Will Earl really leave the show ?

[sithlord]

Did Earl say he was going to leave the show if he doesn't get Ron Wood in the studio within a certain time? If so what's the date that was set? I only caught the tail end of the conversation but this seems like a tall order for Earl to fill.

[moochcassidy]

'first day of summer'- 21st June 2007 is deadline for Ron Wood coming into the studio for an interview.

He has promised this a number of times over the last few months and the stipulation that he would leave the show was confirmed, by Earl, yesterday.

[sithlord]

So I guess it's less than a month before Earl's on unemployment.

[moochcassidy]

50 bucks says earl shits all over this situation.

http://annie.launchpoker.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/50bucks.jpg

anyone game?

(This offer is not available to hereintheuk)

[sithlord]

What else do expect from a guy who thinks Sly and the family Stone is the most influential band of all time?

[cupcakelove]

Earl will not leave the show. He will have some excuse, or will just refuse to leave.

[sithlord]

I thought that at first too but I do believe Earl has some dignity and honor. I think if he doesn't come through he will "man up" and resign.

[sailor]

if he's re-upping his offer to leave i think he might just have something scheduled already

[Midkiff]

Earl ain't goin' nowheres

[DoubleJ]

He will never quit. Fez nailed it when he accused Earl of trying to double speak on the Bible yesterday when he was being grilled about the phone calls on Lily's behalf. I notice this all the time when he gets caught in a lie. I doubt he will be able to get a Stone on the show by the deadline. The way he was saying stone leads me to believe that he will bring in a rock or something stupid like that to keep his job.

Or not.

[fohat]

http://www.stones.net/ticket.htm
Now, this begs the question, How much wood could a Ron Wood chuck if a Ron Wood could chuck wood?

Good luck Earl, you are going to need it.

Maybe Earl found an old transporter from a Star Trek set, and he's going to zap Ron Wood's particles across the universe.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Earl always goes down with the Titanic, He would have to be fired by Upper Brass in order to leave. Also Earl would be great if he was not an "On Air" Producer, Earl Gets guests and knows how to work the equipment. He is just On Air Cancer without a personality.

:king:

[fohat]

The way he was saying stone leads me to believe that he will bring in a rock or something stupid like that to keep his job.

Or not.

He better make sure that rock is completely free of moss*, otherwise it's just a token.


*Unless of course it's attached to Kate Moss.

[AKA]

Maybe Earl found an old transporter from a Star Trek set, and he's going to zap Ron Wood's particles across the universe.

Well, if Earl can get that time machine of his, I'm sure he can get a transporter.

[BoondockSaint]

Yes, he will leave. And he will be replaced by a mysterious, masked stranger.

[drjoek]

The only way Earl ever leaves the show is feet first on a gurney

[saveopieanthony.net]

he's got no where else to go

[celery]

Yes, he will leave. And he will be replaced by a mysterious, masked stranger.

Exactly. We're all marks walking down the midway.

[Death Metal Moe]

I don't know, the Al Dukes thing was serious. He actually left no air duties for the show, it was for real.

If we've learned ANYTHING listening to Ron and Fez all these years, it's that the show always goes on no matter who is there.

I think if this guy doesn't get booked it could spell a real problem for Earl.

[EliSnow]

Yes, he will leave. And he will be replaced by a mysterious, masked stranger.

Would that be the "Black-As-Midnight Rider?"

[HypnoDude]

The only Wood that Earl is going to get is...Ooops, wait a minute...That's a whole different show.

Don The Hypnotist

[PapaBear]

He will never quit. Fez nailed it when he accused Earl of trying to double speak on the Bible yesterday when he was being grilled about the phone calls on Lily's behalf. I notice this all the time when he gets caught in a lie. I doubt he will be able to get a Stone on the show by the deadline. The way he was saying stone leads me to believe that he will bring in a rock or something stupid like that to keep his job.

Or not.
He'll probably get Sly Stone or Sharon Stone. He just said "a stone".

[JPMNICK]

if he's re-upping his offer to leave i think he might just have something scheduled already

yea i agree 100%

[Death Metal Moe]

He'll probably just answer all his questions with "No" and move on.

