Any other southern R&F fans?

[Scottyflamingo]

Seems like I am outside of the R&F demo, but damn does the south not getting any choices when it comes to comedy talk radio. It's all a bunch of redneck Nascar crap like Rick and Bubba and John Boy and Billy.

Any other southerners out there? If there are enough of us, I think I can't get Ron to stop calling us hayseeds...

[Kevin]

Clint....

[jennysmurf]

I'm originally from Kentucky. Sorry, dude, as long as Southerners keep doing stupid stuff, we'll always be hayseeds. It's funnier that way, and if anyone can take it, we Southerners can. I think it keeps the universe in balance.

[Reynolds]

From CT, Florida now, yeah you're probably a hayseed.

[Dan G]

I lived in Tampa during the Ron & Ron years and listened to them every morning until September 1997 when that show ended.
I listened online during the WNEW and WJFK era and became an XM subscriber a couple days before they joined.
Now I live in Louisville, KY and listen to both the XM and FM shows every day.

[jennysmurf]

I lived in Tampa during the Ron & Ron years and listened to them every morning until September 1997 when that show ended.
I listened online during the WNEW and WJFK era and became an XM subscriber a couple days before they joined.
Now I live in Louisville, KY and listen to both the XM and FM shows every day.

See? Now that's dedication! Ain't nuthin' hayseed about that!

[Texasfan]

south of Houston here. R&F are the best thing i've found since phil hendrie left radio.

[Bama]

This thread brings back memories!

I haven't heard Rick and Bubba in years. God, they were a special kind of suck.

I think my dad still listens to John Boy and Billy. They were all right from what I remember. Robert D. Raiford was pretty cool I think. He was always pissed off.

[Friday]

Scott From GA is .... er... from Georgia

and he has great taste in chicks! (esp that cute kid of his!)
lol

[waltermitty]

Atlanta GA

[Wallower]

I guess I have to answer the roll call.

[MC5]

a Hebrew hayseed.... from Florence, AL

[cupcakelove]

I was born, and at least for the moment, still live in VA. I guess that makes me guilty of being a southerner.

[DonInNC]

It's all a bunch of redneck Nascar crap like Rick and Bubba and John Boy and Billy.



I live in John Boy's, or maybe it's Billy's, hometown. How southern is that?!?

[Fezticle98]

I was born in VA, live there now, but I don't consider myself a southerner. I don't really know where I fit in.

Used to listen to John Boy and Billy for a few months on my shower radio and 5 min drive to work before I had XM. They were ok, but I was only half awake. Robert D. Raiford was the definition of cantankerous old man.

[ScottFromGA]

Scott From GA is .... er... from Georgia

and he has great taste in chicks! (esp that cute kid of his!)
lol

effective today, Friday (if willing) can be my Spokeswoman and Godmother of my baby girl.

any questions must be approved by HER and ONLY HER, plus....she's got a mean middle finger, SO BEWARE!!!!

:king:

[cupcakelove]

I was born in VA, live there now, but I don't consider myself a southerner. I don't really know where I fit in.

Used to listen to John Boy and Billy for a few months on my shower radio and 5 min drive to work before I had XM. They were ok, but I was only half awake. Robert D. Raiford was the definition of cantankerous old man.

Just accept it, you're a southerner!! Actually, I think the fact that you're a military kid saved you from picking up somewhat of an accent, like I've been told I have. I don't really hear it, but my Baltimore native girlfriend swears I have one.

[torker]

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[BrentfromTN1]

I am in the Nashville, TN area.

[Fezticle98]

Just accept it, you're a southerner!! Actually, I think the fact that you're a military kid saved you from picking up somewhat of an accent, like I've been told I have. I don't really hear it, but my Baltimore native girlfriend swears I have one.

Alright, I consulted Jeff Foxworthy and it's true, my school fight song was "Dueling Banjos"

[wagenwheel]

North Carolina born and bred. Hain't lived nowhere else.

[Mangoat]

I lived in Tampa during the Ron & Ron years and listened to them every morning until September 1997 when that show ended.
I listened online during the WNEW and WJFK era and became an XM subscriber a couple days before they joined.
Now I live in Louisville, KY and listen to both the XM and FM shows every day.

