Does Anyone Part Their Hair In The Middle?

[Fat_Sunny]

Fat Has An Unusually Full Head Of Hair (For A Man His Age).

He Always Parts It On The Left, And Combs It To The Right, And Then Musses Up The Part Line So It Is Not So Straight And Precise.

Tonight He Was Playing In Front Of The Mirror And Parted His Hair In The Middle, And Thought, This Is Pretty Cool, In A Teddy Roosevelt Or William Howard Taft Sort Of Way.

Does Anyone Today Part Their Hair In The Middle? If Fat Walked Into The Local Deli Like That, Would They Say "Man, That Fool Is Really Hip", Or Would They Say " Man, That Fool Must Think It's 1880"?

[PapaBear]

http://www.fascinationst.com/productImages/sku2338.jpg

[patsopinion]

no
no not at all
and dont do it
your a grown man

[Fat_Sunny]

PapaBear, Please, F_S Would Never Have Curls At The End Like That! He Is Talking About Shortish-Medium Length Hair, Parted In The Middle:

http://qpbs.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pPBS3-3308257dt.jpg

[Fat_Sunny]

no
no not at all
and dont do it
your a grown man

OK. F_S Trusts PO For The Opinion Of The "Cool" Youth Of America, So He Won't Even Consider It!

[patsopinion]

PapaBear, Please, F_S Would Never Have Curls At The End Like That! He Is Talking About Shortish-Medium Length Hair, Parted In The Middle:

http://qpbs.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pPBS3-3308257dt.jpg

that is the side i think

[Fat_Sunny]

He Did It A Shade To The Side, But It Is Still In The Middle. Draw A Line Straight Down From The Part, And You'll See That It Goes Through The Middle Of His (Gigantic Freak) Nose.

[PapaBear]

I just wanted the excuse to post a pic of Gossamer. He was the best.

The last time I parted my hair (on the side, not the middle) was in 1985.

[waltermitty]

I parted my hair down the middle....
In the 7th grade...
In 1994....
God middle School sucks.....

[BoondockSaint]

I'm bald! This thread offends me! I expect a conference with F_S and Mikeyboy.

[PapaBear]

I'm bald! This thread offends me! I expect a conference with F_S and Mikeyboy.
In defense of F_S, he didn't really specify what hair.


Edit... Nevermind. He did. Ban him.

[Fat_Sunny]

I'm bald! This thread offends me! I expect a conference with F_S and Mikeyboy.

Consider Yourself Lucky, Saint, You Don't Face These Major Decisons!

[BoondockSaint]

Consider Yourself Lucky, Saint, You Don't Face These Major Decisons!

Face it F_S, your internet career is over.

[weekapaugjz]

i haven't parted my hair since i can remember, i usually keep it short so there isn't too much to part. definately do not part it down the middle. that is for nerds fat_sunny, not sophisticated men.

http://www.fantasycostumes.com/Merchant2/images/Nerd-wig-24547-01-FR.jpg

[tele7]

http://www.fascinationst.com/productImages/sku2338.jpg

The photo above just made my week. Thanks Papa!

[PapaBear]

The photo above just made my week. Thanks Papa!
I knew someone would appreciate it!

[BoondockSaint]

Sweet, Sweet Waldo

http://homepage3.nifty.com/siosio7963/cdr/dlr/pv/hot2.jpg

[Fat_Sunny]

i haven't parted my hair since i can remember, i usually keep it short so there isn't too much to part. definately do not part it down the middle. that is for nerds fat_sunny, not sophisticated men.

Fat Hears Ya, JZ, But Remember, There Was Some Guy In 1992 That Thought He'd Sport A Goatee Like He Was Van Gogh 100 Years Ago, And 15 Years Later There Are Still Fools Growing Go-T's Like They Are The Hippest Thing On Earth.

Fool...Or Trendsetter...That Is The Dilemma Facing Fat_Sunny.

[tele7]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Alfalfa-Print-C10113037.jpeg

[patsopinion]

Fat Hears Ya, JZ, But Remember, There Was Some Guy In 1992 That Thought He'd Sport A Goatee Like He Was Van Gogh 100 Years Ago, And 15 Years Later There Are Still Fools Growing Go-T's Like They Are The Hippest Thing On Earth.

Fool...Or Trendsetter...That Is The Dilemma Facing Fat_Sunny.

I was also wondering this
I mean its been out of fashion for so long....?

but the guys with go-ts are douches so prob not

[Fat_Sunny]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Alfalfa-Print-C10113037.jpeg

Telecaster, That Is The Cutest Picture In The iIstory Of Mankind! You Just Made Fat's Decision....He Is Going For The Middle Part....But Without The Cow-Lick.

In 5 Years You Will All Say "We Laughed At Fat In 2007, But Now We All Part Are Hair In The Middle!!! (Except BoondockSaint And The Other Baldo's).

[SinA]

The football coach here at the University of Georgia:
http://www.vertimax.com/images/richtCroppedweb.jpg
Mark Richt

[weekapaugjz]

In 5 Years You Will All Say "We Laughed At Fat In 2007, But Now We All Part Are Hair In The Middle!!! (Except BoondockSaint And The Other Baldo's).

trust me, ill still be laughing.....nerd!

[Fat_Sunny]

The football coach here at the University of Georgia:
http://www.vertimax.com/images/richtCroppedweb.jpg
Mark Richt

Hmmm....That Looks A Tad Like The "Hair Club For Men", So Fat May Have To Re-Consider!

[Fat_Sunny]

trust me, ill still be laughing.....nerd!

Hey, How About The 1980's Side-Burns In Your Wee; Who's The Nerd! Hee Hee.

