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Judge Smails
05-17-2007, 02:45 PM
I have a 'nad feeling about this. (http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21280788.shtml)
Scottish star Ewan McGregor has been exposed as an avid fan of underwear which helps to "lift and promote" the size of a man's genitals.
The Trainspotting actor is alleged to have placed such a large order with underwear firm AussieBum for their 'Wonderjocks' they were forced to run a check on his financial status.
How many fucking pairs of crotch-stuffed underwear does this guy need? And, how fucking nice of the company to release this information to the press.
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Don Stugots
05-17-2007, 03:28 PM
you do what you got to do. who are we to judge?
reillyluck
05-17-2007, 03:32 PM
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lleeder
05-17-2007, 03:34 PM
I see no problem with this. Whats the joke?
Doogie
05-17-2007, 03:34 PM
Use the force...of the underwear that extends your cock.
TheMojoPin
05-17-2007, 03:36 PM
Given his habit for showing off this twig 'n' berries in his movies, this makes complete and total sense.
reillyluck
05-17-2007, 03:36 PM
I see no problem with this. Whats the joke?
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torker
05-17-2007, 03:37 PM
I can't watch him on the big screen. I get all caught up in his moles.
Death Metal Moe
05-17-2007, 03:38 PM
Fucking weirdo.
Just put them in some boxers and go on your way.
No one gives a shit about your package dude.
Don Stugots
05-17-2007, 03:40 PM
Fucking weirdo.
Just put them in some boxers and go on your way.
No one gives a shit about your package dude.
i think reilly does.
reillyluck
05-17-2007, 03:42 PM
i think reilly does.
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ThePointer
05-17-2007, 04:29 PM
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one must note there is no denial. just affirmation
Don Stugots
05-17-2007, 04:32 PM
one must note there is no denial. just affirmation
she had Alex grow in a beard and she was calling him Obi Wan last summer.
deepinthewoods
05-17-2007, 04:33 PM
Let's hope his new skivvies don't lift AND separate.
reillyluck
05-17-2007, 04:34 PM
she had Alex grow in a beard and she was calling him Obi Wan last summer.
Help me Obi-wan. youre my only hope.
cupcakelove
05-18-2007, 04:01 AM
I have a friend that has told me if he ever gets super rich, he's never going to wear a pair of socks twice. Maybe McGregor is that way about underwear.
Scottish star Ewan McGregor has been exposed as an avid fan of underwear which helps to "lift and promote" the size of a man's genitals.[SIZE=3]
It takes balls to wear something like that.
pennington
05-18-2007, 05:06 AM
He's rich and famous. He should't have any trouble getting companionship.
Have to agree with Judge Smails, though. Real nice of the company to release this information.
Jughead
05-18-2007, 05:17 AM
Waste of cash I just use Toilet paper wadded up...
Midkiff
05-18-2007, 05:26 AM
Seems kinda pointless. I mean, if it DOES work, and you attract a chick due to the large bulge, you're still gonna end up having to take the undies off... and then she's gonna see your pathetic package anyway. If she's the type to give it up for a bulge, she's also the type to laugh at a little dick and leave you hanging.
Dougie Brootal
05-18-2007, 05:39 AM
i think its more of a support thing. i put my cockandballs through the hole in my boxers cuz i cant stand them getting all sweaty and sticking to my leg. its very comfortable. and pleasing to my ladies nose...if ya know what i mean...and i think you do!
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