R&F XM Listening Thread for 5/1/07

[reillyluck]

Good Morning Buddays!!!:bye:


Donate funds to Jimmy Plocica's Daughters (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59006)

VOTE FOR SLEEVES!!! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59136)

VOTE FOR BADINIA!!! (http://www.publicradioquest.com/node/417)

COME CELEBRATE MIKEYBOY'S BIRTHDAY 5/4/07 AT BAR 9!!!!! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59277)

[PhishHead]

Good morning Reilly and buddys!!

Just a quick note, didn't the Logo Contest end?

[cupcakelove]

Morning Buddays!

[Bob Impact]

Morning buddys.

[reillyluck]

Good morning Reilly and buddys!!

Just a quick note, didn't the Logo Contest end?

who the hell knows. LOL

[burrben]

my pick today (and everyday until it gets played)


"icky thump" - the white stripes

[PhishHead]

everyone knows my pick but I might as well state it again.

Okkervil River - "For Real"

[reillyluck]

oh phishy, just so you know...i rewatched the sopranos last night and they did have a clip of Tony in his Truck with his driver as they were passing an arabic neighborhood. He didnt say anything, but the camera was panning in to them as he was driving by. So Chris was making sense...lol

[EliSnow]

Guten morgen, meine Freunde!

Soul Asylum "Without A Trace"

[PhishHead]

who the hell knows. LOL

only Jon lol

[MasterSoySauce]

i'll go mannish boy, muddy waters.

[Bob Impact]

Im listening to an old show that has an X-Files Trivia game featuring... Pixie keeping score, and Chris the Cop playing the game.

[Hottub]

Good Morning, Kids!!

"The Weight" - The Band.


Good luck to our budday, Pointer! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59510)

[dukester]

wha'sup buddays?!?

todays song... "behind the wall of sleep" by black sabbath.

[Friday]

Hiya Buddays

This is the first day in over a week that I can take a full breath without coughing.... hooray for the Iron Lung!

Therefore, I nominate any song about breathing or iron. Iron maiden would be great!!

[reillyluck]

Hiya Buddays

This is the first day in over a week that I can take a full breath without coughing.... hooray for the Iron Lung!

Therefore, I nominate any song about breathing or iron. Iron maiden would be great!!

aww! im glad to hear you are pheeling better!!!! :clap: I dont like when youre not pheeling well.

[FartyPneumonia]

Hey buddays!

[cupcakelove]

Hiya Buddays

This is the first day in over a week that I can take a full breath without coughing.... hooray for the Iron Lung!

Therefore, I nominate any song about breathing or iron. Iron maiden would be great!!

I'm going to take it in the other direction and guess Jethro Tull, Aqualung.

Glad you're feeling better!

[hexy68]

good mornin' everyone...looking forward to a another brillant show!

[Hottub]

Hiya Buddays

This is the first day in over a week that I can take a full breath without coughing.... hooray for the Iron Lung!

Therefore, I nominate any song about breathing or iron. Iron maiden would be great!!


Iron Maiden?
"The Trooper", because that is what you've been!

[junkiegymnast]

HiYA Buddayz....

I am going
The Heights - How Do You Talk To An Angel

[Marc with a c]

I am going
The Heights - How Do You Talk To An Angel

yeah. see fishy jaime walters is the man.

[BeerBandit]

Good Morning Buddays!

Today, my show starts with...

The Flaming Lips
It Overtakes Me

[Arch Stanton]

Howdy Buddays!!!

How is everyone pheelin' today?

[Bob Impact]

Howdy Buddays!!!

How is everyone pheelin' today?

Phor some reason I'm phreezin' but other than that... phine!

[AngelAmy]

good morning lovely ladies! fucking les miserables in my head!!

[Arch Stanton]

Phor some reason I'm phreezin' but other than that... phine!

Well done my phriend.

[PhishHead]

yeah. see fishy jaime walters is the man.

HAHAHAHA yea i will have him for the next show for you

[Sheeplovr]

yeah. see fishy jaime walters is the man.

no as great as the BO DEANS

[Friday]

my phreaking office is as stuffy as an airplane cabin
i would rather be phreezing! this place is a SARS petrie dish!

