R&F XM Listening Thread for 5/22/07

[reillyluck]

Good Morning Buddays!!!!!!!!:bye:


O&A SUSPENDED!!!!! (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59940):furious:


Help HTG in the fight Against Censorship! (http://www.peopleagainstcensorship.com/)

Donate funds to Jimmy Plocica's Daughters (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59006)

VOTE FOR SLEEVES!!! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59136)

VOTE FOR BADINIA!!! (http://www.publicradioquest.com/node/417)

[cupcakelove]

Afternoon Buddays!!! Lets hope they fix the satellite before noon.

[ScottFromGA]

good morning buddays.....boy I sure do regret not wishing Friday a Happy Birffffday last week!!!!


HAPPY BELATED BIRFFFFDAY, FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ROCK!!!

[ralphbxny]

Morning Buddays!!

[epo]

Morning buddays.

Today's song will be: Elvis Costello "Radio, radio".

And let's hope the satellite is fixed in the next 1.5 hours!

[AngelAmy]

good morning everyone, i think im getting sick :(

[AssHat]

Oye. That satellite is driving me insane. I had to go out yesterday and it was intensly frustrating. It kept dropping out every 20 seconds. It's nice they're actually playing something different on replay right now.

[reillyluck]

good morning everyone, i think im getting sick :(

Oh Noessssssss!!!! i think you need a hot shower!!!

[AngelAmy]

Oh Noessssssss!!!! i think you need a hot shower!!!

as long as you come with me

[burrben]

today's song will be...

"phenomena" - the yeah yeah yeahs

[Don Stugots]

you two better not start with the hot showering. i blame you both for me not sleeping last week and i blame friday and pixie for me not sleeping yesterday with the pain is kinky talk. there is only so much of this i can take. i am not a well person.

[reillyluck]

as long as you come with me

hehe. you said come.

[BeerBandit]

Good Morning Buddays!

Tom Waits
Ol' 55

[AngelAmy]

hehe. you said come.

i meant cum

[Don Stugots]

i hate you both.

[Marc with a c]

superstar!!!

[Don Stugots]

superstar!!!

thanks, but that really isnt needed for me.

[AngelAmy]

ok ok ok stugots i promise to be good until you fall asleep


I LOVE STUGOTS

[Don Stugots]

ok ok ok stugots i promise to be good until you fall asleep

that is even worse.

[IMSlacker]

i meant cum

This is starting to remind me of the Dorothy Crosley thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60092)

Today's song will be: Fear - I Don't Care About You

[AssHat]

Eatin' a bowl of spaghetti?

Good.


Eatin' a bowl of baby parts?


Bad.

[BeerBandit]

that is even worse.

Would you rather they promised to be bad?

[Don Stugots]

Would you rather they promised to be bad?

oh i dont know anymore. they are both trying to kill me.

[AngelAmy]

lemme try this again

I LOVE STUGOTS!

[reillyluck]

This is starting to remind me of the Dorothy Crosley thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60092)

Today's song will be: Fear - I Don't Care About You

except we are really chicks. :tongue:

[Don Stugots]

lemme try this again

I LOVE STUGOTS!

i just to be held and to feel loved sometimes too. is that so wrong?

[AngelAmy]

i just to be held and to feel loved sometimes too. is that so wrong?

i want to hug and hold and sqeeze you but you left early on friday :sniffle:

[PhishHead]

Okkervil River - "For Real"

I think im just going to give up on this song.

[ralphbxny]

Okkervil River - "For Real"

I think im just going to give up on this song.

wait for it.............

[Hottub]

Good Morning Budday's!

Please don't call Stugots during his nap. He gets grumpy.

"Home Sweet Home"- Motley Crue. For the obvious reason, plus Ronnie professed his love for Hair Metal last night.

[TheWalkingDead]

Still no signal here in Los Angeles. This XM censorship thing is starting to get out of hand.

[AngelAmy]

if they mention stugots today i will call in his place as phake stugots.

HE NEEDS HIS SLEEPIES!

[Friday]

Hiya Buddeeeees

Thank you Scott... for the belated wishes! You are only a day late - no worries! :)

I'm pheeling phrisky this morning. Must be this thread... reading it got me all anxious.
Now where did my cat o nine tails get to..............