I'm almost in the same boat. I used to watch Ronnie drive past my office in his yellow Jaguar every day after his shift at WSUN. When they got canned I kinda went into limbo until 1010 AM picked up Ronandfez.com. When 1010 died, I didn't know what happened to them until I heard about the XM move. I picked up an XM immediately after that.

I still live in Tampa, and the terrestrial radio landscape around here is beyond terrible. At least there's NPR :thumbdown:

[torker]

North Carolina born and inbred. Hain't lived nowhere else.

Fixed.

[marius]

born and raised in houston. the closest thing locally we get to talk radio is walton and johnson. i HATE those guys. they make southerners seems like a bunch on inbreeds(which most of them are). and the country music is HORRIBLE. i can wait for my annual trip to NYC in october. i'll check out o&a this time. that is if they are still there.

[UNAgolf]

I was born and raised in Northern AL. I now live in Florence, AL and trust me we deserve to be called hayseeds. If you've ever visited a Wal-mart in Alabama you know why!

p.s. Rick and Bubba suck the fat one

[Golfman]

I lived in Tampa during the Ron & Ron years and listened to them every morning until September 1997 when that show ended.
I listened online during the WNEW and WJFK era and became an XM subscriber a couple days before they joined.
Now I live in Louisville, KY and listen to both the XM and FM shows every day.

Louisvillians Unite!!!!! Nice to have another Budday in town Dango!!!!

[ScottFromGA]

I'm from a lil town outside of Macon, Georgia called Lizella (pronounced Lie-Zella). I never heard of Ron Bennington until the Monsters of the Midday along with RealRadio and Bubba the Love Sponge came to RealRadio 96.5. One of the very first shows I heard was where the Monsters had Ron and the show members come in and talk about the old times. 2 years later after becoming a huge Monster fan, they left the airwaves here but they are on Extreme 152 so I got XM the next day so I could continue to listen to them. Not much longer after that is when O&A came and then I became a fan of them after ClearChannel muffled the Monsters. Ron and Fez always reminded me of Florida radio.....it had the same feel like the RealRadio shows....so it was a natural fit and I love it more and more everyday.

Also...the Monster Webboard use to be just like this one...all the people were big fans, hung out with one another and had a lot of fun.

p.s. - why is it when i go back and read my story, i hate it and wanna delete it?

I suck at telling stories!!!

[Fat_Sunny]

Hey, Fat_Sunny Read Somewhere That The Very Southern Tip Of New Jersey Is Actually Just Below The Mason-Dixon Line, So Fat Would Like To Say To All His Southern Brethren: "Mornin', Y'All !"

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[Fat_Sunny]

Maybe You Shoulda Doled Those Things Out One At A Time!

[coolestdaddy-o]

Birmingham checking in.

[drjoek]

Maybe You Shoulda Doled Those Things Out One At A Time!

I was trying to edit it down and hit post first Sorry

[Wallower]

DRJOEK, your post is the forum equivalent of a trans-am on cinder blocks with grass growing up through the T-Top. Oddly appropriate.

[codenhead]

Mobile Alabama fan here

[El Mudo]

Maryland representing

[J.Clints]

Smyrna Tn Checkin IN

[RichieRich]

Oklahoma City, OK been listening since their first day on XM.

[Landblast]

my neighbors to the south live between Dumfries and Manassass, we call them Dumbasses.

[MinimumWage!]

Elizabethton TN checking in.

[jennysmurf]

Well ain't we just a bucket a cheese grits away from a hoe-down? Or is that ho-down? I never was sure.

[AirJordanJoe]

We got any cheesegrits back there? I'm starvin....

Checkin' in from right outside Charlotte, NC.

[J.Clints]

Elizabethton TN checking in.

Smyrna Tn Checkin IN

DRJOEK, your post is the forum equivalent of a trans-am on cinder blocks with grass growing up through the T-Top. Oddly appropriate.

I am in the Nashville, TN area.

:thumbup:

[cougarjake13]

damn who knew we had that many tennesseans on the board

[Fat_Sunny]

Hey, John Boy, Ain't Y'All Plannin' To Move Out West To Join Yer Kinfolk?!

