Signs You've Been on RonFez.Net Too Long

[ShelleBink]

Figured this could be an interesting and fun little game. Please, keep it civil.

Signs You've Been on RonFez.Net Too Long:


When You Write "Friday" You Think of A Very Sweet Jersey Girl and Not The Actual Day

[cupcakelove]

Your first reaction to hearing something funny in real life is to post it in a listening thread.

[ShelleBink]

You're first reaction after reading this story on TMZ.com (http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/25/sanjayas-mom-popped-for-growing-piles-of-pot/) is this poster on the right:

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/Moochie%20Farwell%20March%202%202007/FallonMooch.jpg

He looks like the step dad, at least to me. Maybe I'm on here too much :)

[AKA]

When the first place you go to when any news story breaks is ronfez.net.

When you spend way too much time looking for your cat to do something amusing that you can take a picture of.

When you are comfortable with people calling you by your screen name in public.

When you dream of peeps, Chuck Floyd and butt peeing.

When someone pisses you off at work, you look for Mikeyboy to ban them.

[JPMNICK]

When an old celeb dies, you race here to try and be the one to post it

[Crippler]

When discussing a news story or dead celebrity & you say, "He must have died recently, I remember reading it on the message board."

Then you realize the celeb in question died in 2001, but the part about reading it on the board is still correct.

[spadanko]

Every time you see a photo online you think of what PhotoShop Mike can do with it

[AngelAmy]

when you wanna tell someone about something someone here said but cant because you dont know their real name.

[mendyweiss]

When you go to BEst Buy,and ask "Where are the HBOX 360 games " ?

[Fallon]

When you watch ESPNews just to see if their's something you can bust Gvac's balls with.

[cupcakelove]

You find yourself telling people at the grocery store that mighty horse rocks the fat ass.

[Marc with a c]

when cunt beomes part of your everyday vocabulary.

[Dougie Brootal]

when you wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat screaming, "what does east side dave put in his margaritas?!?!" or conversely, when you have dreams involving board members that you have never met or seen in real life.

[Dougie Brootal]

when cunt beomes part of your everyday vocabulary.

that happened to me a looooong time before this board!

[johnniewalker]

When you complete the trifecta of listening threads. The xm, to the freefm, to the midnight listening thread.

[topless_mike]

when you see santa and swear that he's ripping of bobo's style.

[torker]

Let's just say I knew him when he was Funkboy.

[AngelAmy]

when something happens and the first reaction is "i should post a thread about it"

[Dougie Brootal]

when something happens and the first reaction is "i should post a thread about it"

or to check todays topics to make sure no one else has already! dont want a locked thread on your hands!! trust me!!

[Death Metal Moe]

When you're me.

[Furtherman]

When you hum "Pope Bobo Baby" at work.

[Freakshow]

Whenever someone mentions any food you ask Earl if he has any back there. Even if there is no one named Earl around. Even if you have never even met anyone named Earl.

[weekapaugjz]

when you have monkey house as your ringtone and see peoples baffled looks when your phone rings.

[Don Stugots]

Let's just say I knew him when he was Funkboy.

well i knew him when he was mikeyfertilizedegg
When you hum "Pope Bobo Baby" at work.

i do that too!

when you have monkey house as your ringtone and see peoples baffled looks when your phone rings.


or when you have an original theme song by bobo and sleeves as your ringtones both made just for you.

[weekapaugjz]

or when you have an original theme song by bobo and sleeves as your ringtones both made just for you.

stugots, i never figured you as a one upper. kinda like earl always bringing up bob dylan...

[Death Metal Moe]

When you have downloaded the entire "Ron and Fez Best of 2006" clip collection on your iPod.

[Kevin]

Apparently,these days, when you stop posting...

[Dougie Brootal]

[/QUOTE]
or when you have an original theme song by bobo and sleeves as your ringtones both made just for you.[/QUOTE]

lucky bastard...

