Ice Cream Tops Religion

[lleeder]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/06/04/2007-06-04_ice_cream_truck_kills_granny.html

If anything proves going to church everyday doesn't always work out, its this sad story.

[FUNKMAN]

horrible, sounds like she got sandwiched...

[lleeder]

Thats in poor taste. The story did say she always wanted to have her ashes sprinkled...

[FUNKMAN]

i heard after the accident they set up some cones

[Fat_Sunny]

You Guys Are So Cold!

[Wallower]

Her family is going to sue the truck for false advertising.

[northbergenfran]

its not funny. her family is still frozen in shock.

[Wallower]

You have to give congratulations to the NY Daily News for the scoop.

[Fat_Sunny]

We All Scream For Ice Cream. She Sure Did.

[deeznutts]

memorial services will be held at the 59th street cold stone creamery.

[FUNKMAN]

people shouldn't get upset at the jokes, it's all being done in good humor..

[Wallower]

sounds like she got acquainted with the rocky road

[deeznutts]

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[Wallower]

If anyone has seen this man, please contact your local law enforcement agency.
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[FUNKMAN]

it's a shame it had to happen on a sundae

[lleeder]

She was loved in the neighborhood and was said to have done more than 31 favors.

[topless_mike]

she probably wished she ordered the moosetracks instead...

[Wallower]

A beloved Brooklyn grandmother who rarely left her home except to worship was struck and killed by a Mister Softee truck as she walked to church, police and relatives said yesterday.

What's NY coming to? Why do we care what the police officer's family has to say?

[lleeder]

Preliminary reports said the scene of the accident was desserted.

[THE CHURCH LADY]

WHO COULD BE MAKING YOU ALL SAY SUCH HURTFUL COMMENTS?




























COULD IT BE.......SATAN?

[Keotok]

Mr. Softee?

[torker]

The woman is dead and you guys are making jokes? That is not good humor.

[lleeder]

The woman is dead and you guys are making jokes? That is not good humor.

Scroll up your joke has been scooped

[torker]

Instead of daisies:
http://www.partyexpress.safeorders.net/images/77567-00312_large.jpg

[Keotok]

Been done...

people shouldn't get upset at the jokes, it's all being done in good humor..

[Fat_Sunny]

You Guys Didn't Have To Pile On Torker Like That. Now He's Just Giving You Both An Icy Stare.

[Keotok]

And a cold shoulder...

[torker]

Tiramisu me.

[scottinnj]

[comedy pyramid] We did it! [/comedy pyramid]

[SatCam]

Scroll up your joke has been scooped

likewise

[midwestjeff]

In a show of compassion, Ben and Jerry's has released a new flavor, "Adelaide Roadkillriguez", with all proceeds going to the family of the deceased.

[FUNKMAN]

the driver was so upset he started to shake. lucky for him he didn't try to split

[reeshy]

The woman is dead and you guys are making jokes? That is not good humor.

Torker, you're a good man....these other assholes are just that....assholes!!!!!!

When I was still a cop...i covered a similar story about an elderly woman who was killed by a sanitation truck......sad story!!!!

[deeznutts]

Torker, you're a good man....these other assholes are just that....assholes!!!!!!

When I was still a cop...i covered a similar story about an elderly woman who was killed by a sanitation truck......sad story!!!!

good humor......good humor....eh nevermind.

[Satan]

WHO COULD BE MAKING YOU ALL SAY SUCH HURTFUL COMMENTS?



COULD IT BE.......SATAN?

You know, Lady and I use that term loosely, I grow tired of you using my name in vain all these years. Now if you excuse me, I have some driivng to do.

[Satan]

Torker, you're a good man....these other assholes are just that....assholes!!!!!!

When I was still a cop...i covered a similar story about an elderly woman who was killed by a sanitation truck......sad story!!!!

Looks like Torker is one of mine. You just didn't get the HUMOR, Reeshy.

[Fat_Sunny]

When I was still a cop...i covered a similar story about an elderly woman who was killed by a sanitation truck......sad story!!!!

You're Right Reeshy, This Whole Thread Is Just Garbage!

[THE CHURCH LADY]

You know, Lady and I use that term loosely, I grow tired of you using my name in vain all these years. Now if you excuse me, I have some driivng to do.

THE ONLY THING THAT IS GOING TO BE LOOSE IS YOUR JAW AFTER I SMACK THE BOOK OF THE LORD ACROSS YOUR CHIN!!!! BE GONE DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[torker]

Looks like Torker is one of mine.

A fellow hack.

[Satan]

THE ONLY THING THAT IS GOING TO BE LOOSE IS YOUR JAW AFTER I SMACK THE BOOK OF THE LORD ACROSS YOUR CHIN!!!! BE GONE DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, now, let's stay on topic. There was a huge waste of Life here and broken ice cream cones.

[THE CHURCH LADY]

Now, now, let's stay on topic. There was a huge waste of Life here and broken ice cream cones.

well isnt that special?

[reeshy]

Looks like Torker is one of mine. You just didn't get the HUMOR, Reeshy.

For a newbie....you got balls!!!!!! you don't want to fuck with me!!!!!!

[THE CHURCH LADY]

For a newbie....you got balls!!!!!! you don't want to fuck with me!!!!!!

if you consider billions of years new, i'd hate to ask how old you are.

[Satan]

Reeshy, I am Eternal. Hardly a Newbie. Again, staying on topic, maybe the woman should have had a bottle of Magic Shell in her purse to protect her.

[DonInNC]

Aw fudgesicles, I missed another pun thread.