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[Screw]

I bought XM two years ago and thought O and A were the shit. Then they had their Golden Ticket bit going and that was when Ron and Fez came on board. Now I could care less about O and A. I may catch Mr. B and Fezzie about 30 minutes each day and you know what? For them and them alone my XM subscription is money well spent.

Miss Gail O.

[torker]

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[CosmoK]

""I'm from a lil town outside of Macon, Georgia called Lizella (pronounced Lie-Zella). I never heard of Ron Bennington until the Monsters of the Midday along with RealRadio and Bubba the Love Sponge came to RealRadio 96.5. One of the very first shows I heard was where the Monsters had Ron and the show members come in and talk about the old times. 2 years later after becoming a huge Monster fan, they left the airwaves here but they are on Extreme 152 so I got XM the next day so I could continue to listen to them. Not much longer after that is when O&A came and then I became a fan of them after ClearChannel muffled the Monsters. Ron and Fez always reminded me of Florida radio.....it had the same feel like the RealRadio shows....so it was a natural fit and I love it more and more everyday.""

ScottfromGA-my story exactly. Lived in Macon until 4 years ago, Al now. Used to love the Monsters, bought XM just to hear them. After discovering O and A and R and F, the Monsters seem like amateur hacks. Not to mention almost every sentence of of Russ's mouth is a commercial for something or another. In fact the show has become nothing but a running commercial for whatever promotion they have upcoming.I turned them off a year ago and do not miss them at all. Even on the website, where Russ posts, there is web addresses and phone numbers for every one of his latest ventures, like working out or remodeling his house. Too commercial for my tastes.

[Bossanova]

:thumbup:

C'mon, it was bad enough that I thought my boy was the only one. Clint did you recruit your family to join?

[Fat_Sunny]

C'mon, it was bad enough that I thought my boy was the only one. Clint did you recruit your family to join?




Well, He Got His Sister And His Wife To Join, But That's Only One Person!

[Bossanova]

Well, He Got His Sister And His Wife To Join, But That's Only One Person!

:lol:

[rhymefish]

Mobile Alabama fan here

i'm also in mobile

[Fezticle98]

damn who knew we had that many tennesseans on the board

Tennessee? You're the only ten I see!

[deliciousV]

Southern born and Southern bred, and when I die I'll be southern dead! Proud hayseeds unite.

[SinA]

Athens, Georgia
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[Chainsaw]

NC checking in.....hooooAH!

[sycsix]

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Louisville KY checkin' in...

[thepaulo]

I'm still stuckinfuckin Tampa...maybe this is the year I escape

[Don Stugots]

where would you go?

[thepaulo]

I'm thinking bangor maine....but I've been told to go to baltimore....sigh....there's always peoria

[Don Stugots]

balto might be a good choice.

[Bama]

i'm also in mobile

I'm from Mobile too! We should start a club.

[phillybri76]

Raleighwood, North Carolina reporting here...

[J.Clints]

Jim Norton is in nashville this weekend. I am so excited.

[jennysmurf]

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Louisville KY checkin' in...

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Oh yeah, I went there!

[rexdart]

south of Houston here. R&F are the best thing i've found since phil hendrie left radio.

East Texas & Freeport Texas (Depends on the day of the week as to where I'm working) Checking In. I miss Phile Hendrie as well. XM screwed with him and his schedule too.

I miss O&A even more.

Anyone up for a RF bar party in Houston?

Ron will NEVER stop calling us hayseeds. Its just his way. No need to be offended. Them Yankees think its hip to make fun of middle America.

You'd think after a slice of sweet potato pie, he'd change his mind. Maybe he's seen "Deliverance" too many times.

[rexdart]

damn who knew we had that many tennesseans on the board

I wonder whether theres a pair of shoes between them.

[dr womancheese]

Asheville Nc, originally from the Jersey shore

[J.Clints]

good morning south

[Golfman]

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Oh yeah, I went there!

Nice!!!!! Another L-villian checkin in!

[Swannee]

Black Mountain NC, just east of Asheville

[bigredd]

Seems like I am outside of the R&F demo, but damn does the south not getting any choices when it comes to comedy talk radio. It's all a bunch of redneck Nascar crap like Rick and Bubba and John Boy and Billy.