[Don Stugots]

or when you have an original theme song by bobo and sleeves as your ringtones both made just for you.

stugots, i never figured you as a one upper. kinda like earl always bringing up bob dylan...

hahahaha


or when you have an original theme song by bobo and sleeves as your ringtones both made just for you.[/QUOTE]

lucky bastard...[/QUOTE]

dont i know it.

[Arch Stanton]

When you look foward to being here, going to the Chat room, and meeting people here who become great friends.
Too long? I hope it is just in the beginning stages.

Ronfez.net Rocks The Fat Ass!!!

[Yerdaddy]

When you've posted from four different continents while your travel blog gets updated on average once every six months.

[jetdog]

when your world consists of tiny little round faced animations of yourself and others

[bobrobot]

when you know all of AKA's akas!!!

[weekapaugjz]

when i had to replace my refresh button in my browser from too much use.

[bobrobot]

When every single Mike or Mikey you know in the world has some strange adjective or noun or letter of the alphabet preceeding or appended to their name!!!

[bobrobot]

When a new sig pic or avatar qualifies as a major artistic event & statement, HA HA HA!!!

[bobrobot]

When you are jealous & upset that Sheepy is somewhere other than here!!!

[bobrobot]

When the thought of talking to funny women in the chatroom gives you a boner... oops...

[Dougie Brootal]

when you start to call your friend billy by the namebilly staples, or just staples.
same with mikes and mikeys and D or Boy.

[bobrobot]

Awww Hell... When the thought of the chatroom gives you a boner!!!

[Bob Impact]

Awww Hell... When the thought of the chatroom gives you a boner!!!

Tell me about it!

[bobrobot]

when you know who Bob Leafe is...

[Dougie Brootal]

when you know who Bob Leafe is...

when you know who his bitch is!

[drjoek]

When you go to the "New Posts" Button and there are NO New Posts

[bobrobot]

When you have the deepest respect & admiration for women w/ names like Guttersnipe, Effmeboobs, Bronxy, Andomray, RoseBlood, & Badinia!!!

[bobrobot]

When ya remember yer board wars as "the good ol' days!"

[cupcakelove]

When you go to bed angry because you can't edit a post.

[cupcakelove]

When you associate names with avatars instead of actual faces.

[bobrobot]

When real names no longer seem real...

[Midkiff]

When you start batching to pictures of Casey Elan even though Dave's right next to her staring at you with his ghost eyes.

[cupcakelove]

When you're able to batch with ESD on your mind, but that might just mean you're gay.

[bobrobot]

When you are willing to unburden yer heart to people who you don't want knowing yer license plate number!!!

[Bob Impact]

When you are willing to unburden yer heart to people who you don't want knowing yer license plate number!!!

When you slip talking to someone at work and call your girlfriend by her fake last name.

[grlNIN]

You develop Mod crushes.

[Bob Impact]

You develop Mod crushes.

MMMMMMMMMMMMM........ Hottub!

[AngelAmy]

When you slip talking to someone at work and call your girlfriend by her fake last name.

holy shit i've called tony "reef" to people at work by mistake. then i try to explain the whole messageboard thing and they look at me like i have ten heads.

----

when you buy a micro PC so you can be in the chat room more often.

[bobrobot]

When you are surprised that a guy's real name is Sailor yet completely unfazed by people w/ boardnames containing the words snot, douche, & pussy...

[jetdog]

When you come home at night and your wife asks how your day was, you say
"today, on ronfez.net..."

[bobrobot]

When ya sign on to the board for the first time of the day & it's exciting to see who's birthday it is... & even if ya don't know them it's still a li'l bit exciting!!!

[topless_mike]

when you stay late at work just to finish reading through the listening thread, or to see what kind of responses came from your last post...

[Furtherman]

You develop Mod crushes.

But I'm not even a mod!

[Furtherman]

You have delusions of grandeur.

[bobrobot]

When you trust Mikeyboy implicitly, yet know virtually nothing about him other than he always seems to be available!!!

[BoondockSaint]

When your one goal in life is to rock the fat ass.

[grlNIN]

But I'm not even a mod!

You Mod my heart.

