List the things that Earl does well.

[SinA]

Come on guys, lets support the "Producer of the Year" by pointing out the good things he does for the show. I'll go first...




It's harder than I thought it would be. I have to think about it some more, but I'm pretty sure I will come up with something.

[Marc with a c]

being uncircumcised

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Faint

:king:

[FezPaul]

Mumbling, gulping, smacking his lips on the mic, stuttering, lying, passing the buck, and making Gvac feel better about himself.

[suggums]

he's definitely the best at never having what ron wants

[underdog]

I know Ron said a paperweight would be better at it, but I bet Earl is pretty good at keeping papers from blowing away when its windy.

[Jujubees2]

Providing this messageboard with a wealth of material.

[cupcakelove]

Hang pictures



this seems oddly familiar.

[johnniewalker]

Making girls bowlegged.

[MadMatt]

Yelling into the microphone, letting the show down, annoying the hell out of me...

[truckerjohnboy]

Gotta say I enjoyed Earl's 'Patti Smith Week'

Today I finally got a chance to buy the CD and I am enjoying it!

Keep up the good work, Earl!

[Death Metal Moe]

Leaving a man behind.

[Death Metal Moe]

Losing my CD.

[MadMatt]

Having the comebacks of a second grader (sometimes a foul-mouthed second grader).

Not having anything when Ron goes to him for material.

Dropping the ball.

[Wallower]

making a fort out of stolen CD's and promo DVD's, living in said fort
getting guests who are already on the interview circuit
taking credit for getting the Larry Sanders collection (which is wonderful by the way, thank you Earl)
going from house to shiftless to uppity all in the same show
speaking entirely in fragments of cliches

[hurlmon]

The WNEW Public File

[thelyonhart]

betrayal

[Mike Teacher]

Having Mass

Taking up Volume

Obeying Newton's Laws of Motion and Universal Gravitation

Mitosis

Respiration

Homeostasis

[not sure on #5 when Fabreeze is present]

[Team_Ramrod]

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[J.Clints]

Making excusses

[cougarjake13]

umm well he does .....


oh and there that one time he ....


and don't forget when he ....
























ahhhh nevermind

[Tazz]

Well, he never, ever fails at being a black man.

[cougarjake13]

Well, he never, ever fails at being a black man.

i thought of that but in this climate i was scared to post it

[reeshy]

I thought he was good at bad excuses!!!!!

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Earl stands by his friends but he won't play favourties. If there's a wedding coming up, why choose one over the other when you can take both?

[razorboy]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/ducks-in-a-row-red.jpg

...oh, thats right. nevermind.

[NortonsHeiny]

He delivers the corniest comebacks ever like a pro

[SinA]

he's getting pretty good at apologizing.

[SNJ_Ed]

breaking XM equipment, lying, and blaming screw ups on interns seems to be his strong points.

[watson]

gulping air / water and saying

no no no no no uh no, um no you know

[sailor]

hems. haws.

[ParkmanPotatoWater]

Passes the buck better than anyone I know. He's good at lying(needs to work on not getting caught). I've also heard that if you need any help recording an important event, grammy's for example, he is the man to talk to.

[Devo37]

screams at callers for pointing out his flaws

[JPMNICK]

one a serious note, unlike some other producers who might use the radio show to meet women, Earl has NEVER slept with a female intern. I think is a testament to his willpower

[PapaBear]

one a serious note, unlike some other producers who might use the radio show to meet women, Earl has NEVER slept with a female intern. I think is a testament to his willpower
Isn't that more of a testament to Lilly's use of the word "no"?

[overyoo]

making the mouse freeze.

[SinA]

making empty threats to dave

[ralphbxny]

Wait for it.....

[hurlmon]

Earl has NEVER slept with a female intern. I think is a testament to his willpower


Willpower, is that slang for Gayness?

[SteveinJersey]

Earl is like a Magic 8 Ball. No matter what you ask him he only has six answers:

"I'm making some calls."

"We're fresh out."

"It's on the tip of my tounge."

"We can make that happen."

"I'm sorry. That was my fault."

"This is the first I'm hearing about it."


Someone should make a magic 8 ball soundboard and send it to Ronnie. These could be done with or without lip-smacks.

[Midkiff]

You forgot "definitely."

[JPMNICK]

You forgot "definitely."

haha yea thats the big one. i wish someone would keep a weekly tally on how many words he says per week, and how many are definitely

[PAT BATEMAN]

There Is Nothing He Is Good At, He Not Even Good At Being Black, He Is Good At Being A Bad Producer

[Soupy_Dreck]

He's very good at agreeing with ron and he's also a good parrot.

[BabyLuvWhatley]

He is an expert in pointing out whether or not a lie is BOLD FACED.

[Robot_Dave]

he is good at killing new york radio legends, i.e. muni

and he almost got fez

but not quite, so i guess he's not as good as he used to be

[hfs1103]

quota filling?

[Sweet_Ness]

he's good at abandoning Fez in his time of need......

http://dl10.glitter-graphics.net/pub/216/216600ydqj9q534o.gif

[SinA]

when everyone is pointing out how bad he is at his job, he's good at singling out dave to yell at.

he's an expert at saying that he would fight dave it weren't for... whatever (glass, mic in the way, he's waiting for a call, etc)

[Jughead]

Fighting with Snakey???...

