Shower Dumps: Pre or Post Flush?

[Death Metal Moe]

We all know the best time to download a brown file into the porcelain 'puter is right before a shower. But, here is my question for all Showerd Dumpers.

Do you flush BEFORE the shower, now having to wait for the toilet bowl to fill up again so you have the proper temp in the shower stream. But at least it's all gone...

or

Do you leave the "mess" in there until you get out so that the second you shut off the shower and step out, you can now flush without any worry of fucking up your water temp or having to wait for anything.

I personally prefer to leave it and flush later. You never smell anything over the hot shower steam and all the soaps and shampoos that are going on in the shower. And as I stated above, I hate having to stand there waiting to turn on the shower water. I save myself a minute or two and that's not a huge deal, but more efficient.

Opinions?

[Bob Impact]

We all know the best time to download a brown file into the porcelain 'puter is right before a shower. But, here is my question for all Showerd Dumpers.

Do you flush BEFORE the shower, now having to wait for the toilet bowl to fill up again so you have the proper temp in the shower stream. But at least it's all gone...

or

Do you leave the "mess" in there until you get out so that the second you shut off the shower and step out, you can now flush without any worry of fucking up your water temp or having to wait for anything.

I personally prefer to leave it and flush later. You never smell anything over the hot shower steam and all the soaps and shampoos that are going on in the shower. And as I stated above, I hate having to stand there waiting to turn on the shower water. I save myself a minute or two and that's not a huge deal, but more efficient.

Opinions?

Moe. That's disgusting. Flush your crap!

[JPMNICK]

DEF before. why wait and let it stew in the toilet and then you get shit filled steam molecules. for the 45 seconds to refil, i will stand there and wait for the shower to regulate.

[IamFogHat]

So disgusting. You gotta send that mess down pronto. You can't wait two minutes for the water to readjust itself back to the proper temperature?

[Tall_James]

Send that evil to Hell before jumping in the shower.

[Death Metal Moe]

OH, OK. Now I'M the fucking slob? I didn't say I smear the stuff on my body instead of showering, I just said I leave it there and flush it down later.

Yes, I could wait for the bowl to fill up, but I'm impatient. I never smell it in the shower, ever. So it's like it's not even there.

A lot of the time I'll take my long hair out of the drain after I get out and flush it down with my pre-shower dump.

[SatCam]

I always take a dump, then brush/floss so that takes care of that

[Death Metal Moe]

I always take a dump, then brush/floss so that takes care of that

You brush and floss with it still floating there? Nice work my friend.

[Death Metal Moe]

And would the only other person so far to vote AFTER with me PLEASE chime in here so I don't look like a psycho?

[Bob Impact]

And would the only other person so far to vote AFTER with me PLEASE chime in here so I don't look like a psycho?

Stew in it, like your dumps do while you shower.

[Fallon]

Flush! I'd never let it stay.

[sailor]

i knew a person, once, who would do it after. i think it's gross. also, doing it after, there's a chance you'll forget to flush altogether.

[TheMojoPin]

Moe, your plumbing needs to join the 21st century. A flush these days screws up the water temp for, like, a few seconds, tops.

[cupcakelove]

Before, I do not understand why you would leave it in there on purpose.

[Judge Smails]

You need to wait for the toilet tank to fill up in order to get the proper shower temperature and stream? What do you live in a 1920s flophouse?

[TheMojoPin]

You need to wait for the toilet tank to fill up in order to get the proper shower temperature and stream? What do you live in a 1920s flophouse?

He's got to hurry up so he can slap on the pomade and get him and his flapper dame to the gin-joint! Hot crackers!

[Thomas Merton]

Now I know I have OCD. The thought of the shit aroma floating in the air along with the stain potential by leaving it there to stick to the side of the bowl makes me want to puke.

Moe, you're not poking fun at a germaphobe are you? Because that wouldn't be nice

[sailor]

He's got to hurry up so he can slap on the pomade and get him and his flapper dame to the jin-joint! Hot crackers!

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/media/L/lost/yun.jpg?

[HBox]

I didn't say I smear the stuff on my body instead of showering, I just said I leave it there and flush it down later.

You didn't have to. You didn't have to.

[sr71blackbird]

Im with Moe and flush afterward.

[Bob Impact]

Im with Moe and flush afterward.

You two sit together then, and stir your feces stew.

