBen- Its downright scary what waddles thru Sears on an avg day.

CupCakeLover--my balls are safe, my sanity isn't!

[J.Clints]

Fallon- the middle of the day I won $50 on a scratch off lotto tickets.

BurrBen- Its downright scary what waddles thru Sears on an avg day.

CupCakeLover--my balls are safe, my sanity isn't!

Then what happened

[Leticia]

YOu won 50 bucks in lotto tickets?! I've never had that happen to me!! and I've had people moon me and puke!

Doesn't sound so bad when you include the middle.

[FUNKMAN]

Had a bad day again
She said I would not understand
She left a note and said "I'm sorry, I had a bad day again.
She spilled her coffee, broke her shoelace.
Smeared the lipstick on her face.
Slammed the door and said "I'm sorry, I had a bad day again."

[Fallon]

Had a bad day again
She said I would not understand
She left a note and said "I'm sorry, I had a bad day again.
She spilled her coffee, broke her shoelace.
Smeared the lipstick on her face.
Slammed the door and said "I'm sorry, I had a bad day again."

What a cunt.

[Gvac]

I'm still too aggravated to talk about what a shit-eating day I had.

Let it suffice to say that I work with the largest group of incompetents ever assembled.

I think companies should give mandatory IQ tests before they hire anyone.

[Kevin]

I'm still too aggravated to talk about what a shit-eating day I had.

Let it suffice to say that I work with the largest group of incompetents ever assembled.

I think companies should give mandatory IQ tests before they hire anyone.

Ronnie?? Is this you??

[FUNKMAN]

Today Sucked

but

There's always tomorrow
For dreams to come true
Believe in your dreams, come what may.
There's always tomorrow
WIth so much to do
And so little time in a day.

We all pretend the rainbow has an end
And you'll be there, my friend, some day.
There's always tomorrow
For dreams to come true
Tomorrow is not far away.

We all pretend the rainbow has an end
And you'll be there, my friend, some day
There's always tomorrow
For dreams to come true
Tomorrow is not far away.

[sr71blackbird]

At least no one tried to microwave a fish in your office today







PU!!!

[FUNKMAN]

At least no one tried to microwave a fish in your office today







PU!!!

are you sure that wasn't the ladies room?





























my sincerest apologies to all ronfez.net ladies...

[Gvac]

Words cannot adequately express how happy I am that Funkman has returned.

Love ya brother!

[sr71blackbird]

LOL Funk!

I made the old joke while the smell permeated the room..

"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?.."

[AcolyteAndy]

I'm still too aggravated to talk about what a shit-eating day I had.

Let it suffice to say that I work with the largest group of incompetents ever assembled.

I think companies should give mandatory IQ tests before they hire anyone.

They as hell don't at Sears

[MrPink]

A shitty day is when you're at a party in someone's backyard and you have shit on your foot and leg. Happened to my buddy on Saturday.