Whats the worst theme song on TV?

[jfragons]

I vote for King of Queens.. Fucking horrible theme song.

Also, the wife on the show wears tons of corpse paint on her face. But she's still hot. I Just don't dig shit-tons of makeup on women.

[Don Stugots]

i agree with you on the makeup. i dont know what happen, i used to find so hot, same for the radio chick, then one day, baboof, nothing.

[Fallon]

Jimmy Kimmel Live

[Doctor Manhattan]

I vote for King of Queens.. Fucking horrible theme song.

I have never heard it, so my vote is just between the theme songs I have heard, I'm sure there are worse ones but they are probably on dog shit shows I wouldn't watch:

Worst TV Theme, Friends. Super gay and I hate any song with clapping in it.

[ChimneyFish]

Good call on "Friends".

I'll go with N.C.I.S..
Fookin' shite!!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Friends, it makes me cringe each time I hear it

An old Skool theme I loved was "Its Gary Shandling Show"

:king:

[reillyluck]

worst tv theme song: "thank you for being a friend" The Golden Girls. That song makes me phucking cringe

Best Tv theme song: "Wings of my dreams" Perfect Strangers

STANDING TALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! lol

[Don Stugots]

Alice & Mad About you.

[Bob Impact]

Friends, it makes me cringe each time I hear it

:king:

Didn't you play that song at your wedding?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Didn't you play that song at your wedding?

Words hurt Bob, you know it iwas Eric Clapton, it still hurts you almost 2 months Later

:king:

[Bob Impact]

Words hurt Bob, you know it iwas Eric Clapton, it still hurts you almost 2 months Later

:king:

The paaaaaaaain!

[reillyluck]

Didn't you play that song at your wedding?

Words hurt Bob, you know it iwas Eric Clapton, it still hurts you almost 2 months Later

:king:

The paaaaaaaain!

Its late in the eveningggggg. She's wondering what clothes to wear......

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Its late in the eveningggggg. She's wondering what clothes to wear......


Lighter Out, plays Wedding DVD, sniff gotta love that Clapton

:king:

[Bob Impact]

Its late in the eveningggggg. She's wondering what clothes to wear......

Actually I learned how to play Tears in Heaven today, I sing it as "Wooooould you know you suuuuuuuck, If I plaaaayed you at my wedddddding?"

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Actually I learned how to play Tears in Heaven today, I sing it as "Wooooould you know you suuuuuuuck, If I plaaaayed you at my wedddddding?"

Weird Bob Yankovic

:king:

[reillyluck]

Actually I learned how to play Tears in Heaven today, I sing it as "Wooooould you know you suuuuuuuck, If I plaaaayed you at my wedddddding?"

wow. now THAT's hurtful...hahahaha!

[Bob Impact]

wow. now THAT's hurtful...hahahaha!

Better than my original lyrics:

Would you know my name
If I saw you in heaven?
Would it be the same
If I had just bought A/C?

I don't remember if it was Pootertoot or Tenbatsuzen that I stole that line from.

[underdog]

I vote for King of Queens.. Fucking horrible theme song.

I have to agree with you. The King of Queens theme song is fucking horrible. I can't imagine how the song lasted as the theme song for 12 years.

[jfragons]

Actually I learned how to play Tears in Heaven today, I sing it as "Wooooould you know you suuuuuuuck, If I plaaaayed you at my wedddddding?"

How about:

"Would you know my name, If I fell off a building?"

[FezPaul]

I have never heard it, so my vote is just between the theme songs I have heard, I'm sure there are worse ones but they are probably on dog shit shows I wouldn't watch:

Worst TV Theme, Friends. Super gay and I hate any song with clapping in it.

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[Reynolds]

Don't know what the worst is, buy my favorite has to be Lost. A three second noise, fuck a theme song.

For some reason when I bought the Larry Sanders best of DVD's the other day, I've had the old Gary Shandling Show theme song stuck in my head. I got it out of my head until I read this post, thanks

[KnoxHarrington]

Worst in recent years has to be the one for the last Star Trek series, "Enterprise". They substituted the grand fanfares that the other series had had with a song that Michael Bolton would have rejected as too damn cheesy.

[J.Clints]

I vote for King of Queens.. Fucking horrible theme song.

Also, the wife on the show wears tons of corpse paint on her face. But she's still hot. I Just don't dig shit-tons of makeup on women.

i agree with you on the makeup. i dont know what happen, i used to find so hot, same for the radio chick, then one day, baboof, nothing.

I have to agree with you. The King of Queens theme song is fucking horrible. I can't imagine how the song lasted as the theme song for 12 years.

I am most likely the only one on this board who loves this show. I also Like the song. I sing it every time I watch the show. oh well

[DarkHippie]

How about:

"Would you know my name, If I fell off a building?"

since we're making fun of Clapton:

Layla! you got me on my knees!
Layla! your privates smell like cheese!
Layla! gonna give me a disease now layla!

[underdog]

I am most likely the only one on this board who loves this show. I also Like the song. I sing it every time I watch the show. oh well

I loved the King of Queens. It was a great sitcom. I just hated the theme song.

[pennington]

It's funny, when I saw the title of this thread, I immediately thought "King of Queens". I like that show a lot but that horrible song is like nails on a blackboard.

The producers must have contracted with a songwriter when it was still in the planning stages and said "Here's all we know for now: He lives in Queens, he's married and he works for a UPS type delivery company." The writer probably lived in California, pulled out a map, saw the Queensboro Bridge, and thought that was enough of a local reference.

As to Leah Remini, she was hot. Then she started shoveling food into her mouth. She claimed the weight was from her pregnancy but it started several seasons before that. The same thing happened to Kirstie Alley. Even after they lose some of the weight, it's still a mess. Maybe it has something to do with them both being Scientologists.

[underdog]

As to Leah Remini, she was hot. Then she started shoveling food into her mouth. She claimed the weight was from her pregnancy but it started several seasons before that. The same thing happened to Kirstie Alley. Even after they lose some of the weight, it's still a mess. Maybe it has something to do with them both being Scientologists.

She really did put on a lot of weight with her pregnancy. And then after she had the baby, she lost way too much weight. She looked really weird super skinny.

[GFunk]

Hate: that old Malcom in the Middle Theme Song by They Might Be Giants drove me nuts.

Love: The British Version of the Office - Handbags and Gladrags

[ScottFromGA]

Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?


nuff said....

[JustJon]

Most of the shows I watch now don't even have theme songs. And the few that do are either instrumentals or aren't bad.

[ChuckB]

The theme from What's Happenin' used to annoy me.