Wash. Your. Hands.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I recently started a new job, which means getting used to new bathrooms in a new office.

At my last job, there was a very nice one-toilet bathroom which was nice and private.

Anyway, I've caught two different people who work in the office use the facilities and leave without washing their hands. I know this because I'm usually at the sink and they do their business and leave without stopping at the sink.

Needless to say, I've been completely grossed out. How the hell can someone use a PUBLIC restroom and not wash their hands? Hell, use a restroom PERIOD and not wash their hands? It's the ultimate in disgusting. I have a whole sanitizing station at my desk, with purell, desk wipes, and hand wipes.

[Furtherman]

You know, if you keep your pecker clean, it would be logical to wash your hands BEFORE you piss, then it really wouldn't matter if you washed afterwards, unless you piss on your hands for some reason.

After a duce though, there is no excuse.

[cupcakelove]

You know, if you keep your pecker clean, it would be logical to wash your hands BEFORE you piss, then it really wouldn't matter if you washed afterwards, unless you piss on your hands for some reason.

After a duce though, there is no excuse.

This is exactly how I feel!!

[PapaBear]

Not only do I wash my hands, I use a paper towel to turn off the water (or my elbow on those faucets with long handles) and open the door.

[cupcakelove]

Not only do I wash my hands, I use a paper towel to turn off the water (or my elbow on those faucets with long handles) and open the door.

It always drives me nuts when I wash my hands, then turn and have to touch a door handle, I feel like I'm undoing everything I just worked on.

[Friday]

AGREED 1 BILLION %!!!!

I am so horrified by people who don't wash after doing ANYTHING in the bathroom.

Coincidentally, one of my friends here at work was using the facilities today and witnessed someone committing this VERY OFFENSE. She made sure to note the shoes the culprit was wearing and a couple of the girls just went on a witch hunt to find this person out.
Not sure it accomplished anything, but it was certainly entertaining... and now we know who NOT to shake hands with..... GROSS!

:wacko:

[KC2OSO]

I must work with the same filthy animals as you do. I made a sign and taped it to the back of the bathroom door. It's still up there and I think it worked. Nobody needs to know you put it up.
http://www.instant-art.com/catalog-safetysigns/mandatory/images/mand114-now%20wash%20hands%202.jpg

[J.Clints]

I work were we make HBC Item(soaps lotions MW) And there are a few of the material Handlers who will leave the Bathroom and get right back on there lift. I HATE THIS. IT MAKES ME SICK>

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the Sign in the Restroom should state "Humans Must Wash Hands" not Employees

:king:

[IamPixie]

http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/blammo/nicklo/nimages/filbert.gif

[epo]

Man's best friend:

http://www.trycare.co.uk/chiropodists/techdata/purell.gif

[underdog]

Unless you're pissing on your hands, I don't get the big deal. People stick their hands down their pants all day long. Your crotch area is probably one of the cleanest areas on your body (which I think they actually proved on an episode of Bullshit).

Now, if you're pissing or shitting on your hands every time you use the bathroom, washing your hands is the least of your problems.

[J.Clints]

My company makes Germ X

http://germx.com/images/germx_06_05.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

My company makes Germ X

http://germx.com/images/germx_06_05.jpg

Why is it so sticky when it dries? That's why I'm a purell guy.

[PapaBear]

Man's best friend:

http://www.trycare.co.uk/chiropodists/techdata/purell.gif
Particularly for anyone who handles money. Cash is one of the most vile, disgusting, germ infested substance on the planet. When I see people hold a bill with their mouth, I want to puke!

[DonInNC]

I usually wash my hands when I take a leak simply because its as good a time as any for a handwashing. I can't imagine letting people I know see me leaving the restroom without washing.

[MHasegawa]

i cant believe people still get up in arms about this. I cant remember the last time I washed my hands atta toilet.

Ol Pissfingers they used to call me

[J.Clints]

Why is it so sticky when it dries? That's why I'm a purell guy.

You might have gotten the Batch I batched in.

[reeshy]

When I was in nursing school.....we had a 45 minute class on how to properly wash your hands...still do it the same way to this day!!!!!

[TooLowBrow]

Not only do I wash my hands, I use a paper towel to turn off the water (or my elbow on those faucets with long handles) and open the door.
because of my ocd's i have to use my tongue to turn off the sink AND to open the door... and i have to touch my nose to your nose if its the first time i'm meeting you. i rarely wash my hands after doing anything

[Don Stugots]

i wash my hands in the toilet.