Any other southerners out there? If there are enough of us, I think I can't get Ron to stop calling us hayseeds...

I'm from Arkansas and listen every day. Hayseed.

Go Hogs! SEC West baseball champs.

[bobrobot]

I'm thinking bangor maine....but I've been told to go to baltimore....sigh....there's always peoria

PAULO, COME TO BALTIMORE & WE CAN GET AN APARTMENT 2GETHER!!!

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[MellySmelly]

[QUOTE=bobogolem;1320798]PAULO, COME TO BALTIMORE & WE CAN GET AN APARTMENT 2GETHER!!!

As long as we all can share one big bed!

[thepaulo]

we can live in the little loft apartment above club paulo

[bobrobot]

we can live in the little loft apartment above club paulo

[QUOTE=bobogolem;1320798]PAULO, COME TO BALTIMORE & WE CAN GET AN APARTMENT 2GETHER!!!

As long as we all can share one big bed!

& we can sleep in a waterbed fulla chocolate pudding w/ red latex sheets, like spoons in a drawer (in our drawers) over top of Club PaulO!!! I am sooo worked up rite now!!!

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[Texasfan]

East Texas & Freeport Texas (Depends on the day of the week as to where I'm working) Checking In.


was in freeport this morning fishing. it sucked, wind wouldn't lay.

[lifeforms]

Yeah I was born in NJ, but I live in GA now. It blows.

[mtnguy]

western north carolina representing strong my friend.
mtn guy

[PCO75]

Richmond, VA or as the cool kids call it, RVA.

[FUNKMAN]

Richmond, VA or as the cool kids call it, RVA.

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RVAYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[PCO75]

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RVAYYYYYYYYYYYY!


I thought that was damn funny.

[FUNKMAN]

I thought that was damn funny.

thanks budday, welcome aboard!

[coopercock]

Seems like I am outside of the R&F demo, but damn does the south not getting any choices when it comes to comedy talk radio. It's all a bunch of redneck Nascar crap like Rick and Bubba and John Boy and Billy.

Any other southerners out there? If there are enough of us, I think I can't get Ron to stop calling us hayseeds...

I'm here for ya budday! I live in Augusta Georgia and have absolutely nothing to listen to. R&F and O&A were the best things that happened to me when I got XM. I am currently without XM in protest of what happened to ONA but I still get my fill of R&F from my audible subscription.

[SmallFry]

This thread brings back memories!

I haven't heard Rick and Bubba in years. God, they were a special kind of suck.

I think my dad still listens to John Boy and Billy. They were all right from what I remember. Robert D. Raiford was pretty cool I think. He was always pissed off.


Your memory must be failing you, or your tastes have changed alot. I turned on JB&B show the 2nd day of Earl's best of fuckup -replay 7 of the day before, and honestly about threw up. "a special kind of suck" doesn't really discribe it. Give me "shock-jockery, or give me ipod!

[SmallFry]

western north carolina representing strong my friend.
mtn guy


Where in W. NC? I'm in Kingsport, TN. I got up and down 26 nearly every day at least once.

[DonInNC]

Your memory must be failing you, or your tastes have changed alot. I turned on JB&B show the 2nd day of Earl's best of fuckup -replay 7 of the day before, and honestly about threw up. "a special kind of suck" doesn't really discribe it. Give me "shock-jockery, or give me ipod!

Yeah, they are Hee Haw radio. Although I'm really going by their TV commercials on that, I haven't listened to the show since 1992. One of the reasons I got XM was so I wouldn't have to hear their dumbass cackling as I was searching through the dial.

[Bama]

It's probably been 10 years since I heard them.

There weren't too many shows available to us back then. It was them, Don and Mike, and Jim Rome.

Everything else was local.

[nolarat5]

Iam in NO. movin to jeffeson old. RF mid day is better than local relief talk I need a break.Ron brings the funny even if I'am a hayseed or ham n egg er.

[J.Clints]

Wait a minute Hayseeds post here?????? Fuck this.

[Bossanova]

Wait a minute Hayseeds post here?????? Fuck this.

