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The Blowhard
11-16-2001, 06:53 PM
Lisa Croft and her punches to Frighty's jaw are probably the funniest moments on RF since Dukes peed his pants!
Great radio Lisa, and thanks for the belch! ;)
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Dirtybird11
11-16-2001, 06:54 PM
what a frickin show!
everybody rocked tonight.
but lisa stole the show in my oppinion.
lisa= funny.
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Burntrail
11-16-2001, 06:57 PM
The best part was hearing the "click" of his jaw on contact.. LOL too damn funny... Lisa Killed tonight!!!!!
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Captain Rooster
11-16-2001, 07:42 PM
LISA CROFT!!
We're not worthy!!! We're not worthy!!! We're not worthy!!! We're not worthy!!! We're not worthy!!! We're not worthy!!! We're not We're not worthy!!! worthy!!!
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Lisa Croft
11-16-2001, 08:24 PM
Thanks a lot, guys. I'm glad to hear that I held my own, even though I didn't join the other super ladies in their "lovefest". ;-)
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The Belcher
11-16-2001, 10:57 PM
From one Belcher to another.....
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the Wind Beneath My Wings.
Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the Wind Beneath My Wings,
'cause you are the Wind Beneath My Wings.
Oh, the Wind Beneath My Wings.
You, you, you, you are the Wind Beneath My Wings.
Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the Wind Beneath My Wings.
Oh, you, you, you, the Wind Beneath My Wings.
Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
so high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
thank God for you, the Wind Beneath My Wings...
Sing it baby!!
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DreamWeaver
11-17-2001, 06:57 AM
Like, oh my god, like Lisa you are the coolest chick I know..You are the best!!!you rock!!I love you!!!! Um do you think we could hang out sometime? PLease??? Could you bend over, your ass deserves a big fat kiss...***smooches*** :P ;)
Will you go out with me, Lisa Croft?
(I sure hope my g/f and your b/f don't read this)
Hearing about girls kissing=cool in 1983
Hearing a girl almost break a guy's jaw=always funny
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Doogie
11-17-2001, 08:43 AM
Those were the shots heard around the world...Frazier is down, Frazier is down!! I wish that she had Iron Miked him...and gave him a shot to the uterus
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RF Godfather
11-17-2001, 09:23 AM
Lisa Croft, simply amazing.
You gotta feel bad for Frighty Fright but damn that was hot how you nailed him.
WHACK!
I bow to thee. =)
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The Blowhard
11-18-2001, 03:10 PM
Can somebody call Vince McMahon and get this girl a job? ;)
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Se7en
11-18-2001, 07:32 PM
Maybe I'm just a sick bastard but...
...the fact that she beat the shit out of Frighty Fright just makes her THAT MUCH hotter in my book.
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The Belcher
11-18-2001, 09:24 PM
Hot isn't the word for it. A few years ago I dated a POA that unexpectedly took to giving me really hard thigh punches (usually while driving, the idiot) and arm punches and shit and it really pissed me off after a while (I finally found out that her best "new" friend always punched the shit out of her own boyfriend, so my girlfriend, being a follower-type, just followed suit)
BUT, not that I'd like to get punched in the nuts per-se, but the thought of Lisa Lara Croft wrestling me to the ground and winning, and then having to "apologize" while she's pining me down is a VERY hot thought..... am I strange, or describing some of you guys' hidden fantasies??
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The Blowhard
11-20-2001, 02:35 AM
The public DEMANDS a rematch!
How about some arm wrestling?
Kick boxing? Whatever! ;)
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Sunrisa
11-20-2001, 03:41 AM
this woman rocks!
the queen of the swillholes
i nominate her as captain!
I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.
stand united.
Lisa Croft
11-20-2001, 04:58 AM
I guess those after school specials were wrong... violence does pay. Thanks guys.
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Lisa could very well be one of the funniest women I have ever met. Positively hilarious!
It was great seeing Frighty Fright right after it happenned; he came out of the studio and looked shell-shocked! "She hit me really hard" was all he muttered as he stumbled away.
Thanks again for all the laughs, Lisa!
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The Blowhard
11-22-2001, 01:39 AM
Could Lisa Croft beat a bear?
I think so.
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Maybe punching Friday Fright should be a Thanksgiving tradition. Or, week from Thanksgiving tradition. Whatever...
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The Blowhard
02-15-2002, 07:35 AM
Let's hope she does it again. "Down goes Frighty, down goes Frighty"!!!!
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mrbungle
02-16-2002, 07:16 AM
No offense to Frighty Fright, but Lisa's gonna take his ass down...I can't wait to see this one...
It's not funny, my ass is on fire...
IkeaBoy
02-16-2002, 10:53 AM
actually Frighty Fright may hav a chance, I heard he got a dreidle for 3 nights in a row.
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Jackie Sloan
02-16-2002, 11:08 AM
Frighty Faig is a dead man, he just too stupid to know it! he's DFFW - Ded Frighty fright walkin'! lol
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erole
02-16-2002, 12:35 PM
I'm not surprised. Lisa is the best.
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The Blowhard
02-19-2002, 08:34 PM
Per my advice, she's on the "Jaret From Subway" training program, plus some random beatings of homeless men at the local shelter. Frighty, you can run, but you can't hide!
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