[TooLowBrow]

i wash my hands in the toilet.

i say warsh instead of wash

[Don Stugots]

i say warsh instead of wash

so does my dad.

[cougarjake13]

Unless you're pissing on your hands, I don't get the big deal. People stick their hands down their pants all day long. Your crotch area is probably one of the cleanest areas on your body (which I think they actually proved on an episode of Bullshit).

Now, if you're pissing or shitting on your hands every time you use the bathroom, washing your hands is the least of your problems.

its b/c of all the nasty shit you may have touched once you entered the bathroom

or anything you did previously before entering the work place, resturant, wherever the bathroom you're going into may be

[weezcase]

i am always sure to wash my hands at a public bathroom, but at home i take a piss and go about my business unless i am cooking, anyone else like this

[lleeder]

I like to be extra clean. I wash my hands , then my dick everytime I pee at work. Strangely enough noone uses the sink after me.

[J.Clints]

I like to be extra clean. I wash my hands , then my dick everytime I pee at work. Strangely enough noone uses the sink after me.

Post of the day.:lol:

[Kevin]

so does my dad.

So is it also Warshington??

[PapaBear]

So is it also Warshington??
nvm

[WhistlePig]

Particularly for anyone who handles money. Cash is one of the most vile, disgusting, germ infested substance on the planet. When I see people hold a bill with their mouth, I want to puke!

I totally agree, Papabear! I remember this girl in 3rd grade that would hold her milk money change in her mouth and it always made me want to vomit. I'm getting queasy right now thinking about it!

I also saw an employee at a deli/liquor store leave her post at the cash register where she was counting coins to go make a sandwich without washing her hands beforehand. YECHHH!

[Friday]

Unless you're pissing on your hands, I don't get the big deal. People stick their hands down their pants all day long. Your crotch area is probably one of the cleanest areas on your body (which I think they actually proved on an episode of Bullshit).

Now, if you're pissing or shitting on your hands every time you use the bathroom, washing your hands is the least of your problems.

BLECH!
YOUR mindset is one of the reasons I got Hepatitis A in college. (contracted in my school cafeteria, most likely by an employee who did not wash their hands)
People who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom spread diseases. Nasty!

[hunnerbun]

Hehe...I thought I was on the wrong message board when I saw this thread. Another board I post on has an exact same thread as this...started for the very same reason.
Must be an epidemic of slobbiness!

[J.Clints]

BLECH!
YOUR mindset is one of the reasons I got Hepatitis A in college. (contracted in my school cafeteria, most likely by an employee who did not wash their hands)
People who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom spread diseases. Nasty!

its only one of the reasons?

[Fat_Sunny]

I have a whole sanitizing station at my desk, with purell, desk wipes, and hand wipes.

Good Lord. There's One Other Thing You Need On That Desk: A Psychiatrist.

Seriously, Do You Realize That Your Co-Workers Are Laughing At You?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Good Lord. There's One Other Thing You Need On That Desk: A Psychiatrist.

Seriously, Do You Realize That Your Co-Workers Are Laughing At You?

actually, three of the five members of my team also have purell at their desks.

[Fat_Sunny]

actually, three of the five members of my team also have purell at their desks.

Do They Have The Desk Wipes And The Hand Wipes Too?

If "Yes", Then Make It A "Group Therapist".

Seriously, You Sound A Bit Nutty.


(Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.)

[Don Stugots]

So is it also Warshington??

hmmm, i dont know. i will ask him tomorrow and let you know.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Do They Have The Desk Wipes And The Hand Wipes Too?

If "Yes", Then Make It A "Group Therapist".

Seriously, You Sound A Bit Nutty.


(Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.)

You talk in the third person, and you're saying *I* sound nutty? There's only one person that can pull that off, and from the looks of things, you're not half black/half samoan with a 500 dollar shirt.

I like being clean. Is that a crime?

[Fat_Sunny]

You talk in the third person, and you're saying *I* sound nutty? There's only one person that can pull that off, and from the looks of things, you're not half black/half samoan with a 500 dollar shirt.

I like being clean. Is that a crime?

No, It Is Not A Crime, But Compulsive Cleanliness Is A Dis-Order.