[Tenbatsuzen]

when you're marrying someone who stalked you through the board in a week

[CofyCrakCocaine]

When you find yourself sitting in the chair with a 'reply thread' box full of empty font because you're trying too hard to think of something clever and funny to say, then you feel bad you didn't think of something funny to say that occurs to you an hour later!

[Death Metal Moe]

When people come out to these Ronfez events looking to say HI to you.

[Marc with a c]

when you actually go into the wrestling forum.

[bobrobot]

When yer more worried about the internet connection you'll end up w/ after yer divorce than the actual divorce!!!

[jetdog]

when you tell people, "fuck that! you deal with me now!" for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

[Marc with a c]

when you have more wee friends then real friends

[Death Metal Moe]

When everytime you see boiled ham you fear that Rob Halford is going to walk into the room.

[Marc with a c]

when bacon makes you think of moe

[bobrobot]

when you have more wee friends then real friends

When ya have more board names than real friends...

[Marc with a c]

when mashed potatoes makes you think of chimneyfish and fezpaul

[Marc with a c]

when grills make you think of hottub

[Dougie Brootal]

when you replace f's with ph's in your papers at school/work, when writing checks and other everyday situations.

[Marc with a c]

when you think of being drunk you think of lleeder

[Marc with a c]

When ya have more board names than real friends...

when bobo starts to make fun of you

[Freakshow]

You get mad when fake Reilly calls in to the show.

[Dougie Brootal]

the word "panties" is now ruined for you by mental images of GVAC.

[Marc with a c]

you are now gay

[bobrobot]

when bobo starts to make phun of you
Phixed it 4 ya!!!

[AngelAmy]

when you have more board people in your phone than others

[Dougie Brootal]

you are now gay

now?!?! where have you been sugar panties?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

For Me

Its when you Set your homepage to ronfez.net
Have your myspace page changed to your board name , and regular friends are like wtf

When Me and a Co Worker and are talking about how Kei Igawa is the Kaz Matsui of Japanese Pitchers and I am like I should post that on Games & Sports.

:king:

[Don Stugots]

When ya have more board names than real friends...

when you have more board people in your phone than others

yeah, thats me.

[Marc with a c]

when you lose your bookmarks twice in 4 months and start threads about it.

[AngelAmy]

when you lose your bookmarks twice in 4 months and start threads about it.

:lol:

[Badinia]

when you're marrying someone who stalked you through the board in a week

Sn'f...that's so cute. And disturbing.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Sn'f...that's so cute. And disturbing.

that pretty much sums up our relationship

[johnniewalker]

when grills make you think of hottub

I thought this said girls when i first read it. Meh either way.

[IamPixie]

when you run up to people you've never met in real life and give them bear hugs at events.

[Marc with a c]

when you're so excited to see people at board events you trip running into the bar.

[IamPixie]

when you're so excited to see people at board events you trip running into the bar.

i hate you.

[IamPixie]

that's why you get no hugs.

[sailor]

when the people who hate you begin to become one big blur.

[Hottub]

when you run up to people you've never met in real life and give them bear hugs at events.


Or cheek kisses!

[Marc with a c]

when the people who hate you begin to become one big blur.

you still remember me right?

[Bulldogcakes]

http://www.paulscheer.com/uploaded_images/mag1-728019.jpg

When you see something like this, and don't flinch.

[sailor]

you still remember me right?

but you're no longer special

[Bob Impact]

http://www.paulscheer.com/uploaded_images/mag1-728019.jpg

When you see something like this, and don't flinch.

and wish there was an actual page 23.

[Bulldogcakes]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/Dayuse/Photos/MindPowerPeter.jpg

When you look like this

[Marc with a c]

but you're no longer special

you should always remember your first

[MrPink]

When you aint watched porn in a month.

[J.Clints]

Apparently,these days, when you stop posting...

kevin know me too well

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/Dayuse/Photos/MindPowerPeter.jpg

When you look like this


Let me guess. After he capped the girl and the RA, but before he went to the other building on campus?

[Hottub]

You wake up one morning, and you are a Mod.

