Wednesday May 23rd...My divorce hearing!

[JerseyRich]

Ding dong the witch dead!

Next Wednesday, my divorce hearing is up in the County of Union, New Jersey. A year and a month (almost to the day) after I got married, this roller coaster ride will finally be over.

I'll be posting a "Celebrate JerseyRich's Divorce" thread in the Lounge, but just wanted to let some of you buddays know that the date of my freedom is fast approaching.

[Don Stugots]

ah, what a great day. there is nothing like getting your freedom back. good for you man.

[cupcakelove]

Congrats!!

[reillyluck]

WOOOOOOO!!!!!! Congrats Rich!!!

[ralphbxny]

Congrats!!!

My parents were married 9-11-68 and divorced 2-14-97.

Those dates are truley Ironic now!

[Mike Teacher]

the chick you introduced me that time you were playing the stone pony ??

[Jujubees2]

ah, what a great day. there is nothing like getting your freedom back. good for you man.

Yeah, but what price freedom?

[Doogie]

Ill be on my way to Florida on that day. Ill bring ya back something nice from America's home of the Chad

[Justice4all]

Hey Rich, believe it or not I had no idea until recently you were in the middle of a divorce!

You are a good man, so you deserve to have all bullshit shed from your life. I know exactly how you feel, because I went through the same thing.

good luck buddy! Let us know when we can take you out for celebritory drinks!

[Gaia]

I had no clue Rich!! I hope all turns out well.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

maybe Glenwood can perform an Anti Ex Wife song, ig you dont already have one, congrats to freedom


:king:

[JerseyRich]

the chick you introduced me that time you were playing the stone pony ??

Yessir! That's the one.

[Gvac]

I can't wait.

Now we can finally date without guilt.

[Don Stugots]

I can't wait.

Now we can finally date without guilt.

one day all of us will.

[JerseyRich]

one day all of us will.

I'm telling Regina!

[Tall_James]

I'll be coming down for the hearing and will be cheering you on in the courthouse with a pint in hand!

I never miss a Jersey Rich show!

[Tall_James]

I can't wait.

Now we can finally date without guilt.

Ugh. The love that dare not speak its name has spoken.

[Don Stugots]

one day all of us will.

I'm telling Regina!

she knows all too well of my desire for GVAC. she knows how i long to make him his 5 pots of Sunday morning coffee.

[Gvac]

Ugh. The love that dare not speak its name has spoken.

Oh Jimbo! You're so adorable when you're jealous! :wub:

she knows all too well of my desire for GVAC. she knows how i long to make him his 5 pots of Sunday morning coffee.

Where have you been all my life big boy? :wub:

[Don Stugots]

Where have you been all my life big boy? :wub:

shopping for panties.

[DarkHippie]

she knows all too well of my desire for GVAC. she knows how i long to make him his 5 pots of Sunday morning coffee.

nothing like waking up with a big mug of mud. And coffee too

[EffMeBoobs]

Ding Dong the Robot is Dead!!!! Congrats Rich!!

[furie]

don't let her get the bass in the divorce!

[JerseyRich]

don't let her get the bass in the divorce!

She gets nothing, and she'll like it!


She did get a toaster and my electric water kettle that I'm a little bitter about.

[Hottub]

You know...

I was about to give you a big congrats shout, then you brought up the tea kettle.

Man Up, you pasty bastard!

Just kidding, Bud. All the best to you! Sláinte

[Friday]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

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[Tenbatsuzen]

She gets nothing, and she'll like it!


She did get a toaster and my electric water kettle that I'm a little bitter about.

Am I allowed to make jokes here? Because I do have a few. Mainly about her.

[JerseyRich]

Am I allowed to make jokes here? Because I do have a few. Mainly about her.

You're too much of a greenhorn newlywed to make angry jokes about women.

PM me if you feel they are funny.
And we will laugh and laugh and laugh.

[grlNIN]

You're too much of a greenhorn newlywed to make angry jokes about women.

You were married for a year...


what went wrong?

[JerseyRich]

You were married for a year...


what went wrong?

My wife is a lying whore. That's what went wrong.

[Don Stugots]

and he is angry about one bit!

dont worry about the first marriage tanking. my first one lasted 5 months.