And Yes, When A Nutty Board Character Thinks That A Real Human Is Nutty, Then The Real Human Must Be REALLY, REALLY Nutty.

Fat's Just Kinda Hopin' You Analyze Things, To See If The Desk Situation Might Not Be Overkill. Peace Out.

[A.J.]

No matter where I go, office/bar/restaurant, if I see some filthy excuse of a human being walk out a bathroom without washing their hands, I want to stick their face in the toilet like a puppy that just pissed the carpet.

Same with the people that don't flush either.

[SatCam]

I always wash my hands after using the bathroom, but when I'm working my hands are always covered with dirt and all that crap. I only wash them off at the end of the night when I get home

[A.J.]

No matter where I go, office/bar/restaurant, if I see some filthy excuse of a human being walk out a bathroom without washing their hands, I want to stick their face in the toilet like a puppy that just pissed the carpet.

Same with the people that don't flush either.

I don't believe it -- I was in a bar last night and when I went to the head, I found some scumbag left a log floating in the bowl.

I hate people.

[Andomray]

i wash my hands in the toilet.

i say warsh instead of wash

My grandma says "terlet" instead of toilet.

I warsh my hands in the terlet.

[Crispy123]

Washing your hands is one of the best ways to keep from getting sick. I constantly wash my hands throughout the day, however, most public restrooms I've been in if the only thing I touch while I'm in there is my dick, that is the cleanest my hands are going to be.

[Jujubees2]

I totally agree, Papabear! I remember this girl in 3rd grade that would hold her milk money change in her mouth and it always made me want to vomit. I'm getting queasy right now thinking about it!

I also saw an employee at a deli/liquor store leave her post at the cash register where she was counting coins to go make a sandwich without washing her hands beforehand. YECHHH!

I went into a deli once to get a sandwich and the employee was outside having a cigarette. He came in and went right behind the counter, not even attempting to wash his hands, and asked what I wanted. I just said "nothing" and left.

[Thebazile78]

No, It Is Not A Crime, But Compulsive Cleanliness Is A Dis-Order.

And Yes, When A Nutty Board Character Thinks That A Real Human Is Nutty, Then The Real Human Must Be REALLY, REALLY Nutty.

Fat's Just Kinda Hopin' You Analyze Things, To See If The Desk Situation Might Not Be Overkill. Peace Out.

Did you know that your desk at work is one of the dirtiest, germiest places in your entire office? (http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/12/13/cold.flu.desk/index.html)

You're there every day, for at least 7 hours each day.

Your phone and computer keyboard collect dirt, dust and finger oils no matter how clean your hands are and if you're sick, you allow the germs to collect on the surfaces whenever you breathe.

If you don't wipe down your desk during cold & flu season, especially after you yourself have been sick, you're risking re-infection with resistant bugs.

Personally, I keep a small canister of Lysol wipes at my desk and wipe down my phone, keyboard and workstation at least once a month, but will do this every night before I go home if I've been sick recently.

I have a bottle of hand sanitizer to use after blowing my nose or coughing because the ladies' room is across the building from me and it's not always feasible to get there to wash up.

I also wash my hands frequently, especially during cold & flu season and everybody else is sick(!) to reduce my chances of getting whatever they had.

Does this make me neurotic or compulsive? No.

Perhaps overly cautious, but since they limited the total number of sick days I'm able to take before being penalized, I'd rather be cautious than out of work.

[Fat_Sunny]

Does this make me neurotic or compulsive? No.

Perhaps overly cautious, but since they limited the total number of sick days I'm able to take before being penalized, I'd rather be cautious than out of work.


The Guy Who Started This Thread Said: I have a whole sanitizing station at my desk...

F_S Thinks That Having A "Sanitizing Station" At One's Desk Is At Least OCD, And Possibly Borderline Insane.

Fat Comes From The School "What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger". The More You Are Exposed To Stuff, The More Immunities You Build Up Against The Day To Germs. To Prove It Works, Here Is Fat's Sick-Days Record:

7 Years Elementary School 1 Day Missed
6 Years Middle + High School 0 Days Missed
4 Years College 4 Years Missed (But That Wasn't From Sickeness!)
35 Years Working 1/2 Day Missed (1994 For Knee Surgery In The Morning)

For Some Reason, Fat's Generation Raised Your Generation To Be A Bunch Of Paranoid Babies.

