Jerry Falwell DEAD

[Dirtybird12]

i wonder if he fell well

found in office - taken to hospital

story (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18679412/)

[torker]

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[Death Metal Moe]

I try to not be happy when bad things happen to bad people, so I'm just gonna back out of this thread.

[cupcakelove]

I was in Lynchburg a few weeks ago, but I swear I had nothing to do with this. I have witnesses.

[Furtherman]

What, god didn't mention to him in his yearly chat that he is gonna die this year? That's not very nice, lordy.

[FUNKMAN]

holy shitpile batman!

[A.J.]

If Larry Flynt could, I'd bet he'd do a happy dance.

[tupper65]

From CNN breaking news:
Televangelist Jerry Falwell is being given CPR after being found unconcious and taken to a Virginia hospital, Falwell assistant Ron Godwin says

[Freakshow]

Headline News is reporting he's gone to the 900 Ft Jesus in the sky.

[Hottub]

Jerry Falwell DEAD!

[badorties]

i'll believe in heaven if its full of single mothers, homosexuals, femininsts and the ACLU

[Death Metal Moe]

Wow, that was fast. Glad I kept my mouth shut at 1st.

I am the farthers thing from a fan of this man's legacy but I don't think many people deserve to die. I guess it was something sudden if he was just found dead in his office. A guy like that probably isn't alone too long so it must have been something like a severe stroke or maybe a blood vessel in his brain burst.

His horriblely ignorant statements about how God let 9/11 happen because we accept homosexuals and other non-Godly things made me hate him and this changes nothing.

[Death Metal Moe]

i'll believe in heaven if its full of single mothers, homosexuals, femininsts and the ACLU

Don't they all sit next to John Rocker on NYC subways?

[who6489]

Happy, happy, joy, joy!
Happy, happy, joy, joy!

Happy, happy, joy, joy, joy!!!!

LATER DICK!!!

[Furtherman]

Dead?



GOOD.




He poisioned enough people's minds.

[suggums]

i guess god finally decided he had enough lost in translation

[Death Metal Moe]

I guess I'm getting soft in my old age, but I just can't jump for joy when someone I disagree with dies, even a hatemonger like Falwell.

I guess it just makes me think "He was probably somebody's kind grandfather or uncle" and that makes me feel bad for the family.

I couldn't be more happy that the man can't spread his ignorant, hateful speech anymore though. Have to make that clear.

[MrPink]

I'll bet he dies off soon.

Edit: I should really read the other posts first...

[suggums]

I'll bet he dies off soon.

sooner than you think...

[FUNKMAN]

holy shitpile batman!

open mouth, insert foot... :sad:

[LordJezo]

If we could edit our posts you would have been able to update this thread to say he's now dead instead of just unconscious.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8P4V3T00&show_article=1

His death might be the act we need in order to get the editing ban lifted.

[Fat_Sunny]

Maybe It Will Turn Out That They Actually Found Him With His Pants Off, And His Secretary On Her Knees...Just Like The Way They Found The Dead Nelson Rockefeller!

[MrPink]

I got a bunch of buddays at Liberty University (went to Christian high school) so I gotta find out if they get the rest of the week off. Or I can make jokes aboot the guy to them.

[JesterOfSadness]

Weird timing as in my Criminal Law class, we just watched "The People vs. Larry Flynt" and all that jazz. First amendment ahoy.

[Midkiff]

I guess I'm getting soft in my old age, but I just can't jump for joy when someone I disagree with dies, even a hatemonger like Falwell.

I guess it just makes me think "He was probably somebody's kind grandfather or uncle" and that makes me feel bad for the family.

I couldn't be more happy that the man can't spread his ignorant, hateful speech anymore though. Have to make that clear.

You took the words out of my mouth, Moe. I don't wish death on anybody, but this guy was a big problem... and it has become obvious to me that the only way society can change is to just wait for these mouthpieces to die off so people can think on their own. We got a few more to get to.

[EliSnow]

Weird timing as in my Criminal Law class, we just watched "The People vs. Larry Flynt" and all that jazz. First amendment ahoy.

Criminal law or constitutional law?

[FUNKMAN]

in reality we should be happy for the man. he believed in heaven and that was where he was striving to be and he considered it a better place than earth.

whether there's a heaven and is he gonna make it is anybody's guess

[Midkiff]

If there was one, that fucker ain't gettin' in.

[JesterOfSadness]

Criminal law or constitutional law?

Criminal Law class. Don't ask me why though, we were going over First Amendment shit, and in return we got to watch the movie.

"Flynt was embroiled in many legal battles regarding the regulation of pornography and free speech within the United States, especially attacking the Miller v. California (1973) obscenity exception to the First Amendment."

[Justice4all]

I try to not be happy when bad things happen to bad people, so I'm just gonna back out of this thread.

That's ok Moe...I'll take this one!
WOO HOO!
What I would not GIVE to be there when he reaches the gates of heaven. I can see Jesus and St. Peter standing there with their arms crossed and tapping their feet. Just looking at him like a scolded child.