[JerseyRich]

and he is angry about one bit!

dont worry about the first marriage tanking. my first one lasted 5 months.

Quitter.

[Don Stugots]

more like "tosser":

me: hi, know how you havent been here for a week?
her: yeah
me: know how your clothes were all here?
her: yeah
me: know how the trash pick up is saturday morning?
her: yeah
me: you might want to be at the curb before the truck comes.
her: why? oh no you didnt do that?
me: and then some.

[JerseyRich]

more like "tosser":

me: hi, know how you havent been here for a week?
her: yeah
me: know how your clothes were all here?
her: yeah
me: know how the trash pick up is saturday morning?
her: yeah
me: you might want to be at the curb before the truck comes.
her: why? oh no you didnt do that?
me: and then some.

You are hardcore, my friend.

[Justice4all]

My wife is a lying whore. That's what went wrong.

NICE!and don't you mean EX wife?:thumbup:

[JerseyRich]

NICE!and don't you mean EX wife?:thumbup:

Not til Wednesday May 23rd!

[Justice4all]

Not til Wednesday May 23rd!

Rich, when I was seperated from MY ex-bitch I called her the ex for almost the entire time.
never too early to already classify her as the ex-cuntrag/asshole/bitch/trogolidyte/hobgoblin/whore....take your pick!

[JerseyRich]

Rich, when I was seperated from MY ex-bitch I called her the ex for almost the entire time.
never too early to already classify her as the ex-cuntrag/asshole/bitch/trogolidyte/hobgoblin/whore....take your pick!

Just my ex will do for now.

[Tall_James]

and he is angry about one bit!

dont worry about the first marriage tanking. my first one lasted 5 months.

As Sinatra said..."Love is lovelier, the second time around"

[Don Stugots]

and he is angry about one bit!

dont worry about the first marriage tanking. my first one lasted 5 months.

As Sinatra said..."Love is lovelier, the second time around"

well, #2 wasnt much better. Third time is a charm.

[Tall_James]

well, #2 wasnt much better. Third time is a charm.

Sorry about that. Glad to hear you hit one out of the park on the third pitch.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Sorry about that. Glad to hear you hit one out of the park on the third pitch.

Kind of like Steve Balboni.

[Tenbatsuzen]

You were married for a year...


what went wrong?

And he STILL doesn't hold the RF.net short marriage record!

BTW, I was with Liz for 4 1/2 years, and we were living together for 3 1/2. To be honest, it really doesn't feel any different than an extra piece of jewelry.

[Don Stugots]

And he STILL doesn't hold the RF.net short marriage record!

BTW, I was with Liz for 4 1/2 years, and we were living together for 3 1/2. To be honest, it really doesn't feel any different than an extra piece of jewelry.

i told you that. getting married is for the women's sake. honestly, i love Regina with all my heart and soul, but i didnt care if we got married or not. she is the person i want to spend the rest of my life with and i didnt need a wedding ring (which i only wear when we go out) or a certificate to feel that way.

[Tenbatsuzen]

i told you that. getting married is for the women's sake. honestly, i love Regina with all my heart and soul, but i didnt care if we got married or not. she is the person i want to spend the rest of my life with and i didnt need a wedding ring (which i only wear when we go out) or a certificate to feel that way.

Actually, we got married because 1) we want to have kids and 2) we wanted to throw a killer pary. Plus Liz's grandparents wouldn't talk to me until we were officially not living in sin anymore.

We still haven't told them I'm a Jew yet.

[PapaBear]

Just my ex will do for now.
I've reduced mine to two letters and a number...

ex 1. and ex 2.

[Don Stugots]

Actually, we got married because 1) we want to have kids and 2) we wanted to throw a killer pary. Plus Liz's grandparents wouldn't talk to me until we were officially not living in sin anymore.

We still haven't told them I'm a Jew yet.

ok, so we differ on our core principles. If (not when since we both hate the thought of) we were to have kids one day, again, it wouldnt matter to me if we were married on paper or not. she would still be my wife and our kids would still be the product of our relationship.

I've reduced mine to two letters and a number...

ex 1. and ex 2.

same here.