Fat Criticized The Gen Y'ers Earlier In The Year, But Sheepy Chided Him For That (Calling Him An Erin-Moran-Like Board Character). But F_S Does Believe That The Gen Y'ers And The Late-Term Gen X'ers Were Raised Way Too Protected, And Are Living Life Way Too Timidly.

Fat's Not Suggesting You Have Unprotected Sex With Gay Men, But Just That You Not Be So Paranoid About Things Like Desks, And Phones, And The Sun, And Flying Alone, And Trans Fats, And Seatbelts And On And On.

The Paranoia Is Much Worse Than The Cold!

[Marc with a c]

lleeder is older then he looks

[Fat_Sunny]

lleeder is older then he looks

And Obviously Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much Smarter Than He Lets On When He Posts As Lleeder.

[chubb257]

Good thread. We have a public toilet that is shared by my company and another one. There are a couple of people in my office that don't wash after pissing, but they are from Asia so I don't know if that has anything to do with it.

But the other company is just the worst. They don't even wash their hands after shitting(sorry to be so graphic). One of the guys just runs the water under his hands with no soap so he is just wiping his own fecal juice on everything he touches.

And then there is what I call Crazy Smelly Guy(real original name). He will go into the stall, do his business, and then will just walk out. No flushing, no washing, nothing. Sometimes he won't even shut the stall door. Sometimes he just walks in, grabs some paper towels, wets them down, goes into the stall, doesn't close the door, and like a homeless man, pulls his pants down and begins to just rub himself down cleaning his ass and balls. I had the privilege of walking in on this. You can smell him before you even walk into the bathroom.

[Jujubees2]

I'm with Fat_Sunny on this one. All these anti-bacterial soaps and sanitizing agents just stop our bodies from developing natural defenses so when you do get hit by a germ, it's worse than it should be.

Shoot, I still abide by the five second rule!

[Soupy_Dreck]

i wash my hands in the toilet.

death metal moe's toilet?

[RoseBlood]

Fat's Not Suggesting You Have Unprotected Sex With Gay Men, But Just That You Not Be So Paranoid About Things Like Desks, And Phones, And The Sun, And Flying Alone, And Trans Fats, And Seatbelts And On And On.

The Paranoia Is Much Worse Than The Cold!

I am admittedly slightly paranoid of germs but not to the point that I'd actually label myself a germaphobe. I do wash my hands often and carry Purell with me. I try to avoid touching bathroom door knobs whenever I can. I realize with all the stuff we are exposed to everyday I'm really just giving myself a false sense of hygenic security but it makes me feel better and that's all I care about.

I agree sometimes the paranoia can be much worse than the cold. The stress one puts on oneself worrying about getting sick lowers the bodies immunity so everything winds up balancing out in the end. I can't say I blame people for worrying about getting sick in this country as we have the least sick/personal/vacation time allowed compared to other developed countries.

Ron once called it "The Pussification of America" is alive and well but in some aspects I just call it progress. Things change and we have to make adjustments, I don't think it is crazy for our generation to be so concerned about the damaging effects of the sun. While I don't think avoiding the sun altogether is the answer it's good to remind people to use sunscreen properly.

[RoseBlood]

My grandma says "terlet" instead of toilet.

I warsh my hands in the terlet.
Haha.. does she say Earl instead of Oil too?

I'm with Fat_Sunny on this one. All these anti-bacterial soaps and sanitizing agents just stop our bodies from developing natural defenses so when you do get hit by a germ, it's worse than it should be.

Shoot, I still abide by the five second rule!

This is true.

[IamPixie]

http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/blammo/nicklo/nimages/filbert.gif

i can't believe this didnt get one laugh.




I won't reply to my own posts anymore. sorry.

[Fat_Sunny]

Roseblood, Fat Has Been A Sun Worshipper From Way Back, And You Have Been Misled By The Dermatologists. The Real Doctors Are Finally Starting To Contradict What They Have Been Preaching.

The Sun Is Your Body's Natural Source Of VITAMIN D. We Are Now Finding That Alot Of The Important Cancers Are Related To Vit D Deficiences.

Did You Know That The Incidence of EVERY Major Cancer DECREASES The Closer You Get To The Equator? Fat Found This Cancer Map Today; There Are Other Similar Ones For Breast And Other Cancers:

http://www.sunarc.org/colswm71.gif

Why Do You Think That Is? Lots Of Doctors Are Now Thinking It Is Because The Farther South You Go, The More Vitamin D You Get.

