Zito
05-17-2007, 08:34 AM
I have reason to believe that ESD is trying to murder Fez.
This is not just a conspiracy theory.
The facts:
Dave has found a woman and is going to marry her.
She is a trophy wife- and will not stay with a sideman.
Dave needs to move in and make this the "Ron and Dave" show.
Dave's voice has changed over the past 6 weeks.
His voice used to be very awkward, goofy, and fit his ESD character.
Now his voice is more confident, arrogant, and cocky.
He has been pushing Fez into mental illness- urging Fez to leave the show
and go into a lockdown situation- he says for his own good.
He has also directly imapcted Fez's physical health,
forcing Fez to drink alcohol, eat cheeseburgers, and have another heart attack.
I believe that Dave and Casey have become Natural Born Killers,
and are out to kill or have Fez put away for good, so Dave can move in
and make the big money for his new found trophy.
I also believe he is using a redheaded jedi-mind warp to trick Ron.
Radio Psychic:
Dave will poison or push Fez down a flight of stairs.
MARK MY WORDS.
SAVE FEZ
This is not just a conspiracy theory.
The facts:
Dave has found a woman and is going to marry her.
She is a trophy wife- and will not stay with a sideman.
Dave needs to move in and make this the "Ron and Dave" show.
Dave's voice has changed over the past 6 weeks.
His voice used to be very awkward, goofy, and fit his ESD character.
Now his voice is more confident, arrogant, and cocky.
He has been pushing Fez into mental illness- urging Fez to leave the show
and go into a lockdown situation- he says for his own good.
He has also directly imapcted Fez's physical health,
forcing Fez to drink alcohol, eat cheeseburgers, and have another heart attack.
I believe that Dave and Casey have become Natural Born Killers,
and are out to kill or have Fez put away for good, so Dave can move in
and make the big money for his new found trophy.
I also believe he is using a redheaded jedi-mind warp to trick Ron.
Radio Psychic:
Dave will poison or push Fez down a flight of stairs.
MARK MY WORDS.
SAVE FEZ