After reading some of these, WOW, I now consider Clint a Yank

[J.Clints]

After reading some of these, WOW, I now consider Clint a Yank:clap:




Fucking Hayseeds........Go back to listening to John boy and Billy, Rick and Bubba and my personal fav....Free beer and Hot wings........Hayseeds suck.......

[jwcampbell]

I live in texas and cheer for the raiders does that make me a redneck? who cares I love ron and fez and o and a they are the best thing going thats why I canned my sub to xm its just feel messed up that I cant support ron and fez to support o and a maybe june 15th everything will get better I cant listen to ron and fez in tx.

[bebe]

I'm in Austin, TX.and have not listened to local radio since becoming completely consumed with R&F a few years ago. I actually never really cared that much for radio before anyway.
No one I know round these parts has XM so I come here for the validation.

[J.Clints]

I live in texas and cheer for the raiders does that make me a redneck? who cares I love ron and fez and o and a they are the best thing going thats why I canned my sub to xm its just feel messed up that I cant support ron and fez to support o and a maybe june 15th everything will get better I cant listen to ron and fez in tx.

I'm in Austin, TX.and have not listened to local radio since becoming completely consumed with R&F a few years ago. I actually never really cared that much for radio before anyway.
No one I know round these parts has XM so I come here for the validation.

:bye:

[BeersOnTheBoat]

Denver, NC Checkin' in. North of Charlotte, on the west shore of Lake Norman. 35 years in Saratoga, NY. 7 years down here.

I wanna be Ron Bennington in the next life.....

[jwcampbell]

East Texas & Freeport Texas (Depends on the day of the week as to where I'm working) Checking In. I miss Phile Hendrie as well. XM screwed with him and his schedule too.

I miss O&A even more.

Anyone up for a RF bar party in Houston?

Ron will NEVER stop calling us hayseeds. Its just his way. No need to be offended. Them Yankees think its hip to make fun of middle America.

You'd think after a slice of sweet potato pie, he'd change his mind. Maybe he's seen "Deliverance" too many times.

email me jwcampbell_1@hotmail.com married with kids not a crazy f

[jwcampbell]

I'm in Austin, TX.and have not listened to local radio since becoming completely consumed with R&F a few years ago. I actually never really cared that much for radio before anyway.
No one I know round these parts has XM so I come here for the validation.

I love 202 and willlie said a skeleton walks into a bar and says give me a beer and a mop.

[jclyon]

I'm from Chattanooga, TN and listen daily. I find Ronnie's idea of southerns funny, but mostly dead on.

[SmallFry]

Originally Posted by MinimumWage!
Elizabethton TN checking in.

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Originally Posted by JohnBoy"Clints"
Smyrna Tn Checkin IN

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Originally Posted by Wallower
DRJOEK, your post is the forum equivalent of a trans-am on cinder blocks with grass growing up through the T-Top. Oddly appropriate.


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Originally Posted by BrentfromTN1
I am in the Nashville, TN area.

:thumbup:

Kingsport, TN here.

[SmallFry]

:clap:




Fucking Hayseeds........Go back to listening to John boy and Billy, Rick and Bubba and my personal fav....Free beer and Hot wings........Hayseeds suck.......

Since you mentioned 'shock jocks, Johnboy and Billy, I say, "ah-ooha ooha ooha! Ah me..."

I fucking hated those two before I even discovered O&A or R&F.

[SmallFry]

Yeah, they are Hee Haw radio. Although I'm really going by their TV commercials on that, I haven't listened to the show since 1992. One of the reasons I got XM was so I wouldn't have to hear their dumbass cackling as I was searching through the dial.

They used to have Bob & Tom here. Now that I have choices, Both shows suck, but the fucking renecks here booted something resembling funny (B&T) and kept JB&B. At least they did have Imus on a high powered 5 watt AM station. "did".

[wireman]

Just south of Wilmington, NC and a bit north of Myrtle Beach, SC. Been here all my life. Managed to get my diploma from high school in only 12 years, but people don't consider me "uppity". Also managed to marry a gal that ain't my sister. But hell, that was easy; I ain't got no sister.

