*RFW* Enter The Alkinator: Late to the party as usual.

[IrishAlkey]

::RFW is coming out of a commercial...Anthony Puchiello grabs the mic and gets ready to show off his creation to the fans...::

AP: "Welcome!!!...to R!...F!..."

*blaring music cuts him off as he spins around nearly falling off the stage*

<marquee>ONE WHISKEY, ONE SCOTCH AND ONE BEER!!!</marquee>

::crowd ERRUPTS::

*Puchiello stares at the black curtains awaiting some grand entrance... nothing... finally curtains begin to flap around as if someone is trying to come through*

*out stumbles The Alkinator, spilling beer on himself and splashing some on Puchiello*

AP: "Who...in the HELL...are YOUUUUUU?!?!?!?!"

*Alkinator grabs mic and stares at the owner cross-eyed*

Alkinator: "BUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPP!!!!!!"

*the ownner backs his face away horrified...amazed at the balls this guy has, and stunned at how the crowd has taken to his blatant disregard to authority*

*Alkinator raises a hand in the air, grabs a cold one from the air, cracks it open and toasts Puchiello's chest*

*Alkinator turns and stumbles through the curtains as his music blasts again*

<marquee>ONE WHISKEY, ONE SCOTCH AND ONE BEER!!!</marquee>

::crowd ERRUPTS one more time in the biggest pop of the night::






Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!