Drew FUCKING Barrymore!!! You've gotta be fucking shitting me!!!!!

[Judge Smails]

You know, just last week I almost started a thread about how fugly and talentless I thought she was, after I saw that she has another new movie coming out. This, after no one went to see the last five movies she was in. I couldn't understand how she keeps getting leading woman roles. At best she should be the ugly girlfriend with the heart of gold and the funny speech impediment. I thought about making the thread a poll to see how many people agreed with me, but figured it would be such a landslide between fugly and pee in my butt that it wasn't thread worthy.

But, this is too fucking much. Satan must be her PR person:


Barrymore tops People ‘100 Most Beautiful’ list (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18316269/)

She was born with her acting family’s classic beauty, but Drew Barrymore credits her fun-loving approach to life for her No. 1 spot on People magazine’s annual “100 Most Beautiful People” list.

“I just think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period,” she tells the magazine. “Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror, and they reflect that happiness.”

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifestyle/2007-04/12/xin_270404120848992126342.jpghttp://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/cam_drew_rolex.jpg

[ChimneyFish]

While she doesn't belong at the top of the list, I can think of quite a few other women that are considered "beautiful" or "hot" or "sexy" that certainly don't deserve it.
She's just aight.:smoke:

[Bob Impact]

Not even top ten, twenty or fifty. MAYBE top 10 in 2000. Yech.

[Midkiff]

I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she ain't no #1.

[TheMojoPin]

She was so much hotter when she was crazy. Now she looks like a filthy hacky sack.

[JesterOfSadness]

What the hell is that standing next to her in that 2nd pic?

[Kevin]

not even top 50.. Just absurd.. As absurd as sheepy winning over Mooch..

[Judge Smails]

What the hell is that standing next to her in that 2nd pic?

http://kaweahoaks.com/html/praying_mantis_green01.jpg

[cougarjake13]

i used to have a thing for her around 2000 but shes no where near being anything below top 50, or top 75 maybe

[Jinxed]

http://kaweahoaks.com/html/praying_mantis_green01.jpg

Exactly.

[Jinxed]

What the hell is that standing next to her in that 2nd pic?

And why the hell does it have two feet of rib cage above its tits?

[Jinxed]

And I do believe in that second picture, Barrymore looks like one of those things that clears snow and cattle from in front of freight trains.

[Landblast]

I couldn't understand how she keeps getting leading woman roles.





she owns her own production company, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_Films) where ya been?

[ChimneyFish]

What the hell is that standing next to her in that 2nd pic?



Aaaagh!!!!
I just noticed that.



That arm brought to you courtesy of Auschwitz.

[Fat_Sunny]

And I do believe in that second picture, Barrymore looks like one of those things that clears snow and cattle from in front of freight trains.

^^:lol: ^^




You Guys Don't Like Trim Women? F_S Thinks They Are HOT! Like This Yummy Treat:

http://www.fathersforlife.org/images/walkingdead.jpg

[IamFogHat]

She's gross, which sucks, because I honestly thought she was completely hot in the early '90's.

[Bob Impact]

And why the hell does it have two feet of rib cage above its tits?

:lol:

[Recyclerz]

It's just another stupid Top X list from a magazine.

My guess is that she has a new movie coming out soon and her publicist blew the editor at People.

[Yerdaddy]

Her hotness peaked around E.T.

[ScottFromGA]

Her hotness peaked around E.T.

would that be before or after that photo that showed her allegedly drunk?

[hexy68]

Halle tops my list! yummy

[badorties]

huh ... there's a few others i might consider, but nobody's asking me

[drjoek]

Do I even need to bring up her horrendous speech impediment or snaggle teeth?

[A.J.]

I can't explain why, but I like her. However, she's no #1.

The bigger outrage here is Eva Longoria being on this list. Take away all that makeup and you have...

http://addict3d.org/img/0efacef3c667bc56.jpg

[Judge Smails]

http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mactonite2.jpghttp://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/cam_drew_rolex.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Ron Once went off on Drew Barrymore, calling her Ugly and a Tom Boy

His best line was about Dirt Being in Her Fingernails behind her Glitzy Manicure


Alba > Drew Barrymore
Bea Arthur > Drew Barrymore

:king:

[Chigworthy]

http://64.111.216.18/ul/2197-drew3.jpg
http://www.halfeatencorpse.com/nightbreed/nightbreedpictures/nightbreed209.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

Not sure why, but I had one of those "Famous People Crushes" on Drew BAD back in the 1990's. It began and ended with her back then for me.