[wireman]

Shit. Meant to say I got my diploma in only 12 years. Only had 4 years of high school. I sure helped destroy another southern stereotype didn't I? Where did I put my fucking balloon and cotton candy? I'm hittin' the midway...

[J.Clints]

Just south of Wilmington, NC and a bit north of Myrtle Beach, SC. Been here all my life. Managed to get my diploma from high school in only 12 years, but people don't consider me "uppity". Also managed to marry a gal that ain't my sister. But hell, that was easy; I ain't got no sister.

Shit. Meant to say I got my diploma in only 12 years. Only had 4 years of high school. I sure helped destroy another southern stereotype didn't I? Where did I put my fucking balloon and cotton candy? I'm hittin' the midway...

Anger Issues?

[wireman]

No anger at all. Was actually trying for "funny". Kinda proud that I got noitced by a Super Poster though.

[Hepcat22]

I've had my XM radio subscription since June, 2002. I take it everywhere I go and I do mean everywhere. When I check into hotels I ask for south facing windows etc.

I was looking around for good talk shows after Phil Hendrie went off and got hooked on Ron & Fez because they went so long before taking breaks. Wonderful show. Can't miss it now.

[J.Clints]

No anger at all. Was actually trying for "funny". Kinda proud that I got noticed by a Super Poster though.

I ain't nothing trust me and just ask anyone here.

[xample]

New to the msg board..not to the show though..

Although, I'm originally from NJ, I've lived in Kentucky for nearly 5 years now.. and am a fan of the show

Trying to spread the R&F love while I'm down here...

[RoyMunson]

Iam in NO. movin to jeffeson old. RF mid day is better than local relief talk I need a break.Ron brings the funny even if I'am a hayseed or ham n egg er.

i'm in new orleans also..

[jimsboobs]

Born in North Al, in the Big Chocolate for the last 16 years. I love the hayseed stuff. At least I don't have to freeze in the winter..but there is the whole tornado and hurricane thing.

[drhester]

Southern Fan Here

[Scottyflamingo]

The best part is I can rip off Ronnie's material and my friend's think I'm a comic genius. :)

[J.Clints]

The best part is I can rip off Ronnie's material and my friend's think I'm a comic genius. :)

Dont come to TN....I do the same.

[Landblast]

The best part is I can rip off Ronnie's material and my friend's think I'm a comic genius. :)

Dont come to TN....I do the same.

that's hilarious.

[samnyc]

any other folks here from Richmond, VA?

[Scottyflamingo]

Dont come to TN....I do the same.

Ok, you get TN, I get Bama. Anyone wanna call Georgia or the Carolinas?

[Hepcat22]

Ok, you get TN, I get Bama. Anyone wanna call Georgia or the Carolinas?

I do it all the time here in Georgia.

[Guy Compton]

Mississippi born and (surprisingly not in-) bred.

[DonInNC]

Ok, you get TN, I get Bama. Anyone wanna call Georgia or the Carolinas?


I'm always starting the "beating up nine year olds" and "batman vs superman" conversations, just to steal Ron's lines.

[DonInNC]

When I check into hotels I ask for south facing windows etc.



I do the same. I've turned down upgrades to rooms with exec club access for a room with a south facing window.

[Vader2112]

I'm a Fezzie lovin' Floridian.

[J.Clints]

I'm a Fezzie lovin' Floridian.

So you mean GAY? :lol:

[Vader2112]

Any other Florida transpalnts out there?

[Vader2112]

No...not that there's anything wrong with that. (I can't beleive I quoted that F'in sshow)

[Vader2112]

So you mean GAY? :lol:

I guess that is what you meant last week by posting a few bombs?

[Scottyflamingo]

I'm always starting the "beating up nine year olds" and "batman vs superman" conversations, just to steal Ron's lines.

I've done this at dinner several times and the people ALWAYS say

"One at a time or all at once?"

[Crispy123]

Any other Florida transpalnts out there?

Daytona Beach, debut of the Ron & Fez Experience budday!

*Face*

[J.Clints]

Were have all my Hayseeds been?

