Married...with Children appreciation thread

[BoondockSaint]

What is your favorite episode? I think mine may be when Al builds his own bathroom and gets a Ferguson.

[PapaBear]

I like the one where Kelly looks slutty.

[sailor]

I like the one where Kelly looks slutty.

i prefer the one where she's whorin' it up.

[PapaBear]

What a cowinkie dink. The E! True Hollywood Story is on in 4 minutes.

[BoondockSaint]

Cowinkie dink or divine karma?

[PapaBear]

It's amazing to me to think about how Fox got started with so few shows. I never thought it would stick around, but I loved to get high and watch Married. I didn't start watching the Simpsons for several years. I was a big fan of "It's Garry Shandling's Show", and I was pissed when Seinfeld started on NBC. I thought it just a Shandling rip off. Didn't start watching it until just a couple years before it ended.

[TheMojoPin]

I always got a kick out of this show, but I kind of resent that it really killed Ed O'Neil's career in terms of him getting a lot of different roles. What I have seen him in he's great, whether it's a drama or a comedy...kinda sucks that being Al Bundy made a lot of people ignore him for other roles.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I always got a kick out of this show, but I kind of resent that it really killed Ed O'Neil's career in terms of him getting a lot of different roles. What I have seen him in he's great, whether it's a drama or a comedy...kinda sucks that being Al Bundy made a lot of people ignore him for other roles.

He's gotten other work past Married with Children, but the shows didn't have great ratings. I seem to remember him in a law-enforcement drama (not popeye doyle, this was past MWC) that was good.

I think my favorite MWC episode was the two-parter when they were living in the supermarket because their AC was broke. That's the one that sticks out in my mind the most. I also liked the slow-motion montage against Bubba Smith.


Let's rock.

[Don Stugots]

Matty I think you are referring to the DRAGNET remake which I thought was pretty good.

My fav: the Christmas episode with Sam Kinison.

[A.J.]

The episode with Sam Kinison as Al's guardian angel may be one of the greatest moments in television history.

I'm also partial to the episode where Al gets caught trying to return a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" to the library, if only for this monologue:

"So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman, and I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be, are still out there, being what we don't wanna be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun to my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"

[Earlshog]

Fat women lying on beach to Al: Could you please move I am trying to get an all over tan

Al: Aren't you asking a lot from the sun

[ScottFromGA]

What a cowinkie dink. The E! True Hollywood Story is on in 4 minutes.

hey Earl, got any Cowinkie Dinks back there? im fucking starvin......

[TheMojoPin]

He's gotten other work past Married with Children, but the shows didn't have great ratings. I seem to remember him in a law-enforcement drama (not popeye doyle, this was past MWC) that was good.

I didn't say he never worked again. I just think he's a good enough actor to have made the jump to doing a lot more films but he wasn't casted because everyone just looked at him and thought "Al Bundy."

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://missspooky.free.fr/m2e/Divers/attaque_des_no_maam.jpg


Also the Bundy Credo

Hooters Hooters Yum Yum Yum,Hooters Hooters on a Girl thats Dumb

:king:

[ScottFromGA]

Matty I think you are referring to the DRAGNET remake which I thought was pretty good.

My fav: the Christmas episode with Sam Kinison.

heres some Bundy Christmas lines i found....from http://www.bundyology.com/

Al Bundy's Christmas story
from It's a Bundyful Life (Part 1) (412)

Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house,
no food was a stirring, not even a mouse.
Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie,
along with a note that said "presents or die".
Children were plotting all night in their beds,
while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head.
But daddy had money this year in the bank,
then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank.
...and all of a sudden Santa appeared,
a sneer on his face, booze in his beard.
Santa I said as he laughed merrily,
you do so much for others do something for me.
Bundy he said, you only sell shoes,
your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze.
Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife,
her hairs like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife.
As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung,
he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee:
you're married with children, you'll never be free.

[ScottFromGA]

and more...from http://www.bundyology.com/


Five Days of Christmas
from It's a Bundyful Life (Part 1) (412)

Bud: 5 bowls a-flushing
Peg: 4 'roids a-throbbing
Kel: 3 nosehairs waving
Bud: 2 children starving
Peg: 1 untouched wife!


and who can forget, PSYCHO DAD!!!


Psycho Dad original theme song
from Al... with Kelly (501)

Who's that riding into the sun.
Who's the man with the itchy gun.
Who's the man who kills for fun!
Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!

[reillyluck]

phavorite episode of all time:

The one where Al cant figure the name of a song. all he knows is the humming:

hmm hmm himmmmm. Great episode!!!!

[tupper65]

Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

[torker]

Gas Passer B.

[angrymissy]

phavorite episode of all time:

The one where Al cant figure the name of a song. all he knows is the humming:

hmm hmm himmmmm. Great episode!!!!

hmm hmmm himmmm go with himmmm

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I did Love Axle Bundy from Shoes and Socks

That got Al into the First Class Lounge and to hangout with the other famous Musicians

He played a Great Pastrami

:king:

[reillyluck]

hmm hmmm himmmm go with himmmm

hahahaha!!!! now i have to watch that episode!!! i cant get the song out of my head!

