pirates 3 review

[patsopinion]

HATED IT!
so shitty over the top bullshit
i went last night and started laughing at the parts that were supposto be like the call to arms shit
orlando bloom and the skinny bitch get married during a battle
skinny bitch has a sequence when shes trying to rally the troops where the entire dialouge is stolen from breaveheart(sp?)
there is shit about a heart and some bitch, i dont know i to block it out because it was so bad

i paid like 20 bucks to see this movie cuz some chick wanted to go
i almost started crying for the embarrassment that i was in the theather instead of walking out when i should have half way through
visually a
dialouge f
fight scenes f(see above)

fucking hack fest of the year.
but its going to make a cool mmorpg i think

[mendyweiss]

I guess this is following the typical formula:
First blockbuster movie- Great
Second movie- OK
Third movie - blows

[patsopinion]

I guess this is following the typical formula:
First blockbuster movie- Great
Second movie- OK
Third movie - blows

didnt see the second one.
i didnt really get that into the first one.
but as a film number three is an abortion of a flick

[Midkiff]

This movie was abso-fucking-lutely hideous, a real abortion.

I loved the first two, and this one completely shit the bed. With the first two, I was engrossed the whole time, and when they ended, I was like "it's over already?" All during this one, I was like "is this shit ever going to end?!?"

[pennington]

The first movie was entertaining.

The second movie was too dark and complicated and too long.

I'm not going to waste the money to even rent the third movie eventhough it's already one of the most profitable movies ever.

[patsopinion]

This movie was abso-fucking-lutely hideous, a real abortion.

I loved the first two, and this one completely shit the bed. With the first two, I was engrossed the whole time, and when they eded, I was like "it's over already?" All during this one, I was like "is this shit ever going to end?!?"

they very mutch lotr'ed this abomination
3 fucking hours in the theater!
oh it was a fucking hack fest

the problem is even if its awful no one will listen.
"Oh i liked the other ones" so everyones going to see it in theaters anyway and just perpetuate the thought process in hollywood that its okay to make bad movies as long as the next generation of consumers dont get wise to abismal film making before their profitability has expired and they have gotten wise to the gimmic.

[JustJon]

Really enjoyed the first one.

Second and third ones were both visually beautiful, the fights were well choreographed, the pacing was fairly strong, and there was some witty dialogue.

But where the first movie was a swashbuckling adventure with a ghost story element to it, the sequels were more supernatural stories involving pirates. Unfortunately, they weren't very interesting storywise.

Still, I went this past weekend anyway, even after seeing the second one, for the adventure and visual elements, and not expecting much from the story. It was pretty much what I expected.

[patsopinion]

Really enjoyed the first one.

Second and third ones were both visually beautiful, the fights were well choreographed, the pacing was fairly strong, and there was some witty dialogue.

But where the first movie was a swashbuckling adventure with a ghost story element to it, the sequels were more supernatural stories involving pirates. Unfortunately, they weren't very interesting storywise.

Still, I went this past weekend anyway, even after seeing the second one, for the adventure and visual elements, and not expecting much from the story. It was pretty much what I expected.

you tool... i thought u knew how to use the internet
(ps i lub just jon)
(but no homo...)





(okay just a little homo)

[JustJon]

you tool... i thought u knew how to use the internet
(ps i lub just jon)
(but no homo...)





(okay just a little homo)

At least I know how to use proper spelling and grammar.

I like to see these overblown action films on the big screen. It's much more visceral than watching them on my tv.

[underdog]

You know why I don't understand people who have problems with the dialogue and plot of these Pirates movies?

BECAUSE THEY ARE DISNEY MOVIES ABOUT FUCKING PIRATES.

What did you expect going in? Citizen Kane? Its a trilogy of movies based off of a Disney ride. Stop trying to read so deep into the movie and just enjoy it for what it is, A DISNEY MOVIE ABOUT PIRATES.

[patsopinion]

You know why I don't understand people who have problems with the dialogue and plot of these Pirates movies?

BECAUSE THEY ARE DISNEY MOVIES ABOUT FUCKING PIRATES.

What did you expect going in? Citizen Kane? Its a trilogy of movies based off of a Disney ride. Stop trying to read so deep into the movie and just enjoy it for what it is, A DISNEY MOVIE ABOUT PIRATES.

i didnt cringe during any lines in the first one
i mean i didnt even get one witty pirate pun... wtf?

[Lillibaby]

It was a pretty decent movie! I think what lowered a lot of people's opinions of the film was its length. But overall, it matched the first two movies in wit, action sequences, and performances (with The Deppster delivering once again).

Keith Richards was pretty lame-o, though.

[Midkiff]

It was pretty lame-o.

fixed it for ya

[J.Clints]

My son has been wanting to go see it so I am glad you told me it blows. I will ask him to wait.

[Lillibaby]

fixed it for ya

Yeah, well, so was Schindler's List.

[TooLowBrow]

for a disney movie i thought it was pretty good, its a stupid movie about pirates that never really existed, two thumbs up

[DoubleJ]

My name is Guybrush Threepwood. Prepare to die!

[cougarjake13]

My name is Guybrush Threepwood. Prepare to die!

you forgot the you killed my father part

[xample]

i gave it a 2.9/4.0 on my little rating scale....

for my short, but complete review... check out my blog at the link below.. i write blurbs about the movies i see from time to time

http://blog.myspace.com/xample420

[AnnoyedGrunt]

My name is Guybrush Threepwood. Prepare to die!

When I watched the first one all I could think of was 'I should really try to find my copy of Curse of Monkey island'. Murray was better than anything in that movie.