[epo]

Today's song: Til Tuesday: "Voices Carry"

[BeerBandit]

The De-pah-ted!

[burrben]

is this covers week?

[Soupy_Dreck]

is this another patti smith cover?

[Furtherman]

Gimme Shelter! Not sure by who though...

[chili]

Patti Smith - Gimme Shelter

[cupcakelove]

Todays song is

Patti Smith-Gimme Shelter

[MasterSoySauce]

didnt earl already do the cover thing like 2 weeks ago?

[reillyluck]

today's song is: Patti Smith "gimme Shelter"

[Soupy_Dreck]

earl must not have been able to pry this cd out of the machine.

Patti Smith - Gimme Shelter

[Bob Impact]

I like this cover. Nice.

[burrben]

wow, earl loves this ugly old bitch. maybe she's coming in on friday

[EliSnow]

didnt earl already do the cover thing like 2 weeks ago?

I think he's into the Patti Smith cover thing this week.

[chili]

I'm surprised that, if they were gonna go with another Patti Smith cover from Twleve, that the didn't pick "Midnight Rider."

[epo]

is this covers week?

Seems like a Patti Smith cover week. Now I've gotta study up on that new album of hers.

[jimmyolsenblues]

do we need the whole song?

[IMSlacker]

You know, "Midnight Rider" is on this Patti Smith album. I wonder if that'll be next.

[Arch Stanton]

Not workin' for me. Song can't end fast enough.

It is as close to Karaoke as you can get.

[EliSnow]

wow, earl loves this ugly old bitch. maybe she's coming in on friday

Ron's a huge fan as well. And I think last night on Free FM, he mentioned going to a Patti Smith show recently. That is probably the impetus for this week's choices.

[Bob Impact]

This song has always dragged on to me, and i guess its faithful to the original in that regard.

[hexy68]

sorry...you can't beat the original

[cupcakelove]

I'm digging these covers, I'm gonna have to pick up this album.

[BeerBandit]

Wow!
Painful!

[chili]

You know, "Midnight Rider" is on this Patti Smith album. I wonder if that'll be next.

Beat you to it!

[AngelAmy]

ive been having sleep problems again, i am waking up more tired than before i go to bed

fuck!

[burrben]

if earl wants to hear something new, fucking play "icky thump"

[MasterSoySauce]

hear new stuff ? whens that gonna happen?

[IMSlacker]

Beat you to it!

Dammit!

[Soupy_Dreck]

I'm surprised that, if they were gonna go with another Patti Smith cover from Twleve, that the didn't pick "Midnight Rider."

If he plays midnight rider, then the Midnight Rider will make a return and we all know how Dave and MNR don't get along. In fact, they can't be in the same room together

[Bob Impact]

earl likes to hear new stuff?

:lol:

[cupcakelove]

if earl wants to hear something new, fucking play "icky thump"

Are the White Stripes playing SNL anytime soon?

[Friday]

i love what Patti does with her style... she is innovative and nuts and i totally respect her.

but she is just not my cup o soup.

[BeerBandit]

The 60's?

Everything sounds better on drugs.

Doesn't mean it is.

[MasterSoySauce]

when did tesla become legendary?

[chili]

If he plays midnight rider, then the Midnight Rider will make a return and we all know how Dave and MNR don't get along. In fact, they can't be in the same room together

True. I hear there's a lot of bad blood since the wrestling match.

[burrben]

come on earl, "icky thump" talks about immigration

[MasterSoySauce]

i think the openess matters

[PhishHead]

earl likes to hear new stuff?

:lol:

Listen to the soon to be shows of
Phishy Whatevers 4-5pm on Thereisnoradio.com
and
The Bob Impact Show 7-8pm on thereisnoradio.com

[BeerBandit]

Clutch
Blast Tyrant

Rife with political overtones.

[epo]

come on earl, "icky thump" talks about immigration

Your White Stripes love is shining through this morning. :tongue:

[AngelAmy]

Listen to the soon to be shows of
Phishy Whatevers 4-5pm on Thereisnoradio.com
and
The Bob Impact Show 7-8pm on thereisnoradio.com

I LOVE PHISHY WHATEVERS!!!!!!



oo and i didnt know bob was getting a show too, very cool

[BeerBandit]

Your White Stripes love is shining through this morning. :tongue:

It's actually deepening my White Stripes loathing.

