The title of your biography

[Bob Impact]

If you could write another board member's biography what would you title it?

I got a couple...
"The Life with Don Stugots"
"A Retrospective on the Music of the Killers: The EffMeBoobs Story"
"There's a C**t at the End of This Book: The ReillyLuck Story."
"Dealt with in the Morning: The Irish Alkey Story"

[Bulldogcakes]

"Hey You Kids! Get the Hell Off My Lawn!"-The Life and Times of GVAC

[Don Stugots]

"Crabby times, Hot Coffee and Marlboro Red: The Storied Life of Greg Rotten"


"High Times and Lucy Liu Eyes The Life of Reillyluck"

"The Great Friend that is Phishy"
"Dinner with the Impacts"
"Someone One Who Did So Much With So Little, Bulldogcakes"
"Fistfights, Hockey and The Yankees Suck: Spoon"
"Stalking for Dummies, The Life's Sturggles of JClintsma"

[RoseBlood]

"Dammit I Suck!: The Story of PhishHead"

"Ego-Tripping With Bob Impact"

"Can't Understand New Technology and Other Problematic Acronyms in the Life of The Daily Lleeder"

"Life of Spoon: No HoMoe!"

"A Girl Named Sarah: Everyones Favorite Impact"

[Bulldogcakes]

Let me just say SORRY SORRY PLEASE DON'T HATE ME in advance for this post. I really think she's beautiful, but its just too good a joke to pass up.


"I'm The One On The Left"-The story of Roseblood and her pet pig

[Gvac]

"Sassy And Gassy: The Shelle Bink Story"

[RoseBlood]

I laughed, no hate Bulldogs :laugh:

"Gvac: He Just Wants To Get AJ In A Lather"

"Fat_Sunny: The Life And Times Of A Yo-Yo Dieter" Written For Fat_Sunny, By Fat-Sunny

[Bob Impact]

"Fat_Sunny: The Life And Times Of A Yo-Yo Dieter" Written For Fat_Sunny, By Fat-Sunny
It would be even better if Fat-Sunny wrote it in the first person.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

"Im Dodging Being Called Vos" by Arch Stanton

Bob Impact "Life in 2nd Place"


"Surviving the Great Depression" by Gvac


"Bad Threads and Bad Spelling" by Pat's Opinion


"We're not the Same Person You Racist" by Pixie and Leticia


:king:

[Fat_Sunny]

It would be even better if Fat-Sunny wrote it in the first person.

How Bob Impact's Ego Was Deflated When Sarah Dumped Him By Bob Impact

[reillyluck]

"I am fat sunny: The biography of Fats not in the third person"

"Panties: a collection of pms from Reillyluck to Gvac"

"stugots: I am not a boat dammit"

[IamPixie]

"torn jeans and broken dreams: the Marc with a c story."

[IamPixie]

"i'm gay" the patsopinion story.

[sailor]

it's not a blanky! my secret life with my blanky - stugots

[Bob Impact]

How Bob Impact's Ego Was Deflated When Sarah Dumped Him By Bob Impact

How to Influence Gvac and Hurt Feelings, The Fat Sunny Story

[johnniewalker]

"i'm gay" the patsopinion story.

Simple, but strikingly good!

[BoondockSaint]

"I Had to Walk to School Uphill, Both Ways, in Ten Feet of Snow" - GVAC

[jetdog]

"Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........Fuck You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the life and times of Reeshy

[IamPixie]

"Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........Fuck You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the life and times of Reeshy

:lol:

[BoondockSaint]

"Me, Derek and Alex: One Fan's Pursuit of the Ultimate Manwich" - Kevin

[Fat_Sunny]

How to Influence Gvac and Hurt Feelings, The Fat Sunny Story

Hey, You Can Diss Fat_Sunny All You Want, But Gvac Is Sacred!


You Must Admit, BI, That The Title Was Actually Very Good, Full Of BI References Plus A Third Person Double-Entendre. Nonetheless, Fat Will Do Another Gentler One For You:

"I Could Dish It Out But I Couldn't Take It" by Bob Impact

Now That's An Inteeligent Title!

[ShelleBink]

"Sassy And Gassy: The Shelle Bink Story"

I pooted while laughing.

The Gemini Irish Faction Lives : Shelle Bink and Reilly Luck, a tale of fantastically hot heroines.

[A.J.]

Yerdaddy: A Lifetime Condensed.

[BoondockSaint]

"The Government Tried to Stop This Book From Being Published by not offering to publish it for free" LordJezo

[lleeder]

The Real Reilly: The Reillyluck Story
Of Postwhores:The FezPaul Chronicles
Eating Bacon Without a Spoon: Life and Times of Death Metal Moe
Pee In My Butt: The Legend Yerdaddy

[Tall_James]

Instead of...

http://www.lib.cuhk.edu.hk/collections/goodreads/eng/tuesdays_with_morrie.jpg

...how about "Friday's with Fallon"

[Bob Impact]

Hey, You Can Diss Fat_Sunny All You Want, But Gvac Is Sacred!


You Must Admit, BI, That The Title Was Actually Very Good, Full Of BI References Plus A Third Person Double-Entendre. Nonetheless, Fat Will Do Another Gentler One For You:

"I Could Dish It Out But I Couldn't Take It" by Bob Impact

Now That's An Inteeligent Title!

Bob Impact liked your title a lot, it was funny!

[Fat_Sunny]

Bob Impact liked your title a lot, it was funny!

But You Missed The "Inteeligent" Fat Gave You As A Peace Offering. You're Smarter Late At Night!! :lol:

[Bob Impact]

But You Missed The "Inteeligent" Fat Gave You As A Peace Offering. You're Smarter Late At Night!! :lol:

Bob Impact saw it.