F_S Realizes That The Sun Causes Wrinkles. As A Man, That Does Not Bother Fat At All. It Also Causes The Easily-Curable Skin Cancers. It Does Not, According To Harvard, Cause Deadly Melanoma.

Fat Would Much Rather Have A Little Patch Lasered Off His Arm, Then Have His Colon Removed!!!!

Fat Just Wishes People Would Think For Themselves, And Enjoy Life And Stop Worrying About Such Stupid Stuff!!

[Death Metal Moe]

death metal moe's toilet?

Sneak in there while I'm showering, you'll get a nice surprise.

[furie]

there's a guy in my office that doesn't wash his hands or flush.
fucking animal.

[J.Clints]

I like to wipe my ass then like my fingers clean.

[RoseBlood]

Roseblood, Fat Has Been A Sun Worshipper From Way Back, And You Have Been Misled By The Dermatologists. The Real Doctors Are Finally Starting To Contradict What They Have Been Preaching.

The Sun Is Your Body's Natural Source Of VITAMIN D. We Are Now Finding That Alot Of The Important Cancers Are Related To Vit D Deficiences.

Did You Know That The Incidence of EVERY Major Cancer DECREASES The Closer You Get To The Equator? Fat Found This Cancer Map Today; There Are Other Similar Ones For Breast And Other Cancers:

http://www.sunarc.org/colswm71.gif

Why Do You Think That Is? Lots Of Doctors Are Now Thinking It Is Because The Farther South You Go, The More Vitamin D You Get.

F_S Realizes That The Sun Causes Wrinkles. As A Man, That Does Not Bother Fat At All. It Also Causes The Easily-Curable Skin Cancers. It Does Not, According To Harvard, Cause Deadly Melanoma.

Fat Would Much Rather Have A Little Patch Lasered Off His Arm, Then Have His Colon Removed!!!!

Fat Just Wishes People Would Think For Themselves, And Enjoy Life And Stop Worrying About Such Stupid Stuff!!


I am aware of the sun exposure to vit. D link. R_B just hopes F_S realizes that a limited outdoor lifestyle can be counterbalanced through a diet rich in oily fish, eggs, green leafy vegetables etc as well as other various fortified foods available to us today. I am not saying everyone should completely avoid the sun however, we only need small amounts of sun exposure for the body to produce a healthy level of the essential Vit. D.

[Bulldogcakes]

I always wash my hands, and then dry them off on Roseblood's shirt.

But first I spritz everyone in the room with the water dripping off my hands. Stu gets so mad, and starts yelling at me and I loff and loff and loff.

[lleeder]

And Obviously Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much Smarter Than He Lets On When He Posts As Lleeder.

Fuck you cuntface

[PhishHead]

I always wash my hands, and then dry them off on Roseblood's shirt.

Nope sorry, thats what I do.

[TrailerTrash]

My boyfriend told me the most interesting - or rather disgusting - story today. He works in a company that uses up the entire floor of the building they are in. When he was in the bathroom the other day, someone he works with came in, went into a stall, and proceeded to do his business. When the guy was done, my boyfriend said that he heard the sound of a cell phone camera shutter go off twice. On the second time around, the guy said "yummy."

WTF is that all about??? EWWW

but yes I agree people who don't wash after using the bathroom are savages!

[boeman]

Screw that... washing my hands after I piss takes too much time... I just soap up my hands before I start, and wash them in my piss.

[sailor]

was just in the bathroom and someone walked in and began to wash his hands. ok. then he went to use the urinal. ok, just a little odd. maybe some germaphobe or he'd just spilled something on his hands. whatever. then, he finishes and just WALKS THE FUCK OUT. i am totally baffled by the whole incident.

[PhishHead]

was just in the bathroom and someone walked in and began to wash his hands. ok. then he went to use the urinal. ok, just a little odd. maybe some germaphobe or he'd just spilled something on his hands. whatever. then, he finishes and just WALKS THE FUCK OUT. i am totally baffled by the whole incident.

i see that all the time in my office building it makes no sense, the best was this guy washed his hands, went into a stall went #2 then just walked out, like the hand wash before hand was a preemptive strike and enabled him to just leave

[Furtherman]

was just in the bathroom and someone walked in and began to wash his hands. ok. then he went to use the urinal. ok, just a little odd. maybe some germaphobe or he'd just spilled something on his hands. whatever. then, he finishes and just WALKS THE FUCK OUT. i am totally baffled by the whole incident.