[PhishHead]

I LOVE PHISHY WHATEVERS!!!!!!



oo and i didnt know bob was getting a show too, very cool

aww thanks amy!

[moochcassidy]

hey buddays.

kicked off early tonight

:drunk:

[Hottub]

Listen to the soon to be shows of
Phishy Whatevers 4-5pm on Thereisnoradio.com
and
The Bob Impact Show 7-8pm on thereisnoradio.com

I wonder what Phishy's opening song will be?

Bob's will be Exciter.

[Bob Impact]

The problem with any protest or movement these days is that they are all driven by bromides, there is no original thought in them, and few understand exactly what they are protesting. Ask 90% of the people holding "No war for Oil" signs why it's an Oil War.

[Soupy_Dreck]

with all this political talk, shouldn't bam be in studio?

[Arch Stanton]

hey buddays.

kicked off early tonight

:drunk:

Hiya Budday!!! Had a Guinness Saturday, thought of you.

[Bob Impact]

I wonder what Phishy's opening song will be?

Bob's will be Exciter.
My first and last song, right before BadMonkey's house gets a second mortgage placed on it by the RIAA.

[Arch Stanton]

The problem with any protest or movement these days is that they are all driven by bromides, there is no original thought in them, and few understand exactly what they are protesting. Ask 90% of the people holding "No war for Oil" signs why it's an Oil War.

Cause Heads

[ScottFromGA]

The problem with any protest or movement these days is that they are all driven by bromides, there is no original thought in them, and few understand exactly what they are protesting. Ask 90% of the people holding "No war for Oil" signs why it's an Oil War.

im not ashamed of being stupid to certain words, and I love to learn.....but what is "bromides" ?

thats a new one to me.

[Bob Impact]

with all this political talk, shouldn't bam be in studio?

Miss nodding Stugots.

[PhishHead]

I wonder what Phishy's opening song will be?

Bob's will be Exciter.

phishy most likely will not have a definite opener

[Bob Impact]

im not ashamed of being stupid to certain words, and I love to learn.....but what is "bromides" ?

thats a new one to me.

An empty statement.

Wiki:
"A bromide is a phrase, or person who uses phrases, which have been used and repeated so many times as to become either insincere in their meaning, or seem like an attempt at trying to explain the obvious."

[PhishHead]

An empty statement.

Wiki:
"A bromide is a phrase, or person who uses phrases, which have been used and repeated so many times as to become either insincere in their meaning, or seem like an attempt at trying to explain the obvious."

cant it also mean a person who is boring? At least from my recollection.

[Nuncius]

Just taking this opportunity to pop my Ron Fez message board cherry. Listening a long time but never joined I guess. Just being lazy. Anywho hello everybody. Hope all is well with everyone.

[moochcassidy]

Hiya Budday!!! Had a Guinness Saturday, thought of you.

hope my name didnt come up when you had a 'guinness sunday' in the toilet

[Bob Impact]

cant it also mean a person who is boring? At least from my recollection.
It can.

Just taking this opportunity to pop my Ron Fez message board cherry. Listening a long time but never joined I guess. Just being lazy. Anywho hello everybody. Hope all is well with everyone.

Welcome aboard!

[moochcassidy]

Just taking this opportunity to pop my Ron Fez message board cherry. Listening a long time but never joined I guess. Just being lazy. Anywho hello everybody. Hope all is well with everyone.

welcome to the cess pool mate

[Soupy_Dreck]

Miss nodding Stugots.

he was the best...

[Friday]

hope my name didnt come up when you had a 'guinness sunday' in the toilet

ew!

lol

[Nuncius]

Thanx Bob, boy I'm off and runnin now huh. yuck,yuck,yuck bleck

[Nuncius]

Thanx to you as well mooch

[Bob Impact]

Thanx Bob, boy I'm off and runnin now huh. yuck,yuck,yuck bleck
Moby Worm comin' to get ya!

[Bob Impact]

welcome to the cess pool mate
We're calling it the house of failure now, the cesspool is out back.

[Nuncius]

Moby Worm comin' to get ya!

