R&F XM Listening Thread for 5/18/07

[MinimumWage!]

Simon and Simon?
I think he ment Simon & Garfunkle
Dave is an idiot.

[barjockey]

werent Simon and Simon brothers?

[SinA]

Simon and Simon? Does he mean Simon and Garfunkel?

[helterskeletor]

I'm honestly surprised Dave has stretched it this long.

Last board gossip was awesome though.

ESD acts like Earl's annoying younger brother.

[Dougie Brootal]

call in.

cant, im in work. do it for me!!1

[ScottFromGA]

simon and simon....wasnt that one of those shows where the partner was really fat and the other one was a good looking guy?

[ChimneyFish]

Board Gossip sucked balls right out of the gate today.

[MinimumWage!]

Rick and AJ right?

[ralphbxny]

simon and simon I hated that show in the 80s...Really dont like it now...but it fits for him.

[Marc with a c]

fba has a mantown forum?

[JayT]

You have to be 21 to POST!

[ralphbxny]

simon and simon....wasnt that one of those shows where the partner was really fat and the other one was a good looking guy?

yep...I was not a fan...as stated above.

[spankyfrank]

The only thing that could save board gossip is if someone hits dave with a pie and completely throwing him off during the bit

[Cleophus James]

needs to go back to making it up.... Dave been looking a little chunky too.

[ralphbxny]

I am like Ron...not big on the weddings...but I think its my fear of marriage.

[MinimumWage!]

yep...I was not a fan...as stated above.

wasn't that Jake and the fatman?

both brothers Simon were pretty thin.

[JayT]

....or a cowbell

[reillyluck]

cant, im in work. do it for me!!1

Reilly: "yeah, hi. this is reilly. im calling for doug. he said its not true"

Ron: " um. yeah. thanks. (click) 866-ron 0 fez, 866-ron 0 fez"

[Dougie Brootal]

Reilly: "yeah, hi. this is reilly. im calling for doug. he said its not true"

Ron: " um. yeah. thanks. (click) 866-ron 0 fez, 866-ron 0 fez"

yeah right your a celebrity over there. im just some asshole.

[ralphbxny]

wasn't that Jake and the fatman?

both brothers Simon were pretty thin.

I dont remember....but I was not a fan of either show!

[ChimneyFish]

The only thing that could save board gossip is if someone hits dave with a pie and completely throwing him off during the bit

Or a cowbell.
Either or.

[Cleophus James]

Reilly: "yeah, hi. this is reilly. im calling for doug. he said its not true"

Ron: " um. yeah. thanks. (click) 866-ron 0 fez, 866-ron 0 fez"
DO YOUR MAN VOICE!

[MinimumWage!]

wow earl..ouch.

[Lillibaby]

I don't get it...what thread did Ron start that got so many posts?

[barjockey]

http://ia.ec.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/93/45/90/10m.jpg

[burrben]

no earl, dave said "nappy"

[spankyfrank]

Or a cowbell.
Either or.

I was going for a classy old school thing, I mean the cowbell is classic and it works but it pie who doesn't like pie

[reillyluck]

DO YOUR MAN VOICE!

its all phun and games until Fake reilly floats in da river. :devil2:

[spadanko]

simon and simon....wasnt that one of those shows where the partner was really fat and the other one was a good looking guy?


That was jake and the Fat Man...

simon and simon were brothers I think

[MinimumWage!]

Why in the world did earl choose radio as a carrer?
Jesus you think after working in the "buisness" you would be able to anticipate the drops and cues.

[ChimneyFish]

I was going for a classy old school thing, I mean the cowbell is classic and it works but it pie who doesn't like pie

That would be quite hilarious. Ronny out of nowhere with a coconut custard.

[ScottFromGA]

That was jake and the Fat Man...

simon and simon were brothers I think

oh yeahhhhhhhhhhh thats right.....i remember that Family Guy episode where they made fun of Jake and the Fat Man.....

damn 80's super sleuths!!!

[ralphbxny]

Wow Earl is testy

[helterskeletor]

Phone Bill!!


Oh god I can't believe this. Why did he bother bringing it in?

[ralphbxny]

Look on line earl...most companies have all that shit online.

[SinA]

wouldn't it be in his call log on the phone?