[BeerBandit]

Ooh! Service Outage Disclaimer.

[MHasegawa]

i had a huge zit on my back this morning

[milliehatchett]

HiYa Kiddies!

Belated Birfday wishes to Friday!!!!

Just had a root canal this morning and am on Vicodin...mmmm. For today I am: Happy Posting Girl.

[Cunty McSlut]

Like OMG, is everybody so totally excited about hearing the show, like I am?

[Bob Impact]

Like OMG, is everybody so totally excited about hearing the show, like I am?

Best board character ever.

[Badinia]

Like OMG, is everybody so totally excited about hearing the show, like I am?

Portland is back on! Hooray hooray!

Cunty, you're very sexy and a good poster. I am impressed that you know how to italicize but not how to write a sentence. I hope you'll respond coyly to all overtures made by the dudes on the board.

[epo]

Amazing! I just went from no bars to a full three bars on my MyFi. Just in time for today's show...

[BeerBandit]

Like OMG, is everybody so totally excited about hearing the show, like I am?

McSlut? That Irish?

[cupcakelove]

Woohoo, XM is back up and ready to go just in time!

[MinimumWage!]

Hiya Buddys!

[moochcassidy]

McSlut? That Irish?

heeeey lets have respect for the lovely ladies that come in here

cunty seems like a very sweet lady

[Cunty McSlut]

Portland is back on! Hooray hooray!

Cunty, you're very sexy and a good poster. I am impressed that you know how to italicize but not how to write a sentence. I hope you'll respond coyly to all overtures made by the dudes on the board.

Like, thanks for the compliment! I try really hard to stay sexy, but I have to admit that a lot of it is just natural!

I do enjoy flirting... but I'm looking for a warm body in real life, too!

[Furtherman]

Haven't heard this in a while... love Renaldo!

I see a canal in Panama! Connecting the Atlantic with the Pacific! How is this possible?!

[moochcassidy]

Like, thanks for the compliment! I try really hard to stay sexy, but I have to admit that a lot of it is just natural!

I do enjoy flirting... but I'm looking for a warm body in real life, too!

ohhh cunty..youre incorrigible!

lol

[Cunty McSlut]

heeeey lets have respect for the lovely ladies that come in here

cunty seems like a very sweet lady

Thanks, moochy-poo! Hey, you're that Irish guy they talk about on the show all the time, right? You're like, a total celeb!

[Bob Impact]

Thanks, moochy-poo! Hey, you're that Irish guy they talk about on the show all the time, right? You're like, a total celeb!

Ooooooooh, she's got eyes for you moochy!

[moochcassidy]

Thanks, moochy-poo! Hey, you're that Irish guy they talk about on the show all the time, right? You're like, a total celeb!

OMG :smile: famous!

ROFLMAO

thats awesome.

you should come visit ireland and we can have sexual intercourse

[burrben]

i had a huge zit on my back this morning

let me pop it

[Furtherman]

you should come visit ireland and we can have sexual intercourse

That's the best line I've heard in a while.

[Friday]

I want to see Cunty's green card.

She has that lost refugee sort of look about her.

[spadanko]

Great fucking Opening.. KIDS!!!

anywho.. Hiya Buddays!

[TonyRoma]

hurray....I actually have a signal. Let me shut up before it f's up again.

[Cunty McSlut]

you should come visit ireland and we can have sexual intercourse

Like, OMG, a little forward, but.... I must admit it's tempting....

[reillyluck]

Great fucking Opening.. KIDS!!!

anywho.. Hiya Buddays!

song/artist?

[MadMatt]

It's an OK song, but the openings are all starting to sound the same.

C'mon Pepper, throw in some other types of music. Show some depth...

[moochcassidy]

PEPPERS ALL OVER THESE OPENERS!

who is this? its class

[Cunty McSlut]

I want to see Cunty's green card.

She has that lost refugee sort of look about her.

Well.... in my line of work, my income isn't exactly reported to the IRS...

[TonyRoma]

I want to see Cunty's green card.

She has that lost refugee sort of look about her.

They should let her in the country just for her board name. Cunty McSlut is a bad-ass name.

[milliehatchett]

song/artist?

Cunty McSlut

[Friday]

I think I am too old to understand any of these opening songs.....