[johnnyupc]

Even if he does go, we might see him again....
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/doom/03.jpg

[Don Stugots]

By now, Earl has squatters rights and cannot be made to leave his home without a court order.

[johnnyupc]

Let's try this again, shall we?

If he leaves, I'm pretty sure we'll see him again...

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z42/johnupc007/doom.jpg

[Don Stugots]

Let's try this again, shall we?

If he leaves, I'm pretty sure we'll see him again...

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z42/johnupc007/doom.jpg

they are going to bring in his brother and a white woman too? NICE!

[lleeder]

I say he leaves. Then a mysterious man called The Black Scorpion will appear on the scene.

[Lillibaby]

Please...Earl and Ron need each other, like only two grown men could.

[barjockey]

wouldnt the return of saphire be nice.

[johnnyupc]

wouldn't the return of sapphire be nice.

Earl would look veeeeerry impressive in the polka dots....

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z42/johnupc007/01.jpg

[AnnoyedGrunt]

While they didn't mention it recently, a month or so ago they brought up Ron Wood again and they said that they had to give Earl more time since the Stones' tour was extended.

I'd imagine that if Earl had him solidly scheduled for the future by the 21st they'll give him a pass.

[ESD's twin brother]

Earl always goes down with the Titanic, He would have to be fired by Upper Brass in order to leave. Also Earl would be great if he was not an "On Air" Producer, Earl Gets guests and knows how to work the equipment. He is just On Air Cancer without a personality.

:king:

I agree with the "on air cancer", but he barely gets guests, even though Ron does the best interviews, and he barely runs the board. Earl is a no-talent fumbling, bumbling yes-man who hasn't had an original thought nor action in 37 years. Earl should keep his mouth shut and if he never speaks again, it would be too soon.

[Duckman]

I agree with the "on air cancer", but he barely gets guests, even though Ron does the best interviews, and he barely runs the board. Earl is a no-talent fumbling, bumbling yes-man who hasn't had an original thought nor action in 37 years. Earl should keep his mouth shut and if he never speaks again, it would be too soon.

Ditto!

Earl's only talent is finding new and innovative ways to blame others for his screw ups.

I am not in radio, but I suspect the duties of the "Executive Producer" should be more than being a board op who occasionally books an obscure guest.

Ron&Fez - Earl = Better Show

[ESD's twin brother]

Ron&Fez - Earl = Better Show


I love it!!!!

[sithlord]

Maybe they are planning on Earl leaving. Today they were talking about giving Earl's responsibilites to Pepper, Lilly and the Rooster. Could this be a sign of things to come?

[furie]

No. i think Earl will fail to produce any of the rolling stones and yet remain on the show. he'll try to wiggle out of the agreement.

[sithlord]

Well sad to say that is his M.O.

[Ultra_Buffalo]

if earl really sucked so bad, wouldn't they just fire him?

doesn't it make more sense that earl's incompetence is just an ongoing bit?

[fohat]

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l246/fohat/officergentleman2.jpg
Will he put in his D.O.R.??

[Stalker Patti]

ANY member of the Stones would be an extremely tall order! But Earl DOES know alot of people in the Music Business, and there is a minute possiblity that maybe he can contact someone about it who might know a friend of a friend, etc...Earl does get around! Let's give him the benefit of a doubt here and give him a chance. I want to see what he can do! If he is successful, then we can say that there is not much else to TOP it! GOOD LUCK, Earl! You are BRAVE!!!!

[K.C.]

Did the bet stipulate that the Stone has to be in-studio?

Because I've got to think if Earl has any connections at all, he can pull off a shitty 5-10 minute phoner with Ron Wood

If it has to be in-studio, he's obviously screwed because the Stones are in Europe.



No matter what happens, though, Earl's not leaving...he never will...he's a survivor and he will last until someone either forciably fires him (which i don't think R&F would do) or someone was actually daring enough to pick up his Black Rock Coalition show and put it on-air.

[rckiller]

He'll probably get Sly Stone or Sharon Stone. He just said "a stone".


The way Earl said he would get a "stone" made me immediately think he would pick up a stone off the ground and pull it out when challenged. And then he will play the recording that said he would have a stone.