Richard Gere is a fugitive

[cupcakelove]

in India.

He kissed Indian star Shipla Shetty on stage at an AIDS awareness rally, aparently thats a crime over there, because they've issued a warrant for his arrest.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6596163.stm

[Furtherman]

Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every rest stop, city park, Chelsea, San Francisco, Fire Island, gerbal trail and bath-house in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Hollywood actor Richard Gere. Go get him.

[cupcakelove]

Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every rest stop, city park, Chelsea, San Francisco, Fire Island, gerbal trail and bath-house in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Hollywood actor Richard Gere. Go get him.

:clap:

[Freakshow]

Is it against the law to kiss a girl, or is it kissing a girl in public in an attempt to make people think you are straight that is illegal?

[Midkiff]

What a fucked-up country.

Aaaahhh! It's Red Corner all over again!

[Basedow]

bad day for celebrities and the law

Hugh Grant Arrested (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23393970-details/Hugh+Grant+arrested+over+doorstep+clash+with+photo grapher/article.do)

[FMJeff]

YOU MEDIEVAL FUCKS! I am so tired of this. I hope Richard Gere cuts her throat and shits in her trachea. Go fuck yourselves, uptight motherfuckers.

Let a man kiss a woman in public. It's fucking Richard Gere for Christ's sake. He can't help himself. He fucks everything. Plus he starred in the Mothman Prophecies, one of my favorite mind fuck films of all time.

[Furtherman]

Plus he starred in the Mothman Prophecies, one of my favorite mind fuck films of all time.

Good call! Where is that underrated films thread...?

[IamFogHat]

Good to know that at least 1.5 billion of us on this earth are progressive.

[A.J.]

He kissed Indian star Shipla Shetty on stage at an AIDS awareness rally

What a Shetty thing to do.

[cupcakelove]

What a Shetty thing to do.

But why does anyone even give a shet?

[feralBoy]

Is it against the law to kiss a girl, or is it kissing a girl in public in an attempt to make people think you are straight that is illegal?

I think it depends on what state you are in. I went to india last year, and in Delhi, you can see guys and girls holding hands. Maybe you would see a kiss, but that's super rare. But down in the south, in Tamil Nadu, I know a couple was arrested for holding hands. And they were married.

Curiously enough, guys hold hands all the time. Kinda weirds you out.

[Fallon]

What the fuck kind of pussy ass kick is this?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/HughGrantBootGOF_468x491.jpg

[Marc with a c]

that's it?

i thought he might've smuggled a gerbil or something.

[pennington]

From the picture I saw, he was kissing her on the cheek. So what's the punishment over there? A fine?

[Freakshow]

YOU MEDIEVAL FUCKS! I am so tired of this. I hope Richard Gere cuts her throat and shits in her trachea. Go fuck yourselves, uptight motherfuckers.

Let a man kiss a woman in public. It's fucking Richard Gere for Christ's sake. He can't help himself. He fucks everything. Plus he starred in the Mothman Prophecies, one of my favorite mind fuck films of all time.

The first time I read this, I though Jeff was mad at us for making Richard Gere gay jokes. I was about to get all defensive.

[Death Metal Moe]

Good job India. Arrest a guy who's over in your country trying to help people.

If I were Richard Gere, I'd either take care of the problem in India and never go back or if he's already out of the country, I'd just never go back. Fuck their population. If their government wants to demonize and make a criminal out of a famous person who wants to help them, then FUCK them.

[ChimneyFish]

Miss Lemmiwinks.

He was the best.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/614_image_18.jpg

[Crippler]

How can a country on the verge of nuclear capabilities still have such stone-aged laws not only on the books, but active enough to issue a warrant? Sure, I'm sure it's still technically illegal to get a blowjob in Rhode Island, but as sad as it is that laws like that still exist in this country I don't think anyone's getting arrested for it any time soon.

[topless_mike]

hey,
its illegal for a dog to molest a car in kentucky, so i think your ok with the bj.

http://www.dumblaws.com/law/1152

[Snacks]

this is such a stupid law. India surpresses sexuality so much, but it is the country with the most people with HIV. See, stopping sexuality in public, tv, music and movies doesnt make it go away. It just makes it less safe. If countries like this isnt a leason enough then I dont know what is.

[Midkiff]

He might as well have just forcefully ass-fucked her on stage, since apparently there is no difference.

[TheMojoPin]

Plus he starred in the Mothman Prophecies, one of my favorite mind fuck films of all time.

Unless "mind fuck" actually means "it ass-fucks my mind as to how something this shitty gets money to be made," I have no clue what you're talking about.

[Fallon]

"Yeah, this is how straight people kiss"


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[TheMojoPin]

How can a country on the verge of nuclear capabilities

On the verge? India and Pakistan have had the bomb for years now, son.

[A.J.]

India surpresses sexuality so much, but it is the country with the most people with HIV.

And with the second-most people on earth.

[Snacks]

And with the second-most people on earth.

my point was that by surpressing sexuality it doesnt stop sex. And when people try to hide sexuality and not teach about it people still have sex but they dont know how to protect themselves. Instead of worrying about someone kissing on the cheek worry about teaching people about safe sex. The conservatives over there are just as bad over here. They believe if you dont see it or speak about it, then it wont happen.