Should ESD and Black Earl face off in a pentathlon?

[vegeta]

Since East Side Dave was hired as Assistant Producer of the Ron & Fez show, the tension between he and Earl has escalated. Some may say it's sexual tension. Anyway, to put some of this tension to rest, once and for all, I would like to see Dave and Earl face off in one event for an entire week to prove who's the better man

This even, a pentathlon wouldn't actually prove who's the better producer on the show, but maybe it would be fun for the listeners. I know that the listeners could come up with unique events they could do in studio for these five days.

[weekapaugjz]

is tummy sticks going to be one of the events?

[rexdart]

A masturbation contest would be fun for the boys and healthy for their prostates. It would be a little gay, but both ESD and Earl had pup tents in thier boxers durring the indian wrestling event. Maybe it could be reviewed by Bronx Johnny?

I would rather they compete as radio producers. It would be nice if Earl would bring a new bit to the show once in a while. His lying and lying about lying bit is getting old.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

If they do this it will lead to more fighting between the two of them and I can't stand Dave's angry pitbull persona. I like him just fine otherwise but he goes way too over the top when he's angry.

[vegeta]

I think that a homoerotic contest would be perfect for proving which one of them is the most manly. For example, they could go in for a kiss, and the first person who stops loses.

Also, maybe we can put Po into the mix. Since Earl is such a tough guy and master of Jeet Kune DO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: , we could have Earl and Dave be choked out, and the one who taps earliest loses.

Maybe an actual producer contest could be the last day's event. For the week, they try to get the best guest or try to produce an original bit for the show. You know, what actual producers would do.

[ralphbxny]

Why not leg wrestling could be just the start!!

[kayugo]

on a different thread I started to say...

HELL YA and Dave would win. Even though Black earl is better looking. Dave would win.

[Fezticle98]

Modern pentathlon or regular pentathlon? Why not a decathlon?

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[rexdart]

Decide who lives and who dies with an extreme darts tournament.

[torker]

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Rex Dart is Eskimo Spy!

[furie]

ESD would totally kick Earl's ass

[Mangoat]

trying to vote "pee in my butt" but the option's missing