Actually, that is the more logical way to do it.

You don't wash your hands first, your touching your junk with all the germs you have accumulated since your last hand washing. You wash your hands first, then your touching your junk with clean hands.

If you showered that day, your junk is clean. Clean on clean action. Then it's not necessary to wash. It's socially polite, but not necessary, unless you piss on your hands.

Or you have a dirty dick.

[Furtherman]

i see that all the time in my office building it makes no sense, the best was this guy washed his hands, went into a stall went #2 then just walked out, like the hand wash before hand was a preemptive strike and enabled him to just leave

That's just nasty. Anytime #2 - you better be washing hands.

[sailor]

That's just nasty. Anytime #2 - you better be washing hands.

i'm not saying your stuff is dirty, but if some guy puts his hand down his pants and rgabs his junk, you're probably not going to want to shake hands with him right after.

[topless_mike]

nasty
we have a guy here at work that in my 7 years, i have seen him wash his hands maybe 2x.
he's also got a bad problem of yanking on the stall door when your feet are clearly visible under the stall door.

[Furtherman]

nasty
he's also got a bad problem of yanking on the stall door when your feet are clearly visible under the stall door.

I don't understand those guys either. The door is shut for one thing, when most are open when empty. Plus, take a look at the floors. Morons.

[Tenbatsuzen]

As an update, one of the two people who don't wash their hands is no longer with the company.

[Don Stugots]

As an update, one of the two people who don't wash their hands is no longer with the company.

i was just thinking about them last night when i could sleep. i was standing at the window looking out into the night sky. regina turned and looked at me and asked "what you are thinking about?" to which i answered "I am thinking about Matty Fridays' co-workers that do not wash their hands after they pee. those animals. I wonder if they still work there."

tonight, i my slumber shall be great. thank you.

p.s. wash your hands. i do not get the chance to alot of times during the day since there are no working bathrooms on my jobs for most of the project. i bring purel with me at times i feel like i need soap and hot water.

[Fat_Sunny]

was just in the bathroom and someone walked in and began to wash his hands. ok. then he went to use the urinal. ok, just a little odd. maybe some germaphobe or he'd just spilled something on his hands. whatever. then, he finishes and just WALKS THE FUCK OUT. i am totally baffled by the whole incident.

So You Stood There And Watched As A Guy Walked In; Washed His Hands; Widdled Into The Urinal; Finished And Walks Out. And There Stands Sailor Still Watching, He Must Have Been Pretty HOT To Keep You Attention so Long!!

[Don Stugots]

So You Stood There And Watched As A Guy Walked In; Washed His Hands; Widdled Into The Urinal; Finished And Walks Out. And There Stands Sailor Still Watching, He Must Have Been Pretty HOT To Keep You Attention so Long!!

:clap: :lol:

[Tenbatsuzen]

So You Stood There And Watched As A Guy Walked In; Washed His Hands; Widdled Into The Urinal; Finished And Walks Out. And There Stands Sailor Still Watching, He Must Have Been Pretty HOT To Keep You Attention so Long!!

Get of a visual in your head of Buscemi watching the carnage in the first 10 minutes of "Desperado".

[sailor]

So You Stood There And Watched As A Guy Walked In; Washed His Hands; Widdled Into The Urinal; Finished And Walks Out. And There Stands Sailor Still Watching, He Must Have Been Pretty HOT To Keep You Attention so Long!!

i actually thought aboot posting what i was doing at the time, before someone came up with some smart-aleck remark, but decided not to since i was at work and don't feel comfortable taking time out of my day to post. well, here goes: while i was pissing he came in and started to wash his hands. he finished quickly and then went to the other urinal. then i went to wash my hands, because i'm a fuckin' gentleman. then, while drying my hands he walked out.

[Fat_Sunny]

i actually thought aboot posting what i was doing at the time, before someone came up with some smart-aleck remark, but decided not to since i was at work and don't feel comfortable taking time out of my day to post. well, here goes: while i was pissing he came in and started to wash his hands. he finished quickly and then went to the other urinal. then i went to wash my hands, because i'm a fuckin' gentleman. then, while drying my hands he walked out.