[AKA]

I loved two of their christmas ones - the one with Sam Kinison, and the one where Santa's parachute didn't open and you see him fall in the back yard.

I also loved the episode where Peg wins a physical trainer for a week, and by the end of the week she's gotten him so fat and lazy on bon-bons that he has a heart attack and dies. Al explaining to Peg that it's the fact that she eats crap has actually made her better at survival, much like the cockroach.

"That one?" she asks pointing towards the floor.

"No...that one." pointing near it.

And the first time we ever heard the collective term of Elvis impersonators as "Elvi" was on MWC.

"He told me, Peggy...I like a woman with tall hair..."

God bless that stupid show. It may very well be the closest we'll get to "Absolutely Fabulous" or "Are You Being Served?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b3/MWC_1.JPG

[BoondockSaint]

Who's that riding in the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.


He sleeps with a gun
but he loves his son


Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.


A little touched or so we're told
Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold
Might as well she was getting old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.


He's quick with a gun
And his job ain't done.
He's Psycho Dad


Who's that riding in the sleigh?
Who's that firing along the way?
Who's roughing up bums on Christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad


Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's proud 'cos his wife is slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

[bigredd]

Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass!...at the nudie bar.

[Bulldogcakes]

I like the one where Kelly looks slutty.

I still have a crush on her.

[Hottub]

I still spank to her.

Got if for you, bud.

[cougarjake13]

man theres just too many to pick but

any of the bundyisms are great

[FUNKMAN]

i can't remember specific episodes but I always liked when an episode took place mostly at the shoe store. for some reason it was cool seeing where Al worked

[cougarjake13]

i can't remember specific episodes but I always liked when an episode took place mostly at the shoe store. for some reason it was cool seeing where Al worked

nah i loved it when he would almost get something great happen and then puff it was gone i know that was a majority of the episodes but still great

[torker]

The brawl in the movie theater.

[cougarjake13]

The brawl in the movie theater.

or the strip club

[A.J.]

Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass!...at the nudie bar.

Where there's a cop at the door...and a Kennedy on the floor: AT THE NUDIE BAR!

[Hottub]

That was a good one, God.

[torker]

A.J. posting after dark? Shocking.

[A.J.]

A.J. posting after dark? Shocking.

I had to come into the office.

"You WANT me on that wall...you NEED me on that wall!"

[Hottub]

Yay! Drunk posting AJ:wink:




You'll never guess what I dreamt about at work today!
Me?
Yes!
Was I in bed?
Yes! As a matter of fact I'd tied you up!
Ooh Al, that's so kinky! What were you doing?
Cindy Crawford!

[A.J.]

Yay! Drunk posting AJ:wink:

Lamentably, no.

[Hottub]

Lamentably, no.

Sorry to hear it.


Where's my Bundy quote?

[Hottub]

Old McBundy had a farm ... B-U-N-D-Y, and on this farm he had no wife, B-U-N-D-Y, and a no wife here and a no kids there, a hooker coming over on Friday nights ... Big luscious hooters, a pizza and a beer there ... old McBundy had a farm ... B-U-N-D-Y

[King Hippos Bandaid]

The Foodies Shopping Spree Contest was Funny

:king:

Dumpwater Florida

Lower and Upper Unction

it was a gr8 show

:king:

[ScottFromGA]

Who's that riding in the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.


He sleeps with a gun
but he loves his son


Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.


A little touched or so we're told
Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold
Might as well she was getting old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.


He's quick with a gun
And his job ain't done.
He's Psycho Dad


Who's that riding in the sleigh?
Who's that firing along the way?
Who's roughing up bums on Christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad


Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's proud 'cos his wife is slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

thats the long winded version....nothing like the orignial.

[PapaBear]

THREAD LOOP (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1307263#post1307263)

In wich I refer to THIS VIDEO... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LyJHepaqFQ)

[Crippler]

Old McBundy had a farm ... B-U-N-D-Y, and on this farm he had no wife, B-U-N-D-Y, and a no wife here and a no kids there, a hooker coming over on Friday nights ... Big luscious hooters, a pizza and a beer there ... old McBundy had a farm ... B-U-N-D-Y

Dum-diddy-dum-diddy-dum-dum, VEGETABLE GAAAARDEN!!

Dum-diddy-dum-diddy-dum-diddy-dum-dum CORN!

[PapaBear]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/Snapshot0.jpg

[torker]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/Snapshot0.jpg
Is that Papa when he was a cub?

[PapaBear]

Is that Papa when he was a cub?
Nope. Guess again.

[Mangoat]

I like the one where Kelly looks slutty.

I liked the one where Al told his wife she was inadequate in the bedroom, then she reciprocated the insult with one that was perhaps a bit more stinging.

[7fttall500+]

FX reruns are awesome!!!!!

[A.J.]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/Snapshot0.jpg

Giovanni Ribisi?

[PapaBear]

Giovanni Ribisi?
Ding ding ding ding!!!

[cougarjake13]

i cant find any pics of her on the show

but what actress most famously known for being in kevin smith movies

had a few appearances as bud's love interest ????