Top Social Networking Sites most likely to get you laid

[FMJeff]

http://mashable.com/2007/04/26/social-network-laid/

I think it's fantastic that someone finally recognized Myspace and all these other sites for what they truly are, one gigantic resource for pussy and dick.

I mean, I'm a married guy now, but if I was 16 again, I would be all over Myspace looking for an easy lay, which is usually the chick with "sweet surrender" playing in her profile.

[Death Metal Moe]

That's sweet.

[sailor]

That's sweet.

surrender.

[Death Metal Moe]

I want candy
Bubblegum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweet heart Sandy
Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy
I want candy

[Furtherman]

Foundry Music.


But I was abducted and raped. By the spider and fly. :glurps:

[angrymissy]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/Athfep9.JPG
No, I love the liquid inside people. How many times I gotta tell you man, I'm insane! I eat people juice! Nobody's gonna hire a people juice eater!