Girls Unite! Casey Elan conception watch thread.

[LordJezo]

Hey girls.

It's time to lend your advice and help plot out the best times for Casey to conceive her very own red headed baby. I know it's hard to time out the best times to get a boy, back in health class in high school the teacher showed us these graphs and charts about the best times of the month to get preggers.

So lets help out. She'll be with child soon enough and we don't want her to have a hard time. We can unite our forces, be with her during this wonderful time of making a life, and support her all the way.

Hopefully, maybe before anyone could even expect, we'll have an official Casey Elan Pregnancy watch thread as we guide her through her 9 months of growing a little Dave inside her belly.

[cupcakelove]

You are the king of the creepy threads.

[Tall_James]

This thread steps over the creepy line with both feet.

[Skellington]

......how about a thread about preventing gingers?

[FUNKMAN]

how about a Lord Jezo Watch!


as ronnie so eloquently puts it "you sick prick"


i'm kind of diggin it though

[Don Stugots]

......how about a thread about preventing gingers?

or something that prevents JEZO from starting these threads.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Lord Jezo Shocking and Creepy Again, I would never have guessed it

:king:

[Dougie Brootal]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/stalker.jpg

[LordJezo]

You guys are horrible.

Here I am just trying to help a fellow girl get the seed to the egg and all of you just come out against the whole idea.

Some fellow board member support you all have. At least she knows who her real friends are. I'm looking out for her and want to help while the rest of you are just looking down on it all.

Bah humbug to you too.

[sailor]

wait, lordjezo's a girl?? for real? that makes all the sheepy stuff way less creepy!

[Don Stugots]

Lord Jezo is a girl? who knew? Doug, i owe you 10 bucks. wouldnt you be Lordess or something?

[LordJezo]

wait, lordjezo's a girl?? for real? that makes all the sheepy stuff way less creepy!

Girl, queer, bi-curious.. what's the difference?

[Fezticle98]

wait, lordjezo's a girl?? for real? that makes all the sheepy stuff way less creepy!

And the pouncing begins in 3...2...

[sailor]

Girl, queer, bi-curious.. what's the difference?

do you even know what the word "fellow" means? it's not like it's a hard word like inconsolable...

[Friday]

Babies are scary.

Unless they are served on warm focaccia with balsamic and roasted red peppers.
Then they are delicious!

[Don Stugots]

Babies are scary.

Unless they are served on warm focaccia with balsamic and roasted red peppers.
Then they are delicious!

or with BBQ sauce. or am i thinking of Boobies? i forget. better check to be sure.

[sailor]

or with BBQ sauce. or am i thinking of Boobies? i forget. better check to be sure.

baby fricasseed in mother's milk, unless you keep kosher.

[reillyluck]

Girl, queer, bi-curious.. what's the difference?

thats even more creepier than your original post. :tongue:

[Hottub]

I like a nice dry rub.


Are we talking about babies, or boobies?

Whatever.

[burrben]

Girl, queer, bi-curious.. what's the difference?

to quote soutn park "god must be a little bi-curious"

[Crippler]

I like a nice dry rub.

Are we talking about babies, or boobies?

Whatever.

Does it matter? Yummy in either case.

[Death Metal Moe]

Girl, queer, bi-curious.. what's the difference?

About half a bottle of whiskey.

[JustJon]

Babies are scary.

Unless they are served on warm focaccia with balsamic and roasted red peppers.
Then they are delicious!

Here's where we disagree. I think slow roast over a spit is the best way to go.

[Friday]

Here's where we disagree. I think slow roast over a spit is the best way to go.

we should try this at the Rock a Hula Luau.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Here's where we disagree. I think slow roast over a spit is the best way to go.

Babies are scary.

Unless they are served on warm focaccia with balsamic and roasted red peppers.
Then they are delicious!

Cmon Guys Im Dieting, although Grilled Baby over a Salad with a Fat Free Dresing may be allowed

:king:

[Hottub]

I prefer the baby on a spit, and over a flame.