[JPMNICK]

Im with Moe and flush afterward.

this is so crazy that you would not flush before the shower, i almost can not believe more than one person does this.

[TheMojoPin]

this is so crazy that you would not flush before the shower, i almost can not believe more than one person does this.

It's boggling my mind. I'm picturing the feces fumes mingling with the steam, really just working the funk of the dump into the skin and hair.

My God...the horror...

[JPMNICK]

It's boggling my mind. I'm picturing the feces fumes mingling with the steam, really just working the funk of the dump into the skin and hair.

My God...the horror...

one time in a hotel room on spring break, someone took a NASTY shit and was stinking up the room. we decided to turn on the shower to get the smell out since it had no fan in the bathroom. it turned into a shitty rainforrest in the hotel room as the temp and humidity rose, and the smell spread along with the steam

[TheMojoPin]

one time in a hotel room on spring break, someone took a NASTY shit and was stinking up the room. we decided to turn on the shower to get the smell out since it had no fan in the bathroom. it turned into a shitty rainforrest in the hotel room as the temp and humidity rose, and the smell spread along with the steam

I had a roommate who would do the same thing. We also called it the "shitty rainforest." It was awful.

The people that voted "after" might as well go shit in a box in a sauna and then sit there with it and get a good steam going. Ech.

[FUNKMAN]

But I'm in so deep. You know I'm such a fool for you.

You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha.

Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to, do you have to,

Do you have to let it linger?

have to admit I'll let a few float, mostly if I'm rushing or if they have that nice garlic aroma

[Bob Impact]

But I'm in so deep. You know I'm such a fool for you.

You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha.

Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to, do you have to,

Do you have to let it linger?

have to admit I'll let a few float, mostly if I'm rushing or if they have that nice garlic aroma
How big of a rush are you in that you can't flush?!

[FUNKMAN]

How big of a rush are you in that you can't flush?!

it's all ' in the mind ' mind over matter fecal matter to be more precise

[Bulldogcakes]

I dont have this problem anymore, and I save a little $ on my Con Ed bills and make Mother Earth a little green. . . nah, who am I kidding.

I lowered my water heater to its lowest setting. Now, to take a shower, I can only use the Hot water and its fine. Since I no longer use the cold to shower (which is what the toilet uses) I can flush and jump right in the shower no problemo.

Problem solved, and I save maybe $100-200 bucks a year on utilities.

[BoondockSaint]

I just shit in the shower. The water eventually breaks it down enough so that it will go down the drain.

[Bulldogcakes]

I personally prefer to leave it and flush later. You never smell anything over the hot shower steam and all the soaps and shampoos that are going on in the shower. And as I stated above, I hate having to stand there waiting to turn on the shower water. I save myself a minute or two and that's not a huge deal, but more efficient.

Opinions?

Moe, why don't you just crap while you're IN the shower and REALLY save time!

Now THAT'S efficient, Baby!

[furie]

before; i'm not an animal you know...

[KC2OSO]

one time in a hotel room on spring break, someone took a NASTY shit and was stinking up the room. we decided to turn on the shower to get the smell out since it had no fan in the bathroom. it turned into a shitty rainforrest in the hotel room as the temp and humidity rose, and the smell spread along with the steam
The only thing that makes this miasma worse is the addition of an air freshener into the mix. Then you have shitty wildflower rain forest fog.

[Friday]

Does Moe post these things with the sole purpose of disgusting me?

GET A BEDET!!!

[MrPink]

OH, OK. Now I'M the fucking slob? I didn't say I smear the stuff on my body instead of showering, I just said I leave it there and flush it down later.

Yes, I could wait for the bowl to fill up, but I'm impatient. I never smell it in the shower, ever. So it's like it's not even there.

A lot of the time I'll take my long hair out of the drain after I get out and flush it down with my pre-shower dump.

He does:
http://imperium.lenin.ru/EOWN/eown5/gg.gif

My toilet doesn't even affect the shower, so I flush before.

[Jinxed]

I'm glad you brought this up because I've been working on this...

My current technique is as follows:
1. I drive home from work and strip in my car, four blocks from home.
2. Run naked to my house.
3. Hop in the shower, soaking myself from toe to head.
4. Towel off.
5. Apply soap and shampoo.
6. Stuff toilet paper in the crack of my ass.
7. Get dressed.
8. Shit my pants.
9. Flush the toilet.

