THE BANANA FELATIO

[Amuse2KAOS]

Ok...THAT is paramount of R&F;s career...how the hell do you top listening to these hot drunk chicks moan while sucking on a banana...I for one would like to sacrifice myself as a human model

<img border=0 src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/amused2chaos/myhomepage/eye2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US width=300 height=100>LIFE IS LIKE A RETARDED CLOWN, YOU DON'T LAUGH WITH IT, YOU PULL DOWN IT'S PANTS THE CENTER OF TOWN...I know, it makes no sense, but hey, but then again, do I???

[The Belcher]

The moaning is great, as is the giggling. But when they put a mic next to the slurping & squishing noises it kinda makes me a little nauseated. Kinda like when they add exaggerated sound FX to nature shows--the camera is 300 yards away from a lion eating a carcass, but somehow they miraculously "record" the slurping and tearing of the meat. I really only wanna hear the sound of a foot being pulled in and out of mud when I'm doing the plunging & slurping myself. I don't like hearing people eat on the air too close to a mic either. I had a girlfriend once that used to talk with her mouth full and I had to kill her by accident to get her to stop.

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