anyone else piss in a bottle???

[Dirtybird11]

ya ever been on the road and have to piss?
gatorade bottle to the rescue!

or is it just me?


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[TheGameHHH]

Perrynoid it isn't just you that does something like that. Here's a great story for all of you:
CovDiesel (new member to the board) and I were on our way to the WWF Royle Rumble 2 years ago at MSG. Well, we decided to get loaded beforehand and take the train into Penn Station. So we got to Morristown and began boozin. Well like an hour later we were pretty drunk and it was time for the train to arrive. So we took a quick piss to relieve ourselves before the ride, and stuffed 2 beers each in our pockets for the hour ride to Penn. Well we poured the beers into the cups we had and downed them in like 10 min. Now this was one of my first times on a train and I didn't know there were bathrooms on board. So after I finished my beers I had to piss soooo badly, but I figured I would have to hold it until we got to the Garden. About 40 min. into the ride I couldn't hold it anymore and I thought the only way I would be able to piss was into the 2 cups we had on the train. I sat on the inside, told Diesel to face the other way to block me, and I began pissing into my cup. Well, it began filling rather quickly and I found myself in a situation like Jim Carerry in Dumb and Dumber. I asked Diesel for his cup and at first he said no, but then realized I was in quite a jam, so he gave it to me. Well I had to switch the cups quickly so I figured I would quickly hold my piss while I switched cups. Well in the middle of the switch I couldn't hold it anymore and my piss began going everywhere and all over my pants. Well, I managed to regain my aim and begin pissing into the new empty cup and I finished. The worst part was walking of the train in Penn Station with two cups full of piss and my pants being soaked from my own piss. All this, and there turned out to be bathrooms on the train the whole time. Diesel though was a better man than I, and he was able to hold his piss until we got to a bathroom at Penn Station. But to answer your question Perrynoid, I too have pissed into a cup/bottle.

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[IrishAlkey]

This is funny. I've done it many times, sometimes without even pulling over. Biggy size fast food cups work great too.

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[CovDiesel]

Ok...Here's my version of the Game's story.

So, the Game and I were effing trashed in Morristown New Jersey. We went across the street to get food and we picked up cups there. Between the two of us we had nearly finished a case of beer in about an hour and it was time to get on the train... so we picked up the remaining beers and put them in our pockets. We pissed to relieve our immediate pain from standing up... you real drinkers know what that pain is... and we entered the train.

This drunken state is one that has yet to be paralleled. We had to piss after we finished our respective set of beers. So I asked the Game if he had to piss and I was going to just go to the bathroom, but he told me he had to piss and it sucked there were no bathrooms on the train. Guess what... there were.

So the Game proceeds to piss all over himself and I felt like my testicles were going to bust I had to piss so bad.

We got off the train and I thought my body was going to shrivel up. But we got to the Garden and Tazz debuted beating your olympic hero and mine... And I started the "WE WANT TAZZ" chant... you damn right.

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-Diesel

[Noellevious]

It must be fun to have a penis. ;-)

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[Gvac]

It must be fun to have a penis.
You have no idea!



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I knew a bunch of guys in college who did that instead of making the "long" trip to the bathroom at the end of the hallway. I hated going to their room.

One time I "caught" my dad peeing into an empty oj bottle while he was taking an important call. I've been scarred for life. I was really young!!


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[IrishAlkey]

It must be fun to have a penis.

I gotta one with very low mileage. Wanna borrow it?


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[Sheeplovr]

I peed in a bottle in the basment just so i didnt have to walk up stairs and i left it down stairs and wrot dont drink pee and then my brtohewr threw it out sides and its still there that was last march

and my freind luke peed in a shampoo bottle and its still there but its been used so thats kinda gross

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[Charlie The Drops Kid]

Funny, this topic title caught my eye because, ironically, im doing it right now.