Now, I'm not sure where I'm going wrong, but something is not right... My wife left me and quite frankly, I smell like shit. However, even though I know "something" is wrong, the fact remains I am NOT getting burned in the shower.

[FUNKMAN]

the irony is people who need to flush then get in the shower and gas themselves with their own farts

[Bob Impact]

I'm glad you brought this up because I've been working on this...

My current technique is as follows:
1. I drive home from work and strip in my car, four blocks from home.
2. Run naked to my house.
3. Hop in the shower, soaking myself from toe to head.
4. Towel off.
5. Apply soap and shampoo.
6. Stuff toilet paper in the crack of my ass.
7. Get dressed.
8. Shit my pants.
9. Flush the toilet.

Now, I'm not sure where I'm going wrong, but something is not right... My wife left me and quite frankly, I smell like shit. However, even though I know "something" is wrong, the fact remains I am NOT getting burned in the shower.

:lol:

[JohnWC]

Wait... did you see the Sopranos?

[PapaBear]

Do you flush BEFORE the shower, now having to wait for the toilet bowl to fill up again so you have the proper temp in the shower stream. But at least it's all gone.
I dump in the downstairs bathroom. By the time I grab my clothes and get to the upstairs bathroom (where I shower), the toilet is done running. Any time I've done it in the upstairs bathroom, I wanted to wait until after the shower to flush, but I just couldn't stand the thought of it being there while I was showering.

[sailor]

I dump in the downstairs bathroom. By the time I grab my clothes and get to the upstairs bathroom (where I shower), the toilet is done running. Any time I've done it in the upstairs bathroom, I wanted to wait until after the shower to flush, but I just couldn't stand the thought of it being there while I was showering.

actually, i'm shocked that all of you folks seem to have this all timed out so that you're showering right after potty time. those two activities are almost never closer than a half-hour from each other for me.

[Bulldogcakes]

I just shit in the shower. The water eventually breaks it down enough so that it will go down the drain.

Yeah, but you're a drunk. All you drunks do that.

[Death Metal Moe]

Glad to see some movement on my thread, not to glad to see everyone thinks I'm a filthy fucker for leaving the duce in the bowl until after.

I really just don't see the big deal. And as for the plumbing in my house, I don't know what to tell you. When I flush, it makes a big difference in the water temp until the bowl tank is full again.

Thanks sr71 for standing shoulder to shoulder with me.

[narc]

Moe, your plumbing needs to join the 21st century. A flush these days screws up the water temp for, like, a few seconds, tops.

I agree with Mojo

[JPMNICK]

Glad to see some movement on my thread, not to glad to see everyone thinks I'm a filthy fucker for leaving the duce in the bowl until after.

I really just don't see the big deal. And as for the plumbing in my house, I don't know what to tell you. When I flush, it makes a big difference in the water temp until the bowl tank is full again.

Thanks sr71 for standing shoulder to shoulder with me.

you toilet will refill much faster if the shower is not on. Flush, wait SECONDS for it to fill, then turn the shower on. or even better, turn the hot water on the shower on while you flush, since it does not mess with the toilet filling up, and then when the toilet is done, turn the cold in the shower on.

[sailor]

Glad to see some movement on my thread, not to glad to see everyone thinks I'm a filthy fucker for leaving the duce in the bowl until after.

I really just don't see the big deal. And as for the plumbing in my house, I don't know what to tell you. When I flush, it makes a big difference in the water temp until the bowl tank is full again.

Thanks sr71 for standing shoulder to shoulder with me.

even if you're not smelling anything, it can't be too healthy to just let it fester there.

[PapaBear]

or even better, turn the hot water on the shower on while you flush, since it does not mess with the toilet filling up, and then when the toilet is done, turn the cold in the shower on.
I don't get why you'd do that. The hot water would be too hot to shower in before you turn on the cold, and you'd just be wasting water (unless you're saying it takes a long time for your water to get hot).

[A.J.]

I'm with you Moe.

The reason I wait until after a shower to flush is so I don't have to flush a second time. That's because I always use a little toilet paper to "towel down" that area, shall we say.

[IMSlacker]

I flush as soon as I hear splash down, and then again for the paper. I want that stink gone asap.

[Judge Smails]

I flush as soon as I hear splash down, and then again for the paper. I want that stink gone asap.