Moby Worm? Sorry friend that one's over my head. (Having to explain shit to the new shithead)

[Bob Impact]

Moby Worm? Sorry friend that one's over my head. (Having to explain shit to the new shithead)

Imus reference.

[Marc with a c]

We're calling it the house of failure now, the cesspool is out back.

what happened to the brickhouse of excuses?

[Nuncius]

We're calling it the house of failure now, the cesspool is out back.

Very nice I'll be sure to take a dip...Cannon ball in the cell pool

[Nuncius]

cell pool? what the hell were my fingers thinking.

[Bob Impact]

what happened to the brickhouse of excuses?

Wait, now i'm confused.

" Excuses are the bricks that the house of failure is built with."

I invented the house of failure, hoo hoo.

[Nuncius]

I do wonder why it is that noone seems to use the Ron Fez chat room

[MasterSoySauce]

i think if i had an insanely huge amount of money i would be much much happier and even if im not atleast im rich, i'd im rich and unhappy not poor and unhappy.

[Bob Impact]

I do wonder why it is that noone seems to use the Ron Fez chat room

It gets busy after 8:30 PM EST.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I do wonder why it is that noone seems to use the Ron Fez chat room


2 Words

Pal Talk

:king:

[Nuncius]

Rich would certainly be a good thing no matter how you look at it. If things get shitty you could always go on vacation

[Nuncius]

2 Words

Pal Talk

:king:

Ah yes the infamous pal talk

[King Hippos Bandaid]

If I was rich, my font color would be Titaniun

[Marc with a c]

Wait, now i'm confused.

" Excuses are the bricks that the house of failure is built with."

I invented the house of failure, hoo hoo.

whatever they all suck

[x23x]

Rich would certainly be a good thing no matter how you look at it. If things get shitty you could always go on vacation

"I'd rather be rich than stupid." --Jack Handy

[Nuncius]

I would say that I would have to pick Purple not only because it is the color of royalty but the color of those little dots I would see during my ever exciting ACID days

[JustJon]

I do wonder why it is that noone seems to use the Ron Fez chat room

Because we're all at work

[Arch Stanton]

Holy S, that is why the show is amazing. They don't stop at everyword to recognize it and laugh. It is one of the major reasons I feel the show before is in the trouble it is in.

[weekapaugjz]

i love when ron goes off on retarded listeners.

[EliSnow]

Who's on right now? I tuned out for a phone call. Ron's chewing his ass out.

[Dash77]

This caller is a dick

[EliSnow]

This caller is a dick

I missed the caller's point. What was it?

[Arch Stanton]

Absolutely. If saying Just the Word The Who got advertisers to sign up with FreeFM, that would be all they would say.

[weekapaugjz]

I missed the caller's point. What was it?

that ron slams corporations but works for them. saying everyone else walks down the boardwalk with cotton candy and balloons but ron bennington is above it all.

[Friday]

what happened to the brickhouse of excuses?

And for goodness sake don't forget:

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/2844/rfgb2.png

[weekapaugjz]

Absolutely. If saying Just the Word The Who got advertisers to sign up with FreeFM, that would be all they would say.

how about a backwards swastiker?

[briarhawk]

Canned laughter is the BEST prop used in a show to make people feel like they fit in.

"Oh, i can hear laughter that means other people find this moment funny, so i should too"

Blah! Screw herd mentality!

Laugh like a lunatic and enjoy the stares!

[weekapaugjz]

And for goodness sake don't forget:

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/2844/rfgb2.png

im believing this more and more everyday...

[Arch Stanton]

how about a backwards swastiker?

Repent 13

[Furtherman]

Why We Fight (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436971/)

[EliSnow]

And for goodness sake don't forget:

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/2844/rfgb2.png

[GAY BARITONE VOICE]That's fabulous. I love it. Makes me thristy for a mojito.[/GAY BARITONE VOICE]

[sailor]

just got in. going back to the anna nicole stuff from earlier, when ron said the news show that because it's what we want. um, isn't that effectively what populism is?

[hexy68]

mike the teacher is one of my favs!

[sailor]

Canned laughter is the BEST prop used in a show to make people feel like they fit in.