[Jughead]

Oh???? and saying "Sorry we are Fresh out"

[LimeJohnny]

Photosynthesis...


Oh wait, that's Plantie...nevermind

[celery]

He rescued Princess Fiona that one time.

[Swannee]

He is the best on mike producer, no wait that is Dave
He is great at doing the openings, no wait that is Pepper Hicks
He puts together great events, no wait that is Lilly
Well I hear his mom's pie tastes great

[JokesaboutPants]

makeing Lilly feel Weird.

[MellySmelly]

throwing microphones

[Fat_Sunny]

Never Showing His Teeth In A Photograph!

[Fezticle98]

Shirking. He's nickname should be Radio Shirk.

[Marc with a c]

knowing what he is going to wear tomorrow.

[Fat_Sunny]

And Monday

[reillyluck]

he keeps Gvac's Thread (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=48674&highlight=mentally+unstable) Alive.

[Marc with a c]

update the file library

[waltermitty]

knowing what he is going to wear tomorrow.

I was going to say washing a load of dark clothes... But you beat me to the same punchline....
:lol:

[canker_sore]

There are only 2 things he does well :
1. lie
2. see number 1

[TonyBagels]

screams at callers for pointing out his flaws

and tries to use Ron's where are you from bit on everyone (but butcher's it horrifically)

[TonyBagels]

Earl is like a Magic 8 Ball. No matter what you ask him he only has six answers:

"I'm making some calls."

"We're fresh out."

"It's on the tip of my tounge."

"We can make that happen."

"I'm sorry. That was my fault."

"This is the first I'm hearing about it."


Someone should make a magic 8 ball soundboard and send it to Ronnie. These could be done with or without lip-smacks.
and the ever famous
"I take full responsibility"

[TonyBagels]

He puts together the absolute best Best-Of's...Hmmm
He makes sure the replays run smoothly (before being 24 hrs a day)....Hmmm
He gets the listeners the tickets to events well before time...Hmmm
He makes sure the event is set-up well before the doors open, like the boxing ring...Hmmm
He follows up with Wiki to get the new disclaimer...Hmmm
He responds to listeners' emails quickly...Hmmm
He is sure that XM signage and swag is available at events...Hmmm

[patrick187]

He is very consistant. He consistantly lies.

[OtisCampbell]

He always has food ordered up for the studio... uhh, never mind.

Okay...okay, I got it. He leaves material laying around the studio for Johnny to review, how else would we have ever learned about "tummy sticks"!

[Reynolds]

He's great at fucking up pad data. Why on the O&A replays, it shows if the replay is a worst of, and if it's a replay it shows what day the replay is from, R&F just shows 1866ron0fez when you cant even fucking call in. If you do call in after hours, the message says "Catch us live 11am to 2pm". Earl's awesome.

[vegeta]

Earl is really, really good at getting angry really fast, especially when he's faced with his own shortcomings.

[rexdart]

Atleast he's not a pasty red headed albino who plays with puppets on air, gets hives in the sun and a dick hole laceration after fucking his imaginary girlfriend/fiance.

Earl is the best multi tasker I've ever heard on the air. He runs the show while watching a closed caption version of Mike and the Maddog, or Million Dollar Baby, or "takes phone calls" from Washington. He was even proactive once in cancelling the wedding at the Hard Rock the day ESD was out at a funeral.

The pad data is always up to date, even in the replays.

What doesn't Black Earl (aka Darkie Pnemonia) do well?

[Reynolds]

Atleast he's not a pasty red headed albino who plays with puppets on air, gets hives in the sun and a dick hole laceration after fucking his imaginary girlfriend/fiance.

Earl is the best multi tasker I've ever heard on the air. He runs the show while watching a closed caption version of Mike and the Maddog, or Million Dollar Baby, or "takes phone calls" from Washington. He was even proactive once in cancelling the wedding at the Hard Rock the day ESD was out at a funeral.

The pad data is always up to date, even in the replays.

What doesn't Black Earl (aka Darkie Pnemonia) do well?


I'm not sure if this post is sarcastic or I'm on Earth 2 RF.net

[ChimneyFish]

Earl is like a Magic 8 Ball. No matter what you ask him he only has six answers:

"No, I'm making some calls."

"No, we're fresh out."

"No, it's on the tip of my tounge."

"No, we can make that happen."

"No, I'm sorry. That was my fault."

"No, this is the first I'm hearing about it."


Someone should make a magic 8 ball soundboard and send it to Ronnie. These could be done with or without lip-smacks.

and the ever famous
"No, I take full responsibility"


Done and done.

[rexdart]

Isnt Earl a magic 8 ball already?

"White People Are So Scared Of Black People"

[SteveInAtl]

At 5:30 i turned on 202 and heard the famous.........this station has techincal diffic. we are aware of the problem and working on it.

Earl what the F did you do!

[Reynolds]

Earl says he had a fantastic weekend, and when asked what he did he says "A whole lot of nothing, slept, and cleaned the apartment" Earl is great at having a fantastic time.

[Tommy 2 Stents]

Earl got 90 great new pictures on his camera this weekend. Oh

[AssHat]

Earl is the absolute best at over-promising and under-delivering.

[nolarat5]

does not push BRCoalition, C mon Earl . HR singing from the heart for his wedding. Then sneak his woman. or lily.

[super turbo death shark]

only having sex with nice normal women of excellent mental health

edit: oops, i meant the opposite