"Jerry?"
"Yes Jesus?"















"You REALLY fucked up the message"

[ralphbxny]

Peace out Jerry!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

RIP (thats a Courtesy from One Human to another)

But in Reaility Falwell was a Jerk, it will be good not to see him Polutting Peoples Minds

:king:

[burrben]

where's your god now?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"Oh what a Hell of a Heaven it's going to be when all those hypocrites assemble there." -- Mark Twain

[Dudeman]

“I join the students, faculty and staff of Liberty University and Americans of all faiths in mourning the loss of Reverend Jerry Falwell,” McCain said in a statement. “Dr. Falwell was a man of distinguished accomplishment who devoted his life to serving his faith and country.


Mitt Romney has also issued a statement:
"An American who built and led a movement based on strong principles and strong faith has left us. He will be greatly missed, but the legacy of his important work will continue through his many ministries where he put his faith into action. Ann and I have had the honor to talk and meet with Reverend Falwell and get to know him as a man of deep personal faith and commitment to helping those around him. He will be forever remembered."

cant wait to hear what bush and cheney say

[Midkiff]

I can't wait to find out where he's getting buried, cuz I'm gonna take a Fez-bedpan dump on his fucking grave.

[Thomas Merton]

in reality we should be happy for the man. he believed in heaven and that was where he was striving to be and he considered it a better place than earth.

whether there's a heaven and is he gonna make it is anybody's guess


I fully plan on getting there and I better not see his flabby mug through the pearly gates. Actually, that would mean I was in hell

If I knew more about these computers I would post a picture of Swaggert crying...

[Doogie]

I wonder if Jerry Fallwell will give a final farewell from beyond the grave to all of us...

[Kevin]

Damn IT!!!!!!!!!


















































No More Direct Missives From God!!!!!

[FUNKMAN]

I fully plan on getting there and I better not see his flabby mug through the pearly gates. Actually, that would mean I was in hell

If I knew more about these computers I would post a picture of Swaggert crying...

http://billdoskoch.blogware.com/images/jimmy_swaggart.jpg

[FezPaul]

I can't wait to find out where he's getting buried, cuz I'm gonna take a Fez-bedpan dump on his fucking grave.

Are you?

[ElSeed]

TMZ has the greatest farewell ever. (http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/15/jerry-falwell-1933-2007/)

[ppanda]

TMZ has the greatest farewell ever. (http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/15/jerry-falwell-1933-2007/)

That is freakin classic.

[Wallower]

Jerry Falwell is on a breathing strike until O&A come back.

[Thomas Merton]

http://billdoskoch.blogware.com/images/jimmy_swaggart.jpg



HA thank you I enjoyed that. Wasnt he a cousin of Clinton? They certainly enjoyed the same taste in skanky southern hos

[Midkiff]

Are you?

Yes.

[SatCam]

joy to the world
falwell is dead
they barbequed his head
but what about the body?
they flushed it down the potty
and round and round it goes.......

[Midkiff]

http://www.havelshouseofhistory.com/Tammy%20Faye0001.jpg

[Judge Smails]

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[scottinnj]

What, god didn't mention to him in his yearly chat that he is gonna die this year? That's not very nice, lordy.
You're getting Falwell and Robertson mixed up. Robertson was told this, but he kept it "close to the vest" knowing a power grab was coming in May......wait and see.

[scottinnj]

http://www.havelshouseofhistory.com/Tammy%20Faye0001.jpg

She's next apparantely.
(spell check please^)

[deliciousV]

My wife and I were in Lynchburg on Sunday night , we had freight to deliver monday morning. We got a room at a Days Inn there, thru the window we could see a giant rock symbol "LU" for Liberty University. I focused on these same rocks to keep from finishing too soon while my wife gave up the baloon knot and later we laughed about sodomy in the sight of the right Reverend Falwell and his church. And now he's dead, coincidence? I think not.

[Snacks]

why would anyone go to Liberty U? You cant drink, have sex, go in the room of the opposite sex ever, its very expensive, strict dress code and Falwell started it. I mean its college its when your suppose to do those things.

I dont even understand how this is considerd a real school.

[AgnosticJihad]

why would anyone go to Liberty U? You cant drink, have sex, go in the room of the opposite sex ever, its very expensive, strict dress code and Falwell started it. I mean its college its when your suppose to do those things.

I dont even understand how this is considerd a real school.

I wasn't aware that it was considered a real school.

[pennington]

My wife and I were in Lynchburg on Sunday night , we had freight to deliver monday morning. We got a room at a Days Inn there, thru the window we could see a giant rock symbol "LU" for Liberty University. I focused on these same rocks to keep from finishing too soon while my wife gave up the baloon knot and later we laughed about sodomy in the sight of the right Reverend Falwell and his church. And now he's dead, coincidence? I think not.

Any pictures?

[deliciousV]

My wife would put a steak knife thru my eye if she even thought I was bringing a camera into the bedroom. All I have are my memories.