My divorce celebration!

[JerseyRich]

Celebrate my Divorce...(My actual divorce hearing is this Wednesday...see this thread (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59980))

This upcoming Friday at the Brighton Bar (http://www.cojackproductions.com/) in Long Branch, NJ.

My buddys the Fake Gimms (http://www.myspace.com/fakegimms) will be performing at 9pm...

Come on down and hang and watch some great Rock and Roll and celebrate my...

FREEEEEEDOMMMMMMM!
http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v71/joe6pak/braveheart.jpg

[Don Stugots]

Yahoo!

[Friday]

I may appear at this!

[JerseyRich]

I may appear at this!

The only thing that would make me happier than what is going down on Wednesday would be Friday!

[JustJon]

You're inviting people to the Jersey Shore on the Friday night of Memorial Day weekend? Good luck even getting down there if you don't live down there.

[JerseyRich]

You're inviting people to the Jersey Shore on the Friday night of Memorial Day weekend? Good luck even getting down there if you don't live down there.

Thanks for being a fucking prick.

[Friday]

Yeah Jon.

Don't be a phucking prick.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Tenbatsuzen]

Thanks for being a fucking prick.

As a former resident of Long Branch, I can say it won't be *AS BAD* as areas like Belmar, Seaside, etc. But it'll still be bad.

[JerseyRich]

As a former resident of Long Branch, I can say it won't be *AS BAD* as areas like Belmar, Seaside, etc. But it'll still be bad.

Thanks for being the voice of reason Tenbats.






Holy shit, did I really just type that?

[Skellington]

Congrats! Enjoy your new found freedom!

[topless_mike]

bennies stay home !!!

congrats, rich on the freedom.

[ChrisTheCop]

Freedom's just another word for nothin left to lose.

I cant make it, but Congrats Budday!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

sounds like a nice plan, I may be there

:king:

[JerseyRich]

I'm ready to write my new book!

Come out and celebrate...The more the merrier!

[bobrobot]

Congrats!!! When is it appropriate to start making Bass Player jokes here???

http://www.bunnybass.com/e-zine/pictures/amusing/fucker.jpg

[razorboy]

Welcome to the club! You will be receiving your decoder ring and membership card in short fashion.

[JerseyRich]

Congrats!!! When is it appropriate to start making Bass Player jokes here???

http://www.bunnybass.com/e-zine/pictures/amusing/fucker.jpg

Apparently right now.

[Sheeplovr]

wheres the robot party?

[topless_mike]

Congrats!!! When is it appropriate to start making Bass Player jokes here???

http://www.bunnybass.com/e-zine/pictures/amusing/fucker.jpg

dont hate...
we have more strings than you do.

[Kevin]

Thanks for being the voice of reason Tenbats.






Holy shit, did I really just type that?

How was the weather on your trip to Earth 7??

[FUNKMAN]

wheres the robot party?


http://techdigestuk.typepad.com/tech_digest/images/sony_aibo_party.jpg

[JerseyRich]

wheres the robot party?

In the warm confines of HELL!

[Don Stugots]

Welcome to the club! You will be receiving your decoder ring and membership card in short fashion.

i love the decoder ring and the messages i get from Rudy every day because of it.

[Marc with a c]

i love the decoder ring and the messages i get from Rudy every day because of it.

you should get a crown

[Cunty McSlut]

I love to party with freshly divorced men.... perhaps JerseyRich is looking for a little rebound action?

[Marc with a c]

I love to party with freshly divorced men.... perhaps JerseyRich is looking for a little rebound action?

when i first read that i thought it said 'fleshy divorced men' it wasn't as funny the second time i read it.

[Don Stugots]

i love the decoder ring and the messages i get from Rudy every day because of it.

you should get a crown

can i get a septor too?

[Cunty McSlut]

when i first read that i thought it said 'fleshy divorced men' it wasn't as funny the second time i read it.

More cushion for the pushin', baby!

[Marc with a c]

More cushion for the pushin', baby!

you sound hot, plus i love irish girls.

[Cunty McSlut]

you sound hot, plus i love irish girls.

ooo, watch out, big daddy! You just might get what you wish for!

Does "c" stand for a big fat what I hope it is?

[Friday]

you sound hot, plus i love irish girls.

she looks about as irish as i do, horsepants.

but lips don't lie.

I think u should set up a real life meeting... like Pitzy would. Just for friendly drinks, of course.

wheeee

[Cunty McSlut]

she looks about as irish as i do, horsepants.

but lips don't lie.

I think u should set up a real life meeting... like Pitzy would. Just for friendly drinks, of course.

wheeee

Hey there, matchmaker! You got me, my last name's not really McSlut.... I am a hot chicana!

[Gvac]

I wish I could be there for my pal Ricky, but alas, other plans have surfaced.

Have a blast and kiss the Gimms for me.

[Don Stugots]

what plans you got hermit crab?

[Friday]

methinks they must involve a cunty mcslut of his own.... to warrant blowing off celebrating celebrations of well deserved freedom for a good, true pal!

[JerseyRich]

I wish I could be there for my pal Ricky, but alas, other plans have surfaced.

Have a blast and kiss the Gimms for me.

And I don't appreciate your new fake board name...

Mr Cunty McSlut!

[Friday]

And I don't appreciate your new fake board name...

Mr Cunty McSlut!

oh wait.... did Gvac make his new fake board name as a tribute to your ex??

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[JerseyRich]

oh wait.... did Gvac make his new fake board name as a tribute to your ex??

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Zing! Friday's jokes are much more well crafted than Matty's.

Well done Miss!

[Justice4all]

Ah the sweet smell of freedom.
Look out world...Richie's back in town!
Like some of the others, I wish I was able to join you but I have other plans for the weekend that I cannot escape from.
But call me on Weds. night and we will go out and celebrate by you!


one more day....only one more day!:thumbup:

[JerseyRich]

It's official ladies and germs!

Hope to see some of you on Friday night!

[JustJon]

It's official ladies and germs!

Hope to see some of you on Friday night!

Mazel Tov

[topless_mike]

congrats!
i would have stopped by hot22 on the way home.
daytime strippers are a special breed and seem to work harder for your holla dolla

[Don Stugots]

It's official ladies and germs!

Hope to see some of you on Friday night!

Mazel Tov

Salute'

[JerseyRich]

congrats!
i would have stopped by hot22 on the way home.
daytime strippers are a special breed and seem to work harder for your holla dolla

Shit! Do I look like the kind of dude that's gotta pay fo' that shit?

Sucka!

[Don Stugots]

one way or another we all pay for it.

[topless_mike]

one way or another we all pay for it.

do we?

[Don Stugots]

oh yeah we do. maybe you havent realized it yet but one day you will.

[The Blowhard]

I'll be there only if Dave is cooking chicken.