[spadanko]

song/artist?


i was talking about the movie clip played... not sure about the song

[cupcakelove]

What was the opener, I missed it. :down:

[Cunty McSlut]

OMG, the show started! I am like, so totally moist!

[ScottFromGA]

let me pop it

ew.....are you my wife?

[cupcakelove]

Ok, so Dave is getting a few tattoos, because there's no way all those people are dieing.

[moochcassidy]

opener

Buzzcocks- Orgasim Addict

downloading as we speak

[FezsAssHairClippings]

Holy S**t- i spent an hour tearing my whole car kit apart yesterday because i thought it was my gear that was messed up. XM is not impressing me lately. First O&A and now signal issues- is Howard S. sneaking around XM pulling at wires and unplugging stuff. whoo whoo robin- look at me i'm an XM technician.

[IMSlacker]

Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict

I think it was a tribute to Ms. Cunty McSlut.

edit: dammit! Mooch beat me to it.

[BeerBandit]

OMG :smile: famous!

ROFLMAO

thats awesome.

you should come visit ireland and we can have sexual intercourse

Careful Moochy, she may show up in a bathtub.

[Cunty McSlut]

Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict

I think it was a tribute to Ms. Cunty McSlut.

awwwww, thanks! orgasm addict is totally an accurate description for me!

[deliveryguy]

I noticed that XM let jimmy plug his show for this weekend. I was actually pleasantly surprised.

[IMSlacker]

Evil Earl!

[ScottFromGA]

I noticed that XM let jimmy plug his show for this weekend. I was actually pleasantly surprised.

yea, i was wondering if anyone else heard that yesterday during the show........


thought i had fell asleep and was dreaming of my Lil' Puddin Tits....

[BeerBandit]

Hey Cunty, are you related to this girl I work with? Her name is Slutty McCunt.

[cupcakelove]

Not even 10 minutes in and Earl is already a screaming lunatic.

[MasterSoySauce]

earl is saying 'no' at the start of every sentence again.

[epo]

I noticed that XM let jimmy plug his show for this weekend. I was actually pleasantly surprised.

Well three weeks from now he'll be back.

[TonyRoma]

Earl meltdown on the horizon.

[EliSnow]

Good afternoon buddays.

[Cunty McSlut]

Hey Cunty, are you related to this girl I work with? Her name is Slutty McCunt.

I don't know if we're related, but I do have like, a huge circle of friends!

[epo]

Hey Cunty, are you related to this girl I work with? Her name is Slutty McCunt.

Or my friend Tits McGee?

[Cunty McSlut]

Earl really needs to get laid. Maybe I can help him release a little tension, and save the show!

[Badinia]

opener

Buzzcocks- Orgasm Addict

downloading as we speak

Scotland's Momus does a nice "lounge" version.

Friday, this song is from 1977- so probably you're too *young* to get it, and not too old. Hope this helps.

[MadMatt]

How is the problem DC's fault?

If you can setup the grid for weekends, why can't you set it up for weekdays?

[TjM]

Earl should just quit. I would never put up with half the **** he takes from callers and Dave

[ScottFromGA]

Or my friend Tits McGee?

i know Tits McJiggleson.......


fabulous person.

[MinimumWage!]

why is it the earl has so many issues with the Best ofs, but when O&A need them they run flawlessly.?

[BeerBandit]

I don't know if we're related, but I do have like, a huge circle of friends!

I bet that's not the only huge thing you have.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PS/7655%7EShocker-Posters.jpg

[MadMatt]

Bijou will be in the same day as Ron Wood...

[TonyRoma]

Earl just stinks at working.

[Cunty McSlut]

I bet that's not the only huge thing you have.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PS/7655%7EShocker-Posters.jpg

oooo, baby, now you're getting me totally excited!

[Servo]

earl is saying 'no' at the start of every sentence again.

Yeah... it may be the most annoying verbal crutch anyone could ever have.

[MinimumWage!]

Kenny Chesney went to college here in Johnson City TN

[ScottFromGA]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176/SCOTTFROMGA/Greenaardvark.png


Renee Zellweger?

[MinimumWage!]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176/SCOTTFROMGA/Greenaardvark.png


Renee Zellweger?

yes, but thinner I think.

