40,000 Blowjobs

[Dan G]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/548/taniase6.jpg

I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400,000 new jobs.

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.

www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm (http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm)

[Dougie Brootal]

Signed Up!!

[Judge Smails]

I'm in.

[Don Stugots]

"Finally a Political Ideology I can embrace."

[patsopinion]

do i really want a girl who has had 79 dz in her mouth earlier that day?
oh well
wouldnt be the first time

[Midkiff]

Holy shit, I hope it's real. I am signed up!!!!

The rules and reguations make it sound legit - user brings condom, you can't control depth of penetration, and no more than 5 minutes each for time constraints.


sweet hahahahaha

[Midkiff]

do i really want a girl who has had 79 dz in her mouth earlier that day?
oh well
wouldnt be the first time

They're all wearing raincoats. Fuck it.

I'll vote her for prez, if she could run.

[Marc with a c]

in a row?

[Dougie Brootal]

only 5 minutes?!?! better only bring the 7 oz. steak!

[ChrisTheCop]

Am I wrong, or is there something odd about her right leg?

anywho. I'm in!

[Midkiff]

Just make sure you use the extra sensitive condom, and don't run any batches for a few days.

Seriously, if anybody gets contacted, keep us posted!

[Fat_Sunny]

Am I wrong, or is there something odd about her right leg?

Wow, You're Right. Looks Like She's Got A Stump! Amputee Blow Jobs: Hot!

[Midkiff]

Fine print:

The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio on selected individuals who have requested the Services through this form. Travel and other expenses will be covered by NEE. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is strictly prohibited without written permission. We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

applicants must be 18yrs old or above
condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service
Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

[Crippler]

only 5 minutes?!?! better only bring the 7 oz. steak!

That made me genuinely laugh out loud...well played, sir!

[King Imp]

I got a kick out of this part.

submitting several applications will not result in more blowjobs

[Hottub]

Am I wrong, or is there something odd about her right leg?

anywho. I'm in!

Huh? What? Leg?

Oh yeah. Whatever. Her mouth looks fine.

[MadMatt]

Oooooohhhhhhh. I thought this was going to be a "what/who are they doing now" thread about my ex-wife.

My mistake.


Is it the number you have to give in order to receive a Birthday thread? If so, I better start working now...


:laugh:

[SinA]

I signed up, but I'm pretty sure it's a joke.
Still, I get chicks coming by the house to give me blowjobs all the time, so I wouldn't really get too excited if it turns out to be real.

[Midkiff]

Yeah, I'm not betting on it, but if it happens, I never turn down the opportunity to batch into a hot Euro-chick's mouth.

[mdr55]

Better not be no bait and switch shit.

[JustJon]

And to think, Ciccolina did all her sucking before being voted into the Italian government.

[torker]

That's like 120,000 handjobs or 10,000 rimmies.

[SatCam]

Everybody gets a blowjob!

http://www.kingworld.com/assets/program/sub_image_oprah.jpg

[Midkiff]

Everybody gets a blowjob!

http://www.kingworld.com/assets/program/sub_image_oprah.jpg

hahaha! Everybody check under your chairs! :lol:

[Bulldogcakes]

Wow, what a switch.
Usually when I vote for someone, I'M the one who ends up getting screwed.

[riverofpiss]

What the hell, it can't hurt to sign up.

[torker]

What the hell, it can't hurt to sign up.
You've never been scaled like a fish I'm guessing.

[riverofpiss]

Hopefully she isn't all teeth.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Id read the fine print, before singing up

:king:

[Kevin]

Id read the fine print, before singing up

:king:

I didnt sign, because i know there is a catch.. But where is the fine print??

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I didnt sign, because i know there is a catch.. But where is the fine print??


Im not sure, but When u get a Response, you will see some there, theres always fine print

:king:

[Midkiff]

The fine print just says wash your balls first, use a condom, don't shove your cock down her throat, and cum quick. I can live with that.

Fine print:

The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio on selected individuals who have requested the Services through this form. Travel and other expenses will be covered by NEE. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is strictly prohibited without written permission. We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

applicants must be 18yrs old or above
condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service
Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

[ralphbxny]

I think I am moving to Belgium...and the real fine print...that girl in the pic...is not who gives ya the BJ.

[Midkiff]

I think I am moving to Belgium...and the real fine print...that girl in the pic...is not who gives ya the BJ.

Show me this fine print!!!

Not that I'll turn it down, unless it's a dude...

"The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio"

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x64/cuntburgers/captcock3jh.gif

[Kevin]

Im not sure, but When u get a Response, you will see some there, theres always fine print

:king:

Are they all going to get a visit from Horsepants, insted of that chick??

[sr71blackbird]

Is that a decimal or a comma?

[Midkiff]

Is that a decimal or a comma?

In Europe they do that weird thing... periods for commas, etc....

40.000 = 40,000

[Midkiff]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x64/cuntburgers/bigjesus-is-coming2.jpg

[A.J.]

I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

I don't trust her. She's probably a Belgian waffler.

[cupcakelove]

I love European politics.

[Midkiff]

I don't trust her. She's probably a Belgian waffler.

:lol:

[spadanko]

well yeah.. i'm in

[drjoek]

RUBES

Are you guys the same ones who send money to that guy in Nigeria who keeps writing to you?