[IamPixie]

Let me guess. After he capped the girl and the RA, but before he went to the other building on campus?

he went there.

[Tenbatsuzen]

he went there.

What, you want me to post the photoshops that were popping up on FARK 2 hours after the manifesto was posted?

[ShelleBink]

When you're eerily excited this thread is on page 5

When after a fight with the man, you know you have a buncha people and reasons on here to make you smile

When your job, your relationship, and most of your close friends are somehow connected to the show or message board

[Friday]

When you're eerily excited this thread is on page 5

When after an emotional or bad day, you know you have a buncha people and reasons on here to make you smile

When your relationship, and most of your close friends are somehow connected to the show or message board

I changed it a bit to fit me... but Shelle, couldnt have said it better myself. :smile:

[ChimneyFish]

when mashed potatoes makes you think of chimneyfish and fezpaul



When speaking of your affinity of mashed potatoes, you realize that fezpaul isn't there to give you smiley face-clappy hands.:smoke:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/IMG_8726.jpg

[Yerdaddy]

When you first see one of the Seven Wonders of the World and you think: "sig pic."

[sr71blackbird]

When you are at someone elses house and have access to their computer and the first place you go to is the board.

[sr71blackbird]

When you see someone on the street or train and think they might be Moe

[Yerdaddy]

When you see someone on the street or train and think they might be Moe

and you yell out "I smell bacon!" But the cops hear you and before you come out of your coma there's a PayPal account with enough money to pay your bills and your bail.

[bobrobot]

When you consider the derailing & ultimate disintegration of any thread to be a charming & delightful testament of the propensity towards attention deficit disorder shared by you & yer boardmates!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

When you associate people's sigs with their real life counterpart...

You know, Lisa Simpson with Fuzzy... Mario Lopez with Marc with a C... the latest dude featured on "To Catch a Predator" with Fallon...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

When you tell your friends you cant hang out , you are going to Mikey Boys Bday Celebration and expect them to know what you are talking about.

When you Put off Sex for 15 minutes, because you are in the middle of posting silly cats at a bad thread

You scream out LIES!!!!! when you dont believe a Friend or Co-Worker.

:king:

[MHasegawa]

when you've aired the dirtiest of your laundry to total strangers.


sorry my reply wasn't funny, that's your job

[sailor]

when you've aired the dirtiest of your laundry to total strangers.


sorry my reply wasn't funny, that's your job

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzya/a/animallaundry.jpg

[AngelAmy]

when someone changes their sig pic or avatar and it throws you off for a few days cause its not what youre used to

[MissGradenko]

When you have over 5 board characters.

[DeathMetalMatty]

And when one of those characters is a parody of another board member.

[BoxyBrown]

When you're the King of New York, A #1!

UGH! DIG IT BABY!

[EndangeredFeces]

When one of your board characters was found out and you still use it.

[Death Metal Moe]

When you were one of the people who signed in as Emeril_Dice.

[Fallon]

When you can't remember your password for Jake_Guiliani.

[Tenbatsuzen]

When you can't remember your password for Jake_Guiliani.


When you can't remember your password for Friday.

[Justice4all]

When you explain what a radio show message board is on a date. (don't ask why...it just comes with the stories)

when, at family functions, you actually say the tragedy + timing + comedy equation OUT LOUD!

When you pass someone with a OBEY FEZ bumper sticker/T shirt and know he is "one of us".

When the only big nights out you can really remember is when something is announced here.


When you think of something to do for the night, and the 1st 3 people you think of to do them with are from this board.

[AKA]

You no longer care that Mojo has never bothered to go to an event.

[sailor]

when you were in soho a few days ago and saw one of the andre the giant "obey" stickers and it confused you.

[ChimneyFish]

You still think that Mojo's "No, I didn't" Steve the Pirate comment was the funniest thing to happen since you've beeen here.

[JPMNICK]

when everyone used to tease mojo as the gay kid on the board, and now and it marc with a c.