[TonyRoma]

That was awesome television. but wouldn't wes autry have to give half of his winnings to those lawyers that got him to sign the contract? then half to the IRS? might as well go for the million.

[MadMatt]

Ooooohhhhhhh, that's who that guy was.

I was wondering why they kept calling him a hero. He was a complete tool for giving up the $305K.

EDIT: The dude has a whole extended family riding his coattails. WTF?!?!?!?!

[milliehatchett]

Maybe Cunty knows my cousin Holden...Holden McGroin

[EliSnow]

I was laughing at Autrey's family the whole time. Stupid decisions all around.

[reillyluck]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u176/SCOTTFROMGA/Greenaardvark.png


Renee Zellweger?

ahahahaha!

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u205/amy_vega/RenneZellweger.jpg

[reillyluck]

Maybe Cunty knows my cousin Holden...Holden McGroin

i think she's related to that arabic guy Ahma Dood

[JackStraw]

I just saw Dikembe Mutombo yesterday. He walks around West Hartford center all the time. It's impossible to not be amazed at the man's height.

[TonyRoma]

I was laughing at Autrey's family the whole time. Stupid decisions all around.

Not taking the 300k was a bad move obviously, but the guy was on a roll for a while. he had some balls. fearless.

[Bob Impact]

i think she's related to that arabic guy Ahma Dood

:lol:

[AngelAmy]

its arch voston!

[Cunty McSlut]

i think she's related to that arabic guy Ahma Dood

That may be true... I do come from like, a long line of McSluts... so my genetic heritage is probably a big mystery mix....

[TonyRoma]

I just saw Dikembe Mutombo yesterday. He walks around West Hartford center all the time. It's impossible to not be amazed at the man's height.

Dikembe sounds like the cookie monster.

[EliSnow]

I was laughing at Autrey's family the whole time. Stupid decisions all around.

Not taking the 300k was a bad move obviously, but the guy was on a roll for a while. he had some balls. fearless.

At times, and last night was one of them, fearless equals stupidity.

[epo]

Rudy is never getting out of the Republican primary.

[BeerBandit]

That may be true... I do come from like, a long line of McSluts... so my genetic heritage is probably a big mystery mix....

speaking of a big mix of genetic material...

[Friday]

Friday, this song is from 1977- so probably you're too *young* to get it, and not too old. Hope this helps.

Yay! I feel less old - thank you Badinia :)

Of course, I spend most of my time listening to musicals... so my taste in music does come into question as well.... lol

[BeerBandit]

Yay! I feel less old - thank you Badinia :)

Of course, I spend most of my time listening to musicals... so my taste in music does come into question as well.... lol

See, you're not too old. What're you, Sixteen going on Seventeen?

[ralphbxny]

Wes Autrey...gambling junkie?

[Arch Stanton]

its arch voston!

Funny. Called in, said I was Arch. Stated my topic to the screener. He said hold on. Then he came back on and goes Arch Stanton? Oh, hang on.

Apparantly last night after I got through, then the show moved on and I got dropped, Radio Shark called in and said it was Arch again to Lily.

That is what Lily said to me when I called at the end of the show last night when they were doing the simulcast with Wes Autry.

Lily said, no your not Arch. Radio Shark got through me saying he was you!

Lily, it is me Arch Stanton. She put me through, but the show ended. Wierd huh?

[ralphbxny]

See, you're not too old. What're you, Sixteen going on Seventeen?

She is fifteen...we were at her quienceanera on friday night!!

[TonyRoma]

At times, and last night was one of them, fearless equals stupidity.

You're a lawyer right? wes autry signed a deal to some lawyers that said that they get half of all his earnings and such. If he were to take the 300k, would he have to give up 50% of that? would that hold up in court?

[AngelAmy]

Funny. Called in, said I was Arch. Stated my topic to the screener. He said hold on. Then he came back on and goes Arch Stanton? Oh, hang on.

Apparantly last night after I got through, then the show moved on and I got dropped, Radio Shark called in and said it was Arch again to Lily.

That is what Lily said to me when I called at the end of the show last night when they were doing the simulcast with Wes Autry.

Lily said, no your not Arch. Radio Shark got through me saying he was you!