[Tall_James]

We still haven't told them I'm a Jew yet.

"Grandma? Remember how you told me that I don't have any Jew in me? Well, I do now!"

And that's how it should be done.

[JerseyRich]

"Grandma? Remember how you told me that I don't have any Jew in me? Well, I do now!"

And that's how it should be done.

Let's bring the focus back to me! It's all about ME damnit!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Let's bring the focus back to me! It's all about ME damnit!

I thought it was about your future ex-wife whose smile looks like a burn victim after plastic surgery...

[JerseyRich]

I thought it was about your future ex-wife whose smile looks like a burn victim after plastic surgery...

I never got a PM from you with that joke!

Shame on you!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I never got a PM from you with that joke!

Shame on you!

that's all I got. the rest are more along the lines of cruel and not funny.

[JerseyRich]

Come and celebrate...This Friday!

Click here! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60138)

[LordJezo]

Are you scared about how much you will be owing her after a year of marriage?

Does NJ have any of that woman gets half no matter what laws?

Will she be suing for a monthly paycheck from you?

[JerseyRich]

Are you scared about how much you will be owing her after a year of marriage?

Does NJ have any of that woman gets half no matter what laws?

Will she be suing for a monthly paycheck from you?

Its an uncontested divorce. We worked out a property settlement agreement beforehand...and that is all done with. We won't be tied to each other at all after Wednesday...No money, no stuff.

Free and clear!

[JerseyRich]

8:30 am Wednesday...

Say a prayer for ol' Rich!

[J.Clints]

8:30 am Wednesday...

Say a prayer for ol' Rich!

Good luck Bro.

[Bossanova]

Good luck Bro.

You just gave him the Opie kiss of death. Nice move.

But serously. Good luck Bro.

And don't get goddam married again

[Don Stugots]

get married 2 more times. it gets better on the third.

[Mike Teacher]

Yessir! That's the one.

Sorry bro; for what it's worth, you band kicked ass.

[Justice4all]

Its an uncontested divorce. We worked out a property settlement agreement beforehand...and that is all done with. We won't be tied to each other at all after Wednesday...No money, no stuff.

Free and clear!

What about an annulment?

and here is my prayer for you: "Dear sweet baby jesus, may our brother and friend Rich walk away from there with a smile on his face, and may his worthless ex wife give birth to septuplets, all mentally retarded. We ask this, in christs name, Amen."

How was that?

[Don Stugots]

annulments are pure bullshit. ever get one? i got two. i had the same priest conduct the exit interview for me. second was even worse. dumb questions. i lied about everything just to make it harder for the chick. all you wrong can be taken away for a donation. i laughed at them.


p.s. good luck bro.

[cupcakelove]

Good luck Rich!

[JerseyRich]

Well.

It's over. In at 9am. Out by 9:15. Why can't they have drive thru divorce court like they have drive thru weddings?

The best thing about the whole day was walking across the street in lovely downtown Elizabeth New Jersey and getting this sweet tattoo!

Hope you like it!
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Thanks for all the well wishes and kind words. I would like to specially thank Justice for his prayer. I too, wish the same thing.

[Don Stugots]

cool! now go out and laid. stop living like a monk like GVAC.

[Mike Teacher]

You da man. Simple as that.

[Mike Teacher]

Gvac's a monk?

My advise to all of you is to start drinking heavily, and then find a woman with a 'Morally Casual Attitude'

I'm pre-med, I know what I'm talking baout.

[JerseyRich]

cool! now go out and laid. stop living like a monk like GVAC.

Well it's part of my plan to spoil his vow.

[Friday]

Free at Last!


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[Fallon]

So are you still JerseyRich or did she take the Rich part?

[JerseyRich]

So are you still JerseyRich or did she take the Rich part?

She wouldn't take my name when we got married and she ain't takin it after we divorce!

[reillyluck]

Congrats, Rich!!!!! Im lovin' the Tattoo!!!!

[Iamnotatool]

She wouldn't take my name when we got married and she ain't takin it after we divorce!


aaaaaaaaand here's your sign.

[JerseyRich]

aaaaaaaaand here's your sign.

Trust me. There were plenty more than that!