Who The Hell Was That Phony "Rooster" On The Show?

[GvacNoMore]

Today on Ron and Fez there was an in studio guest who called himself "Rooster." He was even brought in to the famous Alice In Chains song.

I thought it was our old buddy Lt. Rooster making his triumphant return to the airwaves, but alas, it was an imposter.

Who is this guy? And why is he stealing the real Rooster's gig?

[Midkiff]

I was wondering that myself.

[PapaBear]

Isn't he the new intern from the midwest?

[torker]

Maybe it was RoosterNoMore.

[nevnut]

Maybe it was RoosterNoMore.

I don't like it when some one takes a screen name, adds something to it, then calls it theirs.

[GvacNoMore]

I don't like it when some one takes a screen name, adds something to it, then calls it theirs.

Right?

Me neither.

[yomudder21]

greatest intern of all time..........the rooster.

[Fezticle98]

Some people choose Roosterdom, others have Roosterdom thrust upon them.

Rooster for Producer of the Month.

[GvacNoMore]

I don't like this.

Not one bit.

What's next, an intern named Gvac?

[Reillynomore]

I don't like this.

Not one bit.

What's next, an intern named Gvac?

two gvacs?


goosebumps.

[torker]

http://www.seeing-stars.com/Images/ScenesFromMovies/BodySnatchers.jpg

[Don Stugots]

two gvacs?


douche chills.

fixed it.

[TheMojoPin]

I don't like this.

Not one bit.

What's next, an intern named Gvac?

Finally, the true king returned to reclaim his throne!

[FUNKMAN]

http://www.seeing-stars.com/Images/ScenesFromMovies/BodySnatchers.jpg

Classic! Nice Pull :thumbup:

[HBox]

I don't like this.

Not one bit.

What's next, an intern named Gvac?

The name is apparently available.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I don't like this.

Not one bit.

What's next, an intern named Gvac?

Don and Mike already did the World's Oldest Intern bit.

[PapaBear]

Don and Mike already did the World's Oldest Intern bit.
I thought that was the world's oldest call screener? The world's oldest intern was our own Ogre.

[Don Stugots]

I thought that was the world's oldest call screener? The world's oldest intern was our own Ogre.

Ogre is the best! anyone been to his BBQ place yet?

[PapaBear]

I thought that was the world's oldest call screener? The world's oldest intern was our own Ogre.

Ogre is the best! anyone been to his BBQ place yet?
I've been dying to go. It's only an hour away from me, and he's asked me to go. I just need a date. I'd hate to show up without a date. Why the fuck aren't there any decent available women in my damn hick town?

[Don Stugots]

when you go, see if you can send me some.

[PapaBear]

when you go, see if you can send me some.
Are you asking me to pork you? I'm not up on the the lingo you kids use these days.

[AKA]

Ogre is the best! anyone been to his BBQ place yet?

Several times - it's great. I was trying to work it out to stop by last night, but couldn't. I will by the end of the week.

http://www.geocities.com/horrorhostunderground/tsm/bbqbanner.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

I totally agree that this fucking Rooster imposter needs to be given a new name PRONTO. The Ron and Fez show has had Lt. Rooster as part of the show for a LONG time. I can't believe Ron even address him as Rooster and hit the music. I was shocked.


Fuck this kid, WE ALREADY HAVE A ROOSTER! Get your own fucking name you name stealer.

[GvacNoMore]

I actually spoke to the REAL Rooster last night and he was none too pleased.

If I was that faux Rooster kid I'd be afraid.

Very afraid.

[TheMojoPin]

I totally agree that this fucking Rooster imposter needs to be given a new name PRONTO. The Ron and Fez show has had Lt. Rooster as part of the show for a LONG time. I can't believe Ron even address him as Rooster and hit the music. I was shocked.


Fuck this kid, WE ALREADY HAVE A ROOSTER! Get your own fucking name you name stealer.

CAPTAIN Rooster, goddammit.

[FUNKMAN]

I actually spoke to the REAL Rooster last night and he was none too pleased.

If I was that faux Rooster kid I'd be afraid.

Very afraid.

was he in a fowl mood?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I saya, saya boy. that ain't no rooster. that there's a chicken. and your a chicken- hawk.
so it's about time we go learn him some barnyard etiquitsie.

[TheMojoPin]

Speaking of which, I figured Chickenhawk might return when Spoon vanished for a while, but I guess it was not to be.