Lily, it is me Arch Stanton. She put me through, but the show ended. Wierd huh?

hahahahaa thats funny

[MadMatt]

Funny. Called in, said I was Arch. Stated my topic to the screener. He said hold on. Then he came back on and goes Arch Stanton? Oh, hang on.

Apparantly last night after I got through, then the show moved on and I got dropped, Radio Shark called in and said it was Arch again to Lily.

That is what Lily said to me when I called at the end of the show last night when they were doing the simulcast with Wes Autry.

Lily said, no your not Arch. Radio Shark got through me saying he was you!

Lily, it is me Arch Stanton. She put me through, but the show ended. Wierd huh?

Wow, you have a lot of free time...

:laugh:

[Cunty McSlut]

I don't know who to vote for... none of them are sexy enough for my taste.

[TjM]

Hayseed

[MinimumWage!]

I think that Fred Thompson will be the Nominee for the Republican party.

[Soupy_Dreck]

politics talk? should bam be in on this?

[MadMatt]

You would think that it would be impossible for a Republican to be elected in 2008, but nobody thought they would win in 2004 either.

The biggest problem is that the Democrats aren't offering any viable candidates. They are shooting themselves in the foot.

[EliSnow]

You're a lawyer right? wes autry signed a deal to some lawyers that said that they get half of all his earnings and such. If he were to take the 300k, would he have to give up 50% of that? would that hold up in court?

Depends upon the contract and the circumstances entering it. I haven't seen the complaint filed by the attorneys about this, but in theory, a person could contract to pay that amount for services provided by the lawyers. Autrey's challenging the contract, essentially saying he was tricked into it.

I think Elvis's agent got that much or more of Elvis's earnings.

[ralphbxny]

That GVAC is very smart!!

[Bob Impact]

I don't know who to vote for... none of them are sexy enough for my taste.

Allright, i'm bored with it now.

[BeerBandit]

What does it matter what party he belongs to. I'm a Republican (not a conservative) and quite often embarrassed to be one. It's about time the party had a progressive member to steer itself away from the backwards religious nuts we've become associated with.

[Friday]

Allright, i'm bored with it now.

me too. too much talking.

this is where we just smash her pretty face down into the pillow and continue going about our business.

[epo]

You would think that it would be impossible for a Republican to be elected in 2008, but nobody thought they would win in 2004 either.

The biggest problem is that the Democrats aren't offering any viable candidates. They are shooting themselves in the foot.

Please start that thread in the Current Events/Politics & watch the sparks fly.

[BeerBandit]

me too. too much talking.

this is where we just smash her pretty face down into the pillow and continue going about our business.

How do we know she wouldn't like that. She seems like a goer.

[Midkiff]

We should write-in Ron Bennington for president!

[TonyRoma]

Big ass night of dog fights anyone?

[cupcakelove]

Same energy as a boxing match? Does Earl know how these things end?

[EliSnow]

We should write-in Ron Bennington for president!

Being President sounds like punishment to me.

[BeerBandit]

Wierd. I just watched Amores Perros yesterday. Great flick.

[shodan]

I cant imagine what kind of a piece of shit would want to watch dogs kill each other. Of course, I am not a sociopath, so what do I know?

[MinimumWage!]

We should write-in Ron Bennington for president!

Can Fezzie be the First Lady?

[Furtherman]

this is where we just smash her pretty face down into the pillow and continue going about our business.

Giggity Giggity!

[geechie]

anyone working in DC hear the jets flying over?

[Friday]

This is so upsetting to listen to.

I think the people who do this to animals should be slowly tortured and killed.

phuckers

[ralphbxny]

I have seen a Cock fight in Puerto Rico...they have a huge like 1200 person arena!!

[cupcakelove]

anyone working in DC hear the jets flying over?

No, but its DC, theres always something flying somewhere.

[BeerBandit]

Well, once again, I listened to long before heading to lunch, and now I'm not hungry.

[TonyRoma]

Pittsy would eat dead cocks? eww.

[BoondockSaint]

I used to go to the cockfights in the back Marcileno's bodega. Poor Little Jerry.

[shodan]

This is so upsetting to listen to.

I think the people who do this to animals should be slowly tortured and killed.

phuckers
I second that

[BeerBandit]

Wikipedia says Cockfighting is illegal in all states but Louisiana.