Ha! lying or as i call it, "earling"

[Bay Ridge Tim]

Fuckin' Earl is too good to be true. He brought in a useless phone bill and he's proud of it.

[spadanko]

Peanut Hotline.. Hahahahahah

[MinimumWage!]

Either Earl is one of the dumbest people alive, or he is the unluckiest sonofabitch ever.

[helterskeletor]

Wow Earl is testy

EVIL EARL!!!

[Cleophus James]

ASSHOLE caller.. Fez has been on fire since stint 2.

[TonyRoma]

Wouldn't the number be right on earl's cell phone? My cell keeps a record of calls i made up to a couple of months or so.

[ralphbxny]

ASSHOLE caller.. Fez has been on fire since stint 2.

agreed. He sounds great.

[ralphbxny]

Wouldn't the number be right on earl's cell phone? My cell keeps a record of calls i made up to a couple of months or so.

maybe...mine only does the last 20 calls.

[MasterSoySauce]

That guy with the 'no' thing was dead on.

[ScottFromGA]

COCKSUCKER!!! LOL SMASH from EARL!!

[helterskeletor]

I love evil Earl!

[MinimumWage!]

Wouldn't the number be right on earl's cell phone? My cell keeps a record of calls i made up to a couple of months or so.

Earl mentioned that he cleared the log out or the phone did it on its own the other day.

[JayT]

That JT is not me :)

[ScottFromGA]

how long till Earl cracks and 202 is gone?



soon....i feel soon...

[TonyRoma]

Listening to Earl curse gives me the douche chills. It just doesn't sound right.

[Cleophus James]

That JT is not me :)
DOG HOOOOOUUUSSSE?

[spankyfrank]

Looks like Earl and Perrynoid have joined together

[ralphbxny]

Master Po is going to fuck earl up!

[TonyRoma]

EARL VS PO!! I'd pay to see it.

[helterskeletor]

Um Earl is suicidal.

[reillyluck]

um, yeah...Poe, that laugh isnt good phor you.

[JayT]

....snap a neck or two.

LOL

[ralphbxny]

Evil Earl is official!!! Master Po no longer has Earl's back!!

[MinimumWage!]

wow..Po's laugh was creepy.

[feralBoy]

Evil earl is horribly hilarious. It's so awkward.

[MadMatt]

Po's laugh was pretty creepy...

EDIT: Apparently MinimumWage thinks the same thing.

[SinA]

MOOoooooHaaaaaaHAaaaHaaaa
http://www.night-sky.org/~spotty/writing/sesame/count_cl.jpg

[reillyluck]

MOOoooooHaaaaaaHAaaaHaaaa
http://www.night-sky.org/~spotty/writing/sesame/count_cl.jpg

:clap:

one snapped neck. two snapped necks. ah ah ah ah

[ScottFromGA]

Black Earl and Evil Earl, POWERS UNITE!!!

[ralphbxny]

Evil Earl Rules....till Master Po shows up...then its over. Then Stumblin Earl will be back!

[DolaMight]

Did anyone else notice the caller before the shrek caller was footballer Phil Simms, the Dave's a kissass caller.

[MadMatt]

MOOoooooHaaaaaaHAaaaHaaaa
http://www.night-sky.org/~spotty/writing/sesame/count_cl.jpg

No, it's Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh.

This guy says MOOoooooHaaaaaaHAaaaHaaaa

http://practicalenvironmentalist.com/doctor%20evil.bmp

[chili]

Evil Earl wears all white.

[DolaMight]

I'm going to be apt to enjoy extreme sports now that I know I have a spare neck. Summer of Me.

[MinimumWage!]

intercourse with a pourpoise is a dream for me...

[ralphbxny]

No, it's Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh.

This guy says MOOoooooHaaaaaaHAaaaHaaaa

http://practicalenvironmentalist.com/doctor%20evil.bmp

Does this mean we need a little black midget to mimick Earl!!! Anyone know what the Haiti kid is doing? I figure the Midget from Bad Santa is too much money!

[TonyRoma]

Evil Earl wears all white.

He wears all white, does his job well, he's honest, gets laid, and books big guests on a daily basis.

