Heckler and Gvac: Men On A Mission! Ladies Please Read!

[The Blowhard]

After hours and hours of study and research, Dr. Gvac and I have concluded that the board is lacking female members who are 35 and older.
We concur that women are like fine wine, they get better with age, and since most of the board is in the 17-30 range, we agreed to make an appeal to the lovely 35 and over ladies to participate in our research. In other words, just give us the time of day!
This is not a knock on the young nubile younger ladies on the board, we just feel the need to meet women who love to party under black lights and drink Tab. Thank you.;)

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[Charlie The Drops Kid]

You old horn dogs. ;) Better with age, eh? After 4 months milk don't taste so good eather.

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[Gvac]

'Tis true! 'Tis true! Despite what you all may think, Dr. Heckler and I are quite sure in our research that the board is fundamentally lacking in this oh-so-important demographic.

Surely some of you must know some cool old broads who still like to kick it old school! Tell 'em about this wacky and wonderful message board of ours, and just watch the fun explode!



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[The Blowhard]

Ladies, buy Grandma WebTV for Christmas!;)

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[skullcrush]

i work with this 58 year old.give her a few shots of peach schnopps and those large sexy bloomers will be on your night stand in the morning

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Well, Patty and the Retarded Laverne and Shirley from O&A are all over 35.

Just an observation.



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[TooCute]

Damn you and you
stereotyping. You know that
broads don't come any finer
than the ones you've
already got on the board.
Keep this up and I'm going
to organise a strike!


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[Jennitalia]

i'm sooo relieved to be still considered part of the young crowd! :)




"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too!"

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'll be 35 in March...that's good!

But I'm married... that's bad!

I still like to flirt. Is that okay?


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[Sheeplovr]

why?
you dont like talking to people who doent have any memories before 1989? anymore

number 333 its the way to be
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[IrishAlkey]

I've got a few 40+ beauties in my closet. Will they do?

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[Fallon]

Okay Heckler, you can have Goldie and I'll take Kate!

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[Pootertoot]

My grandmother usually naps during sex. She's perfect for you.

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[The Blowhard]

Fallon: Thanks, I would take Goldie over her daughter anyday..have any Suzanne Somers?
Alice: Flirting is always welcomed...married chicks are hot!;)
Toot: Can I have your Granny's number? I have a case of Ensure and I can imagine a wonderful time with the "old gal", I can jitterbug and Lindy!;)

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[Gvac]

Name: Shania Twain
Age: 36


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[Gvac]

Name: Heather Locklear
Age: 40

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[reeshy]

Hey GVAC and Heckler,

I have a good friend who is a nurse in a nursing home. Do you want me to ask him to start recruiting for ya? I can guarantee that they'll all be over 35!!!!!!!!!

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Could Be Me!!

[The Blowhard]

Reeshy: Only if they are toothless.


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[Mary]

I think I qualify.
Over 35 and I dig the Old School Guy! ;)

[Noellevious]

Dammit...I'm even below the 17-30 age bracket, albeit by a year. I feel like I don't fit in. Someone hug me.

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This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-15-01 @ 10:26 PM

[Gvac]

Dammit...I'm even below the 17-30 age bracket, albeit by a year. I feel like I don't fit in. Someone hug me.
I'd gladly hug you, Noelle, but I'd get arrested.



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[Chet]

GVAC und Heckler;

Men are instinctively programmed to mate with the youngest woman they can seduce. This is not a choice, it is not Society's propaganda, it is a primitive instinctual impulse that has been hardwired into our RAM-BIOS chip of sexuality.

Women, thankfully, do not have their brains wired in this fashion.



This message was edited by Chet on 11-16-01 @ 12:52 AM

[Gvac]

Chet -

I too have had both ends of the spectrum, but the older I get, the less I care about the physical aspect. The woman's body was never very high in importance for me, though, even as a teenager. I don't know, maybe I am a hopeless romantic, but I always look a little deeper. And someone you can share memories and experiences with is a little more important to me than an ass I can bounce quarters off of. I'm not sure when I would need that skill.



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[The Blowhard]

(doing my Jimmy Stewart "Its a Wonderful Life" imitation):
MARY!!!!!!!! :)

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[Chet]

GVAC, why, when you are playing quarters, of course!!

All kidding aside, I edited my initial response (I think you are probably the only person who saw it) because I thought it was a little too harsh. Don't get me wrong, I love older women too. I could sing the praises of older women all the time. They more or less have their shit together, they know what they want and they know how to do it. Whereas younger women tend to be a little naive in the art of love, and if they do know what to do, it sometimes seems like they are just going through the motions.

But alas, my friend, women are women and all are beautiful, bewildering and bewitching.

[The Blowhard]

Hey Gvac, I love the fact that you tape "The View" everyday just to see Barbara Walters. I started doing it myself, she is hot! ;)

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[RF Godfather]

Dammit...I'm even below the 17-30 age bracket, albeit by a year. I feel like I don't fit in. Someone hug me.If gvac, won't do it then I'll surely do it, Noelle.

F*ck age!

*hug, hug, hug*

Hee Hee!=)

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[The Blowhard]

Chet, we have Horde King to get into our heads, OK? ;)
As for the younger ladies, they rock. It's just that they can't dance "The Hustle"! ;)

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[gone]

hey hey hey heckler.. i can do the hustle as well as any broad in her 30's or 40's! my mom taught me ;)

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[The Blowhard]

On behalf of Dr. GVAC and myself, we would like to wish all of the ladies a very Happy Thanksgiving..especially those who COOK! ;)

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[Mary]

Hey Heckler- if you were at the first Thanksgiving- I think you are a wee bit too old for me! Sorrrrrrrrrrry!!

[The Blowhard]

Just spike the Apple Pie with Viagra and prepare to see "Plymouth Rock".;)

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[The Blowhard]

Topped, for science.

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[The Blowhard]

The experiment is a failure. Dr. Gvac is dating teens. Damn you!

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[IkeaBoy]

don't look down on our young, innocent female members.

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[GvacNoMore]

Hey Heckler! You think dating teens is easy? I went moshing the other night and ended up in traction!

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Thanks, Rooster!

[The Blowhard]

Happy Birthday buddy!

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