[Furtherman]

I used to go to the cockfights in the back Marcileno's bodega. Poor Little Jerry.

HA! Was on last night.

http://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/ling/_/topics/img/seinfeld/137.jpg

[TonyRoma]

I didn't understand a word that guy said.

[milliehatchett]

cockfighting is still legal in louisiana...no other states though

[cupcakelove]

The cops planted those dogs in his house.

[BeerBandit]

Upon further research, Louisiana just passed a law banning cockfighting in 2010.

[MinimumWage!]

I have seen these cocks fight.

http://www.carosta.com/college-sports/south-carolina-gamecocks-blanket.gif

[aceofspades7]

i was at the 24/7 vet here in dc one night late when a gangster brought in his pitbull that he said "chewed on a stick funny". there was blood everywhere - it was hideous. the vet told us that this happens every once in a while where people bring in their fighting dogs. also aren't cock fights legal in louisiana? if not, they were just banned...

[ralphbxny]

Shannon seems like a smart guy

[milliehatchett]

Upon further research, Louisiana just passed a law banning cockfighting in 2010.

YAY!!! 3 more years of cockfighting!!!!

[cupcakelove]

Not only fun to bet on, its also great on the rocks.

http://www.ne.jp/asahi/miniature/smallworld/Fcock1L.jpg

[Captain Awesome]

Are there any laws against backyard bull fighting? Because that would be awesome.

[geechie]

I have seen these cocks fight.

http://www.carosta.com/college-sports/south-carolina-gamecocks-blanket.gif

Are they doing this in between stealing laptops?

[ralphbxny]

Coon on a log...i am uncomfortable!!

[Recyclerz]

All this talk of cock fighting on a day when Fezzie is out sick? Where's the justice?

[rimshot]

[ralphbxny]

what was his record ?


NICE!!!!!!!!

[Badinia]

Dogfights are disgusting, cockfights are repugnant but the worst of all is:

Cat Juggling. Makes me sick!

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fa/Catjuggling.JPG/180px-Catjuggling.JPG

[Marc with a c]

this girl has said 'like' 80 times

[chili]

And an actual chicken would put up a better fight than they have, historically.

I have seen these cocks fight.

http://www.carosta.com/college-sports/south-carolina-gamecocks-blanket.gif

[crb1]

Is anyone taking a "like" count for this call?

[Dblmeaness]

this girl has said 'like' 80 times

PLEASE - Like Make her stop talking like it is driving me MAD!!

[cupcakelove]

This animal lover is pissed.

[geechie]

And an actual chicken would put up a better fight than they have, historically.

Go Tigers!

[Friday]

I dated a guy once who raised pittbulls for fighting/selling for fights with his friends.
I was happily clueless at the time.... but I remember the time they got new puppies in.
They came in and found me playing with them and cuddling them and got PISSED because they want the dogs to be mean.

Needless to say that relationship didn't last long.

[shodan]

PLEASE - Like Make her stop talking like it is driving me MAD!!

There is nothing worse than a person who does not speak well, won't stop talkiing, and speaks quickly.

[thebarge]

That's how they should settle this Dave vs Earl thing. Have them fight each other with their cocks.

[cupcakelove]

That's how they should settle this Dave vs Earl thing. Have them fight each other with their cocks.

I thought they did that last week.

[chili]

Go Tigers!

Clemson grad here!

[ralphbxny]

I am shocked shit happens like this!

[MasterSoySauce]

people hunt doves?

[EliSnow]

That's how they should settle this Dave vs Earl thing. Have them fight each other with their cocks.

If stereotypes about the irish and blacks are true, ESD would be severely overmatched, like on a U.S. v. Grenada scale.

[geechie]

Clemson grad here!

same here, 2004. I am from James Island.

[thebarge]

people hunt doves?
Ummmm yeah? It's huge, where have you been? Oh wait, you probably don't live in hayseed country where I grew up :) I dove hunted back when I was the kid. The worse part is when you hit it but it doesn't die. You put its little head inbetween your pointer finger and the next one, then in a snapping motion break it's neck.

[Captain Awesome]

people hunt doves?

Only when there's no hogs to shoot, but you better have a dog if you're looking for a hog.

