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JustJon
04-20-2001, 08:28 AM
Could you recommend a good cheese to impress the ladies with? Thanks.

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skullcrush
04-20-2001, 12:34 PM
as long as the night ends with fromunda...ok like i was the only one that thought about that.

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HordeKing1
04-20-2001, 12:40 PM
JUSTJON - Women seem to go crazy for chocolate cheese(cake). To insure that you'll impress your special lady, the cake should be heart shaped and have a few diamonds liberally sprinkled around the middle. For brownie points, let her slice into it, as women are strangely unimpressed by guys who cut the cheese.

OneEyeJack
09-13-2007, 05:01 PM
if she,s jewish try cream cheese on a bagel.

Hottub
09-13-2007, 05:03 PM
Fromunda?

Bossanova
09-13-2007, 05:03 PM
Rouge et Noir Marin French Gold
A delicate triple crème that has a rich soft and creamy texture. Marin French Gold is mild and simply melts in your mouth. This romantic cheese when young with a firm pate, is perfect for brunch with a fruity Brut Champagne and when fully ripe pairs well before dinner with a barrel aged Chardonnay or as a delectable after dinner treat with a Petite Syrah.

OneEyeJack
09-13-2007, 05:07 PM
the woman should be rewarded with cheese only after second base has been achieved...

Judge Smails
09-13-2007, 05:09 PM
Why would someone find it necessary to resurrect a six and a half year old thread about cheese?

I hope it all worked out for you Jon. If you haven't found the cheese by now, you probably never will.

BMoses
09-13-2007, 05:09 PM
Don't be a communist, Go American!

Good cheese comes from happy cows!

Vermont makes a lovely White Cheddar!

OneEyeJack
09-13-2007, 05:12 PM
maybe JUST JON has a secret cheese child he not telling anyone about?????

FUNKMAN
09-13-2007, 05:47 PM
head ?

ChrisTheCop
09-13-2007, 05:50 PM
So... did it work?

OneEyeJack
09-13-2007, 05:54 PM
Chicks love Pizza :thumbup:

sailor
09-13-2007, 06:01 PM
Fromunda?

it was the best. too bad they stopped making it 5 years ago. :(

ralphbxny
09-13-2007, 06:12 PM
Did she go for it....or is this the big surprise?

drusilla
09-13-2007, 06:21 PM
it was the best. too bad they stopped making it 5 years ago. :(

such a shame

grlNIN
09-13-2007, 08:50 PM
Be Quiet Bef Cheese Is Good.



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Ay Kay Forty2
09-13-2007, 09:27 PM
and then some crackers with grapes. Great stuff.

Fallon
09-13-2007, 09:28 PM
Could you recommend a good cheese to impress the ladies with? Thanks.

Damn Jeff Garlin ripped you off.

JustJon
09-13-2007, 09:29 PM
Is there really a point in bringing up a 6 year old thread that was asked to the Horde King as one of the first questions in this forum because of dumb inside jokes?

Fallon
09-13-2007, 09:32 PM
Miss cheese lovin' Jon.

Stankfoot
09-13-2007, 11:31 PM
Is there really a point in bringing up a 6 year old thread that was asked to the Horde King as one of the first questions in this forum because of dumb inside jokes?


yes

Sarah likes BabyBel Cheese! :thumbup: (NSFW)


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Yerdaddy
09-14-2007, 12:16 AM
Could you recommend a good cheese to impress the ladies with? Thanks.



Remember when Jon was still into... cheese?

StupidGirlllll
09-14-2007, 01:11 AM
Is there really a point in bringing up a 6 year old thread that was asked to the Horde King as one of the first questions in this forum because of dumb inside jokes?

Yea cause it is kinda funny Cheesehead.

OneEyeJack
09-14-2007, 05:41 AM
if a one nite stand is all your after, I suggest bringing along a can of cheese whip.Its quick and cheap and you can be on your way.

MONICA5579
09-14-2007, 05:49 AM
A man with Baby Bel cheese always wins the girl!!! Nothing beats peeling that wax away and getting to that cheesy goodness!!! :smoke:

Skellington
09-14-2007, 11:30 AM
wine soaked goat cheese or wine soaked goat brie. Bonus points for smoked.

btw, cheese constipates most people, so if you are looking for back door action, it'd only compact the situation.:blink:

JPMNICK
09-14-2007, 11:33 AM
wine soaked goat cheese or wine soaked goat brie. Bonus points for smoked.

btw, cheese constipates most people, so if you are looking for back door action, it'd only compact the situation.:blink:

now that's a woman with some long term planning skills!

King Hippos Bandaid
09-14-2007, 11:35 AM
the Melting Pot has some gr8 Sharp Cheddar Fondue

:king:

JPMNICK
09-14-2007, 11:37 AM
the Melting Pot has some gr8 Sharp Cheddar Fondue

:king:



everyone i know who went there to eat dinner has some home sick. maybe they eat to much or not cook their food enough.

King Hippos Bandaid
09-14-2007, 11:38 AM
everyone i know who went there to eat dinner has some home sick. maybe they eat to much or not cook their food enough.


I bet they eat from the Fondue Fork, youare suposed to take the food off from the fork and then eat it with a Regular Fork...

not eat the the food from the Raw Meat Drenched Fondue Fork

:king:

JPMNICK
09-14-2007, 11:40 AM
I bet they eat from the Fondue Fork, youare suposed to take the food off from the fork and then eat it with a Regular Fork...

not eat the the food from the Raw Meat Drenched Fondue Fork

:king:

good call! a little salmonella goes a long way

A.J.
09-16-2007, 12:12 AM
Remember when Jon was still into... cheese?

"Does anybody remember Muenster?"

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