"coolest" thing your pet does

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

We have three cats-- they all fetch! You toss their fave mouse toy and they bring it back to you.

I had a hamster that would fall asleep in my hand and grind his teeth.

I also had a chihuahua that would cry if I started whimpering (I caught her masterbating on my dad's bed one time-- when I called her name she stopped, looked at me with *extreme* shame, pulled the sheets/comforter back where she found it, and then hid under the bed).


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[IrishAlkey]

My little doggy brings me his ball and puts it in my lap so I can throw it to him. After an hour of this I get quite tired. LOL. My hamsters don't do many tricks except keep me up all damn night...not like I sleep anyway.

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[Jennitalia]

Doodle (one of my cats)follows me down the driveway when she hears my car, and at night both my cats cuddle into bed with me, they plop down on either side of me and sleep all night. Doo usally ends on my back in the morning.
They both also "talk" to me





"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too!"

[Gwen]

My kitty (the gray one i posted about) also fetches. And she catches bugs and she eats cheez doodles. SHe rules.

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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

[Charlie The Drops Kid]

Two words. Red Rocket. :)

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

They both also "talk" to me


Otis and Lloyd (both male tabbies) talk to me. Lloyd tends to "coo" more, tho.


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[Captain Rooster]

Two words. Red Rocket

My dog too man! ;)



I have a Husky (Coty)...he howls...I LOVE YOU to me when I come home from work..NOICE!

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[Tazz1376]

My dog masturbates. He will sit there with a dumb look on his face with a full red rocket. Sometimes he leaves a small puddle in front of him even though he is fixed.

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Thanks To WWFallon

[Fallon]

My dog has helped me catch mice, he finds them and I wack them to death with a broom.

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[Sheeplovr]

my dog humps my leg and licks my toes at the same time and hes got no balls

my cat licks my hand till i fall asleep then he bits my arm

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POWER AND CHAOS

[WALRUS]

i have a different view on my pets my cat kicks my dogs ass and he looks like a bear cub and my dog he barks in his sleep it's so funny

I am the walrus koo koo ka choo
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[reeshy]

I have a beagle named Annie who will bring her leash over to me when she wants to take a walk. She also will push her dish behind me when I'm late feeding her. Also, in the middle of the night, she'll sneak into my bed and get under the covers with her head on the pillow. What a sight when I wake up!!

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Could Be Me!!

[deckert]

My dog can wash my dishes, but seems to always clog he drain.

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