[TjM]

Never hunted a day in my life

[chili]

Ummmm yeah? It's huge, where have you been? Oh wait, you probably don't live in hayseed country where I grew up :) I dove hunted back when I was the kid. The worse part is when you hit it but it doesn't die. You put its little head inbetween your pointer finger and the next one, then in a snapping motion break it's neck.

When I would go quail or dove hunting and one wasn't quite dead I'd grab its head and spin its body around and around till the neck was sufficiently broken.

[milliehatchett]

If it's true that a kitten dies everytime you masturbate...then I am very ashamed of myself.

[Friday]

During the day?
bummer

[ralphbxny]

Never hunted a day in my life

me either...except for Vagina....

[Hottub]

I'm a Milf Hunter.:blink:

[UpperEastSideDave]

Clemson grad here too.... small world.

[epo]

What is the going rate for a cash wedding gift these days?

[UpperEastSideDave]

If it's true that a kitten dies everytime you masturbate...then I am very ashamed of myself.

I would be the Hitler of Kittens... and I am proud.

[UpperEastSideDave]

I'd give ESD about three fitty.

[thebarge]

Clemson grad here too.... small world.
I used to live in Greenville :)

[ralphbxny]

I herd the Italian with the open envelope...and cash leaves and enters as we need it.

[Friday]

Stugots told me that Italians make their checks out to cash.
Thats all I know.

And the wedding bill is normally covered by the BRIDE's family. That is the tradition at least. Open bar and all.....

just sayin

[Redding]

so whos going, i think i could make it....just have to take the train in the morning

[Friday]

so whos going, i think i could make it....just have to take the train in the morning

WANT to.
But I have this annoying thing called a job.
Might get in the way depending on how busy we are....

[Dblmeaness]

Why does Dave complain about money so much - so far, has he had to drop a dime for any of this. It has all been promo's including the ring. Am I wrong? Someone, please correct me.

[MinimumWage!]

Clemson grad here too.... small world.

Hey did you guys see that as soon as Clemson was mentioned that the adds at the bottom changed to ones about colleges and SC?

[epo]

Dolly wants cash to cover his bills? The guy is out of his mind!

[drjoek]

Why does Dave complain about money so much - so far, has he had to drop a dime for any of this. It has all been promo's including the ring. Am I wrong? Someone, please correct me.

Daves a low rent whore who may sell videos of the honeymoon if it will raise a buck

[epo]

Daves a low rent whore who may sell videos of the honeymoon if it will raise a buck

Eww.

[AngelAmy]

oh no, stugots may be banned from the wedding

[Arch Stanton]

Have to remind you about a 5,000 gift?

[UpperEastSideDave]

mafia life wedding!

[chili]

Hey did you guys see that as soon as Clemson was mentioned that the adds at the bottom changed to ones about colleges and SC?

I use AdBlock so I didn't see them but that's some pretty good targeting.

[Arch Stanton]

Well, there is an Irish Mafia

[MinimumWage!]

Gotta go buddies....
see ya tomorrow.

[drjoek]

Dave:"Why Have a Stat Wars Wedding?"

This from a guy who is holding his wedding as a radio promotion!!! What a pathetic couple he and Casey are!!!

[AngelAmy]

at least pixie is invited

[Bay Ridge Tim]

I love the idea of the Mafia Wedding.

Dave can introduce Casey to all his nephews named Peter and Paul.

[MadMatt]

Hey did you guys see that as soon as Clemson was mentioned that the adds at the bottom changed to ones about colleges and SC?

The board has text related "ad management." In other words, the ads tailor themselves to key words that are mentioned on the board. Kind of slick...

[Friday]

Arch Stanton and Friday sing a duet at the wedding...
... as we are both wedding singers!

wheeeee

[AngelAmy]

Arch Stanton and Friday sing a duet at the wedding...
... as we are both wedding singers!

wheeeee

that would be so awesome

[TjM]

Dave:"Why Have a Stat Wars Wedding?"

This from a guy who is holding his wedding as a radio promotion!!! What a pathetic couple he and Casey are!!!

No need for that

[ImpromptuRob]

xxx

[Hottub]

Arch Stanton and Friday sing a duet at the wedding...
... as we are both wedding singers!

wheeeee

Who will be sponsoring you guys?
:lol:


Oh shit. I guess I'm off the list now.

