The Gorgeous George Show

[narc]

If you haven't seen this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6b3P04lR0c) yet, you should, and here's an introduction.
Gorgeous George is a Richmond Public Access TV show. He's also a complete unfunny moron and douchebag. His show is call-in with apparently very limited call screening.
At some point in time in the show's history, about 90% of the callers became prank callers mostly because he's an idiot and reacts poorly to such callers and isn't funny enough to fight back. Parts of his show actually come off like Billy Staples at Red Bank, although he actually kind of looks like the love child of young 80's-era Ron Bennington and Jon Henson.
As a point of reference, he went to Las Vegas and fell in love with an old ugly meth-addicted stripper named Sue. She went to jail for drugs, but George, being the sweet romantic he is, bailed her out and also gave her a ring. She promptly pawned his ring so she could buy more crystal meth. He admitted to all of this on his show.

[King Imp]

Damn, I was hoping it was about this Gorgeous George.

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[Judge Smails]

Actually, I'm an "Ugly George" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=sJC-ZvDm6Ig)man myself.

[moochcassidy]

these are great. his responses are so shite.

the guy who just does the toilet flush is a genius.

and the little moments where he cant take it anymore and breaks character is gold..you can tell it really gets to him.

i cant stop watching this trainwreck

[sailor]

Actually, I'm an "Ugly George" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=sJC-ZvDm6Ig)man myself.

i totally thought this was going to be an ugly george thread!

[moochcassidy]

best bit is at the end when hes doing karate and karaoke..he is quite possibly the least talented person in history

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[burrben]

those are fantastic. what a douche

[moochcassidy]

hes doing some new thing where he doesnt take calls..he does however hire a lovely prostitute 'Sandy' to dance with him in the studio

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[reillyluck]

god, this is crap! i'd rather listen to jv and elvis.

[PapaBear]

He lives in a mansion and makes a six income figure.

I think ESD must be a writer for that show.

[ChimneyFish]

I love the constant throat rubbing.

[narc]

What really gives me the Billy Staples callback is that when someone insults/heckles him, He'll say "What??" thus giving the person a chance to repeat the insult instead of just slamming them like anyone with any actual talent would do. I don't think he has that capability.

[cougarjake13]

Damn, I was hoping it was about this Gorgeous George.

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whats that all over her chest ??? those lil brown markings ???

[Don Stugots]

whats that all over her chest ??? those lil brown markings ???

dried cum?

[cougarjake13]

dried cum?

nah they look like brownish pimples or scuff marks

[Don Stugots]

nah they look like brownish pimples or scuff marks

carpet burn?

[Hottub]

Dammit!!!

I was hoping forhttp://www.cbc.ca/gfx/programGuide/program/Curious%20George%20Program%20Guide.jpg

[moochcassidy]

put all georges fluffs to the smiths

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[FMJeff]

whats that all over her chest ??? those lil brown markings ???

That would be hundreds of tiny penises. Sorry, cute face doesn't make up for the fact that you're built like John cena

[King Imp]

Is this better then?

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[NewYorkDragons80]

His comebacks are like a modern-day Henny Youngman. I've been periodically checking in on this guy to see if new videos have popped up since around spring 05. Accordingly to Encyclopedia Dramatica (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Gorgeous_George)
UPDATE SEPTEMBER 27/2008: GG IS BACK ON THE AIR AND HIS LATEST UPDATE ON HIS WEBSITE CONFIRMS THIS, SO... IS ANY ONE RECORDING THIS SHIT?!
I pray to God he is still being attacked and said attacks are being stored for the Library of Congress. I don't think it'd be a good fit for Ron and Fez, but O&A should try to get him on. If he was smart, he'd roll with this whole thing and he could actually make some cash off of it. Instead, he threatens unfounded legal action against anyone who posts videos or otherwise makes him more famous.

[NewYorkDragons80]

By the way, does anyone else see the black dude they have in studio and immediately think he looks like Black Earl and contributes the equivalent.

[SatCam]

Kevin is my favorite

[NewYorkDragons80]

Someone called George's cell phone @ 2AM (http://gorgeousgeorgeshow.ytmnd.com/)

[NewYorkDragons80]

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Apparently George is looking to capitalize on the popularity of his videos... about 2 years after they peaked.

[tele7]

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Apparently George is looking to capitalize on the popularity of his videos... about 2 years after they peaked.

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