How Big Was His Weenie....Cause F_S Has A Hunch You Were Peakin!

[sailor]

How Big Was His Weenie....Cause F_S Has A Hunch You Were Peakin!

stop being a size queen.

[Don Stugots]

stop being a size queen.

thats not a No, i wasnt peeking.

[RogerPodacter]

i dont ever get sick. ever. and usually dont wash my hands unless some sprinkletts get on there. george carlin said it best:

"when we were little we used to swim in the hudson river. i had a well strengthened immune system. i never got sick, cause i was swimming in raw sewage!"

or something to that effect.

[Lumber]

I recently started a new job, which means getting used to new bathrooms in a new office.

At my last job, there was a very nice one-toilet bathroom which was nice and private.

Anyway, I've caught two different people who work in the office use the facilities and leave without washing their hands. I know this because I'm usually at the sink and they do their business and leave without stopping at the sink.

Needless to say, I've been completely grossed out. How the hell can someone use a PUBLIC restroom and not wash their hands? Hell, use a restroom PERIOD and not wash their hands? It's the ultimate in disgusting. I have a whole sanitizing station at my desk, with purell, desk wipes, and hand wipes.

Good God...

[scottinnj]

Since I wash my hands when I use the bathroom, may I segway into what is even worse?

Biting a donut and putting it back, thus ruining the donut itself and the rest of the box.

Or biting and returning food in general. GROSS!

[Crispy123]

Unless you're pissing on your hands, I don't get the big deal. People stick their hands down their pants all day long. Your crotch area is probably one of the cleanest areas on your body (which I think they actually proved on an episode of Bullshit).

Now, if you're pissing or shitting on your hands every time you use the bathroom, washing your hands is the least of your problems.

Yeah, If my pecker is the only thing my hands touch in most public restrooms, that's the cleanest they will ever be.

[sailor]

Unless you're pissing on your hands, I don't get the big deal. People stick their hands down their pants all day long. Your crotch area is probably one of the cleanest areas on your body (which I think they actually proved on an episode of Bullshit).

Now, if you're pissing or shitting on your hands every time you use the bathroom, washing your hands is the least of your problems.

who the fuck is sticking "their hands down their pants all day long"??

[Crispy123]

who the fuck is sticking "their hands down their pants all day long"??

:innocent::bye::smoke:

[sailor]

:innocent::bye::smoke:

aaaaaaaaand, no handshakes for cpw3.

ewwwwww

[Crispy123]

aaaaaaaaand, no handshakes for cpw3.

ewwwwww

Sometimes I pick my nose too. :wink:

[KC2OSO]

Since I wash my hands when I use the bathroom, may I segway into what is even worse?

Biting a donut and putting it back, thus ruining the donut itself and the rest of the box.

Or biting and returning food in general. GROSS!
You are a thread derailer! HA!:ohmy:
So am I.

Anyway. double-dipping is a no-no. Few people even recognize it tho.

[Gwen]

I am not saying that it is okay to do this. I personally wash my hands every time I am in the rest room. The rest rooms at my office not only have soap and water, but also purel on the counters for people who would prefer to use that. I am a soap and water girl, but I will on occasion use the purel at my desk afterwards just because it is there. Is it possible that some people who have purel or other hand sanitizers on their desks might just skip the washing in the bathroom (because they know they're going to have to touch gross doorknobs everywhere) to sanitize at their desks. Yes, many are animals, but not all.


We are germ-x addicts in my office over the purel. It smells so great, I love it. Never heard of it til I started working at my present company.

Friday, you totally cracked me up. I can't tell you how many times I've tried to identify a bathroom perp by their shoes. Not to mention I know people at a previous job that would use toilets on other floors to avoid being "caught" making a poop.

[Judge Smails]

Study sees rise in men not washing hands (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070917/ap_on_he_me/dirty_hands_10)

You know, a couple of months ago I mentioned in my "I'm going to Disneyworld" thread that I noticed this phenomenon. See, when you're in a place like Disney you're surrounded by a cross-section of people from around the country. Invariably, whenever I noticed a filfthy animal leaving the men's room without washing up it was almost always a hayseed type, usually sporting a Nascar t-shirt.

This study just confims what I already knew. While New York and Chicago are brimming with gentlemen, Atlanta is filled with disgusting miscreants.