[cupcakelove]

I prefer my baby raw, wrapped in seaweed with some rice, and dipped in a wasabi and soy sauce mixture.

[torker]

Girl, queer, bi-curious.. what's the difference?
About half a bottle of whiskey.http://radioamerica.podomatic.com/2006-03-29T15_58_08-08_00.jpg

[LordJezo]

Any chance we can get this thread back on track and discuss Dave's girlfriend's ovulation cycles or is it just going to fall apart into silly cats?

[Reephdweller]

Just the idea for this thread by Jezo is very creepy.

[ralphbxny]

I like your persistence...but a flame broiled baby is delicious...especially over this memorial day weekend. I am lookin so forward.

Maybe I can get my friends to listen to the Experience and not music during our sunday BBQ!! I hear the Good Don is having a baby-cue on Sunday!

[JPMNICK]

your threads make me nervous

[LordJezo]

your threads make me nervous

And you are okay with her having a difficult time getting pregnant and feeling an internal loss due to potential miscarriages and infertility?

This thread was supposed to be about support and love, now it's about eating her unborn child.

[Friday]

And you are okay with her having a difficult time getting pregnant and feeling an internal loss due to potential miscarriages and infertility?

This thread was supposed to be about support and love, now it's about eating her unborn child.

No No No.... it's about eating the child once it has been born.
Unborn children have a not-quite-ripe ... almost rubbery texture that just doesn't bode well with my digestive system.

[hurlmon]

Cooking it Low and slow is the only way to go.

I'm thinikng a nice dry rub and then a slow Hickory smoking.

Of course turning up the temp for teh last 30 mins to get the skin nice a crispy.

MMm
MMM
MMm.
Now I need to get my hands on a fresh baby for this weekend.

[thelyonhart]

No No No.... it's about eating the child once it has been born.
Unborn children have a not-quite-ripe ... almost rubbery texture that just doesn't bode well with my digestive system.

Funny story, once I had some baby leftovers, and i got lazy and microwaved them the next day. It was SO rubbery i yelled throughout my office "This baby is so rubbery, its like I'm eating fetus!" man we all had a good laugh.

[reillyluck]

any griller knows to only flip the baby over once during grilling.

[Furtherman]

And you have to grill face down first. Get the short moment of screaming out of the way.

[Marc with a c]

i'm getting dave and casey a baby rotisserie .

[Skellington]

No No No.... it's about eating the child once it has been born.
Unborn children have a not-quite-ripe ... almost rubbery texture that just doesn't bode well with my digestive system.

Fresh placenta = fine fried food or revitalizing facial treatment. true story.

[Skellington]

And you are okay with her having a difficult time getting pregnant and feeling an internal loss due to potential miscarriages and infertility?

This thread was supposed to be about support and love, now it's about eating her unborn child.

So you are saying that infertile woman suffer internal loss? pfffftt on that, a broken uterus was the best news i ever received!

I think the baby cusine is a far better topic than dead baby jokes. More tasteful..literally......

[Caseyelan]

Not to be a not get the bit chick or anything....

but there is no need for this thread...

Your gal casey is unable to have kids!!!!!!!!!!

HURRAH! NO GINGER JEWS!!!!!!!!! :)

[JPMNICK]

Not to be a not get the bit chick or anything....

but there is no need for this thread...

Your gal casey is unable to have kids!!!!!!!!!!

HURRAH! NO GINGER JEWS!!!!!!!!! :)

Ginger Jews sounds like a delicious new flavor of girl scouts cookies

[mikeyboy]

Ginger juice? Sounds delicious. You could probably add that to the baby marinate.

[reillyluck]

Not to be a not get the bit chick or anything....

but there is no need for this thread...

Your gal casey is unable to have kids!!!!!!!!!!

HURRAH! NO GINGER JEWS!!!!!!!!! :)

that seriously made me laugh out loud and now my co workers think im nuts! hahahaha

[Caseyelan]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. I like ginger root.

[reillyluck]

Jews for Gingers!!!! Testify my sista!

