My Cheatin' Heart

[Chainsaw]

Anyone here slept with someone who was in a relationship (married, engaged, dating, etc.) either knowingly or unknowingly? Why did you do it/not do it? Did they ever find out?

I got propositioned at a bar last night by a girl i work with, who tried to convince me that this was only for sex...no emotional element to it. She hasn't seen her husband in 7 months and she's horny as hell. (She's a nurse and her husband is finishing up a job several states away) She said the offer is there if i want it.

I didn't take her up on it...but the other half of my mind is playing the "what if" game. There's lots of hot girls out there, so I don't feel the need to do this at all, but it's just one of those "in theory" things..."In theory" it's just sex. "In theory" I could get my face smashed in by her raging husband...

I'm glad I found out beforehand b/c I would have done it since I didn't know she was married until she told me.

[Kevin]

Will make you weep, You'll try and try, and try to sleep..

[lleeder]

Would you have done it if he was in the military?

[reeshy]

I screwed around with my second wife while she was in the middle of a divorce....does that count?????

[Chainsaw]

The funny thing is I immediately flashed into Ron and Fez mode trying like hell to remember what resolution they came to. The only thing I could remember off the top of my head was that as long as the last inch of the mule doesn't go in, it's not cheating


Would you do it if we lived in a fantasy world and there was no chance of being caught?

[DarkHippie]

Back when i was young and sexy, i used to do this all the time. Free love, man

[reeshy]

No....my whole mule went in!!!!!

[ChimneyFish]

If I didn't know him, I would do it.
But I would say goodbye to my loved ones, because if he finds out, he has every right to take your life.

[CaptClown]

Been there and done that. Having angry spouses coming to your job looking for isn't any fun and can get you fired.

[Midkiff]

Before I met my wife, I had an excellent run with several married women. It was the absolute most mind-blowing time of my life. But, I would not advise it with married women you work with, or know too much about you. That way, if they do break and tell the hubby, they can't track you down. None of these women I was with knew anything more than my first name.

[Furtherman]

You did the right thing. F her and her cheating heart.

[BeerBandit]

I live by one rule: Don't trust anybody. She may say it's just about sex, or he'll never find out. Fuck that. She'll slip up somehow, and then you're in shit. I've never done it, but I can guarantee it's not worth it.

[Midkiff]

I live by one rule: Don't trust anybody. She may say it's just about sex, or he'll never find out. Fuck that. She'll slip up somehow, and then you're in shit. I've never done it, but I can guarantee it's not worth it.

That's why you don't get with anybody you work with or who would have any idea of finding you or who you are. I recommend getting it somewhere in another town, or at least not in your neighborhood. That way, when she slips up, she has no clue who you are, and of course it'll be too late to recover any "evidence."

[Midkiff]

You did the right thing. F her and her cheating heart.

That's right! She's the married one - it's her problem!

[Chainsaw]

That's right! She's the married one - it's her problem!

so you guys don't think her husband will understand the Ron Bennington rule about the "last inch"? I don't think I'd be mad if the girl I'm dating said "but he didn't put in the last inch!"

If your girl told you she slept with someone else...would you be more mad at her or the dude?

[Midkiff]

so you guys don't think her husband will understand the Ron Bennington rule about the "last inch"? I don't think I'd be mad if the girl I'm dating said "but he didn't put in the last inch!"

If your girl told you she slept with someone else...would you be more mad at her or the dude?

Well, let's face it - if he were that cool, then his girl wouldn't be looking for side-action anyway. If he's not enough of a man to keep his woman satisfied, then he ain't a man to begin with. So no, I wouldn't expect him to understand.

I'm not sure what I would do. I'm sure I'd wanna kick his ass, and maybe hers too... but then again it might be something good to hold in reserve to hang over her head if you ever need it.

[Justice4all]

Well I know I am in theminority here but if she was hot enough, I would have tapped it in a second.
And then go back for more the next morning.

Make it interesting to go to work the next day too!

[Jennitalia]

i normally ended up cheating on guys i was dating with. a couple found out, one or two didnt, life goes on. hey, y ou only live once. have some fun while you can

[ralphbxny]

I did it once knowing and once unknowing. It stinks. Felt guilty as shit. Will never do it again!

[nate1000]

The funny thing is I immediately flashed into Ron and Fez mode trying like hell to remember what resolution they came to. The only thing I could remember off the top of my head was that as long as the last inch of the mule doesn't go in, it's not cheating


Would you do it if we lived in a fantasy world and there was no chance of being caught?

I'm pretty sure Ron would tell you you're half-a-fag if you DON"T jump on this.