"Oh, i can hear laughter that means other people find this moment funny, so i should too"

Blah! Screw herd mentality!

Laugh like a lunatic and enjoy the stares!

i don't think it tells you when to laugh or what's funny, but rather it's a sense of community. you're sharing a good time (even though it's a false sharing). this is similar to sharing a laugh with a live studio audience (but less false, since they're actual people).

[briarhawk]

it would have ot be a pretty big celebrity for me to be WoW'd...but then again i avoid most TV and read instead, so it would have to be a big celebrity otherwise i wouldn't recognize her/him

[Friday]

really liking this show.
i will have to record the replay later and listen when this silly corporate busywork is not clouding my attention span!

[sailor]

it would have ot be a pretty big celebrity for me to be WoW'd...but then again i avoid most TV and read instead, so it would have to be a big celebrity otherwise i wouldn't recognize her/him

well, what if you saw your fave living author?

[spadanko]

YES TV GUIDE!!!!

and yes there are 4 covers this week! Finale Extravaganza!!

for those that don't know, i work for them

[EliSnow]

Canned laughter is the BEST prop used in a show to make people feel like they fit in.

"Oh, i can hear laughter that means other people find this moment funny, so i should too"

Blah! Screw herd mentality!

Laugh like a lunatic and enjoy the stares!

When I was about 5-6 years old or so, my babysitter was watching a Marx Brothers movie and I commented that the movie wasn't funny because there was not laughter in the background.

I think many adults still feel the same way now.

[feralBoy]

The movie he saw that in, was probably why we fight. SHIT earl. Too quick.

[Bob Impact]

When I was about 5-6 years old or so, my babysitter was watching a Marx Brothers movie and I commented that the movie wasn't funny because there was not laughter in the background.

I think many adults still feel the same way now.

I couldn't feel any more opposite. I don't need to be told when to laugh.

[weekapaugjz]

Why We Fight (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436971/)

does earl read this thread?

[sailor]

corporations are just groups of people.

[weekapaugjz]

corporations are just groups of people.

its made up of people working for them but a corporation is considered a single person under the law

[sailor]

yeah, when i worked for a college bookstore book publishers would take us out to hockey/basketball games and bring us gifts all the time. funny thing is we had virtually no control over what books were stocked.

[sailor]

its made up of people working for them but a corporation is considered a single person under the law

yes. i know.

[briarhawk]

well, what if you saw your fave living author?


i wouldn't recognize him...lol
george r.r. martin isn't really a big public figure...

[weekapaugjz]

HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY

(worst ad ever)

[EliSnow]

I couldn't feel any more opposite. I don't need to be told when to laugh.

I agree, but look at the struggle it has taken tv comedies to be able to survive without a laugh track. It's more common now, but when Sports Night came out, the network execs insisted that a laugh track be used.

[briarhawk]

I couldn't feel any more opposite. I don't need to be told when to laugh.


I agree, I'm the same way, however i also agree most people look to the laugh track for tell them what the punchline was.

[Bob Impact]

I agree, I'm the same way, however i also agree most people look to the laugh track for tell them what the punchline was.

then why even bother laughing, you (well, not you personally, them) don't really find it funny.


RETARDS RULE THE EARTH!

[JustJon]

I don't know about anyone else, but I find shows with laugh tracks unwatchable. The only sitcoms I watch are The Office and 30 Rock.

And Sports Night isn't funny with or without a laugh track

[Dudeman]

I agree, I'm the same way, however i also agree most people look to the laugh track for tell them what the punchline was.

by comparison, there is way too much laughing on OnA. they laugh excessively at stuff that isn't that funny- which makes something mildly amusing, annoying.

usually it is opie laughing because he has nothing funny to add, but he needs to add to the show and not leave dead air. something is said an he starts forced laughing like he is out of breath (and if he weren't he'd add something.)

[Friday]

is it bad that i can't remember which shows have/don't have laugh tracks.

i guess i just watch and if it's funny then I laugh.... or I don't. I like to block things out around me. Existing in my own little world I suppose......

[sailor]

is it bad that i can't remember which shows have/don't have laugh tracks.

i guess i just watch and if it's funny then I laugh.... or I don't. I like to block things out around me. Existing in my own little world I suppose......

i can't think of a show i watch with a laugh track. maybe i just don't realize it. i can't imagine i watch no comedies with one.