Here! Here! Finally, another classy gentleman on the board.

I'm actually a four, or even five, flush man myself. I flush after the first splash down, so to speak. You've heard about the courtesy flush when you're in a public toilet, right? Well, I figure who deserves the courtesy more than myself. I'm a fancy man, after all. Then I'll flush a second time if there is any risidual mud to drop.

Once I'm done with my business in can be another 2-3 flushes because I don't want to clog the toilet with paper. I like to use ALOT of paper because I want to make sure I get the area clean. Rest assured, when I'm done you could eat off my sphincter if you were so inclined. And yes, I take care to clean up real good even if I'm getting right in the shower afterwards. I like to make sure I'm tidy back there. It's what separates us from the animals and the savages with the squatholes that Yerdaddy talks about.

[drjoek]

A lot of the time I'll take my long hair out of the drain after I get out and flush it down with my pre-shower dump.

Your asking for trouble with that combo youll need Rotorooter. Hair and shite will clog and back up and then youll be "in a world of shit"

[Hottub]

Goddam Moe. You are a savage. We are talking about feces. It is disgusting, smells bad, and bacteria laiden. It must be removed from the premises ASAP!
And especially with your marathon shampooing, conditioning, lotioning showers. You are co-habitating with shit for way too long.
Flush it, and wait the few seconds for the tank to refill.

[A.J.]

What if it's just piss in the bowl? Do you guys flush THAT straight away before a shower?

[IMSlacker]

What if it's just piss in the bowl? Do you guys flush THAT straight away before a shower?

Normal piss or asparagus piss?

[Hottub]

Even when I use Yerdaddy's squathole, I reach for the shit nozzle the second the dropping of mud is completed.

[Midkiff]

Yeah, ya gots to flush, and not just once. I launch the first wave, flush. Second wave, flush. Wipe, flush. Wipe more, flush. And so on, until no evidence remains.

[reillyluck]

awww...Leave Moe alone. if he likes to keep his poo in the toilet until he's done, so be it.

i personally flush before i take a shower, but my brother used to do the exact same thing as you, Moe. I would take a shower after him, getting ready for school and i would go to use the bathroom and he would always forget to flush. Theres nothing like seeing your brothers dung with the shit smeared toilet paper floating in the water followed by me screaming "YOU PHORGOT TO PHLUSH THE TOILET AGAIN, YOU STUPID PHUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!"


point of my story, if youre going to do it that way, just remember to flush. We dont need to know what you had for dinner the night before. :wink:

[Hottub]

Yeah, ok Reilly.
We all know you don't poo.

[reillyluck]

Yeah, ok Reilly.
We all know you don't poo.

i like to think of it as "unleashing the beast from within"

[Death Metal Moe]

awww...Leave Moe alone. if he likes to keep his poo in the toilet until he's done, so be it.

i personally flush before i take a shower, but my brother used to do the exact same thing as you, Moe. I would take a shower after him, getting ready for school and i would go to use the bathroom and he would always forget to flush. Theres nothing like seeing your brothers dung with the shit smeared toilet paper floating in the water followed by me screaming "YOU PHORGOT TO PHLUSH THE TOILET AGAIN, YOU STUPID PHUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!"


point of my story, if youre going to do it that way, just remember to flush. We dont need to know what you had for dinner the night before. :wink:

Thanks for the support Reilly.

And I never forget to flush. I mean maybe once in a blue moon, I'm no perfect. But it's just the routine now. Sometimes I'll have reached over to flush the toilet and then remember I didn't even shit before that shower. It's just programmed into my head.

And as Hottub brought up, I do take long showers. Anything I can do to get in and out faster is a plus.

[Hottub]

i like to think of it as "unleashing the beast from within"

I own a glass cocktail table...:thumbup:

[Midkiff]

Thanks for the support Reilly.

And I never forget to flush. I mean maybe once in a blue moon, I'm no perfect. But it's just the routine now. Sometimes I'll have reached over to flush the toilet and then remember I didn't even shit before that shower. It's just programmed into my head.

And as Hottub brought up, I do take long showers. Anything I can do to get in and out faster is a plus.

Running a batch down the drain really extends the shower time.

[sailor]

I own a glass cocktail table...:thumbup:

ok, sly-tub.

[TheMojoPin]

Thanks sr71 for standing ASSSSSSSS TO ASSSSSSSSSSSS with me.