[mendyweiss]

Only if I get to go before funwithcorpses

[Team_Ramrod]

I signed up but I think it's a waste....I just creamed in my pants reading the disclaimer.

Fuck it, Maybe I'll go hump my secretary now

[Midkiff]

RUBES

Are you guys the same ones who send money to that guy in Nigeria who keeps writing to you?

It don't cost anything to sign up. Better safe than sorry. If, by some slim chance, it is real, I'm gonna be laughing while I batch in her mouth. I'm gonna be laughing because of the great PM I'll send you afterwards about what you missed. :lol:

I signed up but I think it's a waste....I just creamed in my pants reading the disclaimer.

Fuck it, Maybe I'll go hump my secretary now

Ditto. Totally hot.

[Judge Smails]

The fine print just says wash your balls first, use a condom, don't shove your cock down her throat, and cum quick.



These are no different than the restrictions I'm already living with on a day to day basis. So, what the hell.

[Midkiff]

These are no different than the restrictions I'm already living with on a day to day basis. So, what the hell.

Yeah, really. Chicks love a guy with stamina, until it comes to BJ time - then they expect you to be Quick-draw McGraw.

Sign up! Let's see if we can't get all of rf.net blown!

[Hottub]

You really should sign up. Because if it happens, and you are not on the list, you are going to die with 1 less blowjob. You will never get it back.

[Midkiff]

You really should sign up. Because if it happens, and you are not on the list, you are going to die with 1 less blowjob. You will never get it back.

That's pretty much how I feel about missing a blowjob.

[ralphbxny]

Tania could be code in some language meaning Man who wears all black!!

[drjoek]

Yeah, really. Chicks love a guy with stamina, until it comes to BJ time - then they expect you to be Quick-draw McGraw.

Sign up! Let's see if we can't get all of rf.net blown!

You guys MUST be single Any Married guy knows that women dont provide Blow Jobs after thgey're married So enjoy them while they last Lucky Pricks

[Bulldogcakes]

Yeah, really. Chicks love a guy with stamina, until it comes to BJ time - then they expect you to be Quick-draw McGraw.


Yeah, 5 minutes just isn't enough time get the job done. But then again, what man would turn down any blowjob, ever?

[ralphbxny]

Yeah, 5 minutes just isn't enough time get the job done. But then again, what man would turn down any blowjob, ever?

True... Id help her along just to make her have to clean up!

[Turtle]

80 blowjobs a day. that's fucking great

[deliciousV]

You guys MUST be single Any Married guy knows that women dont provide Blow Jobs after thgey're married So enjoy them while they last Lucky Pricks

You must have married the wrong chick. I told mine from the start that I won't go for any false advertising, I've been married for 23 years and I still get all that was advertised, and then some.

[suggums]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c4/BrandonIronweb.gif

[mikepop]

Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons=No Earl. Sorry Earl thats all I could come up with.

[deliciousV]

the "blowjob" is a link to a video of a cute little Asian girl giving the worst fake head ever. Followed by some Bush bashing. I feel dirty now.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Edit: Nevermind, deliciousV beat me to it

[Team_Ramrod]

Imagine my surprise when I was chosen. Imagine my surprise when it was some Asian chick pretending to give horrible head.
Imagine my fucking surprise when I threw my fucking computer across my office yelling out asian slurs! Imagine my surprise when I realized I work for a company out of China and all the little fellas were looking at me like I was wearing a white sheet.


Fuck Me!

[SinA]

I got mine, and now i'm, giving all of you a blowjob (http://www.movielol.org/performance.php)





i like the part where she talks about condoleezza blowing bush. it's topical

[ralphbxny]

I think this could be one of the best bits ever!!!!!

[Midkiff]

Um, I don't know why you guys got that video. Not to brag, but I met Tania at a hotel, and she blew me with a couple of bodyguards standing by.

[cupcakelove]

I'm pissed.

[deliciousV]

Um, I don't know why you guys got that video. Not to brag, but I met Tania at a hotel, and she blew me with a couple of bodyguards standing by.

did she let you diddle her balls while while "she" blew you?

[Midkiff]

did she let you diddle her balls while while "she" blew you?

I can't divulge details, but I will say there was indeed lots of diddling going on.

[torker]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c4/BrandonIronweb.gif

That made me slap happy.

[Dan G]

I can't divulge details, but I will say there was indeed lots of diddling going on.

That wasn't Tania, that was Bo Diddley.

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/3130/bodiddleybn8.jpg

[deliciousV]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c4/BrandonIronweb.gif

Suggams mocks me with this picture of extreme indifference.

[Judge Smails]

I got this email today:

Hey there, I just wanted to send you all one last mail to thank you and to
respond to everyone asking about the elections here in belgium. NEE got 0.3% but
because of you signing up for the blowjobs parody NEE has become an
internationally known concept. Thanks!

So, what am I doing now? I'm working on a new project, a movie. It's going to be
something very unique and I'm looking for someone to play the role of my sex
partner.

You can find more info, see the video auditions and apply yourself here:
http://www.movielol.com/casting/ (http://www.movielol.com/casting/)

Greets,
Tania


Bullshit! Someone owes me a BJ.