Lindsay Lohan Is A Mess

[bohicanator]

I've never seen a "growth spurt" make the lips blow up and the skin waxy. That there's a sick girl.


Once they are no longer nubile, they are just groaty old crusty scags, I reckon LiLo looks to be in her late 50's, she has long curled-under toenails that are the color of burnt umber, that grow at unseeming angles like ram's horns or barnacles and would cut your legs to shreds if you ever got in the sack with her. She also has that yellowy, pallid mottled smoker's skin and a horrific case of meth-mouth and her lips are crawling with hair-peez.

The Paparazzi that have snapped pics of LiLo's RosBifs say the funk hangs in the air like death and will cripple the mechanisms of a fine camera. Surely the same fate awaits her lil' Sis.

What in the hell was LiLo famous for anyway?

Isn't she famous for being America's Chickenhead Darling? I'm pretty sure she's most notorious for being a skank.

I think she is.

She's in that Paris Hilton lane. -Or was at one time anyway.

Hope this doesn't sound too misogynist-y I just had to bag on the chickenhead for NLN

"no longer nubile"

-Bo

[PapaBear]

What in the hell was LiLo famous for anyway?
She became famous for being a very promising young actress. The way I see it (and many others), she was about to do great things after "Mean Girls". After that, she started her major downfall. Emma Stone is the "Lohan gone gone right".

[CountryBob]

She became famous for being a very promising young actress. The way I see it (and many others), she was about to do great things after "Mean Girls". After that, she started her major downfall. Emma Stone is the "Lohan gone gone right".

Well said - I think Lohan is still sexy. In a dirty kind of way.....

[cougarjake13]

She became famous for being a very promising young actress. The way I see it (and many others), she was about to do great things after "Mean Girls". After that, she started her major downfall. Emma Stone is the "Lohan gone gone right".

i was thinking the same thing

[Dude!]

Once they are no longer nubile, they are just groaty old crusty scags, I reckon LiLo looks to be in her late 50's, she has long curled-under toenails that are the color of burnt umber, that grow at unseeming angles like ram's horns or barnacles and would cut your legs to shreds if you ever got in the sack with her. She also has that yellowy, pallid mottled smoker's skin and a horrific case of meth-mouth and her lips are crawling with hair-peez.

The Paparazzi that have snapped pics of LiLo's RosBifs say the funk hangs in the air like death and will cripple the mechanisms of a fine camera. Surely the same fate awaits her lil' Sis.

What in the hell was LiLo famous for anyway?

Isn't she famous for being America's Chickenhead Darling? I'm pretty sure she's most notorious for being a skank.

I think she is.

She's in that Paris Hilton lane. -Or was at one time anyway.

Hope this doesn't sound too misogynist-y I just had to bag on the chickenhead for NLN

"no longer nubile"

-Bo

someone wants to be a writer

[fezident]

I haven't heard from Lindsay in a while but, MAN that Michael Lohan sure is catshit crazy, eh?

His presence on Celebrity Rehab was full an over the top showing of tears and sweat and snot and insecurity. What a douche.

[cougarjake13]

I haven't heard from Lindsay in a while but, MAN that Michael Lohan sure is catshit crazy, eh?

His presence on Celebrity Rehab was full an over the top showing of tears and sweat and snot and insecurity. What a douche.

so being the father of a celebrity makes u a celebrity ??

[Fallon]

Lindsay and her mom.

http://i51.tinypic.com/6rsnkw.jpg

[StanUpshaw]

I've never been more ashamed of a boner in all my life.

[A.J.]

Lindsay and her mom.

http://i51.tinypic.com/6rsnkw.jpg

The smell must be like low tide.

[Liverspot]

Lindsay and her mom party quite a bit together I think. Her mom took her out clubbing after one of her rehab stints.
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lindsay_lohan_big_tits_september_15_2011_9-450x655.jpg

[bohicanator]

someone wants to be a writer

"super poster"/'nuff said.