Fixed.

[Death Metal Moe]

Fixed.

Ya philthy phucker, you too that out of context!

[Death Metal Moe]

Running a batch down the drain really extends the shower time.

Yes it does, but I don't even bother in there. It would be another great thing to do so you could clean up real nice, but I got too much to do already.

[TheMojoPin]

Ya philthy phucker, you too that out of context!

I saw through your poop steam and mirrors.

[ChimneyFish]

Three pages, and not one "Vito Jr" reference????:flush:

[Marc with a c]

i take baths

[sailor]

i take bubble baths

fancy boy!

[Bill From Yorktown]

after

[Cleophus James]

I stomp it down the drain.

[Terry-Two]

Thanks sr71 for standing shoulder to shoulder with me.

Don't you mean ASSS to ASSSS

[topless_mike]

I flush as soon as I hear splash down, and then again for the paper. I want that stink gone asap.

thats the "courtesy flush" method.

minimize the air-contact time, and you minimize the stank.

[sailor]

thats the "courtesy flush" method.

minimize the air-contact time, and you minimize the stank.

but are you flushing when still sitting?? that's covering your lower body with a ton of germs.

[Death Metal Moe]

Don't you mean ASSS to ASSSS

No, but that's what TheMojoPin thought I meant when he beat you to this joke.

[topless_mike]

but are you flushing when still sitting?? that's covering your lower body with a ton of germs.

yes.
in a perfect world, you hear splash, then you jump off, close the cover, duck, and flush.
return for the paperwork.

but it doesnt always work like that.

[sailor]

yes.
in a perfect world, you hear splash, then you jump off, close the cover, duck, and flush.
return for the paperwork.

but it doesnt always work like that.

that may be more gross (to me) than flushing after the shower.

[topless_mike]

i still cant get over that we as adults are talking about taking a dump and whether we destroy all evidence or look, discuss, and reflect on it before sending it down the river.

[Terry-Two]

No, but that's what TheMojoPin thought I meant when he beat you to this joke.

That Mojo's a fast one!!

[Terry-Two]

i still cant get over that we as adults are talking about taking a dump and whether we destroy all evidence or look, discuss, and reflect on it before sending it down the river.

You protest a little too much, I bet you are all about th hot lunches.

[topless_mike]

You protest a little too much, I bet you are all about th hot lunches.

bring on the steamer......


try brownlove.com
while you are at it...

[TheMojoPin]

but are you flushing when still sitting?? that's covering your lower body with a ton of germs.

Why? Maybe I just have a good toilet, but there's no splashback of any kind if I flush while still sitting. I can't imagine standing up to flush before the wiping has become. Getting at least one good wipe before standing is imperative.

[IMSlacker]

but are you flushing when still sitting?? that's covering your lower body with a ton of germs.

Hmm. Been doing it for years. No ill effects so far.

[sailor]

Why? Maybe I just have a good toilet, but there's no splashback of any kind if I flush while still sitting. I can't imagine standing up to flush before the wiping has become. Getting at least one good wipe before standing is imperative.

i really thought everyone knew better than that (http://www.webmd.com/solutions/stop_cold_germs/bathroom-bugs) already:

Always flush with the lid down.
According to Charles Gerba, PhD, a professor of microbiology at University of Arizona in Tucson, flushing the toilet with the lid up is not wise. "Polluted water vapor erupts out of the flushing toilet bowl and it can take several hours for these particles to finally settle -- not to mention where," he says. "If you have your toothbrush too close to the toilet, you are brushing your teeth with what's in your toilet."

[TheMojoPin]

i really thought everyone knew better than that (http://www.webmd.com/solutions/stop_cold_germs/bathroom-bugs) already:



Meh. I'm always taking a shower afterwards and I know how to use hot water and soap, so bye-bye germs. My ass will just act like the toilet lid while I'm sitting.

I do keep the lid closed when it's not being used.

[IMSlacker]

i really thought everyone knew better than that (http://www.webmd.com/solutions/stop_cold_germs/bathroom-bugs) already:



They covered this on Mythbusters too. But no matter how far away from the toilet they kept the toothbrush, there was always some fecal matter that got on there. I try to just not think about it. And it's still got to be better than to just let it stew in there while you take a nice hot shower.