Then I heard her open her mouth.....

Then she married Tom Green........

the end.

[Dougie Brootal]

Ron Once went off on Drew Barrymore, calling her Ugly and a Tom Boy

His best line was about Dirt Being in Her Fingernails behind her Glitzy Manicure


Alba > 90% of all women on earth

Bea Arthur > 70% of all women in southern maryland

:king:

fixed it for ya!

[Jinxed]

http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mactonite2.jpghttp://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/cam_drew_rolex.jpg

Consistently funny. That is so fucking perfect! LMAO!!

[Jinxed]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n61/Jinxed007/Barrymore-2025.jpg

Barrymore - Year 2025

[Jinxed]

Wasn't she in the movie, "The Ring"?

(I wonder who will get that reference...)

[Fat_Sunny]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n61/Jinxed007/Barrymore-2025.jpg

Barrymore - Year 2025

Nice! That's Right Up There With Jake Giuliani. If He Could Only Remember His Password, He Could Post His Picture Again!

[JPMNICK]

drew barrymore is one of the least sexiest women in hollywood to me. the only reason she does not make me sick in that pic is because she is standing next to a tall man with a pumpkin head, camron diaz.

[Jinxed]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n61/Jinxed007/DrewMantis.jpg

We knew this was coming sooner or later...

[keithy_19]

http://www.cfox.com/shared/corus_content/cfoxfm/images/general_content/jessica_alba_beach_06.jpg

just cause...fuck it. i don't need a reason.

[thepaulo]

perhaps you don't remember that #1 song from the 70's
Everything is beautiful
in it's own way

which Christina Agularia later ripped off....

but conversely...everyone is ugly in their own way.....and there isn't one person on the planet I can't find a way to rip to shreds

don't tell me how hot this or that person is when EVERYONE deep down in their soul is skank or a dork...

Just look at those bozos Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes....PLEASE....
we must resist the urge to denigrate and degrade because after all...we are all losers

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I can't explain why, but I like her. However, she's no #1.

The bigger outrage here is Eva Longoria being on this list. Take away all that makeup and you have...

http://addict3d.org/img/0efacef3c667bc56.jpg

I'd still hit it

[ChimneyFish]

http://www.cfox.com/shared/corus_content/cfoxfm/images/general_content/jessica_alba_beach_06.jpg

just cause...fuck it. i don't need a reason.



This one will always baffle me.
She's very pretty, but she's got an ass like a piece of drywall.

[Judge Smails]

perhaps you don't remember that #1 song from the 70's
Everything is beautiful
in it's own way

which Christina Agularia later ripped off....

but conversely...everyone is ugly in their own way.....and there isn't one person on the planet I can't find a way to rip to shreds

don't tell me how hot this or that person is when EVERYONE deep down in their soul is skank or a dork...

Just look at those bozos Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes....PLEASE....
we must resist the urge to denigrate and degrade because after all...we are all losers

That's great. You should print that up and put it on a t-shirt, or get it tatooed on you or something.

But, this is too much for me to take. She's number one on the most fucking beautiful list! Nope. I can't accept that. This makes a mockery of all meaningless magazine lists. What's next? Stephen Hawking: Sports Illustrated Athelete of the Year? No. I won't go on with my life and just play along that Drew Barrymore is #1.

The line must be drawn here and no further.
People Magazine - I declare a Fatwa on you.
My minions will destroy you.
Alba Akbar! Alba Akbar! Alba Akbar!

[JimBeam]

I'll agree that Barrymore is horrendous but I understand that Gwenyth Paltrow is also on the list.

I never understand how people say she's pretty nevermind saying she's beautiful.

You can go to the mall on a Wednesday afternoon and probably see 50 women more beautiful than her.

[cougarjake13]

I'll agree that Barrymore is horrendous but I understand that Gwenyth Paltrow is also on the list.