[keithy_19]

For whatever reason (I saw Parent Trap in grammar school) and since then I've been wishing the best for Ms. Lohan. I really want her to come back from all the shit she's dealing with and come out on top. :wink:

[Chigworthy]

The smell must be like low tide.

Low tide in the Vodka Sea just off the coast of the Ashtray Lowlands.

[cougarjake13]

For whatever reason (I saw Parent Trap in grammar school) and since then I've been wishing the best for Ms. Lohan. I really want her to come back from all the shit she's dealing with and come out on top. :wink:



she can cum out on the top of my cock

[cougarjake13]

Lindsay and her mom party quite a bit together I think. Her mom took her out clubbing after one of her rehab stints.
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lindsay_lohan_big_tits_september_15_2011_9-450x655.jpg



that would be one hell of a threesome

[mdr55]

Lindsay and her mom party quite a bit together I think. Her mom took her out clubbing after one of her rehab stints.
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lindsay_lohan_big_tits_september_15_2011_9-450x655.jpg

I wouldn't mind working with both of them in therapy.

[fezident]

I bet Dina Lohan thinks we'll watch her eventual "leaked" porno.

[mdr55]

I bet Dina Lohan thinks we'll watch her eventual "leaked" porno.

Link??

[StanUpshaw]

I bet Dina Lohan thinks we'll watch her eventual "leaked" porno.

Dina is right.

[fezident]

Dina is right.

Really?

[StanUpshaw]

I watched Chyna's porno for fucks sake.







BOTH OF THEM!

[fezident]

One Night In Chyna pt II ?

[StanUpshaw]

http://i.imgur.com/IWBDJ.png

[Fallon]

http://i.imgur.com/IWBDJ.png

She took it in the backdoor like a champ!

[MIKEYDAKEN]

She took it in the backdoor like a champ!

i felt so bad for even stone, he must have really needed the cash.

[styckx]

I dig a girl who goes without stockings, but jesus christ can we get rid of the meth head cuts and bruises please.

[cougarjake13]

Dina is right.

x2

even better if it involves lindsay

[Fallon]

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2000/08/lindsay_lohan_in_handcuffs.gif

Lindsay Lohan had her probation revoked (http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/10/lindsay-lohan-had-her-probation-revoked/)

http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lolhan.jpg

[cougarjake13]

is she goin back to jail ?

[fezident]

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2000/08/lindsay_lohan_in_handcuffs.gif

Lindsay Lohan had her probation revoked (http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/10/lindsay-lohan-had-her-probation-revoked/)



SPY REPORT!
ICHYBAN!
INTERROBANG!

Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin = ALIVE!

[Furtherman]

SPY REPORT!
ICHYBAN!
INTERROBANG!

Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin = ALIVE!

HAAAA!!! That's great.

[CountryBob]

SPY REPORT!
ICHYBAN!
INTERROBANG!

Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin = ALIVE!

Haha - nice!

But I am confused to how you can look at anything in that vid but Lindsay's ass shaking

[Furtherman]

LA County Morgue was surprised to get Gadhafi's body this morning, until they realized it was just Lindsay Lohan showing up for work.

[cougarjake13]

:clap:LA County Morgue was surprised to get Gadhafi's body this morning, until they realized it was just Lindsay Lohan showing up for work.

:clap::drunk:

[spoon]

Looks like someone is lined up to pose all drugged out in playboy.

[King Imp]

If we haven't already seen her topless, I would be excited about this because problems aside, she does have a killer rack.

[StanUpshaw]

Even the rack has seen better days.

[fezident]

You haven't lived until you've heard Lindsay Lohan attempt to cover Stevie Wonder.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Z2k3QqJmHuw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[brettmojo]

Yeah she's missed the boat on this one.

If she did this when she was still a red head and before all this legal shit started it would have been amazing.

[Crash]

Yeah she's missed the boat on this one.

