If Ron and Fez WERE Disk Jockeys, what kind of music would they play?

[Bulldogcakes]

Someone posted that Ron once said his professional occupation is listed as "Disc Jockey"

If Ron and Fez WERE really Disk Jockeys, what kind of music do you think they would they play?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Someone posted that Ron once said his professional occupation is listed as "Disc Jockey"

If Ron and Fez WERE really Disk Jockeys, what kind of music do you think they would they play?

Foghat, duh.

[Bulldogcakes]

I see Ron playing old Dean Martin and Sinatra records, and Fez playing 80's new wave songs.

[lleeder]

They would take a 2X4 nail the door shut and play pussy noises until the program director pulled the plug on the station.

[J.Clints]

Country music. I hear Ron loves good country music.

[epo]

Fez would work for a classic rock station, playing REM & Tom Petty.

Ron would own a station that created a new format called the Bennington. A "deep tracks" idea that would cross all genres, except new country. Good songs only, please no fatties.

[burrben]

the record of whomever gave him the coke

[TooLowBrow]

Someone posted that Ron once said his professional occupation is listed as "Disc Jockey"

"My profession is disk jockey. You don't see ME putting on any records" Ron Bennington

Someone? Am I a shade darker than you? Plus... I made it up.

[TooLowBrow]

seriously though, if you're quoting ronnie, then fine. but if you just grab it off a thread i started? c'mon, i have nearly 400 posts man! i belong. just ask anyone.

[Bulldogcakes]

Someone? Am I a shade darker than you?

No. If you were, I'd want to fuck you.

[timhorton]

Fezzz would play Ricky Martin 24-7 while Ron tries to burn him with cigar butts and slowly goes insane

SHE BANG SHE BANG.........

[Lillibaby]

They would take a 2X4 nail the door shut and play pussy noises until the program director pulled the plug on the station.

HAHA! I think that answer is the only one that would be appropriate for our boys.

[Bob Impact]

They would take a 2X4 nail the door shut and play pussy noises until the program director pulled the plug on the station.

So, you're guess is REM?

[ChoppedLiver]

Broadway showtunes.

[Mr.Pants]

Brownsville Station

[ChimneyFish]

Nothing but Tuvan throat singing, 3 hours a day.

[Death Metal Moe]

Ronnie would shove Dillan and Neil Young down our throats all fucking day and night.

Thank GOD they don't spin records.

[docgoblin]

It would be the most eclectic mix of music ever... from ShowTunes to Soul and Motown... From Classic Rock and Alternative to Latin and Easy Listening. The only thing that would be missing is Country.

[tele7]

Kansas, Boston, Alabama, America and Chicago.

[Boogonzo]

Ronnie would definitely being playing some funk...

George Clinton...ect.

[Bay Ridge Tim]

Maybe Ron would go back to his roots and play some Philadelphia soul (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4AZAgLowO4).

Fez would play TV theme songs round the clock.

Earl could play Living Colour all day.

Dave could play Jersey music like he was back at the Rat.

[fohat]

I can see Ron playing album sides all day.
Fez would play the same 5 songs over and over... So, perfect for a clear channel station.

[stinkbud]

just remember...there is no problem that cant be solved by 70s soul

all soul, all the time....ron and fez

[waltermitty]

R&F would play a fine selection of great music for 3 hours....
Those 3 hours would then repeat at 3...6...9...12...3...6...9...
Thus allowing us to learn and know every single note and lyric....

[Fat_Sunny]

R&F would play a fine selection of great music for 3 hours....
Those 3 hours would then repeat at 3...6...9...12...3...6...9...
Thus allowing us to learn and know every single note and lyric....

Hee Hee...Yeah, Fat Has Heard The Original "Shhhhhhhhhhh" Way Too Many Times This Weekend!

[oldmangimper]

Duran Duran.

[led37zep]

you can't even define it...it will be the greatest musical breaks ever.

Probably no Dave Matthews though.

[Acne_Americana]

"Don't Fear The Reaper" on loop.

[dickmango]

Love songs...nothing but love songs.:wub:

[A.J.]

I loved when Ron would play the Philly Soul coming back from break. He should be "Ron Cornelius".

[outlawfrank]

I can't see Ron really caring as long as there is a whole lot of payola going on.

For Fez it would be 24 hours of R.E.M.- Automatic for the People

[Cleophus James]

top 40(not there fault they just work there)

[ScottFromGA]

they would probably play alot of shit I've never heard of before.....

[EliSnow]

Fez's musical selection ranges from from R.E.M. to Tom Petty to Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

So if you want more than that, hope that Ron's doing the selection.

[DolaMight]

You know it would be all over the place and it would be great. And of course no one else would listen to it. FREE DJ FEZ.

[stinkbud]

I can't see Ron really caring as long as there is a whole lot of payola going on.

Now this SMELLS like a hit!

[Soupy_Dreck]

you can't even define it...it will be the greatest musical breaks ever.

Probably no Dave Matthews though.

which is why it would be the greatest musical breaks ever

[oldmangimper]

"Deep Purple" by the Hush.