JonBenet's dad is dating Natalee Holloway's mom

[Judge Smails]

In related news: Howard K. Stern plays Tummy Sticks with O.J. Simpson (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,277718,00.html)


In a match seemingly made in tabloid heaven, the father of murdered child beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey (javascript:siteSearch('JonBenet Ramsey');) and the mother of missing-in-Aruba teen Natalee Holloway (javascript:siteSearch('Natalee Holloway');) are dating, FOX News has confirmed.

John Ramsey (javascript:siteSearch('John Ramsey');), 63, and Beth Holloway Twitty (javascript:siteSearch('Beth Holloway Twitty');), 46, have been romantically involved since January
2007, though the two met at a fundraiser last year.
The couple has been spotted openly holding hands and kissing in Mountain Brook, Ala. — where Twitty lives — and at an art show at a nearby art museum. They've also been seen at various restaurants.

[xample]

Why can I see a reality show coming of this??????????

Blah.

[Doctor Z]

I hate this planet.

[scottinnj]

What's the matter with that? I'd fuck her.

[Midkiff]

I thought they were both married?

[torker]

Best wishes.


May the love you find heal the wounds that time cannot.

~torker~

And this guy:
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/jon_benet_confession_002.jpg

[Devo37]

this was their plan all along. how diabolical!!!!!!

[bigredd]

Is this a sign of the apocolypse?

[FUNKMAN]

hopefully they don't have any kids together. neither I would say are on a lucky streak

[PapaBear]

I thought they were both married?
You don't remember Patsy's demise?

[Heather 8]

I thought they were both married?

Mr. Ramsey's a widower. Natalee's mom got divorced from her second (?) husband a couple months ago.

[Marc with a c]

would she still be considered a milf?



sorry

[PapaBear]

Mr. Ramsey's a widower. Natalee's mom got divorced from her second (?) husband shortly after Natalee's disappearance, I believe.
Would his name happen to be Conway?

[Heather 8]

Would his name happen to be Conway?

No, it was Jug Twitty.

(Yes, I ignore sarcasm)

[Midkiff]

You don't remember Patsy's demise?

ohhhh yeah, vaguely.

Mr. Ramsey's a widower. Natalee's mom got divorced from her second (?) husband a couple months ago.

Game on, then! Time to make little future abductees!

[Heather 8]

Game on, then! Time to make little future abductees!

Yep, more blonde white chicks for the media to obsess over.

[FUNKMAN]

next in line

http://www.courttv.com/graphics/photos/people/lede/buttafuoco-people-121703.jpg

[Midkiff]

Yep, more blonde white chicks for the media to obsess over.

And for John Karr to rape.

[Heather 8]

Um, yeah. That'd be where you and I part company.

[Marc with a c]

Um, yeah. That'd be where you and I part company.

why were you hanging on so long?

[scottinnj]

And for John Karr to rape.


Now you're just being playful.....quit getting me all excited.

[Tenbatsuzen]

next in line

http://www.courttv.com/graphics/photos/people/lede/buttafuoco-people-121703.jpg

Actually, he's getting back together with Amy. There's a big Dr. Phil special about it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://www.nndb.com/people/122/000104807/nancy-grace-2-sized.jpg

:king:

[Fat_Sunny]

Shave The Head And Wipe Off The Lipstick And That's A Man, Hippo!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Shave The Head And Wipe Off The Lipstick And That's A Man, Hippo!


and whatta man

:king:

[torker]

http://www.nndb.com/people/122/000104807/nancy-grace-2-sized.jpg

:king:

http://gloriabrame.typepad.com/inside_the_mind_of_gloria/images/chickenlady.jpg
I prefer her earlier, funnier stuff.

[Yerdaddy]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3421/jawsbiggerboatff6.png

"We're gonna need a bigger milk carton."

[drjoek]

We are a cult of personality