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[The Belcher]

When I was in junior high school in the Bronx, and about 12 years old, I decided to "get" a teacher back by filling a 2 liter bottle of piss at home and bring it to school and somehow get it all over him. Night after night I pissed and pissed. Finally, it was full. I brought it to school and put it in my gym locker for about 3 weeks before I figured out what to do with it. My plan was beautiful. I affixed a blockbuster (for those of you in the mid-east, it's about a 1/4 stick of dynamite and goes boom really loud) to the side of the bottle late one afternoon, added a cigarette to the fuse as a timer, placed the thing on the teacher's windowsill, and walked about a block away. Then I walked back because I forgot to light it. Then I walked away again. The thing blew a nice big hole in the window & frame, and covered the a-hole's desk, books, papers, etc. with my disgusting mess. A few years later in high school, I was going to do the same thing to someone else, and night after night I peed and peed and filled up 2 bottles. I had to keep them both in the top of my closet, carefully hidden away from thieves and piss-vampires. About 6 years later when I was home visiting my parents, my mother asked me what the hell was in those two seven-up bottles that she threw away that she found in the top of my closet. I guess I forgot the pee. It probably went bad anyway.


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This message was edited by The Belcher on 11-16-01 @ 4:06 AM

[F1Gm3nT]

HELLZ YEAH I"VE PEED IN A BOTTLE SHIT when you gotta go ooooo YOU GOSTA GOOOOOO

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[Lisa Croft]

I guess I'm the only chick that does this. You have no idea how hard it is, especially in a moving car. A few months ago, PanterA and I were coming back from seeing Brother Joe at Bar 9 and I was a drunken mess as usual. I had to pee but we couldn't pull over, so I went in the back of his SUV and found an old Pepsi bottle. I tried pissing in it, but most of it went all over his car, not to mention his jacket and his work clothes. He had no idea until, well, now. Although, that seems a better idea than just going outside the car. A couple weeks ago, we were coming back from the WNEW studio and I had to pee. I went behind PanterA's car but was so drunk that I stumbled backwards and burnt my elbow on the tailpipe. Maybe I should quit drinking.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It probably went bad anyway.


Is pee ever "good"?

A couple of years ago I had to take some sort of hormone test that required me to save my first pee of the day in a gallon jug for 30 days. I had to pee in a cup and *carefully* put it into the gallon jug. I had to keep it in the 'fridge. Thank god I lived alone at the time. That's the closest I've ever come to peeing in a bottle.



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[Sheeplovr]

I hate it in the DR's office and they dont give you a big enough container

like after ti take a half hour to go you fill the bottle or cup and ur still going so it gets all over the place and then you try to whipe it up and there nothign to whip it with

MOM PEE IS ALWAYS GOOD


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[RF Godfather]

Been there, done that.

I p*ssed in places you wouldn't even think to imagine. Maybe I'l tell you guys the story down the line.

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[Jennitalia]

one time i went drinking in the city and took the train home and i had to pee real bad (i wont go on train toilets) and it was about a 20 minute ride from the train station to my house, so i peed in the parking lot behind my car.
and it sucks going to the gynechologist and having to pee in a dixie cup




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[Death Metal Moe]

This is nothing special to me. As a carpenter, we piss in bottles all the time. If you're up on the 18th floor of a buliding, you don't go looking for a bathroom, and you can't go down to the ground in the middle of the day. It's a LONG walk, and those lifts take forever and a day to get to your floor. So you get a bottle, and find a secluded corner. Or maybe you just skip the bottle and piss in the corner. Whatever works. Sucks to be the guy working in that corner next though.

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[The Belcher]

HA HA HA!! YOU CONSTRUCTION GUYS ARE A RIOT!! I was working in a hotel last year when I watched a staff engineer have to replace a lightbulb in an elevator right after the construction guys just repanelled the whole thing, and when the poor engineer moved the roof panel for some reason---he reached inside to pull himself up and dragged a giant coffee-cup full of fresh pee-pee all over himself onto his face, neck, mouth, and entire body. This was how I learned to curse in Spanish.

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