[mr.smokepants]

Seems like I am outside of the R&F demo, but damn does the south not getting any choices when it comes to comedy talk radio. It's all a bunch of redneck Nascar crap like Rick and Bubba and John Boy and Billy.

Any other southerners out there? If there are enough of us, I think I can't get Ron to stop calling us hayseeds...

I'm a southerner too....Southern Canada though. You're not all hayseeds, and we aren't all a bunch of beer drinking hockey players (although I used to drink beer and still play hockey, just like almost everyone I know....ok bad example.)

It seems Ron really takes a lot of bites out of the south. To us non-hayseeds, we find it hilarious. In fact, Ron and Fez (and to a greater extent Opie and Anthony) bust on Canadians from time to time. I take it as a compliment. We just let it roll off our backs. Fez is a Southerner himself...albeit a convert to the northern ideas...except when drunk and discussing race issues (great gag).

My advice, take it as a fun poke at your stereotypes! You might not eat sowbelly and grits every morning, but I bet one of your neighbors does!

Ya'll have a nice day.

[mr.smokepants]

Dont come to TN....I do the same.

Don't come to Nova Scotia either.....I've used "I'm a fucking adult...A candy bar won;t solve my problems....I need sedatives." at least 20 times. Stealing from Ronnie makes immature, moronic twits like me with no timing and intelligence an office hero.

[J.Clints]

Don't come to Nova Scotia either.....I've used "I'm a fucking adult...A candy bar won;t solve my problems....I need sedatives." at least 20 times. Stealing from Ronnie makes immature, moronic twits like me with no timing and intelligence an office hero.

To be honest we all do it.

[ScottFromGA]

""I'm from a lil town outside of Macon, Georgia called Lizella (pronounced Lie-Zella). I never heard of Ron Bennington until the Monsters of the Midday along with RealRadio and Bubba the Love Sponge came to RealRadio 96.5. One of the very first shows I heard was where the Monsters had Ron and the show members come in and talk about the old times. 2 years later after becoming a huge Monster fan, they left the airwaves here but they are on Extreme 152 so I got XM the next day so I could continue to listen to them. Not much longer after that is when O&A came and then I became a fan of them after ClearChannel muffled the Monsters. Ron and Fez always reminded me of Florida radio.....it had the same feel like the RealRadio shows....so it was a natural fit and I love it more and more everyday.""

ScottfromGA-my story exactly. Lived in Macon until 4 years ago, Al now. Used to love the Monsters, bought XM just to hear them. After discovering O and A and R and F, the Monsters seem like amateur hacks. Not to mention almost every sentence of of Russ's mouth is a commercial for something or another. In fact the show has become nothing but a running commercial for whatever promotion they have upcoming.I turned them off a year ago and do not miss them at all. Even on the website, where Russ posts, there is web addresses and phone numbers for every one of his latest ventures, like working out or remodeling his house. Too commercial for my tastes.

I still listen to show the when Russ is on one of his million vacations. The "Dirty Jim Hosts" shows are so much smoother and compelling. DJ doesn't constantly namedrop and talk about how much he can benchpress. For the love of God, he doesn't talk about his wife every 3 minutes......

But all in all, I'd still go to a MONSTER concert anyday of the week...that shit is FUN.

[led37zep]

I just spent a week in North Carolina...AND I checked rf.net while I was there. Does that count? I just want to be part of the group!

[RoyMunson]

From New Orleans and lived in Mobile,AL for 4 years. There is nothing like Southern Women!!

[KISSjunky]

Born in Miami, now live in Maryville, TN.

Ron and Fez fan since YNF/DIZ days.

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[cougarjake13]

Born in Miami, now live in Maryville, TN.

Ron and Fez fan since YNF/DIZ days.

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so you're a dolphin fan but not a hurricane fan ???

[cougarjake13]

Any other Florida transpalnts out there?

yep

[J.Clints]

Born in Miami, now live in Maryville, TN.

Ron and Fez fan since YNF/DIZ days.

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phuck the vols

[KISSjunky]

'canes rock & gators are damn good too... I liked UCF when Daunte Culpepper was there. Just been a VOL fan since childhood. They're exciting to watch... lots of classic rivalries... basketball & football. B-ball team will be tough this year, football team needs some help.

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