do you have ugly friends?

[SatCam]

do you hang out with ugly people so that when people see you with them, youre the best looking one of the group?

or do you have good looking friends who elevate your status?

please answer in 3-5 paragraphs ...

[Bob Impact]

I have ugly customers.

[RogerPodacter]

I think i might be the ugly one, but nobody ever tells me:(

[sailor]

i hang with the beautiful people to average things out.

[FezPaul]

I have no friends.

[J.Clints]

I have no friends.

im with you

[burrben]

i'm the ugly one. but some people find me funny (i know, "no one on this board") so that's why i have friends. that, and the fact that i always have weed

[sailor]

i'm the ugly one. but some people find me funny (i know, "no one on this board") so that's why i have friends. that, and the fact that i always have weed

no one on this board. oh.

[weekapaugjz]

i'm the ugly one. but some people find me funny (i know, "no one on this board") so that's why i have friends. that, and the fact that i always have weed

i find your posts to be quite humorous. and why don't you stop by my place with some of that good stuff...

[TheGameHHH]

i only hang out with beautiful people and all their friends are beautiful too, as am i......life rules.

[Heather 8]

I am the ugly friend.

One of my friends (who is an aspiring model) has the same first name as me, so others refer to us as "Heather" and "Hotter Heather."

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Im the Fat Friend, but not the ugly one

:king:

[Bulldogcakes]

http://dogexplorer.com/dog_picture/albums/userpics/10006/normal_DSCN0342_60KB.jpg

Guess which category I fall into.

[vjr97]

yes i do. its also cuz im so sexy and i make them look uglier. how ever they pay 4 shit and r reliable. so its good 2 keep a few around

[Landblast]

i work with some beautiful people but their ugly on the inside.

[Death Metal Moe]

I know I'm the worst looking one in my band. It's just a fact.

[reillyluck]

wait until you see my wedding party. :lol:

[J.Clints]

I'm am with out a doubt the ugly one

[reillyluck]

http://dogexplorer.com/dog_picture/albums/userpics/10006/normal_DSCN0342_60KB.jpg

Guess which category I fall into.

the phriend who steals pictures on other websites.:wink:

[Death Metal Moe]

I fucking HATE those stupid "Don't steal our bandwidth" images. People come and go around the fucking internet all day, get over yourselves. Be happy anyone visited your crappy little corner of the net.

Either disable it or live with it.

[FUNKMAN]

I have a face only a mother could love, preferably Naomi Judd

[FezPaul]

U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly (clap clap clap) you ugly (clap clap clap)

[RADIO-SHARK]

?

[Bulldogcakes]

the phriend who steals pictures on other websites.:wink:

I had to find an ugly one. Mine are GORGEOUS!

[RADIO-SHARK]

Ron and Fez are my friends.



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[Friday]

my phriends are hot.
and they all kiss really well.

[Fat_Sunny]

Since He Was Just A Young Lad, Fat's Always Been Attracted To Unattractive People. When He Was In 7th Grade, A One-Eyed Girl Transferred Into His School, And She Was Shunned By Everyone Except For Fat And A Girl Named Candy, Who Also Happened To Be The Most Stunningly Beautiful 7th Grader In The History Of The World. Isn't That Odd?

The Older He's Gotten, The More Fat Has Been Drawn Not Just To Ugly, But To Almost Freakish People. Fat Would Feel Prouder Walking Into A Big Party With The Reptile-Lady From The Circus On His Arm, Than Cindy Crawford.

Sometimes Fat Fascinates Even Himself.

[PapaBear]

When I had friends, they came in all shapes, sizes, and facial configurations.

[Justice4all]

I have a face only a mother could love, preferably Naomi Judd

Or Angelina Jolie

[A.J.]

Birds of a feather....

[ralphbxny]

my phriends are hot.
and they all kiss really well.

(sound of me Hitting the ground)

[ralphbxny]

People always say their is one ugly friend...and I dont think they are ugly...so That means I am the ugly one....damn.

[patsopinion]

Since He Was Just A Young Lad, Fat's Always Been Attracted To Unattractive People. When He Was In 7th Grade, A One-Eyed Girl Transferred Into His School, And She Was Shunned By Everyone Except For Fat And A Girl Named Candy, Who Also Happened To Be The Most Stunningly Beautiful 7th Grader In The History Of The World. Isn't That Odd?

The Older He's Gotten, The More Fat Has Been Drawn Not Just To Ugly, But To Almost Freakish People. Fat Would Feel Prouder Walking Into A Big Party With The Reptile-Lady From The Circus On His Arm, Than Cindy Crawford.

Sometimes Fat Fascinates Even Himself.

is that the cause of the 3rd person ness?


in that case-

pat is the fat guy of the crew, but pat tries to make up for it with asshole comments so the stupid beautiful people will feel like pat is still better then them.

my life is like an episode of south park(cartman) without the moral(and hopefully not kenny dieing(even though he usually does)) at the end.