[sailor]

here we go mocking the irish. let's organize a protest.

[EliSnow]

And Sports Night isn't funny with or without a laugh track

We'll have to agree to disagree about how wrong you are.

[PhishHead]

We'll have to agree to disagree about how wrong you are.

i love that show

[sailor]

"fine line between clever and stupid" NOT "fine line between clever and brilliant"

where's that blown line thread...

[weekapaugjz]

here we go mocking the irish. let's organize a protest.

i think they would be too drunk to do something so organized...

[sailor]

i think they would be too drunk to do something so organized...

you're next, buddy!

[briarhawk]

by comparison, there is way too much laughing on OnA. they laugh excessively at stuff that isn't that funny- which makes something mildly amusing, annoying.

usually it is opie laughing because he has nothing funny to add, but he needs to add to the show and not leave dead air. something is said an he starts forced laughing like he is out of breath (and if he weren't he'd add something.)

Nice point.
I wonder if that's why my attention span/interest in the O&A show has been trailing off... I know i find it slightly irritating when a listener calls in with a funny line, and they crash him and mock him, when i'm laughing like my ass off...

[EliSnow]

i love that show

I agree wholeheartedly.

[briarhawk]

I liked Arrested Development, and it didn't have a laugh track...

[EliSnow]

If you had a chance to save JFK, wouldn't there be a better way of saving him without jumping in front of JFK? Like say warn the secret service, etc?

[weekapaugjz]

I liked Arrested Development, and it didn't have a laugh track...

possibly my favorite comedy show ever. i fucking love it. i watch the dvds all the time and never get sick of it.

[weekapaugjz]

If you had a chance to save JFK, wouldn't there be a better way of saving him without jumping in front of JFK? Like say warn the secret service, etc?

but i thought it was a conspiracy in which the secret service was involved. im so confused...

[sailor]

that was a great teen pussy line from ron

[briarhawk]

Jesus wanted to die to save us all.
Good grief, what a stupid thing to do.

[sailor]

but i thought it was a conspiracy in which the secret service was involved. im so confused...

even if they weren't, they'd think you were a kook.

[EliSnow]

If you had a chance to save JFK, wouldn't there be a better way of saving him without jumping in front of JFK? Like say warn the secret service, etc?

but i thought it was a conspiracy in which the secret service was involved. im so confused...

Well, that's when you cover all bases and call the media, Dallas police and others that you know that there is a shooter at the Book Depository.

[EliSnow]

even if they weren't, they'd think you were a kook.

Again, you give details about how you overheard someone named Lee Harvey Oswald who planned on shooting the president from the book depository.

[sailor]

Well, that's when you cover all bases and call the media, Dallas police and others that you know that there is a shooter at the Book Depository.

or go there to pop him yourself. i think oswald was from the future and he went there to stop the shooter and was set up as a patsy.

[weekapaugjz]

Well, that's when you cover all bases and call the media, Dallas police and others that you know that there is a shooter at the Book Depository.

but what about the shooter at the grassy knoll?

[sailor]

Again, you give details about how you overheard someone named Lee Harvey Oswald who planned on shooting the president from the book depository.

ah, like "i was at this diner and the people in the next booth..." interesting.

[briarhawk]

there really isn't anything i'd want to go back in time to do/change/affect.

[weekapaugjz]

or go there to pop him yourself. i think oswald was from the future and he went there to stop the shooter and was set up as a patsy.

this solves everything. thanks for clearing it all up sailor!

[Bob Impact]

Dave: "Numero Uno Tough Guy Dogs!"

[sailor]

this solves everything. thanks for clearing it all up sailor!

if i had better writing skills i think that might make an interesting short story/novella.

[EliSnow]

but what about the shooter at the grassy knoll?

I don't believe he existed, but you could change the warning to say that there may be others involved. With such a threat, the service would likely change the route or take other precautions.

[hexy68]

ron stole my thought...dave would most likely get run over before he could do anything :lol:

[weekapaugjz]

I don't believe he existed, but you could change the warning to say that there may be others involved. With such a threat, the service would likely change the route or take other precautions.

but what if lbj was really behind it all and was in control of the service?

don't you just love conspiracy theories?!?