[SinA]

:clap:

one snapped neck. two snapped necks. ah ah ah ah

that's the line. i'm practically crying right now.

[feralBoy]

Goatboy = Satyr?

[ralphbxny]

I am Diggin Evil Earl in a big way!!

[SinA]

He wears all white, does his job well, he's honest, gets laid, and books big guests on a daily basis.

unfortunately, he doesn't know much about music.

[Cleophus James]

Fake Reilly!!!!!!!!!!! Thats a killer bit.

[ralphbxny]

Fake Reilly!!

[reillyluck]

fake Reilly Is An Asshole!!!!

[JayT]

Phone handy? just don't cut off the circulation to your cock!

[AKA]

Fake Reilly laughs like muttly.

[porkchop32]

I like the new Enraged Earl but he needs better come back lines. COME ON BLACK E!

[ralphbxny]

If Earl is now Fake Earl....is the Head producer Title still Al Duke's?

[TonyRoma]

unfortunately, he doesn't know much about music.

but he's great at wiffle ball.

[riverofpiss]

Earl said that he would bring in his cell phone bill to show the boys the # of Fez's psychologist.

[ralphbxny]

If Earl is now Fake Earl....is the Head producer Title still Al Duke's?

I ment Evil Earl...I stink!

[cupcakelove]

I hate those things.

[SinA]

this is the dave shit that annoys me. being contrary for the sake of being contrary.
"some bugs are cute" "when I think of Davinci's art, i think it comes from his hands and not his mind"

horseshit.

[feralBoy]

Silverfish look like they have 2 heads. They are so gross.

[riverofpiss]

I hate centipedes, they creep me out. They're too crawly and wiggly.

[Badinia]

Silverfish look like they have 2 heads. They are so gross.

UGH and DUSTY. Terrible.

[ralphbxny]

Wow in this post imus world and its hate crime!!

[Hottub]

that's the line. i'm practically crying right now.

I second it!

[chili]

The house centipede is the creepiest motherfucking bug in the world.

[spadanko]

Man earl is retarded sometimes

[spankyfrank]

Earl is negotiating is firing

[porkchop32]

Whoa Earl. Put the job and the title ON THE LINE!!!!

[MasterSoySauce]

thats a weird prize.

[spadanko]

wow... east indian cool guy... shut up asshat

[ralphbxny]

Outsource your girlfriend!!

[JayT]

If Earl is the wimp Ron says he is - even it out to a lights-out fight@!!!!

[ralphbxny]

Blowhard!!

[reillyluck]

wow... east indian cool guy... shut up asshat

HAHAHAHA!!! He said "i'll Dhalsim your ass!!!" that was pretty phunny!

[ralphbxny]

Indian Leg Wrestle! I never herd of it.

[Sweet_Ness]

I just want SOMEONE to knock Dave out. He's such a cocktroll

[SUB]

i can't hear ron and fez right now...and im hung over...thought you all might want to know...why? i have no idea

[hammersavage]

I got 50 on the red head...

[ralphbxny]

i can't hear ron and fez right now...and im hung over...thought you all might want to know...why? i have no idea

Not really

[spankyfrank]

I put 20 on earl

[JayT]

Shouldn't they be naked?

[ralphbxny]

if there is a pic it needs to get added to the gay theme thread!

[reillyluck]

i can't hear ron and fez right now...and im hung over...thought you all might want to know...why? i have no idea

lol...thanks phor the sub update!

[Sweet_Ness]

watch them accidentially have sex
LOL

[ImpromptuRob]

Morning Budddddddddys.

Does anyone have the link to HTG on CNN last night?
Can't find it on youtube
THANKS
-R

[comp_atkins]

no homo..

wtf is going on????

[TonyRoma]

my money is on dave, earl will eventually lose and complain that dave cheated.

[Leticia]

Hey buddays! :)

Can't wait to see you guys tonight!

[SUB]

lol...thanks phor the sub update!

for you sir....anytime.

[MadMatt]

Pant-less Indian Leg Wrestling?

Did they get this idea from the movie Bronx Johnny reviewed this week?

[spankyfrank]

I would call in but this is too damn funny

[JayT]

LOL

I called it -

someone get me a pic!

