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Judge Smails
06-03-2007, 07:42 PM
I'm hoping it's just badly twisted. It's swollen and I can't put much weight on it. I really don't have much reason to post this other than I thought that some people would enjoy the irony, since I was complaining about my neighbor and his Christmas lights recently.

Here's what happened: I was working in my backyard all day, doing some spring clean-up. I put on the Buddays hoping that listening to the replays would help pass the time. It was drizzling on and off so my neighbors were all in doors. I figured that no one would hear, or mind, the occasional f-bomb dropped by Ron. I admit this was probably not very neighborly of me.

Anyway, they were talking about Rooster when I had to go get something in the garage. When I came back they were in the middle of a Sextravaganza bit. I ran for the radio will all haste. I don't know if it was the wet grass, or if I hit an uneven patch of ground, or if it was the bad neighbor Karma gods, but I twisted my ankle real bad and I limped all the way to the radio: "That's a stupid ass question."

Still, that Sextravaganza is a great segment.

Don Stugots
06-03-2007, 07:45 PM
i love it. i want to hear twice more.

midwestjeff
06-03-2007, 07:47 PM
Sorry boss.

FUNKMAN
06-03-2007, 07:49 PM
http://www.biomedcentral.com/content/figures/1471-227X-5-9-1.jpg

feel for ya budday! I haven't twisted my ankle in a long time but when I played basketball as a teenager there was a bunch of times where it looked like somebody shoved a softball under my skin. you come down off somebody's foot and it was immediate 'hit the ground and pray for god to have mercy to let the pain stop'

Fat_Sunny
06-03-2007, 07:49 PM
Oooh, The Delicious Irony!

Great Story, Judge!!!

And.....Sorry!

mikeyboy
06-03-2007, 08:00 PM
i love it. i want to hear twice more.

Hear ya go. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=3137)

Fezticle98
06-03-2007, 08:01 PM
Aye, aye, que fievre, aye!

That is a funny story. Sorry about your ankle though.

weekapaugjz
06-03-2007, 08:02 PM
new bronx johnny warning, "if you are at the office or doing work in your back yard..."

mikeyboy
06-03-2007, 08:03 PM
From reading the thread title, I was sure the injury came from attempting "tummy sticks"

banditorico
06-03-2007, 08:04 PM
You should get it checked out if the pain or swelling doesn't subside. I had a similar fall and after an x-ray, I found out I had a broken ankle.

Marc with a c
06-03-2007, 08:04 PM
From reading the thread title, I was sure the injury came from attempting "tummy sticks"

what?

you must be playing wrong.

Fezticle98
06-03-2007, 08:05 PM
From reading the thread title, I was sure the injury came from attempting "tummy sticks"

Maybe that's how Mikey D really broke his dick.

FezPaul
06-03-2007, 08:57 PM
Sorry boss.

:lol:

Chigworthy
06-04-2007, 06:08 AM
More evidence that knowing and caring about your neighbors is hazardous.

Furtherman
06-04-2007, 07:08 AM
Church.