Abdul Misses Dog, Breaks Nose

[cupcakelove]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/22/people.paulaabdul.ap/index.html

Paula Abdul broke her nose over the weekend after she fell while trying to avoid stepping on her Chihuahua, her publicist said Monday.

I'm planning on 'avoiding the Chihuahua' a lot this holiday weekend. Lets hope I don't break any bones.

[Furtherman]

Yep. I've tried not to fall on the chihuahua many times. Gotta few scars to prove it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Avoiding stepping on Lil Dogs is the highest cause of Broken Bones, I say we donate money topay for this, she barely makes any Money

:king:

[drusilla]

i've tripped over my mini pincher before & one time i actually fell backwards into a glass door on my mothers breakfront. of course it was special curved smoke glass from italy that couldn't be replaced, so my parents had to change every door on the thing to match the new plain glass.

[Skellington]

i've tripped over my mini pincher before & one time i actually fell backwards into a glass door on my mothers breakfront. of course it was special curved smoke glass from italy that couldn't be replaced, so my parents had to change every door on the thing to match the new plain glass.

my roommates fat fuck friend fell ON my miniature pinscher and broke his leg. It cost me $3200 to get it fixed because it was such a complex break it required a doggie orthopedic surgeon. Better to break ones self than fall on the dog. broken noses heal. even after 4 weeks of healing and you knee yourself in the face while sneezing, breaking your nose again. true story.

http://photos.imageevent.com/kriegweasel/stupidshitforlj/small/doh.jpg

[drusilla]

oh my god that's so awful. my brother tripped over her & fell on her once when she was a puppy. she wasn't injured, but she never forgave him.

[grlNIN]

oh my god that's so awful. my brother tripped over her & fell on her once when she was a puppy. she wasn't injured, but she never forgave him.

That was no accident!

[FUNKMAN]

i saw Duke from this board hit a foul ball and it wound up hitting his dog - luckily his dog didn't get hurt. the look of terror on Duke's face was priceless

one morning around 3 a.m. one of my dark haired cats unbeknownst to me was sleeping across one of the top steps. i woke to go downstairs for some tums and after stepping/tripping on my cat I almost went down head first. thank goodness for strong railings

[drusilla]

That was no accident!

hmmm, now that you mention it.....

[Fezticle98]

Sometimes you fall on the chihuahua, sometimes the chihuahua falls on you.

[mendyweiss]

Me thinks Johnny Walker Black was involved here !!

[ralphbxny]

Me thinks Johnny Walker Black was involved here !!

Exactly!

[ralphbxny]

Or maybe she was being uppity and the chihuhua was he man!!

[Fezticle98]

Reached for comment, Randy Jackson replied, "Dawg, dawg!"

[reillyluck]

coverup story for a nosejob. silly civilians.

[Gaia]

Me thinks Johnny Walker Black was involved here !!

DING DING DING!!!!
I think shge was just fucking plastered and fell down. End of story. Goddamn drunk!!!

[Skellington]

coverup story for a nosejob. silly civilians.

she really didn't have much of a snauze to begin with.....i say drunken fall.

[Hottub]

Thaaank Yooou, Reilly.
Wake up, the rest of yous!!

[Havenostaples]

Cover up to get more pain meds

[drusilla]

coverup story for a nosejob. silly civilians.

supposedly she broke a toe & is all bruised up on her torso & arms too

makes me wonder if the dog was sitting on the stairs.