[zolo6029]

There's obviously a new "cock" in town!

[drjoek]

The Red Rooster
Howling Wolf
I have a little red rooster, too lazy to crow for day
I have a little red rooster, too lazy to crow for day
Keep everything in the barnyard, upset in every way

Oh the dogs begin to bark,
and the hound begin to howl
Oh the dogs begin to bark, hound begin to howl
Ooh watch out strange kind people,
Cause little red rooster is on the prowl

If you see my little red rooster, please drag him home
If you see my little red rooster, please drag him home
There ain't no peace in the barnyard,
Since the little red rooster been gone

Willie Dixon

[GvacNoMore]

There's obviously a new "cock" in town!

I don't wanna hear it!

[ROOSTER]

How the F did a new character show up with the boys with my name and my music?

WTF!?

I guess a Army Rangers don't displace any water these days.

[Captain Rooster]

Oh, I'm sorry ... let me use my REAL name ... from a fan who has been around since before 9/11.

What a joke, a new "Rooster" ... what a slap in the face.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Oh, I'm sorry ... let me use my REAL name ... from a fan who has been around since before 9/11.

What a joke, a new "Rooster" ... what a slap in the face.


your're the ONLY Rooster I acknowledge, time to change this Midwest Interns name to Thing#7

:king:

[Cleophus James]

http://www.pipers-place.com/SS/WC/pic00042.jpg

[rexdart]

Does this mean Dave would win most retarded intern?

Earl is laziest producer?

Is Earl gayer than Fez?

[torker]

http://www.juggleart.com/catalog/product_thumb.php?img=images/rubberrooster.jpg&w=100&h=67

[BoondockSaint]

http://www.terry-taylor.info/red_rooster.jpg

[lleeder]

I was all ready to post that and my comp froze up. Nice work Boondock Saint. Do you think Terry Taylor would mind him using the Red Rooster Gimmick?

[JerseyRich]

I miss Drunken Hottub Baby Rooster.

He was the best.

And "Booooooooooooooooo!" to the Faux Rooster.
He sucks balls.

[Aqualad]

http://designermagazine.tripod.com/RoosterALBUMPIC1.jpg

[boeman]

I was all ready to post that and my comp froze up.


are you sure it wasn't just the mouse?

[Gvac]

Maybe lleeder just had a folder resting on one of the keys.

[Bay Ridge Tim]

I kinda like New Rooster. The kid has moxie.

Maybe he can be the Banty Rooster:
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/3518/bantyroosterwc6.jpg
Dig it, man. It's sick, man. Sick.

[Kurto2021]

6 years on the board and you are still a captain. You have no right to the name Rooster anymore.


As a captain you are barely a commissioned officer. (http://www.easternct.edu/personal/faculty/pocock/ranks.htm)

[Don Stugots]

Oh, I'm sorry ... let me use my REAL name ... from a fan who has been around since before 9/11.

What a joke, a new "Rooster" ... what a slap in the face.

hi real Rooster! miss your IMs.


BTW, is this like when Vince brought in The New Diesel and The New Razor?

[Jimmie the Finger]

How about Lt. Rooster keeps his name (as he should) and the new kid goes with.....

A) Private Rooster
B) Plucked Rooster
C) Lt's privates .........rooster

[Fat_Sunny]

Tell Him He's Been Re-Named After Rue McClanahan And He Is Now The Rue-Ster!


http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/42/87/0000004287_20060919221144.jpg?x=300&y=400&sig=ybS8qg267zOoKkZH2_g3Jw--

[Don Stugots]

Tell Him He's Been Re-Named After Rue McClanahan And He Is Now The Rue-Ster!


http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/42/87/0000004287_20060919221144.jpg?x=300&y=400&sig=ybS8qg267zOoKkZH2_g3Jw--

*batch*

[boeman]

How about Lt. Rooster keeps his name (as he should) and the new kid goes with.....

A) Private Rooster
B) Plucked Rooster
C) Lt's privates .........rooster

Yeah... wait, what?

[Captain Rooster]

See below ...

[Don Stugots]

Now that is COLD. Nice work.

[Captain Rooster]

Well .... injured ... but not out. PS--THE NORTH WON.

[Death Metal Moe]

There is only one Rooster on the Ron and Fez show, and he posted above me.

Long live Captian Rooster.

Go away Fakey McFakerton.