[FUNKMAN]

what's the problem with letting your dump sit in the bowl for ten minutes GEEEEZ! I mean come on, it was just sitting in your ass for 6 hours

some people

[IMSlacker]

what's the problem with letting your dump sit in the bowl for ten minutes GEEEEZ! I mean come on, it was just sitting in your ass for 6 hours

some people

6 hours? You might want to work a little fiber into your diet.

[Death Metal Moe]

Always flush with the lid down.
According to Charles Gerba, PhD, a professor of microbiology at University of Arizona in Tucson, flushing the toilet with the lid up is not wise. "Polluted water vapor erupts out of the flushing toilet bowl and it can take several hours for these particles to finally settle -- not to mention where," he says. "If you have your toothbrush too close to the toilet, you are brushing your teeth with what's in your toilet."

Wow, this guy must be a fucking blast at parties.

"No thank you. I don't want any punch. You do know that you put your punch bowl in your kitchen less than 20 feet from your garbage can, right? What the hell is wrong with you people?!?!?!"

"OK Charles, I think it's time you Microbiologied your ass out of my fucking apartment."

[FUNKMAN]

6 hours? You might want to work a little fiber into your diet.


Come On, get your facts straight :tongue:

How long does it take for the body to digest food?
Food can be 3-4 hours in the stomach, then about 3 more hours as it moves through the intestine. It can stay in the the large intestine for up to 36 hours. So, depending on the type of food and the speed at which it moves, it can take about 40 hours or more.

http://www.kidcyber.com.au/topics/bodydigest.htm

[sailor]

Come On, get your facts straight :tongue:

How long does it take for the body to digest food?
Food can be 3-4 hours in the stomach, then about 3 more hours as it moves through the intestine. It can stay in the the large intestine for up to 36 hours. So, depending on the type of food and the speed at which it moves, it can take about 40 hours or more.

http://www.kidcyber.com.au/topics/bodydigest.htm

i think he was commenting on the fact that you were saying it was 6 hours in the ass alone. :)

[IMSlacker]

i think he was commenting on the fact that you were saying it was 6 hours in the ass alone. :)

Yeah, when it's "sitting in my ass" it's "go time". :bye:

[reillyluck]

Yeah, when it's "sitting in my ass" it's "go time". :bye:

HEY! if funkman says its in his ass for 6 hours straight, its in there!

Continue funkman...lol

[FUNKMAN]

6 hours? You might want to work a little fiber into your diet.

i think he was commenting on the fact that you were saying it was 6 hours in the ass alone. :)

oh i see you two are in cahoots - lol

i think the large intestine goes pretty much right up to the rectum...

[topless_mike]

Come On, get your facts straight :tongue:

How long does it take for the body to digest food?
Food can be 3-4 hours in the stomach, then about 3 more hours as it moves through the intestine. It can stay in the the large intestine for up to 36 hours. So, depending on the type of food and the speed at which it moves, it can take about 40 hours or more.



not the White Rose that i had for lunch today.
that fucker was on a bullet train.

[topless_mike]

rectum...

dam near killed him

[Bulldogcakes]

Come On, get your facts straight :tongue:

How long does it take for the body to digest food?
Food can be 3-4 hours in the stomach, then about 3 more hours as it moves through the intestine. It can stay in the the large intestine for up to 36 hours. So, depending on the type of food and the speed at which it moves, it can take about 40 hours or more.

http://www.kidcyber.com.au/topics/bodydigest.htm

Funk, I've heard that more than once. But then I'll eat something (like uhhh corn) and see it the next day, sometimes something I had for dinner shows up the next morning. So I dont know how true that is, or if some stuff just moves faster than others.

You don't have to respond, I already told everyone alot more than they needed to know.

[SatCam]

kidcyber.com.au

I dont need to know what kind of sites you visit funkman

[ScottFromGA]

We all know the best time to download a brown file into the porcelain 'puter is right before a shower. But, here is my question for all Showerd Dumpers.

Do you flush BEFORE the shower, now having to wait for the toilet bowl to fill up again so you have the proper temp in the shower stream. But at least it's all gone...

or

Do you leave the "mess" in there until you get out so that the second you shut off the shower and step out, you can now flush without any worry of fucking up your water temp or having to wait for anything.

I personally prefer to leave it and flush later. You never smell anything over the hot shower steam and all the soaps and shampoos that are going on in the shower. And as I stated above, I hate having to stand there waiting to turn on the shower water. I save myself a minute or two and that's not a huge deal, but more efficient.

