MADNESS? This is... LONG ISLAND!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Long Island woman murdered. All hell breaks lose at her wake. Cops called three times in six hours. (http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-lifite0603,0,7617298.story?coll=ny-top-headlines)

And this is just a horribly written story.

[lleeder]

I think Robert Chambers did it.

[fohat]

that's better then a soap opera
.

[HBox]

Long Island woman murdered. All hell breaks lose at her wake. Cops called three times in six hours. (http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-lifite0603,0,7617298.story?coll=ny-top-headlines)

And this is just a horribly written story.

I have no idea who is related to who and how.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I have no idea who is related to who and how.

I broke this down on FARK. I think I got it right.

The victim and her husband - their families didn't like each other.

The husband was in jail, and her family blamed his for her murder, totally ignoring the fact that apparently she was fucking a guy who wasn't her husband.

Vic's friend punked out the mother-in-law at the funeral home.

Vic's family and husband's family got snippy at the funeral home.

[lleeder]

The more east you go on Long Island the more hayseed it gets. Sorry Roseblood.

[canker_sore]

Suffolk is as close to being in the old south of the 1930's....kids walk the streets without shows in the winter, while there father installs a new gun rack in his pickup...

[RoseBlood]

The more east you go on Long Island the more hayseed it gets. Sorry Roseblood.

No apologies necessary. I know it stinks :annoyed:

[lleeder]

No apologies necessary. I know it stinks :annoyed:

I've been waiting for you to reply to this.

[Satan]

As if parts of New Jersey are any better? Oh the souls I have harvested in Southern Jersey and up in Sussex. I can tell you stories about East Brunswick and Augusta that would your hair stand on end.

[FUNKMAN]

makes the irish look good

[Fat_Sunny]

Why Does Ronnie B. Intimate That Long Island Is "Classier" Than NJ?

That Is Just So Wrong!

[Marc with a c]

Why Does Ronnie B. Intimate That Long Island Is "Classier" Than NJ?

That Is Just So Wrong!

hamptons v. seaside

i have no idea fatso.

[Fat_Sunny]

hamptons v. seaside


Oh, Right. F_S Kinda Forgot About That Shore Vs. Our Shore. No Possible Comeback On That.

But Our "Horse Country" Beats Long Island!

[Hottub]

Horse Country, yes.
Whore's Country, they got us by a mile!

[Fat_Sunny]

Horse Country, yes.
Whore's Country, they got us by a mile!

:lol:

[scottinnj]

Suffolk is as close to being in the old south of the 1930's....kids walk the streets without shoes in the winter, while there father installs a new gun rack in his pickup...



Fixed it for ya!

[scottinnj]

All of you have to come down to Cape May County, New Jersey. Ever hear of Wildwood?
The end of civilization (hayseeds who spell) as you know it before entering Delaware and all points south.


"Watch the tramcar, please"

[Furtherman]

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[jab]

long island needs to be dislodged from its physical connection to the earth and left to float around the planet. ugh. an island full of monsters.

[Freitag]

Matty calls Dad Fridays, to discuss going to a concert:

"Well, we could go see them in Atlantic City, or at Jones Bea-"

before I could even finish saying "Beach", my father starts laughing and says, "Atlantic City. We'll go to Atlantic City. Long Island stinks."




Punchline: Dad grew up in Nassau County.

[angrymissy]

someone get me off of this island and back to civilized Westchester plz

[topless_mike]

long island needs to be dislodged from its physical connection to the earth and left to float around the planet. ugh. an island full of monsters.

if im correct, LI has a higher population than 17 of our states.
with that population and money, its no wonder that NY would do anything to hold onto that tax bracket.

[jab]

the taxes are super high, the roads are shitty and the trees are ripped down for new mini malls while failed ones sit to the side abandoned and neglected. but ooh a 711 across the street from a 711 yay. also there are too many italians, and we all know what a problem they are.

[KatPw]

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Just round up everyone that looks like the cretins in the video. Problem solved.

[Furtherman]

To be fair, I do know a lot of nice, cool, good and educated people from Long Island.

But yea, those guys don't help break any stereotypes, but they solidified it hilariously.

[sr71blackbird]

Hey, I am from Long Island and I am normal.




























Right?

