Sushi place Pissed me the fuck off.

[Death Metal Moe]

So as short a story as I can make this:

A new Sushi place opened up here in Buttfuck, NJ in the middle of nowhere. And this place is BANGIN' yo. This place is clearly "Off the Hook" AND "Off the Chain." Some of the best sushi I've ever had, AND it's wicked close to the place I work.

It was open for no shit, 2 fuckin' weeks and then suddenly, that week we got floods, it was closed. I was pissed but didn't think too much of it. Maybe the owner's house was effected or whatever. I forget it and call back in a couple days when I wanted sushi again. No answer. What the fuck? I drive by and it's not open.

Now this past Monday I drive by and the fucking place is wide open. I call the next day and they don't pick up the phone again so I go down there. I get some lame "OH! ME NO HERE UNTIR 11:30!" I told him I just called like 10 minutes ago and that was 12 noon. He wanted me to order there but I don't have time to wait for sushi walk in, I need to phone it in.

My question, how can I stick it to them a little even though they're a great place to eat and I will go back. I'm stuck! I want to be pissed at them and boycott, but I'm just fucking myself because their food is so great.

[Bob Impact]

I would say don't eat there but that doesn't seem like an option, so I say just do the "Moe Voice" to them when you order on the phone. Get really low and growly and say "I want Ebi Avacado Maki, now." The Japanese are meek, it'll work.

[weekapaugjz]

"he called the shit, poop!"

http://norbizness.com/archives/flamingbag.jpg

[Furtherman]

Maybe the floods screwed up the business or the employees are still in disarray in their own homes.

[JPMNICK]

walk in with a radiation suit on, and ask if he wants that to happen again

[Tall_James]

My question, how can I stick it to them a little even though they're a great place to eat and I will go back.

Tell them you're a health inspector and exagerrate the amount of rat feces you found in their kitchen.

[JPMNICK]

Maybe the floods screwed up the business or the employees are still in disarray in their own homes.

why bring logic to the table?

[Tall_James]

Or if they tell you they're closed again, tell them

"YOU SASHIMI NOW MOTHERFUCKER!"

[Furtherman]

Maybe the floods screwed up the business or the employees are still in disarray in their own homes.

why bring logic to the table?

Oh yea... sorry.


MAYBE
THE
DINGO
ATE
YOUR
SUSHI!

[Don Stugots]

Maybe the floods screwed up the business or the employees are still in disarray in their own homes.

why bring logic to the table?

i hate that.


Moe, try crank calling them and record the call so that you can play it again for people you know. (if that sucks, sorry, i got nothing.)

[drjoek]

You could stand to lose a few pounds
How about mixing in a salad once in a while
:wink:

[JPMNICK]

Oh yea... sorry.


MAYBE
THE
DINGO
ATE
YOUR
SUSHI!

MUCH BETTER

[Yerdaddy]

Spit on the money before you give it to them.

Actually I wouldn't do shit. They're already giving you raw fish. How hard would it be for them to leave a piece out for a week just for the people that piss them off? I'd go passive aggressive and go shit on the floor at the local Indian restaurant, then go back and stand in the Sushi line.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

id be obnoxious everytime you order, if they bring it up why u are being over obnoxious, let them know, u felt slighted by their actions.

:king:

[Death Metal Moe]

Spit on the money before you give it to them.

Actually I wouldn't do shit. They're already giving you raw fish. How hard would it be for them to leave a piece out for a week just for the people that piss them off? I'd go passive aggressive and go shit on the floor at the local Indian restaurant, then go back and stand in the Sushi line.

Actually, this is the reality of it. You can't fuck with the people who prepare your food. Period.

I'm going to have to swallow my pride so that I can start swallowing quality sushi again.

[Death Metal Moe]

You could stand to lose a few pounds
How about mixing in a salad once in a while
:wink:

I found this to be very mean spirited, until I noticed the wink.

[Furtherman]

I'm going to have to swallow my pride so that I can start swallowing quality sushi again.

http://thestockmasters.com/images/Pulp_Fiction_Marsellus_Wallace_Band-Aid.gif

Now come lunch time, you may feel a slight sting, that's pride fuckin' wit ya. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. Fight through that shit. 'Cause a year from now, when you're eatin' quality sushi, you're gonna say, "Marsellus Wallace was right."

[ScottFromGA]

You could stand to lose a few pounds
How about mixing in a salad once in a while
:wink:

goddamn, your heartless......:ohmy:

[Hottub]

Try this.

"Hey, Asshole! I just came buy to pick up my order, and the shit was RAW! Haven't you savages ever heard of fire?"

[Landblast]

i think for american restaurants or fully english speaking rest., a second chance is fair and that's pretty much it.
but for places that are foreign owned and the owners and/or servers that don't understand the mannerisms or nuances of our language or culture very well,...and they have good food,..their ain't shit you can do but pay and eat.

[sailor]

order later in the day? and how long does it take them to make you some sushi? you need a lower stress job.

[Tall_James]

Try this.

"Hey, Asshole! I just came buy to pick up my order, and the shit was RAW! Haven't you savages ever heard of fire?"

Now THAT is funny!

[JamMaster]

http://thestockmasters.com/images/Pulp_Fiction_Marsellus_Wallace_Band-Aid.gif

Now come lunch time, you may feel a slight sting, that's pride fuckin' wit ya. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. Fight through that shit. 'Cause a year from now, when you're eatin' quality sushi, you're gonna say, "Marsellus Wallace was right."

:clap:

[Death Metal Moe]

Well, I broke down and went back. Got the Vegetable Tampura lunch box with little dumpling things, a California roll, some rice and a small salad.

It was excellent.

[Marc with a c]

Well, I broke down and went back. Got the Vegetable Tampura lunch box with little dumpling things, a California roll, some rice and a small salad.

It was excellent.

lock it.