Where Are My Glasses?

[Gvac]

I just took my contacts out and now I want to watch the rest of the hockey game but I can't find my glasses anywhere.

I have my prescription sunglasses, but I don't want to sit in my living room looking like Jack Nicholson.

Do you have any idea where I left my glasses?

[docgoblin]

They're on top of your head.

[WhistlePig]

Did you check the top of your head?

Dammit docgoblin!

[Don Stugots]

in your car?

in your work truck?

in the bathroom?

on the nightstand?

on your head?

[docgoblin]

Did you check the top of your head?

Dammit docgoblin!

You owe me a coke!

[cougarjake13]

I just took my contacts out and now I want to watch the rest of the hockey game but I can't find my glasses anywhere.

I have my prescription sunglasses, but I don't want to sit in my living room looking like Jack Nicholson.

Do you have any idea where I left my glasses?

they're right next to your hat

[sailor]

in your hat?

[cougarjake13]

in your hat?

sorry beat ya

[Bulldogcakes]

Right next to your panties in your PM box.

[JPMNICK]

in the freezer?

under the bathroom sink?

in the vanity?

[sailor]

they're right next to your hat

damn you! i thought that was the obvious answer too!

[J.Clints]

Are you sitting on them?

[Marc with a c]

have you checked behind the dikfore?

[sailor]

have you checked behind the dikfore?

what's a dikfore?

[BoondockSaint]

Next to the AARP monthly newsletter?

[J.Clints]

Next to the AARP monthly newsletter?

:lol:

[cougarjake13]

have you checked behind the dikfore?

what's a dikfore?

that old gag

[Gaia]

Next to the AARP monthly newsletter?

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!








I say they were hidden by the cat, so you will pay more attention to her. Cats like to do that you know.

[JPMNICK]

put your contacts back in to look or you will never find them!

[FezPaul]

the

Dingo

Ate

Your

Glasses

[Gvac]

Next to the AARP monthly newsletter?

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!



Et tu, Gaia?

And I made a brand new sig pic for you.

Now you can forget it. :nono:

[JPMNICK]

the

Dingo

Ate

Your

Glasses

not even a maybe, he is positive about this

[Tall_James]

Perhaps they're by your LifeAlert bracelet.

[Gaia]

Et tu, Gaia?

And I made a brand new sig pic for you.

Now you can forget it. :nono:

IM SORRY!!!!!!!! Come on, you know with the mood im in, if that made me laugh, it HAD to be teh funny!!!!!! Im only human good sir. Contrary to popular belief.

[Gvac]

IM SORRY!!!!!!!! Come on, you know with the mood im in, if that made me laugh, it HAD to be teh funny!!!!!! Im only human good sir. Contrary to popular belief.

Oh, you know I love you!

Here it is -

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/GaiaSig.jpg

[Gaia]

Oh, you know I love you!

Here it is -

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/GaiaSig.jpg

Awwww TITS!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!! Rotation begins NOW!!!!!

[Don Stugots]

Oh, you know I love you!

Here it is -

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/GaiaSig.jpg

i like it.

[Gvac]

Glad you like it Gaia.

You too Stugots.

And I found my glasses. They were down the basement on top of the dryer.

I'm going to put a GPS on those things one day.

[Marc with a c]

lock it up

[Don Stugots]

lock it up

That's Clints' line.

[lleeder]

Now for the next thread "What Did I Need My Glasses For?"

[Gvac]

Now for the next thread "What Did I Need My Glasses For?"

Ding Ding Ding!

Laugh of the night so far.

Thanks lleeder.

[Don Stugots]

Lleeder is on a roll since being banned.

[johnniewalker]

This board deals with old issues. The stamp prices, where's my glasses, and sr's love for Samantha Brown. I don't know if this is what i signed up for.

[Gvac]

This board deals with old issues. The stamp prices, where's my glasses, and sr's love for Samantha Brown. I don't know if this is what i signed up for.

That's the problem with you young punks today...

When I was your age...

[FezPaul]

This board deals with old issues. The stamp prices, where's my glasses, and sr's love for Samantha Brown. I don't know if this is what i signed up for.

What the hell's up with this new music today?

Just sounds like a bunch of racket to me!

Where's the melody?

[A.J.]

This board deals with old issues. The stamp prices, where's my glasses, and sr's love for Samantha Brown. I don't know if this is what i signed up for.

When Gvac starts asking about what model of these he should buy, we'll know the board has hit rock bottom.

http://www.electropedicbeds.com/lark6000_scooter.gif

[Gvac]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/Mad_Old_Man.jpg

[Don Stugots]

"The End Is Near!"

[Tall_James]

I don't understand why the emergency operator keeps referring to Gvac as "Mrs. Fletcher". (http://home.comcast.net/~cheeseeatingbird/fallen2_y.wav)

[FUNKMAN]

found them

http://browndailysqueal.com/archives/wacky-old-man.jpg

:-)