Screw Free Speech - Lets Save Paris

[Dirtybird12]

SAVE PARIS HILTON!

call anytime and leave a message - 540 -905 - H U L A (4852)


She is beautiful. Jail is for ugly people.
Who cares if she broke the law by drinking and driving?
Who hasn't?

Last time I checked, drunk driving was for cool kids. Who's cooler than Paris Hilton?

She SHOULD be allowed to do anything she wants.
She's a celebrity. Doesnt that mean anything to you people?
She IS above the law.

She can buy the jail if she wanted.

leave her alone.

I love her.


I doubt you will disagree.... BUT if you do -
Call the Cosmic Circus hotline and lettuce know what you think!

540-905 - H U L A (4852)

all calls air on fake radio this weekend.

[Furtherman]

Sorry, but I am fluttered with pure joy that she is going to jail. And yesterday the Governator said he's busy with more important issues than to let her off the hook.

Burn Paris, burn.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Don't forget she's a Socialite, Socialites could Never go to Jail. Its Icky

:king:

[A.J.]

I am SO hoping she gets treated like Linda Blair did in this movie...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/BornInnocent.jpg

[Gvac]

I really wanted to call in but I agree with every word Perry wrote.

[Dirtybird12]

I cant believe people want this beautiful and kind woman to go to jail...
sick world


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[Gaia]

Let's NOT, and say we did.
I hope she gets raped and then shanked in jail.


What?

[JPMNICK]

Let's NOT, and say we did.
I hope she gets raped and then shanked in jail.


What?

girl on girl jail rape is hot

[JustJon]

Can they videotape it in the prison? There's a Paris video I would buy.

[Death Metal Moe]

Fuck Paris. I don't want to save the cunt or the city.

And send Nicole Richie in there with her.

[JesterOfSadness]

Fuck Paris. I don't want to save the cunt or the city.

And send Nicole Richie in there with her.

Burn Paris...burn to the motherlovin' ground.

[Midkiff]

I would kill 20 or 30 guys just for the opportunity to pound her bareback. But then I would throw her back in the cell and not call her.

[Gaia]

I would kill 20 or 30 guys just for the opportunity to pound her bareback. But then I would throw her back in the cell and not call her.

Ewwww........then you would certainly have "The cooties".

[Dirtybird12]

perverts.

ever think the poor girl has a problem and might just need a hug?

[Don Stugots]

ok, i will hug her hairless chicken cutlet all the way to jail.

[Dirtybird12]

thanks!

now she only has to serve 23 days!

we're winning!

keep up the great work!

soon my sweet paris will own the world!

[Midkiff]

Ewwww........then you would certainly have "The cooties".

Yeah, but that's one lay that's worth a trip to the free clinic.

[topless_mike]

i think i'd rather smash out bea arthur than to go near paris.

she deserves a good nut-in-the-eye.

[Team_Ramrod]

hopefully she sneaks a camera in the cell and tapes some broad eating her ass.... goddamn I need to go rub one out.

If they make a tape in there hopefully she's better at mowing down on another chick than she is at giving head. SHe should go to jail for the discrace she calls a hummer...and have you seen how dead she is when dude rails her? fuck that shit! Maybe this will knock her down a peg and make her realize she needs to actually fuck back.

Actually, I'd like to see her in jail...she'd cry herself to sleep every night. Crying chicks are hot!!!!!!!

[Midkiff]

hahaha totally. She was laying there like a zombie.

I would like to see her recreate "Caged Heat."

[King Hippos Bandaid]

They should tape the Simple Life Jail Edition

:king:

[topless_mike]

They should tape the Simple Life Jail Edition

:king:

they probably will, and fox will probably make a fortune off it.

[topless_mike]

should send her skank ass to "tent city" in az.

there, she can work on her tan and her body as she's digging trenches in the az desert.
and she likes to wear pink.

its a win-win.

[Elliot]

Burn Paris...burn to the motherlovin' ground.

Paris is Burning is a great song by Dokken. Lynch rules.