[Marc with a c]

huh

[Hottub]

When MsTub said"C'mon, we'll talk about it in the morning"

[MadMatt]

When you think of visiting the board as a "mini-vacation" from the rest of your life. :happy:


Wait a minute, that is kind of sad... :(

[IamPixie]

When you think of visiting the board as a "mini-vacation" from the rest of your life. :happy:


Wait a minute, that is kind of sad... :(

face it, we're all kind of sad.

[Friday]

When you end up staying too late at work because you have taken too many
"mini-vacations" during the day.

[MadMatt]

When you end up staying too late at work because you have taken too many "mini-vacations" during the day.

Hey, I am working on an install that takes a lot of downtime. Hurry up and wait, hurry up and wait. It's not like I'm slacking, it just takes time for the processes to run.

:tongue:

[PapaBear]

When there's 40 people online when you sign on, and none when you sign off.

[AngelAmy]

When there's 40 people online when you sign on, and none when you sign off.

oh god, i know that feeling all too well

[J.Clints]

When there's 40 people online when you sign on, and none when you sign off.

oh god, i know that feeling all too well

Dont we all

[PapaBear]

oh god, i know that feeling all too well

Dont we all
I'll be up all night tonight. Let's all hold hands and sign off together.

[Friday]

When you are filling out a Fax Letterhead in the office and catch yourself signing your BOARD name instead of your ACTUAL name.... lol (done this!)

[J.Clints]

When you are filling out a Fax Letterhead in the office and catch yourself signing your BOARD name instead of your ACTUAL name.... lol (done this!)

Done it...........Signed emails this way also.....Eventhough my Board name is so close to my real name.

[ShelleBink]

When you explain to a perspective employer why you're called "Shelle Bink" by Ron

[lleeder]

When you explain to a perspective employer why you're called "Shelle Bink" by Ron

or prospective

[ShelleBink]

No, he just looks at things.

[sailor]

weird, i posted earlier aboot seeing one of the original andre the giant "obey" stickers in soho...now i found this:

http://www.ultramicroscopic.com/images4/DisregardMidget.gif

i don't know what it's from, but the tagline is "obey giant or disregard midget" and i believe it's herve villechaize's image.

[lleeder]

No, he just looks at things.

Thats the best comeback ever. :clap:

[Friday]

or prospective

Look at this guy
Leaves the board for a few days and comes back all uppity and shit.
Daaaamnnn.

:wink:

[sailor]

when you've been on 14 hours straight today and don't know how to end it.

[reillyluck]

when you were in soho a few days ago and saw one of the andre the giant "obey" stickers and it confused you.

when you take your obey fez sticker and stick it on top of Andre the Giant's "obey" sticker on Hudson Street in the village then yell PHACE!!!!!!!!!

[reillyluck]

when you search on yahoo for your board name to find Marc with a c's weeworld account:

WeeWorld - Home
WeeWorld - Home of the WeeMee ... reillyluck. well the party isnt in your pants, thats phor sure!!!! HOT. Posted one week ago ...www.weeworld.com/home/marcwithac

[Marc with a c]

when you search on yahoo for your board name to find Marc with a c's weeworld account:

WeeWorld - Home
WeeWorld - Home of the WeeMee ... reillyluck. well the party isnt in your pants, thats phor sure!!!! HOT. Posted one week ago ...www.weeworld.com/home/marcwithac

what i typed that?

[lleeder]

Someone puts you on the wikipedia Ron and Fez show characters page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ron_and_Fez_Show_characters

[AngelAmy]

Someone puts you on the wikipedia Ron and Fez show characters page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ron_and_Fez_Show_characters

damn i used to be on there, someone doesnt like me

[sailor]

damn i used to be on there, someone doesnt like me

it's lleeder. he's brutal.

[EffMeBoobs]

When you have the deepest respect & admiration for women w/ names like Guttersnipe, Effmeboobs, Bronxy, Andomray, RoseBlood, & Badinia!!!

Thank you Bobo!

I <3 Pope Bobo Baby, it's Bowser's anthem!

You've been on RF.net too long when you know all the juicy gossip. You've also been on RF.net too long when you are the only one in the chatroom waiting for others to join you. You've also been on RF.net too long when you crave it and can't get enough of it, especially opening your PM box.

