Worst Ball Injury

[lleeder]

Today I was in the kitchen tightening a screw when my sister walked in and said some bullshit that pissed me off. I took the screwdriver and flicked it in her direction. She said it scrapped her leg but I clearly tossed it in a non aggresive manner. She was all pissy about so I kept mocking her. This caused her to pick up a small potato about handball size and throw it at me. Thats where everything got painful. She hit me in the left nut. It was an amazingly painful experience. The worst part was it hit the side of the ball. Not a direct hit so to nip the side. It was bad. The area is still quite sore as I type this. So I ask you, Whats the worst ball injury you've every had or dished out?

[Bulldogcakes]

Women are just really, REALLY bad at playing rough in any way. They always seem to go straight for the nuts, either literally or figuratively.

But explain to me again why you're throwing around screwdrivers?

[Fat_Sunny]

Gawd, This Is An Amazing Coincidence. The Last Time Fat's Balls Hurt Was From Your Sister's Chin Bangin' Into Them. She IS A Troublemaker!

[lleeder]

Gawd, This Is An Amazing Coincidence. The Last Time Fat's Balls Hurt Was From Your Sister's Chin Bangin' Into Them. She IS A Troublemaker!

That would be incest Fat.

[Fat_Sunny]

That would be incest Fat.

Don't Get Kevin Started Again...Things Have Been Going So Well!

[Mike Teacher]

Whats the worst ball injury you've every had or dished out?

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My Uncle Bill has acheived a good measure of internet fame for dealing with what might be the worst injury of this type ever recorded. It's written up in the book 'The Darwin Awards' and is all over the net; Snopes confirms it as true, and the William Morton, MD mentioned is my Uncle Bill.

He still gets the phone calls about it, just less frequently.

Not sure if safe for work or not but I'll let the article title speak for itself:

Scrotum Self-Repair LINK (http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/scrotum.htm)

[BoondockSaint]

Back when Kevin had braces.

[DeltaPin]

Today I was in the kitchen tightening a screw when my sister walked in and said some bullshit that pissed me off. I took the screwdriver and flicked it in her direction. She said it scrapped her leg but I clearly tossed it in a non aggresive manner. She was all pissy about so I kept mocking her. This caused her to pick up a small potato about handball size and throw it at me. Thats where everything got painful. She hit me in the left nut. It was an amazingly painful experience. The worst part was it hit the side of the ball. Not a direct hit so to nip the side. It was bad. The area is still quite sore as I type this. So I ask you, Whats the worst ball injury you've every had or dished out?

Walk it off, deek.

[Friday]

try tossing a screwdriver in my direction.

i dare you.

my aim is DEAD ON.

wheeeeee

[JazzyJames]

I was a lacrosse goalie in highschool. One day after school my friend and i were bored so we decided to do some shooting practice. I was pretty confident with my stick-handling (ha ha ....) so I didn't put on any pads or a cup. This kid was a really good attackman and he shot about 70-80 mph most of the time. The third shot he took landed sqaurely in my sack. It hurt so much that i ran into the school and shat my brains out. It was pretty swollen for a while, but it went back to normal and all is well three years later. Its not as bad as stapling your sack shut, but it was no walk in the park. :smoke:

[nevnut]

That would be incest Fat.

You may want to ask Bill Clinton this, as he is the expert.

It's probably only considered incest if you fuck her, blow-jobs are probably OK.

[sailor]

try tossing a screwdriver in my direction.

i dare you.

my aim is DEAD ON.

wheeeeee

has anyone mentioned how confusing your avatar is? why is he saying "wheeeeee"?? :)

[Jinxed]

I was vacuuming and had run the length of cord as far as it would go. Being the incredibly lazy fuck I am, I decided to not return to the outlet to unplug the cord, but instead gave it that little "whip motion" to yank the cord from the wall. The plug looked as if it had a goddamn homing device wired to it as it flew through the air directly at my nuts. I'm not 100% sure, but I believe I started to feel the pain while the plug was still five feet from making contact.

[sailor]

what aboot the drunk british soccer fan who cut his balls off with a nail clipper like 2 years ago? yeah, you can lock this up now.

[jetdog]

Whats the worst ball injury you've every had or dished out?

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My Uncle Bill has acheived a good measure of internet fame for dealing with what might be the worst injury of this type ever recorded. It's written up in the book 'The Darwin Awards' and is all over the net; Snopes confirms it as true, and the William Morton, MD mentioned is my Uncle Bill.

He still gets the phone calls about it, just less frequently.

Not sure if safe for work or not but I'll let the article title speak for itself:

Scrotum Self-Repair LINK (http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/scrotum.htm)
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[FezPaul]

I don't remember any of the bad ones that happened to me (I suppose I've blocked them out) but when we were in little league my best friend at the time was taking infield practice at shortstop and got hit in the cubes 3 times by bad hops. After the 3rd time he threw his glove done in disgust and limped off the field. He is no longer a baseball fan.

[FezPaul]

I was vacuuming and had run the length of cord as far as it would go. Being the incredibly lazy fuck I am, I decided to not return to the outlet to unplug the cord, but instead gave it that little "whip motion" to yank the cord from the wall. The plug looked as if it had a goddamn homing device wired to it as it flew through the air directly at my nuts. I'm not 100% sure, but I believe I started to feel the pain while the plug was still five feet from making contact.

That's classic. :lol:




Sorry.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/soccerballs.jpg

Can't really say I've sustained any nut injury since my sexual coming of age. I hear it gets worse the older you are.

[J.Clints]

I was catching our best high school pitcher. the ball bounced off the dirt and hit my balls right were the Cup ends........I passed out for a minute, They brought out the smelling salts and I started throwing up.

To think about it still hurts.................I stayed in the game the other catcher's dad was in the hospitel..............my balls were hurting so bad.

[DarkHippie]

I got into a fight with some asshole and he grabbed my nuts and twisted.

Also when i was 11 i fell off a cliff while hiking and caught a tree in the nuts after about 20 feet of tumbling. I was too scared for it to hurt though, if it weren't for the nut-eating tree, i would've fallen another 30.

[Fallon]

Also when i was 11 i fell off a cliff while hiking and caught a tree in the nuts after about 20 feet of tumbling. I was too scared for it to hurt though, if it weren't for the nut-eating tree, i would've fallen another 30.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2653/nutsyq7.png

[FUNKMAN]

can't remember too much detail but I remember it was delayed pain. got hit with a baseball, stood there for a second or two thinking 'not too bad' and then it felt like the vice started tightening

[mildly amusing]

we were playing roller hockey...i wasn't paying attention and when i rolled foward the blade jammed against a concrete barrier and the stick got me right in the balls...it hurt so much i puked