It's Great To Be A Lutheran!

[The Blowhard]

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[JustJon]

lucky fezzy! all we jews get is guilt

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Well, you get all the good jokes too. And the banking and the entertainment fields. ;)



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[Amuse2KAOS]

Yay, and we Christians killed jesus...wow, we sure are great...thank god...snicker...I am agnostic...so I suppose I should be saying thank god maybe...or should I not be thanking anyone..hey all i know is while all the other suckers are in church I'm home sleeping or watching NFL...ah, now THAT is religion

I would love to be funny, but I keep getting stuck on the fact that I suck...wow, that rhymes...

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[IkeaBoy]

You might think it's all fun and games but Lutherans sacrifice the male and female who were the worst lays at the end of the orgy and drink their blood.

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[Chet]

"WWMLD?" - What would Martin Luther Do?

a) Nail 95 theses on the Church of Wittenberg door (hence starting the Protestant Reformation)
b) Take common Goliard Bar tunes and make them into Church Hymns
c) Git nekked with 20 fourteen year old girls and make them all sex slaves

hmmmmmm....

[The Blowhard]

Another great thing: there are no collection plates, you just leave a twenty on the nightstand. ;)

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[F Wad]

and all us catholics get is a stale waffer and watered down wine.

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[Jennitalia]

and all us catholics get is a stale waffer and watered down wine.


and we're taught that sex before marriage is bad... unless it's a priest molesting a young boy




"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too!"

[Gvac]

I used to pass a church every day on my old sales route that had the greatest sayings posted every week. They always gave me a chuckle, and some of 'em actually made ya think. My favorite was "Forbidden fruits create bad jams."

And Jon, the Jews don't have a monopoly on the guilt thing. Try being raised by an Italian mother. Oy vey!



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

all we jews get is guilt


You also have Iris-- and she loves you.


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[agent_314]

Just wanted to reply to something gvac mentioned. The funniest church bulletin board message I ever saw wasn't clever-funny, but more of the absurd-clever variety. The sign said, "Jesus washed his disciples feet."<br>
I'm assuming that the message refers to how Jesus was modest and all, but it sure did knock me on my ass.

Kindest Regards, Your Name

[TooCute]

Best sign I saw?

"Guaranteed Heaven"


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[Amuse2KAOS]

Best Signs I've ever seen

"Come in, forgiveness given at the end, then coffee"

"Jesus loves the little children, but he hates sinners"

"Come us miracle grow, and grow in the spirit"

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[Carter]

stop making fun of my
church....


-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
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[The Blowhard]

You guys should see what we do on Good Friday..we have a "Crisco Party"!! Damn, it's really good! ;)

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[The Blowhard]

Topped by a fellow Lutheran.;)

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[IkeaBoy]

Is watching Smallville for you like normal people watching the teenage years of Jesus Christ?

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[Cardinal Adam]

Ah yes, so we see the vices of the heathens......And it's my experiance that you sick SOBs that like to bring up the priest molestation thing seem to just be mentally fulfilling your sick-ass desires!

Anyway....you want sex and orgies....you just come see the Cardinal!! :)




His Eminence, Cardinal Adam