If she did this when she was still a red head and before all this legal shit started it would have been amazing.

According to TMZ she's getting between $750,000 and $1,000,000...

...I think the boat waited for her. And it's got a bar.

[Chigworthy]

According to TMZ she's getting between $750,000 and $1,000,000...

...I think the boat waited for her. And it's got a bar.

Mom and her will snort through that in no time.

[fezident]

If Lindsay gets a check for a million bucks... that Michael Lohan dude is gonna kill himself.

You heard it here, Buddays.

[Fallon]

Just read they rapped up shooting and it's gonna be a good shoot, which means pussy!

[Gutter]

Just read they rapped up shooting and it's gonna be a good shoot, which means pussy!

ohhhhh jeeeezzzz.....now you've done it.

[Misteriosa]

:lol:

[Misteriosa]

Fallon
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ahh that was fun...

ok ban lifted..

[Fallon]

!!!

[spoon]

!!!

That's what you get for being such a dirty cunt....ooops!

:innocent:

[cougarjake13]

def worth a look see

theyll obviously airbrush the shit out of it

[Fallon]

That's what you get for being such a dirty cunt....ooops!

:innocent:
Damn mods and their power trips!!

[A.J.]

def worth a look see

I might have to snatch a copy.

[Chigworthy]

def worth a look see

theyll obviously airbrush the shit out of it

Eww! There's shit in it?!

[CountryBob]

Eww! There's shit in it?!

:clap:

[jennysmurf]

Eww! There's shit in it?!

Well, as the thread title states: she is a mess.:flush:

[OGC]

She isn't doing much in January's Playboy to convince me she isn't a mess.


NSFW

http://imgur.com/a/y2PNH#0

[ozzie]

She isn't doing much in January's Playboy to convince me she isn't a mess.


NSFW

http://imgur.com/a/y2PNH#0

No shots of the "firecrotch"?

boo

[FatassTitePants]

No shots of the "firecrotch"?

boo

Those pics are so touched up that they don't even really look like photographs.

[NickyL0885]

It doesn't even look like her! If you showed me those photos and told me to guess, I would never guess it was her.

[cougarjake13]

My exact thoughts it looks nothing like her

This chick looks nothing like the train wreck we know she is

[Fallon]

This is bullshit!

[cougarjake13]

Are we even really sure it's her and not some body double?

[hanso]

No shots of the "firecrotch"?

boo

It sounded to me like there was one.

[midwestjeff]

Tiny little nipples on that girl.

I'd love to get all up in dat, as the kids say these days.

[cougarjake13]

Who knows what else has been up there

[midwestjeff]

Who knows what else has been up there

Not you!

[cougarjake13]

Yes but me possibly being up there isn't as bad as the unknown

[midwestjeff]

Yes but me possibly being up there isn't as bad as the unknown

I'd totally take your sloppy seconds.

[hanso]

No shots of the "firecrotch"?

boo

Heard it might be here.
www.gingerboners.com
NSFW?!

[cougarjake13]

That was just a e! Website

[fezident]

Good body + bad face + bad photoshoppery = boring.

[keithy_19]

Good body + bad face + bad photoshoppery = boring.

God hates when you cum anyway. So in a way it's a blessing.

[fezident]

God hates when you cum anyway.

Me personally? Or when anybody cums?

[hanso]

That was just a e! Website

Doh! foiled again...why would they hijack gingerboners?!

[cougarjake13]

Doh! foiled again...why would they hijack gingerboners?!



Dunno

[fezident]

Lindsay Lohan is a mess. Doo dah. Doo daaah.

[cougarjake13]

All the live long day?