[reeshy]

"Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........Fuck You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the life and times of Reeshy

Most excellent!!!!!!

[hyperspace]

My best seller

[SatCam]

"The Government Tried to Stop This Book From Being Published by not offering to publish it for free" LordJezo

:laugh:

[J.Clints]

loved by none hated by all........jclintsma story

[Fat_Sunny]

loved by none hated by all........jclintsma story

Naw, No One Hates You! Here's A Less Harsh Title For You:

"My Life As An Ambian" By JCLintsma

[SatCam]

"How I Fooled Everyone: The lleeder Story" By Fat_Sunny (ghostwritten by lleeder)

[Fat_Sunny]

"How I Fooled Everyone: The lleeder Story" By Fat_Sunny (ghostwritten by lleeder)

Apparently, That Would Fool No One!!

Maybe This Would:

"How I Fooled Everyone: The Lleeder Story" By Earl Douglas.

[Marc with a c]

i go to board events too early, and drink too much and wake up around 5am in penn station after getting a free cab ride there: lleeder

my 45 years on earth: mikeyboy

i can't live without marc: pixie

my brother and i are twins, and we have the same glasses which make us look even more alike: king hippo

don stugots penis fits perfectly in my bum: jclitsma

fat_sunny: fat_sunny

IT'S ALEX!!!: riles

i hate driving into manhattan: phisy

i have no taste in delicious foods: sailor

jclitsma's butthole is a perfect fit for my weiner: stu

[sailor]

i go to board events too early, and drink too much and wake up around 5am in penn station after getting a free cab ride there: lleeder

my 45 years on earth: mikeyboy

i can't live without marc: pixie

my brother and i are twins, and we have the same glasses which make us look even more alike: king hippo

don stugots penis fits perfectly in my bum: jclitsma

fat_sunny: fat_sunny

IT'S ALEX!!!: riles

i hate driving into manhattan: phisy

i have no taste in delicious foods: sailor

jclitsma's butthole is a perfect fit for my weiner: stu

i've never even met pixie. she must be admiring me from afar.

[JPMNICK]

The Real Reilly: The Reillyluck Story
Of Postwhores:The FezPaul Chronicles
Eating Bacon Without a Spoon: Life and Times of Death Metal Moe
Pee In My Butt: The Legend Yerdaddy

That might be the top of the pyramid

[JPMNICK]

Titfart: the AngelAmy story

A collection of drunken text messages about boobies: the Don Stugots experience

[Wallower]

"As Copied From The Internet" by busybeeman
"Barely Human" by Capt. Spaulding

[sailor]

"As Copied From The Internet" by busybeeman
"Barely Human" by Capt. Spaulding

how dare you mention he whose name cannot be spoken??!?

[JesterOfSadness]

"Sheepy: What goes on in his mind? Damnit I gotta know!!!", by LordJezo. (Author's note: Pages may be stuck together.)

Trying for a book title sucks. :(

[Fat_Sunny]

Ba-Da-Bing: My Life As The Master Of The One-Liner By Marc With A C

[EffMeBoobs]

All About Scarves - Marc with a C

Internet Radio for Dummies - Don Stugots

The book about LIES!!!!!! ALL LIES!!! - Reilly

Deep Impact and the lost story of word tattoes - Bob Impact

The White Sneaker Diaries - Marc with a C

[torker]

Pork Chops & How to Grill 'em by The Lord of Iron

[Don Stugots]

i will poke some fun at myself here:

"The Idiotic Ramblings and Text Messages of a Drunkard: The Stugots Story"

"I want to lick your phace and other retard things that a drunk idiot would say"

"Holy Shit, someone make me some sauce: The Wantings of Stugots"

"I Can Make You Sauce but I Never Will: The Story of Reillyluck"

"Where Is My Shirt You AssHat: Gvac's Tale"

[Tenbatsuzen]

"I've Made a Huge Mistake" - the life and times of Thebazile78.

"Do You Think You Care about this Book?" - Angel Amy

[reeshy]

"Why I like swimming"

[tupper65]

'I Can Name the Cast of the Munsters, but I Can't Remember What I Ate for Breakfast'

[weekapaugjz]

"I Should Have Been Born a Hobbit: The Tale of Fat_Sunny" by Fat_Sunny

[Fat_Sunny]

"I Should Have Been Born a Hobbit: The Tale of Fat_Sunny" by Fat_Sunny

OK, JZ, We're Even!! Hee Hee.

Fat Likes To Think Of Himself More Like Celeborn Or Elladan, Rather Than A Hobbit!

[weekapaugjz]

Fat Likes To Think Of Himself More Like Celeborn Or Elladan, Rather Than A Hobbit!

i don't even know what that means

[Fat_Sunny]

i don't even know what that means

Only A Loremaster Would Know Those Names. One Is A King And One A Prince (Both Are Elves).

[Don Stugots]

"At peace with the world: a handbook for life: GVAC"

"Stems and Seeds: the life and times of one Reillyluck"

[Hottub]

"A Tourist's Guide to Trenton" - Don Stugots.





Sorry:flush:

[Don Stugots]

"A Tourist's Guide to Trenton" - Don Stugots.





Sorry:flush:


OUCH!

[SatCam]

"Why You're Wrong and This Book is Right: The MojoPin Story"

"How I Survived as an Upper-Middle Class Husband and Father in New Jersey: The Judge Smails Story"

"A Book of First Lines: The Billy Staples Biography"

[Fat_Sunny]

How I Spent My Life Savings At Bob Impact's Store" By SatCam

[ChimneyFish]

Only A Loremaster Would Know Those Names. One Is A King And One A Prince (Both Are Elves).



The Fish would happily settle for Fingolfin.