[RoseBlood]

Someone puts you on the wikipedia Ron and Fez show characters page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ron_and_Fez_Show_characters

wait, did you add that yourself lleeder?

[Fat_Sunny]

wait, did you add that yourself lleeder?

Probably Not. Everyone Else Had A Nice Long Descriptive Paragraph. Lleeder Got A Lousy 7 Words! If He'd A Writ It, It Woulda Been Much Longer!

[lleeder]

wait, did you add that yourself lleeder?

I would never. Plus I don't know nuthin bout no compooters

[Fezticle98]

When you get a case of post-count envy

And when you're posting at 3 am

[JPMNICK]

When you get a case of post-count envy

And when you're posting at 3 am

on a sat night / sunday morning

[Marc with a c]

When you are checking the site on a cab ride home at 4:30

[Bulldogcakes]

When Mojo starts making sense to you.

[Don Stugots]

Someone puts you on the wikipedia Ron and Fez show characters page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ron_and_Fez_Show_characters

damn i used to be on there, someone doesnt like me

i was never on there. bastard.

[RoseBlood]

Plus I don't know nuthin bout no compooters

Ahh that's right, I forgot you Can't Understand New Technology (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=58657)

[weekapaugjz]

when you are typing a paper for school and spell leader, lleeder. im glad i caught that cause my professor would have been "what the fuck is this idiot writing?"

[led37zep]

When you get drunk and tell your girlfriend you want to go to New York for a Bar night.

[PapaBear]

when you are typing a paper for school and spell leader, lleeder. im glad i caught that cause my professor would have been "what the fuck is this idiot writing?"
You totally missed a great opportunity. You should have typed "lleeder". When your professor asked what the Hell you were thinking, you could have said, "You just don't get it, you ignorant moron"... and walked away.

[Fallon]

When Mojo starts making sense to you.

Guess I haven't been on here too long yet then.

[Don Stugots]

weird, i posted earlier aboot seeing one of the original andre the giant "obey" stickers in soho...now i found this:

http://www.ultramicroscopic.com/images4/DisregardMidget.gif

i don't know what it's from, but the tagline is "obey giant or disregard midget" and i believe it's herve villechaize's image.

i thought it was Gvac with his Green Hornet mask on. OBEY GVAC!

[Kevin]

While watching a driving video.. You get stared at for laughing, when a grieving parent, in the video looks like GVAC...

[Tall_James]

Signs You've Been on RonFez.Net Too Long

You finally agree to become a Mod.

[Gvac]

You finally agree to become a Mod.

Well, let's be honest...a "mod lite." :ohmy:

[Hottub]

At least he is a current Mod.

[Gvac]

I relinquished my title willingly.

To date no one has come close to approaching the level of excellence I displayed as a moderator.

I doubt anyone ever will.

It's lonely at the top.

[Gvac]

By the way, I just looked at my profile. My join date was May 2, 2001.

Holy shit...I've been here for 6 years!!!

It's a madhouse....a madhouse!!!

[Hottub]

You failed to ban me years ago!
Now I have picked up the torch, and left you as a distant memory.:wink:
Good Day, sir.

[Tall_James]

Well, let's be honest...a "mod lite." :ohmy:

If this thread were in the Entertainment Forum I would so give you a frowny face.

[Gvac]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[Hottub]

If this thread were in the Entertainment Forum I would so give you a frowny face.


If only there were somebody online who could move a thread....:dry:

[Tall_James]

Well, let's be honest...a "mod lite." :ohmy:

I do have few calories than a regular mod and a nice golden color.

[Tall_James]

If only there were somebody online who could move a thread....:dry:

Thanks for the offer Tub but he can't stay out of "Entertainment" forever.

I plan on starting a Keith Richards thread to lure him in.

[Gvac]

Thanks for the offer Tub but he can't stay out of "Entertainment" forever.

I plan on starting a Keith Richards thread to lure him in.

Bastard!

[cougarjake13]

your eyes start to get blurry and cant see the screen anymore