[drjoek]

No need for that


Just calling them as I see them

[ralphbxny]

Nice Arch and Friday!!

[drjoek]

He'll seel the video
See I called it!!!!!!

[ralphbxny]

HTG.....say it aint so!!

[Bay Ridge Tim]

Did Dave really just question whether Bob Marley is reggae or r&b?

[shodan]

Redemption song? Great song but it's an anti-slavery song..wow, Dave

At my wedding, we danced to "Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper (embarrassing thing is I picked it)

[shodan]

Did Dave really just question whether Bob Marley is reggae or r&b?


Yes he did..that's pretty bad

[EliSnow]

Here's the lyrics to Redemption Song:

Old pirates, yes, they rob i;
Sold I to the merchant ships,
Minutes after they took i
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong
By the and of the almighty.
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly.
Wont you help to sing
These songs of freedom? -
cause all I ever have:
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our minds.
Have no fear for atomic energy,
cause none of them can stop the time.
How long shall they kill our prophets,
While we stand aside and look? ooh!
Some say its just a part of it:
Weve got to fulfil de book.

Wont you help to sing
These songs of freedom? -
cause all I ever have:
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs.
---
/guitar break/
---
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our mind.
Wo! have no fear for atomic energy,
cause none of them-a can-a stop-a the time.
How long shall they kill our prophets,
While we stand aside and look?
Yes, some say its just a part of it:
Weve got to fulfil de book.
Wont you help to sing
Dese songs of freedom? -
cause all I ever had:
Redemption songs -
All I ever had:
Redemption songs:
These songs of freedom,
Songs of freedom

[Captain Awesome]

If it's a GnR song, I've always wanted Get in the Ring.

[Marc with a c]

a musical would be fucking awesome

[drjoek]

Boy do I miss FEZ!!!!!!

[TjM]

Holy christ he can't sing.. This hurts

[IMSlacker]

Dave's singing is soooo painfull to listen to.

[Friday]

I am so INTO this new concept!

Yay Musical!

HTG gets a tap solo!

[TjM]

My wedding song was actually by Buckcherry (Hidden track on Time Bomb)

[EliSnow]

I missed the last minute or so. Is that a Van song playing in the background?

[MadMatt]

Fez Marie MacDonald?

[briarhawk]

Negative comment: Dave's coming across surprisingly greedy with this whole wedding thing.
Is that the bit?

[IMSlacker]

So, Dave's brother is Charles Nelson Reilly?

[MasterSoySauce]

doesnt he talk about leaving in thank you?

[DolaMight]

what's that 80's song ron always plays when someone is creepy/stalking. It's from a movie.

Thanks what I'd love to hear for their official dance.

[Death Metal Moe]

Thank Christ I'm missing this one. I fucking can't stand when Dave starts singing.

And Musicals are for the fucking queers.

[TjM]

Ron is just punishing us by asking Dave to sing

[briarhawk]

Hmm...

"Maybe a little deeper, like a man sings"

Line of the day. :-)

[Arch Stanton]

Arch Stanton and Friday sing a duet at the wedding...
... as we are both wedding singers!

wheeeee

Absolutely my Budday!!!

[shodan]

"sing a like a man sings" Line of the day for me.

[Death Metal Moe]

Ron is just punishing us by asking Dave to sing

Ron is probably sitting there with a throbbing hard on, just imagining how fucking pissed you all are at this moment.

Cringe Radio has nothing on Bennington.

[rooter]

Nice. I used Maybe I'm Amazed just last week in my brothers wedding. I wish I had Dave's version to use. That would have rocked.

[ralphbxny]

I am all into this musical, renisance fair, wes anderson wedding!!

[ImpromptuRob]

I arrange orchestrations for productions- I would definitely help write for a DCC Musical Wedding.... nay Musical Wedding Experience

[IMSlacker]

Ron is just punishing us by asking Dave to sing

I was thinking the same thing. It's his way of saying "This is for all of you fuckers who haven't cancelled your subs yet!"

[TjM]

Ron is probably sitting there with a throbbing hard on, just imagining how fucking pissed you all are at this moment.

Cringe Radio has nothing on Bennington.

And that is why we love him