I never understand how people say she's pretty nevermind saying she's beautiful.

You can go to the mall on a Wednesday afternoon and probably see 50 women more beautiful than her.


i agree

maybe they could be in the 101-200 range

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Add Sarah Jessica Parker to this. I find nothing attractive about that chiseled man face of hers

[JimBeam]

I used to have this thing for Debra messing back in her " Ned & Stacy " days but now I just wanna punch her in her face.

Not sure what I saw in her but it's wasnt boobs that's for sure.

[Furtherman]

I think Debra Messing is gorgeous.

http://www.nndb.com/people/904/000044772/debra_messing.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I think Debra Messing is gorgeous.

http://www.nndb.com/people/904/000044772/debra_messing.jpg

I may be Printing that Picture and "Messing" it Up

:king:

[Fat_Sunny]

She Needs To Touch Up Her Roots, Though! When You're Messing Up That Photo Hippo, Picture Her With Those Gray Pubes!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

She Needs To Touch Up Her Roots, Though! When You're Messing Up That Photo Hippo, Picture Her With Those Gray Pubes!

Nice , Reminds me when I am thinking of Bea Arthur

:king:

[Fat_Sunny]

Nice , Reminds me when I am thinking of Bea Arthur

Aha, So You Also Think About Men When You Jerk!

[DolaMight]

Her mom thinks she's #1 and that's all that matters, no matter what you people think.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Aha, So You Also Think About Men When You Jerk!


Bea Arthur is all Woman

http://aboutjane.typepad.com/about_jane/bea_arthur.jpg

[Fat_Sunny]

That Bea Arthur Picture Is Horrifying! It Looks Like She Told The Plastic Surgeon To Make Her Look Like Paula Dean!

[thepaulo]

I'll try and get in the spirit of this thing....
Halle Berry is ugly

[Judge Smails]

I'll try and get in the spirit of this thing....
Halle Berry is ugly

http://www.musicomh.com/anidifranco/ani-difranco.jpg

[cougarjake13]

That Bea Arthur Picture Is Horrifying! It Looks Like She Told The Plastic Surgeon To Make Her Look Like Paula Dean!

ron bennington doctrine

[Doogie]

This one will always baffle me.
She's very pretty, but she's got an ass like a piece of drywall

What the hell does that mean?? You want to put spackle on it? Or that you want to hammer it? I am lost...

[ChimneyFish]

It means it has no "bump" to it whatsoever.
She has the ass of a month old corpse.
The ass of a chemo patient.
The ass of an Ethiopian.



That said, as per the Ron Bennington doctrine, I would destroy her pelvis with my mighty thrust.:wink:

[Judge Smails]

It's a FUCKING Madhouse! A MADHOOOOOOOOUUUUSSSEE!!!!!!!!
Everything's all topsy-turvy lately. What planet am I on? I'm starting to doubt my own heterosexuality, if this is what's passing for hot nowadays anymore.

Lindsay Lohan Tops Maxim `Hot 100' List (http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/05/15/ap3723834.html)

Lindsay Lohan rules. According to Maxim magazine, at least this month, she's the hottest woman in the world.

http://64.111.216.18/ul/2262-lo.jpg

Oompa Loompa Doompa Di Doo
I've got another puzzle for you

[ralphbxny]

Bea Arthur is all Woman

http://aboutjane.typepad.com/about_jane/bea_arthur.jpg

I just got a rod lookin at her!

[King Imp]

Fuck People, Maxim, and Stuff's "Hot" lists. They are just picked by people at the magazine and usually contain those who were featured in it over the past year.

For a real list, actually voted on by America, go with FHM (http://www.fhmonline.com/girls_100_sexiest_2007.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=136).

[Gaia]

Enough with the chin jokes people, I happen to have alot of cargo in that area!

[cougarjake13]

Fuck People, Maxim, and Stuff's "Hot" lists. They are just picked by people at the magazine and usually contain those who were featured in it over the past year.

For a real list, actually voted on by America, go with FHM (http://www.fhmonline.com/girls_100_sexiest_2007.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=136).

maxim has her #1 and fhm has her 41 thats a huge difference

and even if they had a hottest between 20 and 21 she still wouldnt be #1