[Bay Ridge Tim]

So, Dave doesn't want Hitler dead because he wants America to be the big kid on the block instead of saving 60 million lives?

[sailor]

I don't believe he existed, but you could change the warning to say that there may be others involved. With such a threat, the service would likely change the route or take other precautions.

didn't they change it at the last minute or do i have my conspiracy theories mixed up?

[JustJon]

I don't believe he existed, but you could change the warning to say that there may be others involved. With such a threat, the service would likely change the route or take other precautions.

Doesn't matter. It's a parade. Everyone knows the route.

[EliSnow]

but what if lbj was really behind it all and was in control of the service?

Something else I don't believe, but if true, then nothing you could do in a half hour would save JFK. But you have to stop the known threat in the best way possible.

[JustJon]

ron stole my thought...

about HTG?

dave would most likely get run over before he could do anything :lol:

oooooohhhhhh.....

[EliSnow]

Doesn't matter. It's a parade. Everyone knows the route.

So just because it's a parade, the secret service can't do anything to stop the president to follow the route, even if there made aware of a serious threat to his life? There's got to be something they could do.

[weekapaugjz]

i hate fake reilly

[Hottub]

What a cunt!

[briarhawk]

i get tired of ppl saying adam and eve were the only ppl on earth.
blah.
i wish people would re-read their bibles, or at least remember things.

[Marc with a c]

i hate reilly

couldn't agree more

[hexy68]

go back in time NAKED...nice twist MrB!!

[epo]

Bartman! I think he lives in Milwaukee as I've seen him at Brewer games.

Stay away from the rail Steve!

[Bob Impact]

I'm so straight I would fuck myself in the ass.

[weekapaugjz]

wow, dave is so fucking gay. "i wouldn't jerk myself off, but i probably would give myself head."

[sailor]

jerking off another you would definitely make you gay. basically like jerking off your twin.

[briarhawk]

WOW ! That was a HUGE Patty moment for Fez!

[EliSnow]

This conversation reminds me of a porn movie back in college called "Backside to the Future" (I think). In it a girl goes back in time, and has sex with her younger self, her father, and her friends.

[Soupy_Dreck]

what if nazis were holding your parents? would you suck your past self's dick?

[Terry-Two]

funniest conversation ever!!!

[briarhawk]

i'm gay and i woudlnt' even jerk myself off. that's just weird and slightly sick.

[Bob Impact]

Oh, I'm figuring that I'm fucking past me in the ass. I'm certainly not catching for me!

[briarhawk]

i'd make my past self suck my cock though...

[weekapaugjz]

Oh, I'm figuring that I'm fucking past me in the ass. I'm certainly not catching for me!

but then when the past you grows up, you are going to have the memory of getting fucked in the ass by yourself.

[IMSlacker]

No. Not you too Pitsy!

[sailor]

jerking off another you would definitely make you gay. basically like jerking off your twin.

fucker stole my line!! and dave is like 3/5th's gay.

[Soupy_Dreck]

htg is a twin?

[weekapaugjz]

fucker stole my line!! and dave is like 3/5th's gay.

is this the past you or future you?

[briarhawk]

i love how Ron just referenced Dave's inability to come up with a unique name and he TOTALLY DIDN"T GET IT!!!

lol
so funny.
so if Dave sucked his past self's cock would that make his past self "Faggy"?

[Furtherman]

I'm wearing stilts on Friday!!

[PD]

Did they mention this Mikeyboy party before now?

[PhishHead]

tallest listener is BS!!!

[briarhawk]

Earl's eaten crazy pussy!!!!

best...show...ever... LOL

[sailor]

Did they mention this Mikeyboy party before now?

yeah, and i thought they mentioned the prizes yesterday. odd.

[mikeyboy]

Did they mention this Mikeyboy party before now?

They mentioned it at the beginning of the second break, but today is the first time they brought it up on the XM show. They announced it on the FreeFM show last night.

[sailor]

ron has the whole htg thing backwards. he should do her at 15 THEN go back and do her at 13. this way he gets her virginity twice.

[EliSnow]

Yeah, if you are going to go back in time to suck dick, only go back a hour back in time.