[porkchop32]

When Earl loses he will blame it on not knowing how to do it. Even though Dave doesn;t know how to do this either.

[Sweet_Ness]

Ron should throw ice water on the two of them

[spankyfrank]

Ron should throw ice water on the two of them

Or pie

[reillyluck]

for you sir....anytime.

:laugh:

[Leticia]

my money is on dave, earl will eventually lose and complain that dave cheated.

This is a fact!!
:lol:

[JayT]

Cowbell

[ralphbxny]

I am uncomfortable just listening to two half naked men legs locked.

[TonyRoma]

This is a fact!!
:lol:

only a matter of time.

[ralphbxny]

Was this is Johnny's movie?

[Sweet_Ness]

Or pie

pie then baseballs

[ChimneyFish]

I am uncomfortable just listening to two half naked men legs locked.

Uncomfortable, or turned on????

[porkchop32]

This is why the duel was invented. It takes fifteen minutes to descibe what to do to these two. It's be easy to just give eat a painball gun count out three paces, turn and fire. Winner take all.

[spankyfrank]

pie then baseballs

Just a O&A bukkake video

[SinA]

shouldn't they say "native-american" leg wrestling?

[IMSlacker]

Morning Budddddddddys.

Does anyone have the link to HTG on CNN last night?
Can't find it on youtube
THANKS
-R

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[ralphbxny]

Uncomfortable, or turned on????

Shhh!! Dont sell me out!

[MadMatt]

shouldn't they say "native-american" leg wrestling?

No, they are talking about the Country...

:dry:

[TonyRoma]

shouldn't they say "native-american" leg wrestling?

good call sin. ronnie's in your head man!

[feralBoy]

They should have an earl and dave decathalon, like that old school dan and dave commercial. They can do stupid shit like, this, and arm wrestling. crap like that.

[Sweet_Ness]

I'm waiting for them to start 69'ing

[ralphbxny]

looks like a lamaze class!! LOL:thumbup:

[Dash77]

this sounds so gay

[spadanko]

this is brilliant radio... DAVE WINS!

[reillyluck]

I am uncomfortable just listening to two half naked men legs locked.

uncomfortable or Oddly Hot?

[MadMatt]

They should have an earl and dave decathalon, like that old school dan and dave commercial. They can do stupid shit like, this, and arm wrestling. crap like that.

That is an OUTSTANDING idea! How cool would that be...

[ralphbxny]

uncomfortable or Oddly Hot?

My stiffy is showing even through the Internet!!

[Dudeman]

if you google image "indian leg wrestling" you get a pic of ron's best friend gina gershon

http://www.danger-seekers.com/top5/images/loveagbound.jpg

[ralphbxny]

this sounds so gay

Gay or Funny

[feralBoy]

That is an OUTSTANDING idea! How cool would that be...

Are you being sarcastic, because i'm very emotional today, and if so that hurts.

[drjoek]

The two of them are beyond out of shape!!

[Sweet_Ness]

The two of them are beyond out of shape!!

and idiots...don't forget IDIOTS

[drjoek]

and idiots...don't forget IDIOTS

I didn't even think that need to be said :laugh:

[drjoek]

NOT exactly the sweet science!!!

[ralphbxny]

The bulldozer loves to box in the nude!!

[Dash77]

"bulldozer"??? he's a bantaweight

[Hottub]

This is so taboo!

I'm fiilling up a bit.

[MadMatt]

Are you being sarcastic, because i'm very emotional today, and if so that hurts.

I am being completely serious - it's a great idea!!! These bits have been great lately - both last week and today. It's like a live action "Sport Goofy" movie.

[ralphbxny]

Al dukes through the fight!! I want a rematch!!

[ralphbxny]

I love the confidence earl. I agree...in boxing...never bet on the white guy!

[MadMatt]

Al dukes through the fight!! I want a rematch!!

... I think he threw the fight actually.

[Dash77]

Fez is enjoying this a lil to much

[ralphbxny]

Po trains earl...nice.

[ralphbxny]

... I think he threw the fight actually.

I should have followed you. id have my money with the the smart money.

[Dan G]

I guess Po didn't cancel his XM subscription.

[feralBoy]

JKD = jeet kun do = the intercepting fist

[MadMatt]

Shut up, PO! Let the idiots fight.

