Song Parody contest???

[The Belcher]

What do you think the guys would like to hear? The song has to be 90 seconds or less. Think they'd like an instrumental? I just did a rendition of "Beat It" by shoving a kazoo up my ass and farting. It harmonized like a robot giving a blowjob, but it was catchy and sounded remarkably like Michael Jackson molesting a six year old boy.


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[The Belcher]

I just added lyrics. They go like this: "Mmmmm, mmm, mmmmmm,mmmmm, hmmmmmm...." and on and on until the 90 seconds are up.

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