[weekapaugjz]

that call was fucking great! "can you go back in time and rape her with a key board and make her crying typing girl?"

[sailor]

ronnie really does have the perfect crime there. even if they do believe htg that she was raped by some "man from the future" by the time they got back to our future to get him, the statute of limitations would have expired.

[Furtherman]

It was Apollo 1 that caught fire.

[barjockey]

Drunk Bruce Willis might be the only thing get the NBA ratings

[ralphbxny]

I love Bruce Willis Again!!

[ralphbxny]

ron has the whole htg thing backwards. he should do her at 15 THEN go back and do her at 13. this way he gets her virginity twice.

Very Smart!!!

[barjockey]

Die Hard 3 was "rubbish"

[reillyluck]

Bruce Willis is phucking hot!

[sailor]

5th element, vastly under-rated.

[Soupy_Dreck]

oh no! stop talking about bruce willis! the last time they talked about bruce willis, ron couldn't sleep for 2 weeks...

[IMSlacker]

ronnie really does have the perfect crime there. even if they do believe htg that she was raped by some "man from the future" by the time they got back to our future to get him, the statute of limitations would have expired.

But they could use the dna evidence to go after the past Ronnie B! It would be a disaster!

[chili]

Die Hard I, awesome, Die Hard II, lame, Die Hard III, not awful.

Die Hard III is actually based off a script that had nothing to do with Die Hard, it was a cop buddy movie and they tweaked it to make it more Die Hardy.

Bruce is the man, IMO.

[sailor]

12 monkeys was incredible

[EliSnow]

I really liked Unbreakable. Liked him in Nobody's Fool.

Edit: Not a great film, but I liked The Fifth Element.

[weekapaugjz]

But they could use the dna evidence to go after the past Ronnie B! It would be a disaster!

very interesting! ronnie b to the cops, "i don't even know who this fucking cunt is!"

[briarhawk]

hated fifth element...dunno why, just hated it.

LOVED Sin City. Adored it. Bruce Willis was actually convincing in it also, so yeah. Great movie.

[barjockey]

Nobody's fool was Brilliant. I liked 5th Element

[sailor]

But they could use the dna evidence to go after the past Ronnie B! It would be a disaster!

but, past ronnie b would have airtight alibi. like he could time it for when he was in jail for some other, lesser crime.

[EliSnow]

There's not too many actors with more than 4 great movies. Off the top of my head, I'm thinking Eastwood of recent actors.

EDIT: Well, guys like DeNiro and Pacino have more than 4 great movies.

[barjockey]

First Bloodhttp://re3.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4204080391

[barjockey]

There's not too many actors with more than 4 great movies. Off the top of my head, I'm thinking Eastwood of recent actors.

Good call.

[Furtherman]

I would give Stallone Rocky Balboa as a great movie.

What about Nighthawks?

[sailor]

i hated forest gump. i thought i was the only one. never liked hanks at all. never impressed me.

[barjockey]

Green Mile

[Arch Stanton]

Willis, Hudson Hawk

[Hottub]

Batchelor Party.
Good enough for me!

[Arch Stanton]

Green Mile

Oh, Call that in.

[hexy68]

"Big" over "Private Ryan"...respectfully no way!

[Arch Stanton]

Bruce Willis did steal Pulp Fiction for a while.

[barjockey]

did they mention Gary Oldman?
http://re3.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2127350865
Love The Professional

[EliSnow]

did they mention Gary Oldman?
http://re3.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2127350865
Love The Professional

What are his four great movies?

[ralphbxny]

What are his four great movies?

(Crickets)

[Furtherman]

did they mention Gary Oldman?
http://re3.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2127350865
Love The Professional

I just posted him in Eli's thread... He's one of my favorites.

[PD]

after that documentary they are showing the Brando classics on TCM,
including Wild One, On the Waterfront, Streetcar

[EliSnow]

I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Casablanca is a perfect film.

Bogart's great films: Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Big Heat, Big Sleep, African Queen

[Friday]

Clive Owen! He is effing Brilliant!

[Arch Stanton]

after that documentary they are showing the Brando classics on TCM,
including Wild One, On the Waterfront, Streetcar

Nice! Thanks