If Po trains the loser, who trains the winner? The winner should get some sort of training too, especially if it is a relatively close fight.

[Sweet_Ness]

how about "Battle with Boat Oars"

[Dash77]

if it's true good job HTG...

[MadMatt]

how about "Battle with Boat Oars"

Pistols at 10 paces?

[spankyfrank]

Mortal Kombat!!

[MikeB]

if it's true good job HTG...

if whats true? I didnt really catch what Ron was saying.

[fattypnemonia]

if it's true good job HTG...

seconded.

[ScottFromGA]

I guess Po didn't cancel his XM subscription.

no one did!! its all a cover-up!!

[ralphbxny]

Rotating shows...finally!

[Dash77]

See some of you tonight

[ScottFromGA]

yes....that is the end of the show......DONK!!

[spankyfrank]

Friday night fights on the Satelite of Love

[ralphbxny]

See ya tonight and for those out of the area move closer...we want to see some of you...some of you!

[drjoek]

C Ya

[spankyfrank]

And in the end
The Love you take
Is equal to
The Love you make

[Hottub]

Up next on The Virus, Ron and Fez!

[AlabamaMan]

This will be funny to see how the rest of the show replays go, Oh Earl Poor poor Saphy

[MadMatt]

Wait... What?!?!

What the hell is the schedule going to be regarding "Best Of?" I know the weekend is going to be all 5 shows running in succession, but what is with the new schedule?

Earl didn't explain it very well (big surprise).

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Heya buddays,
My power's back on! Woo hoo.

[HumpmanHanks]

if it's true good job HTG...

Anyone have any answers or is this a line of crap?

[Farfromit11]

Replay. No "Best-Of"


Earl.....

[thebarge]

Wait... What?!?!

What the hell is the schedule going to be regarding "Best Of?" I know the weekend is going to be all 5 shows running in succession, but what is with the new schedule?

Earl didn't explain it very well (big surprise).
Wait wait, I thought Earl said the next show up was going to be a best of. This is the today's damned show.

[MadMatt]

Wait wait, I thought Earl said the next show up was going to be a best of. This is the today's damned show.

See! That's what I meant!

WTF Earl?!?!?!? What is going on?

[AlabamaMan]

Fuck, I really love it.... Poor Poor earl hahahahaha

[mrhilliard]

Once again....LIAR EARL

[thebarge]

See! That's what I meant!

WTF Earl?!?!?!? What is going on?
Yeah he specifically said that coming up was a best of and that they'd play best-of's during the week and do replays of the week over the weekend. Earl's an idiot.

[helterskeletor]

I missed half the show because my boss came by. I can stand a replay or two.

[Hottub]

I'm going to guess rotation will start at Midnight.

[MadMatt]

I missed half the show because my boss came by. I can stand a replay or two.

Yeah, I just started getting used to cutting away from the show to get work done then catching what I missed on the replay. Now they want to F with it again.

If they are going to shake things up AGAIN, they need to let us know what the schedule is going to look like - AND not lie about when the process will start, Earl!

[SinA]

Yeah he specifically said that coming up was a best of and that they'd play best-of's during the week and do replays of the week over the weekend. Earl's an idiot.

toady's show was great. Evil Earl decided it IS a best-of

[Soupy_Dreck]

I believe that earl said that the best of's start Monday at 3pm.

[ralphbxny]

So we might as well stay in here and pretend this never happend!!

[helterskeletor]

not lie ... Earl!

Here is the problem.


The stream just went silent!

[underdog]

Is Dave not doing the voice anymore?

[ralphbxny]

Dave isnt a voice guy...he is crazy funny or funny Crazy?

[Gvac]

Hearing Earl say he trained in JKD makes me livid.

I'll gladly train East Side Dave.

[ralphbxny]

That plaid line killed again!!! Good one Dr. Ron!

[Jeff Bridges]

if it's true good job HTG...

hmmmm wonder what this is about?
anyone have a guess?

Stephen

[AssHat]

Asshat?



OK, it's unofficial, but that's my first Board Gossip!


Three calls, one board gossip.

I rule...

[Freakshow]

Can you turn that off. It's been a long night and I hate the fucking Eagles.