[Liverspot]

Lindsay is making a comeback in a movie with a 200k budget. Full frontal! Wonder how she wrangled this deal, eh?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2158297/Lindsay-Lohan-set-play-leading-lady--porn-star-James-Deen-new-movie.html

[fezident]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GZL8hFPSaNI/T2d7k8rd7lI/AAAAAAAADIU/klTNMn7bOhk/s1600/lindsay-lohan-crack.jpg

[KnoxHarrington]

Lindsay is making a comeback in a movie with a 200k budget. Full frontal! Wonder how she wrangled this deal, eh?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2158297/Lindsay-Lohan-set-play-leading-lady--porn-star-James-Deen-new-movie.html


A story from the "This should have happened 3 or 4 years ago" desk

[TripleSkeet]

Lindsay is making a comeback in a movie with a 200k budget. Full frontal! Wonder how she wrangled this deal, eh?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2158297/Lindsay-Lohan-set-play-leading-lady--porn-star-James-Deen-new-movie.html

Forget it. Just read the article.

[cougarjake13]

After those playboy pics I'm not sure if this is a good thing

[hanso]

Heard on radio that she passed out went to hospital.

[Chigworthy]

Heard on radio that she passed out went to hospital.

I'm pretty sure most of us heard it on the radio.

[pennington]

Heard on radio that she passed out went to hospital.

Her publicist said it was due to exhaustion and dehydration. There seems to be a lot of that in Hollywood.

[cougarjake13]

Her publicist said it was due to exhaustion and dehydration. There seems to be a lot of that in Hollywood.



From what ? Drinking

It sure aint from working

[CountryBob]

Her publicist said it was due to exhaustion and dehydration. There seems to be a lot of that in Hollywood.

From what ? Drinking

It sure aint from working


from fucking

[cougarjake13]

from fucking


At this point who wuld want to ?

[Enabler]

At this point who wuld want to ?

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g101/jessonine/Gifs/dcvvxx.gif


I hate her with a white hot passion but I could put that aside for 6-8 minutes.

[pennington]

From what ? Drinking

It sure aint from working

She filming that Elizabeth Taylor movie now. That's why they went looking for her, she was late to the set.

But, yeah, it was probably a sleeping pill washed down with some scotch.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

What an Amateur...She's no Whitney Houston.

[IamFogHat]

Her publicist said it was due to exhaustion and dehydration. There seems to be a lot of that in Hollywood.

Don't those dumbasses realize in 2012 we know what those are codes for?:wacko:

[cougarjake13]

Still better to say that then what it actually was

Esp since she may stillbe on probation

[IamFogHat]

Still better to say that then what it actually was

Esp since she may stillbe on probation

I suppose. I guess my point is if they're going to lie to us, maybe it's time they came up with a different lie.

[hanso]

I suppose. I guess my point is if they're going to lie to us, maybe it's time they came up with a different lie.

Power nap?

[JimBeam]

There is either a massive conspiracy against this chick or she needs to be put down before she kills somebody.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/08/lindsay-banned-from-chateau-marmont-still-terrible-at-lying/

[A.J.]

She'll be 27 next year. She's due to join that club.

[cougarjake13]

She'll be 27 next year. She's due to join that club.



I'd be surprised if she didnt

[Snoogans]

She'll be 27 next year. She's due to join that club.

that would make it a really shitty club

[deliciousV]

since she hadn't done anything stupid this week, she hit somebody with her car and left.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/19/showbiz/lohan-arrest/index.html

[cougarjake13]

she's gotta spend some real time in jail now right ?

[JimBeam]

Probably not because all she got was a ticket.

Now maybe the courts in CA could consider this a probation violtation but again nobody will do anything about this loser until she kills a person.

And then they'll all act surprised and outraged.

[cougarjake13]

why is she even risking it

hire a fucking driver

[fezident]

why is she even risking it

hire a fucking driver

Oh you.
You know she's saving that big Playboy paycheck for a rainy day, and can't afford any frivolous expenditures.

[cougarjake13]

Oh you.
You know she's saving that big Playboy paycheck for a rainy day, and can't afford any frivolous expenditures.




for what ? bail ?


when she finally kills someone