[Fezticle98]

Let's all go out for ginger beers to celebrate!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I like a little Ginger Jew on my Baby Sashimi add some Wasabi and call it a day

:king:

[LordJezo]

Not to be a not get the bit chick or anything....

but there is no need for this thread...

Your gal casey is unable to have kids!!!!!!!!!!

HURRAH! NO GINGER JEWS!!!!!!!!! :)

Man what?

Really? Does Dave know this? He is always talking about having lots of little Daves. You won't be his baby producing factory?

[Caseyelan]

Man what?

Really? Does Dave know this? He is always talking about having lots of little Daves. You won't be his baby producing factory?

No... I let it out on a messageboard before telling the man I am marrying. I am that type of chick.

[Friday]

Not to be a not get the bit chick or anything....

but there is no need for this thread...

Your gal casey is unable to have kids!!!!!!!!!!

HURRAH! NO GINGER JEWS!!!!!!!!! :)

:lol: i think i just peed a little from all the laughing




Seriously though, remember there is always adoption.
Babies from china are especially delicious when stir fried with broccoli and water chestnuts.

[Don Stugots]

Not to be a not get the bit chick or anything....

but there is no need for this thread...

Your gal casey is unable to have kids!!!!!!!!!!

HURRAH! NO GINGER JEWS!!!!!!!!! :)

but we can still dream of how delicious they would taste. is that so wrong?

fun-do baby?

[lleeder]

I think you take a baby then you wrap it in in a brownie then you wrap it in a pizza.

[drjoek]

I prefer my baby raw, wrapped in seaweed with some rice, and dipped in a wasabi and soy sauce mixture.

http://elqui.dcsc.utfsm.cl/humor/Whazzup/3-wasabi.jpg
http://www.docmelamed.com/Whazzup/wasabi.gif

[DarkHippie]

I think you take a baby then you wrap it in in a brownie then you wrap it in a pizza.

:thumbup:

I personally like a country fried baby with some black eyed peas and placenta hoppin johns. Real soul food

[Tenbatsuzen]

See, with Memorial Day coming up I'm thinkin' clambake baby.


Or barren womb fricassee.

[Hottub]

Can't go wrong with pulled baby sandwiches. You slow grill a dry-rubbed baby over a low flame until the meat is practically falling off the bone. Pull and shred with a fork. Sautee in a skilllet with BBQ sauce. Serve on a fresh roll with baked beans and coleslaw on the side.

[Don Stugots]

jerk-baby with curry and extra sauce. with some peas and rice on the side.

[lleeder]

jerk-baby with curry and extra sauce. with some peas and rice on the side.

My wife loves it that way.

[sailor]

No... I let it out on a messageboard before telling the man I am marrying. I am that type of chick.

hott!

[LordJezo]

Not to be a not get the bit chick or anything....

but there is no need for this thread...

Your gal casey is unable to have kids!!!!!!!!!!

HURRAH! NO GINGER JEWS!!!!!!!!! :)

YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!

[reillyluck]

YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!

Your stupid. You do realize that had she been lying she'd be like 6-7 months pregnant!

:wallbash:

[LordJezo]

Your stupid. You do realize that had she been lying she'd be like 6-7 months pregnant!

:wallbash:

Huh?

So she went from having a barren womb to being able to bare children? It's a miracle then.

[reillyluck]

Huh?

So she went from having a barren womb to being able to bare children? It's a miracle then.

stump the Jezo!!!!!

[LordJezo]

stump the Jezo!!!!!

Yeah, really.

She said that she was unable to have kids. Doesn't that mean that she has womb problems? Why else would she be unable to have them? She didn't say Dave was sterile or that she didn't want to have them, but she was unable to have them.

[Fallon]

Congratulations on 2000 creepy posts!

[mikeyboy]

Yeah, really.

She said that she was unable to have kids. Doesn't that mean that she has womb problems? Why else would she be unable to have them? She didn't say Dave was sterile or that she didn't want to have them, but she was unable to have them.

None of your fucking business unless she or Dave want to talk about it. I have no tolerance on this kind of thing today.