[Death Metal Moe]

As if parts of New Jersey are any better? Oh the souls I have harvested in Southern Jersey and up in Sussex. I can tell you stories about East Brunswick and Augusta that would your hair stand on end.

I always knew I felt your presence here more than any other place I've been to.

I am ready oh dark lord. I am but a humble servant, command me.

[jab]

Hey, I am from Long Island and I am normal.

Right?

:lol:

[Foster]

if LI breaks off from the rest of NY, that would mean the Islanders would be our only professional sports team in the state.

I'm not liking this idea too much

[jab]

if LI breaks off from the rest of NY, that would mean the Islanders would be our only professional sports team in the state.

I'm not liking this idea too much

youll get used to it.

long island is like the italian australia.

[Foster]

youll get used to it.

long island is like the italian australia.

does that mean we can have kangaroo pizza?

[jab]

Youve Been Having It For Years!!!!! Dun Dun Dunnnnn

[KatPw]

if LI breaks off from the rest of NY, that would mean the Islanders would be our only professional sports team in the state.

I'm not liking this idea too much

We have the Ducks! And we have the New York Dragons, but no one watches arena football. And I think we still have the Rough Riders, but no one watches soccer either.

[bigtim666]

so do we get queens and brooklyn also or is this just nassau and suffolk. Maybe manhattan will join our island state, staten island can go back to jersey and the boogie down can join west chester. the could turn out well for all involved :bye:

[jab]

oh, manhattan is connected physically just not in spirit. their loss, as that shit is sailin on with us.

[Foster]

so do we get queens and brooklyn also or is this just nassau and suffolk. Maybe manhattan will join our island state, staten island can go back to jersey and the boogie down can join west chester. the could turn out well for all involved :bye:

good point, geographically queens and brooklyn are part of LI, and this way we get the Mets :clap:

[jab]

we wont need sports we are floating away from everything else!!!!

[Foster]

we wont need sports we are floating away from everything else!!!!

I like to think we're drifting towards other things

[jab]

you always were an island is half full type of guy.

[Serpico1103]

I have to say that Suffolk is South Jersey East.

Nassau is kept in line by being close to Brooklyn and Manhattan. Suffolk might as well be in Maryland, HICKS!

[jab]

I have to say that Suffolk is South Jersey East.

Nassau is kept in line by being close to Brooklyn and Manhattan. Suffolk might as well be in Maryland, HICKS!

not so fast nassau. get yer head out the clouds, you are the fba thread of counties; thinking you are better than that nearby place you disassociate yourself from, yet still seen as second class citizens as the place yer trying to warm yourself in the shadow of.

[KatPw]

not so fast nassau. get yer head out the clouds, you are the fba thread of counties; thinking you are better than that nearby place you disassociate yourself from, yet still seen as second class citizens as the place yer trying to warm yourself in the shadow of.

Mike read this over my shoulder and it gave him a good chuckle. He said your description is very accurate.

[Serpico1103]

not so fast nassau. get yer head out the clouds, you are the fba thread of counties; thinking you are better than that nearby place you disassociate yourself from, yet still seen as second class citizens as the place yer trying to warm yourself in the shadow of.

Well, of course Nassau can not compete with Fort Awesome. But, I live in Brooklyn, so I don't have to worry about Nassau's image.

However, if you don't know the difference between Nassau and Suffolk, than you don't know LI.

[jab]

well of course i know the difference. nassau has stoplights on the highway.

fort awesome is a terrasect within a fiberglass duck.

[Serpico1103]

well of course i know the difference. nassau has stoplights on the highway.

fort awesome is a terrasect within a fiberglass duck.

Sounds like a shithole.

I am not convinced you appreciate the difference.

[TjM]

I like to think we're drifting towards other things

Like Venezuela

[Foster's Blackberry]

I live in Suffolk and work in Nassua, with the exception of smaller property lots I see no real difference between the two. Get off your high horses you Nassua snobs!

[RoseBlood]

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Haha I just saw that today.. funny cause it's true. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/16/let-long-island-secede-sa_n_216352.html) :unsure:

[Serpico1103]

Nassau is ranked as 10th richest county in America.
In 2005 Nassau (and Suffolk) were ranked as safest communities in America.

Hayseeds have no security and no money.