Opinions?

im thinkin Moe is my twin........i leave my mess in the toilet until i get out of the shower.....letting the lid down keeps the smell in and incase im pissed off at someone.............Ill leave them a nice hefty treat in the bowl justa waitin on them!


BAAAAWOOOOOSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[cougarjake13]

luckily for me the toilet and shower aren't connected on the same line so water temp is never affected when i flush

[Jinxed]

I'm not up on all the technical stuff, but I usually just shit in a bag and mail it to my ex. Anyone else doing this, or is this considered "wrong"?

[Stankfoot]

I'm usually in such a hurry in the morning that i take a dump in the shower. Its a real time saver!

[sailor]

I'm usually in such a hurry in the morning that i take a dump in the shower. Its a real time saver!

hence your name.

[Midkiff]

I'm usually in such a hurry in the morning that i take a dump in the shower. Its a real time saver!

And pissing on your feet is great for curing athlete's foot!

[ralphbxny]

Flush Before...I had no idea people would shower with their shit!

[MrPink]

Flush Before...I had no idea people would shower with their shit!

Or take a shit bath NSFW!!!!! (http://www.scatpornblog.com/lightning-video/28/images/scat-porn10.jpg)

[patsopinion]

Or take a shit bath NSFW!!!!! (http://www.scatpornblog.com/lightning-video/28/images/scat-porn10.jpg)

(pat head jerks violently)
but i cant close the window.



its.... beautiful

[grlNIN]

I do keep the lid closed when it's not being used.

What are you talking, you can't even leave the seats down for other humans.

Only pee can stay in the toilet when showering.

[Death Metal Moe]

Christ, why did this thread have to come back??!?!?! I've already been called a filthy fuck a million different ways.

[SinA]

good question
i don't want steamy shit smelling up the air when i'm trying to get clean, and i hate waiting. still, it's worth it to flush first if you can find something productive to do in the three minutes it takes for the tank to fill. popping zits or timming nose hair are good ones, just wash your hands first (i can't stress that enough).

[DolaMight]

We all know the best time to download a brown file into the porcelain 'puter is right before a shower. But, here is my question for all Showerd Dumpers.

Do you flush BEFORE the shower, now having to wait for the toilet bowl to fill up again so you have the proper temp in the shower stream. But at least it's all gone...

or

Do you leave the "mess" in there until you get out so that the second you shut off the shower and step out, you can now flush without any worry of fucking up your water temp or having to wait for anything.

I personally prefer to leave it and flush later. You never smell anything over the hot shower steam and all the soaps and shampoos that are going on in the shower. And as I stated above, I hate having to stand there waiting to turn on the shower water. I save myself a minute or two and that's not a huge deal, but more efficient.

Opinions?

I used to be a post-flusher, didn't want the shower burn and my shit smells like flowers. That was until I forgot to flush and the girlfriend saw a bowlbeast and we've never been the same.

Defiantly a pre-flusher.

[DeltaPin]

Once I'm done, the fuckers gone.

[chili_chest]

Brush Teeth, Dump, Flush, wait a minute while looking at my silly bed hair in the mirror, shower!

[topless_mike]

thought this was a beauty to revive...

[~Katja~]

Moe, your plumbing needs to join the 21st century. A flush these days screws up the water temp for, like, a few seconds, tops.

that's what I thought... who has issues with water pressure and temp anymore when flushing a toilet?


edit:
I guess it was waaaaaay different in 2007 :bye:

[IMSlacker]

I think this was the first thread I ever posted in. Ahh, memories.

[Death Metal Moe]

Please don't make my amazingly radical thread part of this multi-poll abortion day.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

This is the only relevant poll that I've read today.

[Death Metal Moe]

This is the only relevant poll that I've read today.

If you read one poll this year...

Make sure it's Death Metal Moe's

"SHOWER DUMPS!!!! PRE OR POST FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!!"

[spoon]

If you read one poll this year...

Make sure it's Death Metal Moe's

"SHOWER DUMPS!!!! PRE OR POST FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!!"

Oh I see what your doing now, old school day on top of poll day huh?

Well let's just say your talent for kissing your own ass is still well in tact. Holy fuck you make me sick.

[Death Metal Moe]

You're not really staying on topic.