[weekapaugjz]

Hey, How About The 1980's Side-Burns In Your Wee; Who's The Nerd! Hee Hee.

sideburns are cool my friend. mine used to be a longer (muttonchops rule!), but i keep them to about halfway to my ear lobe.

i look like a jackass without sideburns. ive had them since i could grow them except for maybe once or twice because of a slip of the razor.

[weekapaugjz]

maybe you could be as cool as crispin glover...

http://obscuresound.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/glover.jpg

[Fat_Sunny]

sideburns are cool my friend. mine used to be a longer (muttonchops rule!), but i keep them to about halfway to my ear lobe.

i look like a jackass without sideburns. ive had them since i could grow them except for maybe once or twice because of a slip of the razor.

Muttonchops??? What Are You, A 1970's Porno Star?? Burt Reynolds Wannabee?? Hee Hee. Taste Is So Subjective!

Hey, JZ, Do You Get National Geographic? The Current Issue Is About Jamestown And How The English Decimated The Native Culture. It Is An Outstanding (Historical) Issue. After Reading About King Philips's War, This Is Fat's New 'Hot Button". If You Don't Get It, F_S Would Be Happy To Send It To You When He's Done. VERY GOOD History And Reading.

[weekapaugjz]

Muttonchops??? What Are You, A 1970's Porno Star?? Burt Reynolds Wannabee?? Hee Hee. Taste Is So Subjective!

Hey, JZ, Do You Get National Geographic? The Current Issue Is About Jamestown And How The English Decimated The Native Culture. It Is An Outstanding (Historical) Issue. After Reading About King Philips's War, This Is Fat's New 'Hot Button". If You Don't Get It, F_S Would Be Happy To Send It To You When He's Done. VERY GOOD History And Reading.

when i first read your post i got really excited, cause the town i grew up in was jamestown, ny and was like holy shit! we're in national geographic, then i realized im just retarded.

i do not get national geographic, i used to when i was in high school, i really need to subscribe to it again. i will probably pick it up at a news stand because i could probably use some of the stuff for my master's project that is due in a couple weeks. it's about examining the "american experience" and how most groups and their perspectives about history are compeletly skewed in most high school curriculum. asking questions about how different ethnic groups or cultures viewed events because their viewpoint is so often left out.

wow, this thread took a quick detour from hair parts to the teaching of multiple perspectives and diversity

[A.J.]

Just my pubes.

[Don Stugots]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Alfalfa-Print-C10113037.jpeg

Papabear's pic was phunny, but yours was phunnier.

[Don Stugots]

sideburns are cool my friend. mine used to be a longer (muttonchops rule!), but i keep them to about halfway to my ear lobe.

i look like a jackass without sideburns. ive had them since i could grow them except for maybe once or twice because of a slip of the razor.

last winter i grew in my sideburns, really long on my face, wide and thick. I liked it but then i saw a pic myself and thought i looked really old with them so they came right off.

[cupcakelove]

I did when I was in high school, but I also had long hair.

[FUNKMAN]

used to till late 20's i think... had the DA or duck's ass I think they called it...

[sr71blackbird]

I part mine in the middle...

http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/gifs-animated/animal.gif

[ScottFromGA]

Just my pubes.

i thought i was the only one who parted my pubes.....



it helps the crabs breath...........

[Ritalin]

http://www.fascinationst.com/productImages/sku2338.jpg

Fucking funny.

[Ritalin]

...and F_S, why don't you part that mane down the middle, and pop in your new favorite movie?:

http://www.impawards.com/1993/posters/dazed_and_confused_ver2.jpg

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/03/27/dazed.jpg

[WhistlePig]

Iggy parts his hair in the middle, he's hip as shit!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/291656.jpg

[JesterOfSadness]

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/03/27/dazed.jpg

This is how my hair is currently.

[Dougie Brootal]

yes. and it kicks ass.
http://a149.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/20/l_3c63ac82e6627bca920a34dd4bc5ac94.jpg
although i no longer have my awesome rock star long hair... :(

[FezPaul]

I did, then I chopped it off.

Now it just sticks up.

It'll be a couple of months before I can part it.

[drjoek]

Iggy parts his hair in the middle, he's hip as shit!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/291656.jpg

Iggy scares me alot
Love him but scared to death

[drjoek]

http://www.ugo.com/versus/images/characters/gallery_Napoleon_Dynamite_1.jpg

We prefer the side part

[RoseBlood]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Alfalfa-Print-C10113037.jpeg

Oh telecaster, you beat me to the punch! I love alfalfa! and I love his parted hair!

I don't know if this question was just for the guys but I currently part my hair to the side although I have parted it in the middle, particularly when it was shorter. I can go either way depending on my mood.

[jetdog]

maybe you could be as cool as crispin glover...

http://obscuresound.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/glover.jpg
I prefer his old school, "I'm on David Letterman look"
http://www.askmen.com/video/images-clips/2004_nov/nov10_crispin_glover.JPG

[grlNIN]

Whenever i go against my natural part(which sits slightly to the right) it feels like aliens are breeding inside my skull and im being overthrown.

Also, my birth part enables my fantastic swept bangs to keep on keeping on.

[RoseBlood]

I forgot to add that Bob Impact had the best part in the middle of his long hair.
I'm still mourning the loss of his lovely locks. But the short hair looks great too.

[TheMojoPin]

I rocked the butt-cutt hardcore during middle school.

[SatCam]

I think when I was four there might've been some parting action

[MilkmanDann]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8001/shempga4.jpg

More people should rock the Shemp look.

[Chainsaw]

I have curly hair so I can't really part my hair b/c it will do whatever it wants...I've been told I have hair like that Seth guy from the OC show...it's been years since I've used a brush or a comb (i don't even own one)